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There’s a feud between Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen that has been brewing since high school, when he apparently sold pictures of the former child star drunk. Spencer was, as he continues to be, a complete dickhead, and Mary-Kate vaguely alluded to this on her interview this June with David Letterman. Letterman goaded Mary-Kate into telling a story about Spencer’s temper in high school and Spencer responded by calling Mary-Kate a ‘troll’ and the ‘less cute twin’ as well as criticizing her fashion sense.
Apparently the egotistic chants that rally in Spencer’s head paused for a moment for him to realize that most of the world seems to like Mary Kate, and no matter how ‘less-cute’ she is than her sister she’s still better looking than someone who resembles a wax museum chipmunk.
So, he did what any gentleman would do. He apologized.
“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff,” Pratt tells Us exclusively.
“I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her,” he went on. “He’s the best in the game at that.”
Pratt even admitted he was a bit envious of the twin.
“I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman,” he said. “I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”
Sources told Us that the Olsen-Pratt fight began after he sold high school photos of a tipsy-appearing Olsen to Star magazine.
Spencer, that isn’t an apology, it’s an insult. You didn’t actually apologize for what you said, just for getting caught up in the ‘trash talk’, then throw in a snide comment about the Olsen twins merchandise.
But we all believe that yes, you’d love to get your face on a lunchbox. I’d like it too – it would be an excellent place to store high calorie snacks that my diet doesn’t permit. One look at your face and I’d be put right off eating.
Spencer Pratt is shown on 6/9/08 outside of the Late Show, thanks to L. Gallo at WENN. Mary Kate Olsen is also shown outside the Late Show on 6/26/06, thanks to Patricia Schlein at WENN.
Written by Helen
Posted in David Letterman, Mary-Kate Olsen, Spencer Pratt
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9 Responses to “Spencer Pratt apologizes to Mary-Kate Olsen”
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His face on a lunchbox!?
As a cure for obese children, or what?
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What a douche.
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So, she and her sister have been in show biz since they were fetal and have a multi-million dollar empire including clothing, perfume, lunchboxes, cell phones, DVDs, IPODs, tampons, papertowels and napkin rings. And he is…who exactly?
It boggles my mind that this little weasel gets his name in magazines as much as he does, since he and his flesh coloured beard (tm Joel McHale and the Soup) have no talent, no personality and no skills!
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OMG Helen! You’re hilarious!
“she’s still better looking than someone who resembles a wax museum chipmunk.”
ROFLOL! Thanks for that and the lunchbox comment! Starts my day off with a laugh
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Man, he was sucking some major Dave ass right there. Dave is the one that said you’re slimy, and wanted to hear tales of your sliminess, you jack ass.
Also, high school soccer was an emotional time for him? Take some Midol and get a Tampax for your bleeding vagina, you twat.
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I’d like to see his face on a milk carton.
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lol daisy I’d like to see his face on a grave stone.
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That’s not an apology. That’s ‘I need more media attention while not really apologising at all’ statement.
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That’s kind of a sideways apology anyway, he’s not sorry he talked bad about her, just sorry he talked trash in general. Any takers on whether he’s really sorry or whether he figured an apology of sorts would get him more publicity? What a repellant little ass!
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