Russell Brand wants Prince Charles’ organic muffin

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These are photos from last night’s “Pride of Britain” Awards. Russell Brand was there as the co-host, and he was without his bride. Probably because he wanted to get some hot Susan Boyle action. Anyway, I’m just doing this albeit minor story just because the photos are so funny. Say what you will about Prince Charles, but the man is a good sport, and these photos are hilarious. I wish this site did “caption” contests because I think we could come up some good “public school” references and maybe even a Camilla/horse joke.

Anyway, Brand tweeted about his royal audience, writing: “At Pride Of Britain. Prince Charles is coming. Would like a knighthood but will settle for one of his organic biscuits.” Oh, yes. The sexual tension is palpable.

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As I said, Susan Boyle was also there, as was Simon Cowell. That photo is pretty good too:

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Speaking of English muffins, I just wanted to add these Prince Harry photos… he’s in uniform. JESUS, this boy is so hot.

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Photos courtesy of WENN and Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. Rita says:

    @kaiser

    The titles of your threads are priceless. They draw me in even when I have absolutely no interest in the characters. You should have your own website or start a blog.

    PS-Brand is one freakin’ freaky freak.

  2. Tess says:

    2nd pic caption:

    Prince Charles says “Turnabout is fair play. How about a little nibble of that all-natural weenie you got in there.”

  3. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    WOW Prince Harry is my top #1 Ginger from now on.. followed by Paul Bettany of course.

    Whew… nice way to start the day..

    Forget Brand and Prince Charles UGLY!!!!!!!!

  4. Gabriela says:

    British post full of british men… Hmm… I’m wet.

  5. Lindy says:

    Have to agree with Rita–this is one of the funniest (and most fun) post titles ever. Nice work!

  6. Celebitchy says:

    Kaiser we can do caption contests if you want!

  7. ~M says:

    What is it with Russel, his crazy eyes and puppet mouth! Dis. gus. ting!

    Prince Harry resembles so much James Hewitt, its scary…

  8. Hautie says:

    Here is what bugs me.

    The constant need to question the biological father of Harry.

    Harry looks just like the Spencer’s. That whole ginger/strawberry blonde thing is such a obvious gene in Diana’s family. Starting with her own father… and her brother. She even has a sister that looks like Harry.

    Now I am curious if Charles will share that organic biscuit.

  9. bellaluna says:

    Russell has crazy eyes. There’s just something about them, like he’s thinking about how to prepare you body parts (with fava beans and a nice Chianti?). *shudder*

  10. anti says:

    in that first photo brand looks like a monster… a very happy and fun little monster!

    what are those little red pins everyone is wearing?

  11. Ursaline says:

    The red poppies are for Remembrance Day, to memorialize those lost in World War 1….is that right?

  12. Petra says:

    The poppies are for Remembrance Day, worn a mark of remembrance and respect for those killed or injured in armed conflict.

    Also, I think Harry has Charles’ nose.

  13. Cleo says:

    I can’t believe Prince Charles gained weight in the face. In my mind, he’s still the wasp waisted guy in the ocean with his less fit bodyguard. And how did his son gain weight in the face too? What happened? Russell Brand is looking browner, like David Copperfield (remember him, Claudia Schiffer?) browner.

  14. Someone Else says:

    I would like to polish Harry’s medals.

    There. I said it. I feel so much better now. 🙂

  15. craigc says:

    Get this douche outta here!

  16. Kaye says:

    My SIL met Prince Charles (because of one of Camilla’s charities) and she said that he seemed not terribly bright but was very friendly.

  17. texasmom says:

    Russell Brand looks like a crazed horse in the top photo!

  18. Jeri says:

    Good article Kaiser! Really enjoyed it and the Ging of course.

  19. Alexa says:

    Susan Boyle looks adorable! I just love her, I’m sorry. Imagine going from living the life of a spinster to being in the Hollywood mix.

  20. CB Rawks says:

    I just love Russell Brand. He brings an instant smile to my face every time.

  21. Megatrona says:

    On that first picture russel’s mouth looks like predator