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This is so shocking! According to the National Enquirer, Tom Cruise is basically like The Portrait of Dorian Gray, only with more Xenu and La Mer. Their sources claim that Tom has been “stealing” all of his wife’s expensive face creams, cleansers and “even her makeup!” Oh, Tom. Oh, and he likes to wear a little mascara with his skinny jeans and high heels. Work it, girl.
TOM CRUISE is “so pretty” as he takes drastic measures to defeat age – by raiding KATIE HOLMES stash of beauty and makeup supplies. The 48-year-old star has been double dipping his wife Katie’s beauty and makeup drawers to remain youthful looking.
“Tom is in major midlife crisis mode,” revealed a source. “He’s freaking out over the new lines on his face, the gray hairs on his head and on his face when he shaves. He has started applying Katie’s high-priced facial creams, cleansers and even her makeup – and he loves the results!”
Tom has become a daily user of Katie’s pricey cosmetics, including a face cream that retails for $320. He also uses the same facial masks she uses on a daily basis, say insiders.
“He even slathers on Katie’s foundation before public events and lightly applies her mascara to make his eyelashes look fuller,” revealed the source.
“Tom is incredibly vain, and he’s willing to go to great lengths to look good next to his younger co-stars. Katie is horrified that Tom has resorted to raiding her beauty supplies,” revealed the source.
It’s a real Mission Impossible.
[From The National Enquirer]
Now, I thought Tom had gotten some work done last year (or the year before, I can’t remember) when his face started looking magically tighter. I honestly believe Tom has been getting some gradual nips and tucks over the years, so the idea that he’s very vain isn’t new to me. I would even guess that Tom actually goes out and buys his own skin care stuff, and it’s probably really pricey. I doubt that Tom “steals” Katie’s stuff. As for the makeup… well… whatever. He’s an actor, he wears makeup, it happens. The skinny jeans and the high heels bother me more.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Katie Holmes, Makeup, Tom Cruise
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it bothers me more that katie is probably one of the wealthiest women in hollywood, thanks to his credit cards, and yet she still always looks like shit. hire a stylist! you look like you fell out of a bargin bin mos of the time and yet your outfits cost more than most american houses
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I’m pretty sure he’s been using facial creams etc for many years. He either buys it himself or sends someone to get it.
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Sheesh…he’s an actor, doesn’t he have his own makeup? No wonder Katie always looks so grumpy….bet Suri uses it too.
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well i know yall are going to be all “GAY! XENU LOVER! OHMIGOD HE’S SO CREEPY!!!” but i for one, still find him incredibly sexy. the pic of him on here recently shirtless? YES PLEASE.
i think he’s simply stunning. katie is such a lucky girl. i’d kill my own children to have him have his way with me ANY DAY. god. i’d let this man hit it so hard…
i don’t care if he’s into science or whatever. who cares? there’s TONS of scientists in the world and i don’t see yall attacking THEM. so how is that fair? besides, i like a smart man. and you know since scientists are supposed to be all nerdy that they’re just FREAKS in bed. and what’s a xenu? and how does that relate to science? some of yall are just plain stupid. and jealous of this sexy sexy man, obviously.
TOM I LOVE YOU BABY AND YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME ANYTIME, ANYPLACE BABY!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tom Cruise is basically like The Portrait of Dorian Gray, only with more Xenu and La Mer
ROTFL!
TOM I LOVE YOU BABY AND YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME ANYTIME, ANYPLACE BABY!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Clorismetchum:
I wouldn’t be holding my breath on this one if I were you. Trust me. Unless your real name is David Beckham.
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I don’t doubt that he dabbles in moisturizers and face creams and make up…what I DON’T buy is that he “steals” it from Holmes.
I’m sure he’s got his own (HUGE) supply.
EDIT: wow…is cloris for real? those darn scientists!!!
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His forehead vein makes me very nervous. It always appears that he is three seconds frome exploding.
@Cloris, I found your remark regarding your children in poor taste. I believe you can defend your Tom Cruise lust without murder or mayhem.
EDIT: You should also do a bit more research on Scientology before you spew your ignorance. It’s not about science, it’s based on a fictional account that L. Ron Hubbard wrote regarding the origins of the earth. It’s a very disturbing “religion” that extorts people’s money and shames them regarding personal faults. If they are public figures, they utilize these confessed faults, gained through “audits”, to control their behavior. Why do you think Nicole Kidman gave up custody of her children? It’s a disturbing cult, and you would benefit from doing a bit more research before you call it “science.”
