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Bristol Palin and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino have recorded a public service announcement for The Candies Foundation, which aims to prevent teen pregnancy. (Their website is vague as to whether they’re pro-abstinence or pro-protection, and they seem to advocate for both.) The video is cringe worthy on several levels and will do little to further the cause. It may help warn hapless young women not to hook up with loser douches like The Situation, and that’s worth something. It also might go far to help dilute The Situation’s already saturated brand, because the entire bit is a play off his lame moniker. At one point he tries to explain safe sex using his name as the only noun.
“Just in case you do get into a situation, I want to make sure you’re situated. Because if you do get into a situation with your situation, you may end up with a situation and you may not like that situation.”
In related news about the Palin family, Bristol and her little sister Willow, 16, got into a Facebook flamewar with someone who criticized her mom’s new reality show. TMZ has a PDF of the whole stupid thread if you’re interested. Willow started attacking the guy personally, called him fat and even calling him the anti-gay “F” word. I don’t have the patience to go through the whole thing and figure out who all the players are, but Bristol gets in on it too and goes after the guy and one of his buddies. For all you can say about this family, they sure stick together. It’s despicable that anyone is still using the “F” word though, that should have gone the way of the “N” word a long time ago. And a 16 year-old should know better.
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Posted in Bristol Palin, Good Causes, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
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Looking at both of make them, I now do not want sex.
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Wow, anyone can be a celebrity.
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“Abstinence” has the word “abs” in it, ok that made me lol.
Sounds like the Situation wrote his own dialoque though. Actually, sounds like they both did, it is just that awful.
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Dude the worst thing is that FemmePalin Senior might just run for president. President, people.
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I don’t find it the least bit surprising that the daughter of a closed-minded person like Palin would use the F word.
gee, I wonder where she heard it from? Think she’ll apologize?
whoa…I just read some of that. Willow is quite a piece of work, isn’t she?
to be fair, some of the comments from the guys are pretty harsh, but this family needs to chill out and not feel like they have to respond to ANYONE who dare criticizes them.
if you put yourself in the public eye, like running for VP and starring on a reality show, you’re going to get criticism.
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How can you use a teenage mom to record a message about abstinence? If she knew the meaning of the word she wouldn’t have ended up pregnant in the first place.
Bristol: “Mom, what’s abstinence?”
Sarah: “Oh, honey, that’s some high falutin’ fancy French booze that makes you go crazy. Don’t even try it.”
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This is simple. The Situation is only doing this to convince all the “grenades” out there to abstain from sex. And Bristol is only doing it to increase the dollar amount she can earn for future speaking arrangements.
Excuse me, I need to go see a doctor now due to the epic eye-rolls I am currently experiencing.
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If the two of them were my only choices, yeah, I guess I would be abstinent.
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I know everyone hates her due to her family but..
Think of it this way, who do you think would be a better “spokesperson”? Some little celeb, or someone who actually had sex, had a baby and realizes how hard parenthood is?
Take the political angle out of it, and think of that way. Then what will your answer be?
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Watching Jersey Shore and seeing The Situation hooking up with every skank he sees, makes me want to vomit, let alone want to have sex. He looks like a walking herpe. I can’t!!!!! These two are the worst role models.
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If Scarah Palin tries to run in 2012 she is going to have to explain away all of the crap Bristol & Willow put on FB, especially Willow since she is a minor
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OMG! I want to gouge out my eyes and poke holes in my eardrums!
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Gross.
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Isn’t there a chic that da Situation hooked up with who ran to the press talking about how small his weenie is and he’s carrying around Magnums?! Who da f does this guy think he’s fooling.
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That dude is a WALKING PSA for abstinence. My god. The Horror.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- MAGNUMS!!!
AS IF!
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The ending “wha-bam!” was the funniest part of that whole thing.
The rest made me cross my legs.
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did they really think this would work?? wtf??? this is ridiculas!!
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These two should get together
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The Sitch is a brain damaged misogynist idiot. Wonder if he will ever grow up.
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OK, I hate them both but I thought the ad was effective in that NO-ONE will ever want to have sex again after seeing this.
No seriously, I think the ad had a good message. Safe sex includes protection or not having sex at all.
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I pmsl watching that PSA! Who were the brains behind it thinking those two have any clout sex-wise? A bird that got knocked up at age 17 after starting sex when she was like 15 and a bloke that is a walking ad for STD meds?
Hump Wednesday indeedy!
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yeah, because abstinence worked out so well for bristol.
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Am I the only one who was hoping against all hope that these two would somehow find each other attractive and start dating? I can only begin to imagine the hilarity- it would work on so many levels.
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Stich may give Bristol a run for her money as the national posterchild for abstinence-only sex education. Lord knows it would be less transparent and hypocritical to hand him a paycheck for a lecture circuit than Bristol.
Doesn’t she have a young child to raise? What is she doing shaking her tatas in front of a national audience? Those Palins are absolutely shameless. . .
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why did i just watch this?
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i hate this guy. he is such a flaming pile of turd.
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I think Bristol Palin is fat; she has total bloat face. Her face actually annoys me. Sorry, I know that’s mean, but man she is ugly.
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I heard that Bristol is prego, that is why she hasn’t lost weight like other women who have competed on the show.
Plus, Bristol doesn’t really know how it is to be a teen mom. Yeah, technically she is, but she has her family money and those speaking engagements. She doesn’t have to worry about which bill she is gonna pay for the month or hope she’ll have enough money for food. Sadly, the girls on “Teen Mom” are more realistic, even if they do get $60 grand a year.
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