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“Actor” and “comedian” (I use both those terms really, really loosely here) Andy Dick has got to have one of the longest, most bizarre rap sheets in all of Hollywood. The Q-list actor was once arrested for mooning people at a McDonald’s; has exposed himself at a Canadian comedy club (to be fair, so have I); was forcibly removed from Jimmy Kimmel Live after he repeatedly groped Ivanka Trump… the list goes on. And those are just a few of the non-drug offenses. I can’t even begin to give the highlights from that section of Dick’s rap sheet.
Now Dick has a few new charges to add to his ever-growing attorney’s fees. And a picture that makes him look just like Sideshow Bob.
Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000.
Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.
Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.
When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.
[From TMZ]
I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that Andy Dick is the sleaziest guy in Hollywood. True, you don’t hear about him as much, so there are definitely guys out there that whose reputations are better known. But when you go through the list – and see how many of his incidents are sexual in nature – it sure makes the guy look pretty damn disgusting. From what I can tell, he hasn’t done much significant time for any of his infractions – though he has said this about his jail experiences:
“…getting arrested isn’t too bad, since I’m a bisexual, I don’t have a problem with angry men having sex.”
[From Wikipedia]
Considering Dick is still in jail on only $5,000 bail, he might want to consider giving a crap about his image and not being such a sleaze bag so he can get some work.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Andy Dick, Arrests, Crazy, Creepy, Drugs, Legal Troubles
11 Responses to “Andy Dick arrested on suspicion of drug possession, sexual battery”
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daisyfly, you’re right, he does look like Meloni.
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Christopher Meloni is hot. His mugshot is an upgrade. The rest is just typical Andy Dick. Yawn.
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He groped a girl? That was the most shocking part of the whole arrest!
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In an interview he once said he was “tri” sexual — he would try anything. He’s gross. And, a MAJOR alcoholic…..obviously.
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Christopher Meloni?? what drugs are you guys smoking?!
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Kristin, I’m a Meloni fan from way back…but he Dick DOES look like Chris in that picture:
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Chris Meloni is going to bitchslap you for saying that. Wow look at that mugshot of Daisy, she kind of looks like Star Jones. See, you don’t like it either!
And a wings restaurant and a van! There have never been two words in the same article that more accurately describe..white trash. Well if you added a 40 of Colt45 that would really knock the ball out of the park. -
The more important question to ask is about this character who bailed Andy out. This same man was in NY bailing out BNL’s Steven Page earlier this week. Could this be some strange publicity stunt?
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Ron, considering that I’m not a narcissistic black woman with weight issues, I hardly take offense. And if Chris Meloni were to bitch slap me because of my comment, the better for me. He’s hot!
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Think of how appropriate his last name is!!! He is pretty much always being a dick and I don’t even think it’s the drugs.
There is something wrong with this man.
What I don’t get either is why any studio / tv show / cable station would want to work with him for any reason.
He is gross and creepy.
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In his mugshot, I kept asking myself “wtf is that?” because I couldn’t believe that was actually Andy Dick. DAYUM. He looks like Christopher Meloni in it.
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