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Written by JayBird
Posted in Careers, Kevin Federline, Models, Photos
17 Responses to “K-Fed offered another modeling deal”
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Why is a Vegas nightclub offering a “Father of the Year” award? Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.
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Yeah, he can be pretty damn hot… when he isn’t trying to rap or whatever it was he was doing on that album.
He just cleans up really well, ya know?
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I think you really notice it because he’s normally so skanky looking, so there’s such a HUGE difference between natural K-Fed and cleaned up K-Fed.
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I watched the show with him and Britney and she came in the bathroom videotaping while he was taking a shower. She only showed from the waist up but I must admit — he looked pretty hot!
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Well, I understand that, JayBird, there is a HUGE difference between go-to-work Syko and the one that slumps around the house on Sunday in her bathrobe, too.
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He is hot. Skanky.. but hot. I have to admit that I think JT is hot too. Britney had decent taste before she went completely insane.
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For REALZIES.
Just go a google image search of Federline, and you get some niiiice pictures of him.
Not to draw comparisons, but he brings to mind a sleazy David Beckham.
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He’s gross. You just know he smells like stale ciggies, pot and Old Milwaukee. Vomit!
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whoever thinks he’s hot has really low standards in a guy. He is such a looser, a user, and an all out abuser. That clothing line deserves him; they won’t sell sh**.
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With his pointy elf ears and pointy elf head, I think he’s a pretty hot elf.
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HHHMM well personally I have always been offended that he and I shared the same 1st name. As I get older though there does seem to be too many people named Kevin,,,,not as bad as John or Joseph,,but You get it. Federslime reminds me of this kid I knew in school that always hung out with the “cool” kids. They tried and tried to shove him away but he just wouldn’t leave. By the time we all graduated he had assimilated into the “plastics” group through sheer perseverance. Federline might be about ready to force Hollywood to accept him because He just won’t go away.
In a related side story, Lance Armstrong is considering making K-Fed the face of his new line of upscale prosthetic scrotums. Already testicularly challenged a-listers, such as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Ben Affleck are lining up to be the 1st to buy the designer sack. I also heard that Lance’s prototypes have the same scruffy beard and hair so that these will be the 1st known self scratching balls. -
?? But he’s ugly. Models are supposed to be good looking.
I don’t know, maybe I’m influenced here by the fact that he’s always coated in three inches of slime. Plus, it’s true that when you know someone is a horrible person they can never look attractive to you.
But that does beg the question, how could he possibly help sell a product? Other than condoms. And flea powder. And douches. -
ROFL, Kevin & CB Rawks! I agree with both of you. The man is beyond disgusting. No amount of light, soap, photoshop or angling can ever make him look good. That’s like saying Brit Brit’s weave looks natural!
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Thank you Britney Spears for the lovely gift of your ex-husband Cletus. Maybe one day I’ll get to express my appreciation to you personally with bottle of chloroform and a shovel.
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An unemployed father of four small children is being offered a seven-figure endorsement job (i.e: minimum 1 million dollar) but he hesitates because he “is busy with other projects”…? Ah! Ah! Ah! Still the king of the douche bags, as i can see…
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I agree - he seems to be a douche but he scrubs up alright and looks pretty hot…….. now im gonna go scrub myself in a hot shower for that comment
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I must admit to finding him quite hot myself.
**ducks head in shame and leaves room**
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