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You know, over the Thanksgiving holiday, I found myself, oddly, watching several Cruise movies: A Few Good Men, The Last Samurai, Top Gun, and Jerry McGuire(sp?). I still think he is a good actor and in spite of his “religious” beliefs, he seems to be a fairly decent person.
I don’t have the hate for him that most do. I have tried, but his movies, for the most part, are pretty good and entertaining.
@Prettytarheel- Angelina Jolie and my aunt also have the same forehead vein. Some people just have more pronounced veins in their face.
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Katie is coming across less ‘Stepford wife’ these days.
Tom Cruise is just strange, there’s no explaining him.
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Devilgrl, I can’t speak for your aunt, but on Angie, who I adore, it makes me want to feed her a steak, with fries, and then send her to the spa. Perhaps Tom needs to relax the dieting a bit? I’m pretty sure he gets enough spa time.
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awwww.. she’s so cute!
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@Cloris…Someone needs to talk you down from that couch you’re jumping on!! Wow. Thanks for the laugh!
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devilgirl, I totally agree. He’s one of the actors I have on my list that I don’t really care about his personal life because I will always watch his movies. I think he’s a great actor and a joy to watch.
I would worry about aging, sags & bags too if I was under a microscope (in HD), 24/7. If he wasn’t taking care of himself people would be picking that fact apart too.
And yes, Katie does need a stylist!
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Liz1: I could not agree more with what you said. All I can say is amen, amen, amen. She looks horrible all the time. The woman is gorgeous and rich and spends all her time shopping yet she manages to look horrible. It’s really quite an accomplishment. And did you hear she started a FASHION LINE? That’s like the equivalent of Rosanna Bar starting a weight loss line. Come on! I can’t stand this girl (Katie, I mean).
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how am i any crazier than all of you who’ll gladly come flocking to a post, vaginas a-blazin’, to a post about jon hamm? please. at least tom is a REAL MAN.
who cares if he acts strange? how does that stop me from wanting some cruise in my cooze? my love pocket, my choice.
and i’ll say whatever i want about my damn kids. they came out of ME, not you. so if i want to say i’d murder them for a chance at tom cruise, my choice.
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I can pass on Tom–too controlling for me. Katie is cute, but it is time for a makeover if Tom will let her…and definitely a fashion consultant!
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yeah.. I don’t understand Katie’s style AT ALL!! she hardly ever “Gets it right” on the red carpet..
and I agree with Lynne #13.. I love to watch Tom Cruise movies!! I’m always entertained and I think he is a great actor.. so if he wants to steal his wife’s make-up.. that’s none of my business LOL!!!
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how am i any crazier than all of you who’ll gladly come flocking to a post, vaginas a-blazin’, to a post about jon hamm?
Certainly not me. I don’t get the hots for The Hamm.
please. at least tom is a REAL MAN.
*chokes on laughter*
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Exactly Cloris, how is Jon Hamm, not a real man? I do believe he is made of flesh, blood, cells and organs, just like the rest of us.
Also, I don’t think anyone here, no matter their love for ANY celebrity, would sacrifice their children’s lives for a roll in the hay with him. Even if it was an extreme example of your love for the actor, it was a poor one. One should never joke about the welfare of their children or any other family member in that manner, in my opinion.
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Please all the actors’ use help. For god sake’s Johnny Depp wears eyeliner and Justin Bieber wears obvious mascara and lip gloss.
Some young guys now a days are wearing make up openly.
I think he looks great and is aging well. He’s really into his family and that makes him okay with me.
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I don’t think you’re “crazier” than anyone on here. I think you’re a troll, or someone looking for a laugh.
there’s no way that anyone who’s as HUGE a Cruise fan as you claim to be wouldn’t know what $cientology is, or about his association with it.
so, please, spare us.
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“Vaginas a’blazin’”
That phrase is going to be in my head for the rest of the day. I’m going to start working it into conversation when the topic turns to vaginas or fires.
Cloris, you might joke about harming your kids, but you’re still funny somehow.
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seriously. my kids are both in their TWENTIES. some people are so sensitive. if i even TRIED to kill their asses, they’d probably whoop ol’ mama’s ass. so calm down, ladies. it’s a joke. (i’d still let tom tap it, though. THAT i am seriou about. the man is FINE.)
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What’s with katie always “holding” him in public or “guiding” him? With her hand on his stomach? really, couples do that at first but when in public its kind of awkward. They pretend they are so in love…really people? ugh if they are more power to them.
