Bristol Palin and The Situation make terrible abstinence PSA (video)


Bristol Palin and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino have recorded a public service announcement for The Candies Foundation, which aims to prevent teen pregnancy. (Their website is vague as to whether they’re pro-abstinence or pro-protection, and they seem to advocate for both.) The video is cringe worthy on several levels and will do little to further the cause. It may help warn hapless young women not to hook up with loser douches like The Situation, and that’s worth something. It also might go far to help dilute The Situation’s already saturated brand, because the entire bit is a play off his lame moniker. At one point he tries to explain safe sex using his name as the only noun.

Just in case you do get into a situation, I want to make sure you’re situated. Because if you do get into a situation with your situation, you may end up with a situation and you may not like that situation.”

In related news about the Palin family, Bristol and her little sister Willow, 16, got into a Facebook flamewar with someone who criticized her mom’s new reality show. TMZ has a PDF of the whole stupid thread if you’re interested. Willow started attacking the guy personally, called him fat and even calling him the anti-gay “F” word. I don’t have the patience to go through the whole thing and figure out who all the players are, but Bristol gets in on it too and goes after the guy and one of his buddies. For all you can say about this family, they sure stick together. It’s despicable that anyone is still using the “F” word though, that should have gone the way of the “N” word a long time ago. And a 16 year-old should know better.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 01: Teen activist Bristol Palin arrives to ABC's 'Dancing With The Stars' 200th episode party on November 1, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino arrives for the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

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  1. David says:

    Looking at both of make them, I now do not want sex.

  2. Po says:

    Wow, anyone can be a celebrity.

  3. Jeane says:

    “Abstinence” has the word “abs” in it, ok that made me lol.

    Sounds like the Situation wrote his own dialoque though. Actually, sounds like they both did, it is just that awful.

  4. aenflex says:

    Dude the worst thing is that FemmePalin Senior might just run for president. President, people.

  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I don’t find it the least bit surprising that the daughter of a closed-minded person like Palin would use the F word.

    gee, I wonder where she heard it from? Think she’ll apologize?

    whoa…I just read some of that. Willow is quite a piece of work, isn’t she?

    to be fair, some of the comments from the guys are pretty harsh, but this family needs to chill out and not feel like they have to respond to ANYONE who dare criticizes them.

    if you put yourself in the public eye, like running for VP and starring on a reality show, you’re going to get criticism.

  6. Stronzilla says:

    How can you use a teenage mom to record a message about abstinence? If she knew the meaning of the word she wouldn’t have ended up pregnant in the first place.

    Bristol: “Mom, what’s abstinence?”

    Sarah: “Oh, honey, that’s some high falutin’ fancy French booze that makes you go crazy. Don’t even try it.”

  7. Susan says:

    This is simple. The Situation is only doing this to convince all the “grenades” out there to abstain from sex. And Bristol is only doing it to increase the dollar amount she can earn for future speaking arrangements.

    Excuse me, I need to go see a doctor now due to the epic eye-rolls I am currently experiencing.

  8. telesma says:

    If the two of them were my only choices, yeah, I guess I would be abstinent.

  9. Just a Poster says:

    I know everyone hates her due to her family but..

    Think of it this way, who do you think would be a better “spokesperson”? Some little celeb, or someone who actually had sex, had a baby and realizes how hard parenthood is?

    Take the political angle out of it, and think of that way. Then what will your answer be?

  10. Jezi says:

    Watching Jersey Shore and seeing The Situation hooking up with every skank he sees, makes me want to vomit, let alone want to have sex. He looks like a walking herpe. I can’t!!!!! These two are the worst role models.

  11. Bodhi says:

    If Scarah Palin tries to run in 2012 she is going to have to explain away all of the crap Bristol & Willow put on FB, especially Willow since she is a minor

  12. Cynical Gal says:

    OMG! I want to gouge out my eyes and poke holes in my eardrums!

  13. MonicaBee says:

    Gross.

  14. Rx says:

    Isn’t there a chic that da Situation hooked up with who ran to the press talking about how small his weenie is and he’s carrying around Magnums?! Who da f does this guy think he’s fooling.

  15. Cletus says:

    That dude is a WALKING PSA for abstinence. My god. The Horror.

  16. Cletus says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- MAGNUMS!!!

    AS IF!

  17. chasingadalia says:

    The ending “wha-bam!” was the funniest part of that whole thing.

    The rest made me cross my legs.

  18. Alecto says:

    did they really think this would work?? wtf??? this is ridiculas!!

  19. Roxanne75 says:

    These two should get together

  20. gg says:

    The Sitch is a brain damaged misogynist idiot. Wonder if he will ever grow up.

  21. texasmom says:

    OK, I hate them both but I thought the ad was effective in that NO-ONE will ever want to have sex again after seeing this.

    No seriously, I think the ad had a good message. Safe sex includes protection or not having sex at all.

  22. eternalcanadian says:

    I pmsl watching that PSA! Who were the brains behind it thinking those two have any clout sex-wise? A bird that got knocked up at age 17 after starting sex when she was like 15 and a bloke that is a walking ad for STD meds?

    Hump Wednesday indeedy! 😛

  23. original kate says:

    yeah, because abstinence worked out so well for bristol.

  24. Statler says:

    Am I the only one who was hoping against all hope that these two would somehow find each other attractive and start dating? I can only begin to imagine the hilarity- it would work on so many levels.

  25. MissyA says:

    Stich may give Bristol a run for her money as the national posterchild for abstinence-only sex education. Lord knows it would be less transparent and hypocritical to hand him a paycheck for a lecture circuit than Bristol.

    Doesn’t she have a young child to raise? What is she doing shaking her tatas in front of a national audience? Those Palins are absolutely shameless. . .

  26. jess says:

    why did i just watch this?

  27. Michael says:

    i hate this guy. he is such a flaming pile of turd.

  28. faeriegirlgush7 says:

    I think Bristol Palin is fat; she has total bloat face. Her face actually annoys me. Sorry, I know that’s mean, but man she is ugly.

  29. abby says:

    I heard that Bristol is prego, that is why she hasn’t lost weight like other women who have competed on the show.

    Plus, Bristol doesn’t really know how it is to be a teen mom. Yeah, technically she is, but she has her family money and those speaking engagements. She doesn’t have to worry about which bill she is gonna pay for the month or hope she’ll have enough money for food. Sadly, the girls on “Teen Mom” are more realistic, even if they do get $60 grand a year.