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Jada Pinkett Smith claims to have seen “Suri”


Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith’s wife, says that she’s seen Tom and Katie’s supposed daughter and that she’s beautiful. Her quotes are much more believable than Leah Remini’s, especially since she’s a cult outsider, but I’m not buying it:

“She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life,” Pinkett Smith says. “She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl.”

Pinkett Smith and her husband Will Smith have visited with Suri twice, both times at Cruise and Holmes’s Beverly Hills mansion.

“She’s beautiful and they’re very happy and they need to be left alone,” says Pinkett Smith, who described Suri while talking to PEOPLE about her participation in last weekend’s Philadelphia anti-violence event, Party 4 Peace, run by pal Charles “Charlie Mack” Alston. “She’s the cutest little baby. She’s got a head full of black, beautiful hair.”

I’ll take empirical evidence over some actress/singer’s word any day. Hey people, I saw a ghost of an old woman last night. She looked incredibly sad, had white hair in a bun, wore a long dress, and I could see through her. Now that I made that claim, that ghost must exist, right?

The Daily Mail calls the rumors that Suri doesn’t exist “conspiracy theories” and says that they’re “crazy” and “clearly inaccurate.” It’s not inaccurate to say she’s never been seen, and it’s easy to dismiss a good argument by labeling it a conspiracy theory without addressing its merits. It’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s true!

That same crappy article recycles a made up quote by Katie’s dad, who originally was said to have complained about Katie’s “Buff Brides” workout plan. They changed it around to make it sound like he was disagreeing with Scientology, but the original quote was about her fitness plan. I know it was fake because the article also featured a fake quote by Sue Fleming, the creator of Buff Brides and a family friend.

Here’s the quote from the article:

“My daughter needs rest, relaxation and recuperation. It’s all down to Scientology and I simply can’t go along with what is happening.”

Here’s the original, totally bogus quote:

“My daughter needs rest, relaxation and recuperation. Katie is already doing exercises to build up her back and shoulders and I simply can’t go along with what is happening.”

The truth is that no one knows how Katie’s parents feel about her involvement in Scientology, or about the fact that they supposedly haven’t seen their grandchild. Maybe they realize that she doesn’t exist and they’re in on the scam. Regardless if Jada Pinkett Smith has seen the little changeling, why has nary a bandle been photographed by the ever-present paparrazi?

People can claim that the baby’s being shielded by the Scientologist freaks, but wouldn’t someone take her out for a walk at least once in the more than three months that she’s supposedly been on the planet?

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Babies, Cults, Jada Pinkett Smith, Katie Holmes, Scandals, Tom Cruise

2 Responses to “Jada Pinkett Smith claims to have seen “Suri””

  1. I don’t think that the baby is made up. I also do not question the word or ethics of Jada Smith. Could someone explain to me how someone as thin as Katie would get stretch marks if she had never been preggers. Now I MIGHT go along with the baby was born before they said she was theory.

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  2. I also believe Suri does exist and if Cruise doesn’t want the media to see his baby that’s his choice.He doesn’t have to display her like an object for the world to see.Why should he.

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