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There are only two things in the world I that I find intolerably frightening: moths and Janice Dickinson. While the winged messengers of Satan can generally be avoided by keeping the windows closed in the summertime, photos of Janice Dickinson parading her gangly ass around town sadly cannon.
WENN found Janice walking around Sunset Boulevard without the slightest bit of shame as she flouted her GorTex-enhanced trout pout. Even for Janice, these lips are legendary. They put all other embarrassing cases of fish lips to shame. How in the world could she think this looks good on her? It seems like she’s trying to balance out her bottom-heavy face with those glasses, but in this case they just emphasize her aquatic appearance.
Here’s Janice Dickinson leaving Starbucks on Sunset Boulevard with coffee and a copy of The New York Times on Tuesday. Because we all know she pours over the business section religiously, concerned about the economy and housing foreclosure rate. Clearly she’s not trying to get attention or anything, because it’s totally normal to pose in your car with your legs not evening hanging out the window but instead perched in the door jam while reading a newspaper. She is truly the epitome of both class and normal behavior. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Janice Dickinson, Photos, Plastic Surgery
34 Responses to “What is wrong with Janice Dickinson’s face… this time?”
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Well back in the day they took their driving tests with horses & buggies so I’m sure that helped her out a bit.
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Thank you for showing us folks who live very far away from Hollywood a true case of “delusions of grandeur.” I don’t know this particular celebrity but she looks like she wants to be all of them wrapped in one. Please let Jackie O’s sunglasses rest in peace though…its disrepectful to her memory especially when the one wearing them is actually a fish or alien…not sure which but she should go back underground.
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I used to think Janice and Courtney Cox went to same horrible plastic surgeon. But Janice has really outdone herself this time. Your move, Courtney.
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Aside from the fact she’s a decrepit withered monkey skeleton that’s had too much Botox and plastic surgery who still mysteriously is considered qualified to judge people on their looks.
Does anyone understand irony anymore?
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She can read?
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I thought it was Steven Tyler in a safari outfit.
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Kaiser, you mean Courtney LOVE right? I like courtney cox….
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She just left an audition for the remake of “Attack of the Bee Women” a campy old black & white horror flick.
Oh wait a minute, I think she starred in the original too!
circa 1950 LoL
I love the one where her mouth is open just like a fish.
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This thing appears to be mentally ill.
I read somewhere that her son (who is nice looking) begged her to stop with the surgeries. -
I hear a BUZZZZZZZZZZ when I look at these pictures. And a BLUBBBBB. Did she have an aneurysm or something? Why on earth is she sitting in a car with the doors open, pretending to read the NYT? You’d think that even for her, this wouldn’t make sense.
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Can you say large mouth bass? Damn, where’s the hook?
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THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when too much facial line filler is injected OR it’s injected into the wrong areas. (It pays to have a plastic surgery obsessed aunt…)
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janice is a real sicko.
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Ewwwwwwwwww I don’t know what’s worse, Janice looking a picked chicken bone with tractor tire lips or the fact she’s drinking Starbucks coffee….
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She was lovely back in the day. But she’s never accepted that you can’t hold Father Time at bay forever. And the more you try to look young, the older you appear.
Oh, and Zsa Zsa Gabor was right. There *does* come a time in a woman’s life when she must chose between her face and her ass. Sadly, Janice chose her ass.
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I think the reason her lips look so big is because the rest of her is so gaunt. Yikes! Bone rack.
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It’s so sad to compare pix of her back in the day to what she looks like now. Not even the same person. If I ever get neurotic about my *looks* I hope somebody has the decency to shoot me
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Too much.
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She really does look like something out of a nightmare. And her personality toes the line between obnoxious and shootable.
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Great lines, editor! One good thing about Janice: she brings us most gorgeous hunks to watch.. Good enough!
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She is an ugly little troll!
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For all the world it seems that she’s trying to look like Angelina Jolie. I think Jolie is beautiful, don’t get me wrong. However, I think this woman is trying unsuccessfully to resemble her, and manages to achieve an eerie, vague resemblance…
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Ew reminds me of the burn victim I saw today with huge trout lips. And I was trying to digest my taco and I just could not look away. She scared the beejesuses outta me, I tell you what! Oh, and Janice, your legs are scrawny and not as sexy as you think they are!
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Part of her I like. She’s a passive-aggressive maniac. Borderline personality. You know, I wouldn’t mind if she wasn’t so vulgar and uneducated. So crass. People with this personality style should be controlled by only living on a meager social security (for mental illness) stipen. Protect us all from people who should never have any power of ANY kind.
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I hope Janice does not rip any of her staples in her leg!! I saw on the entertainment news that Janice had 20 staples in her leg and was using crutches!! I have had operations on my foot and knee had stitches and was using crutches.so Janice must have been in alot of pain!! These comments are pretty mean, give the poor woman a break!!
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A person “pores” over the newspaper. Thanks.
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sweet fancy moses!
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rottonkitty-that made me howl-cheers
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Thank god for those glasses. Might I suggest teaming them with a turtleneck or ski balaclava of some sort.
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At least Jolie was born with her lips. I do not see what the great thing is about looking like a drooling boxer dog. Look at her and a picture of a full blooded boxer and yep you got it.
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believe it or not we do have great plastic surgeons in Los Angeles, but sorry enough Janice is an example of what happens when you just can’t stop.
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looks like she has been hit with an ugly stick…………..AGAIN.
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She looks like a fish in Finding Nemo.
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