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Cloris-I cannot believe that you were called out on saying you would murder your children and you are still defending yourself~ WTF is wrong with you? Are you that sex deprived??? Go hire someone then cause I’m sure someopne would gladly like to tell DHS you would murder your kids for a piece of ass…
edit-it doesn’t matter how old they are, or if you think you meant it as a joke, we didn’t take it that way, leave that stuff off of here
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I’m sure he’s had a lot of facial cream that wasn’t his. He gets it from Jim, Mike, Ben Keith…ect. Been doing it for years I’d imagine.
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Of course SHE does. Just like SHE made all those male hustlers sign confidentiality agreements before SHE sucked their dicks.
Amazing. All that makeup…still achieves DOUCHEFACE.
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@clorismetchum
wow just wow….he’s a scientist? what’s xenu? who is the ignorant one here…also I’m sure your children would love to know their mom would kill them for a chance to bed tom cruise…I suggest you read up on Scientology starting with http://www.LisaMcpherson.org
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I didn’t think anyone thought Katie was a beautiful girl. I think she had moderate looks at best before Tom and now just looks like a bag lady.
And to that crazy person on here just because you gave birth to your kids does not make them yours to do what you want with. They are human beings and have rights and their own minds. Being a parent is a privilege and not a right.
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Yeah, he’s “a real man” – a real SHORT man. And as nuts as they come.
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clorismetchum – Looney tunes wackadoodle or wicked satirist of popular culture? I’m torn about which explanation I love more.
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i hate when my husband steals my good shea butter lotion so I feel her pain
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Cloris You’re Killin me. ROFL. You’re hilarious! I think you’re probably just trying to antagonize people, but that’s cool, whatever. I do think Jon Hamm is more of a real man that Tom, but to each his own. Tom seems super gay to me, so I think you’re waiting for the wrong guy to “tap it”
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Facial creams don’t make you look younger, it only hydrates the skin. He doesn’t look he had surgery done. But he looks he has done fat injections. Fat injections gives natural fullness to the face as when young. Is the best procedure out there instead of invasive surgery.
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Top Cooze is a real “power bottom” man.
And you know he has a Pretty Little Pony light up make up table of his very own. No need to steal his trick’s lip lard she wore out putting on her sideways smile. Geesh.
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OK, after reading all of clorismetchcum’s posts, I don’t know who I think is more disturbing…. Tom Cruise, or poor, ignorant, addled cloris. WOW. Just…..sad.
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Totally don’t believe this story.
Tom has his own stash, I’m sure.
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Tom has never been my cup of tea, but I think he’s aging pretty well. If he uses expensive creams, more power to him.
I kind of appreciate the fact that if he’s had any work done (which is probably true), it’s been very subtle or not noticeable (except for that weird abdomen, but I don’t see it that often).
He could so easily veer into Bruce Jenner territory… so Tom, stay as you are, don’t change anything, some wrinkles might bring extra character to your face.
He’s also a pretty good actor and has entertained me in countless movies. Gotta appreciate that.
I won’t go into his “religion”, cause I don’t get it/don’t share it/don’t really care.
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I like Tom as an actor and his movies. He’s a class A douche and supporter of a cult, but his movies don’t support his cult. So, in my book, he’s a-ok.
And I don’t think he’s that short. His problem is that he likes tall gals. Silly hobbit, amazons are for Bales and Reeves!
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@clorismetchum = Troll
If you ignore it maybe it will go away.
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Devilgirl you forgot Born on the Fourth of July, he is brilliant in that, Cloris, that was brilliant and Tom’s fashion is starting to remind me of Joe Jonas.
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cloris has GOT to be joking. Or maybe I should say I refuse to believe she is serious.
Tom is a strange cat, that’s for sure, but I agree: (1) he’s a good actor and his movies are usually top shelf quality-wise; and (2) he (or one of his staff) buys his own stuff, he doesn’t “steal” Katie’s.
But, for argument’s sake, if he does use Katie’s is it really “stealing” when it is HIS money that bought the stuff? I’d say it is more like “borrowing.”
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They both can afford the best! Tom looks better, age-wise.
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@cloris.. Lol! I know you are enjoying this. You see many of the people her are stuck up, rigid and way too sensitive. Scary but true, so if they find the joke about your kids offending, please do not mention it again. Although i do think it is hallarious, and i think tom is hot too.
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Reading the first part of this story brought to mind a disturbing horrifying image. Katie knocking on the door to the bathroom, opening the door…
And finding Tom in a pink bathrobe, hair in a shower cap, face covered in a rejuvenating green seaweed mask as he struggles to wax his eyebrows. She then notices a large used wax strip on the counter, with quite a lot of hair on it. She opens her mouth to question it’s origin…
…Before deciding against it.
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He looks like he has moobs in that white shirt.
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and her bras, and her panties, and her mind, her soul……
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