Jaylor goes for coffee again, another blurry cellphone pic & more cheesy details

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We have further confirmation of the elusive couple known as “Jaylor.” This time, their publicist didn’t release the blurry cellphone pic of dubious origin to every celebrity outlet and instead let TMZ have the exclusive photo, with People breathlessly reporting the details. Here we have Jake Gyllenhaal, 29, and Taylor Swift, 20, getting coffee yet again in Taylor’s hometown of Nashville. It will be a few weeks, if ever, before we see some carefully staged paparazzi photos. The public is just too jaded to accept that they’re together after seeing some staged photos. Instead, we’re subjected to sickeningly sweet prose detailing their designer coffee preferences. Jake just loves maple lattes. People even titled this story, which is at the top of their website as I’m writing this: Taylor and Jake: A Whole Latte Love?

Baristas, be on the lookout: Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift may soon be ordering maple lattes at your shop.

The revved-up duo have been spending more time in coffee houses recently than the cast of Friends, getting their caffeine as they conduct their own little java tour.

They’re showing no signs of slowing down, with the latest sighting on Tuesday when they stopped into the Frothy Monkey in Nashville around 10 a.m., their second trip to the shop – they were there on Sunday, also.

“Apparently Jake likes a cappuccino with maple syrup,” says a source who saw him order the drink. “Frothy has the real deal in the maple syrup department.”

On Monday, Swift, 20 and Gyllenhaal, 29 – who so far have been said to tip well – sampled cups of Joe at another Nashville shop called Crema.

On Saturday, the pair ducked into Fido, a coffeehouse and café near Vanderbilt University and Music Row.

Even the Thanksgiving holiday didn’t dampen their need for a fix. There were more maple lattes on the menu at Gorilla Coffee in Brooklyn, N.Y., when the two stars popped in for specialty maple lattes made with pure Vermont syrup.

Then there was that fun-packed weekend in New York in October, when they brunched with another couple at Al Di La in Brooklyn and, says an onlooker, looked “friendly.” It’s probably a safe bet to say they both ordered … coffee.

[From People]

Lay it on a little thicker, PR people. We were buying it with the one cellphone pic and some details of their breakfast outings, but this is ridiculous. There’s an obvious formula to the rollout of this relationship, and Jaylor’s people are pushing it too hard.

Commenter Malin said in our last post on Jaylor that the first cellphone pic originated on Twitter and first got attention through ONTD. That’s not the case, though, as the person who Tweeted the photo had a totally different name than the source People claimed took the pic, and the photo was up on Perez Hilton’s site first. Whether these photos are legitimately being taken by onlookers or not, they’re only being sold/given to celebrity sites, and they’re not being posted to facebook or twitter first. Coupled with the flowery descriptions of Jaylors outings (coffee runs, apple picking, romantic post-coital breakfasts!) it’s all suspect.

Header photo credit: WENN.com

FRANKLIN, TN - NOVEMBER 30: Honoree Taylor Swift accepts the CMT Artists of the Year at The Factory on November 30, 2010 in Franklin, Tennessee. (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images for CMT)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 18: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal attends the FINCA 25th Anniversary gala event at Capitale Bowery on November 18, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for FINCA)

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  1. brin says:

    I think these two are addicted to caffeine, not to each other.

  2. Kaiser says:

    Am I the only one who thinks “Jaylor” sounds too much like “Gaylord”?

    I cast my vote for Jwifty.

  3. gabs says:

    I still think the age difference is creepy. Im about to turn 20 and cant imagine dating a 29 year old man. Its just off. Jake should know better than to mess with such a young girl . Ugh I sound like my mother. Whatever let them be i guess.

    Look I do think that these two are really together but I also think they are not above pimping the relationship. I agree that since the pictures weren’t on some randoms facebook page first it seems like a pr move

  4. Celebitchy says:

    @Kaiser You can call them Jwifty but I think Jaylor has a nice ring to it!

  5. Lauren says:

    If I had a picture of the two of them together I would be trying to get it on celebrity site before I put in on Facebook or something like that. Make that money first! Haha! Am I the only one who thinks that actually make a good couple?

  6. Rita says:

    If this is all just PR then I cast my vote for…drum roll….SwiFake.

  7. brin says:

    @CB…maybe it should be “Jailer” since some of us are creeped out by the age difference!

  8. Celebitchy says:

    @brin see it has that connotation going for it too!

  9. saintdevil says:

    I like “Swillenhall”.

  10. Marjalane says:

    So is Swifty too young to have a coffee maker of her own at home? If I was 20 and banging some “hot” older guy, I wouldn’t be dragging him out of bed to buy coffee at a college coffee shop. Maybe she wanted to show him off to some of her friends that go to Vanderbilt. Still not buying this “relationship”.

  11. Lisa Turtle says:

    This is stupid. You want privacy? Well, buy a coffee maker and have your coffee at home. Also, Starbucks delivers. Sheesh.

    Swillenhaal.

  12. Kitten says:

    So they go to coffee shops because she’s too young to drink alcohol legally? I can’t believe I used to like this dude…what a disappointment.

  13. poppy says:

    kaiser, i think it should be gaylor or swishy.
    just me!

  14. fabgrrl says:

    Uh, 29? I think he is a little bit older than that.

  15. PrettyTarheel says:

    I like Swishy! It covers a LOT of bases! (More than Jake is covering, har har)

  16. Tammy says:

    Totally PR he is marketing Love and Other Drugs, and he has a new movie coming out called Source Code I think. Why are PR people so predictable.

  17. Laura says:

    heads up CB, you see the new US cover?! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

  18. Moe says:

    Wait, I’m confused. You guys said they were a hot new couple, then the commenters called it out as totally fake, and now you agree? Okay.

  19. merry says:

    @ Kaiser. That’s exactly what I said too! But, again, I kind of like Jaylor ’cause it remainds me of Gaylord Focker – kind of funny movies.

  20. Celebitchy says:

    @Moe – it’s partially the commenters that changed my mind, amd also it’s how hard the tabloids are pushing this story now. I see it for what it is.

  21. danielle says:

    Ugh. They are annoying me with their maple lattes. Because it sounds good, I want one, but no idea where to get one. Stupid, stupid Jaylor!

  22. LindyLou says:

    Swillenhall is funny. Sounds like a dirty old pool hall on the raunchy side of town.lol

  23. Str8Shooter says:

    LMAO @ Swillenhall!

    This guy was good in a few movies (Donnie Darko, Brokeback) but basically has turned into a pretty sucky actor ever since. And he needs to let that serious-thesp beard thing go!

  24. I Choose Me says:

    I like Swillenhaal but I also like Jwifty. Hmm, decisions, decisions.

  25. Jeri says:

    Too bad they feel the need to stoop to a fake relationship to get attention.

    Sigh… I didn’t think they were so desperate.

  26. slymm27 says:

    all ye know it all people, i am so glad you have been able to decode this relationship, and btw the talk is getting borring. And the age difference thing is silly, the girl is 20, and he is 29…….what is so creepy about that?. Some of you need to chill out seriously, life isn’t that hard.

  27. Daniel says:

    He needs to get his life together.