Britney Spears is getting busted extensions down to her butt, y’all

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It feels like we haven’t had any interesting Britney Spears news in a while. There hasn’t been any good photo op in a while either – Britney has stopped with the biweekly paparazzi-filled outings to Starbucks. There was a rumor, sometime around Christmas, that Britney had finally gotten engaged to Jason Trawick, but I doubt it. The rumor seems to have started because she was wearing what looked like a simple band in a Christmas photo. It was nothing. Which brings me to the first big Brit story of the year – Britney is going to get her patented, greasy, nasty, budget extensions… down to her butt, y’all. Britney’s extensions won’t start out as a hot mess, but that’s how they’ll end up:

When it comes to her hair, Britney Spears is going all. The. Way.

The “Piece of Me” singer has scheduled an appointment to get super-long hair extensions from stylist Kim Vo at the Montage Beverly Hills, a source tells UsMagazine.com.

Spears, 29, has recently turned to the celebrity stylist for hair help. “[Vo] wasn’t responsible for her hair over the last few years but is trying to fix it now!” the source tells Us.

Although that may prove difficult given Spears’ ever-evolving hair styles. “He mentioned how often she changes her mind about it. This week she wants it to her butt, and…two weeks later they’ll probably cut it again.”

The extensions will hardly be a first for Spears. In July, the singer revealed a botched (or simply half-done) hair extension job.

[From Us Weekly]

God, this is such a hideous idea. I will maintain that what Britney really needs to do if shave everything off and just start from scratch. No weaves, no extensions, no hairpieces, no dye. Just go natural for a while, and see how she likes that.

Also – can you imagine how busted butt-long extensions are going to look on Britney after a month? Ugh.

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25 Responses to “Britney Spears is getting busted extensions down to her butt, y’all”

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  1. brin says:

    Jeez…has the girl never seen a comb?
    How about checking yourself out in a mirror before you go out in public?
    I think she should shave her head again & this time it won’t be a crazy idea.

  2. womanfromthenorth says:

    Hair grows a 1/4 inch a month, She should have her own hair by now right?

    She should just go with her own hair and give her scalp a break. IMO

  3. KLO says:

    I remember how beautiful her hair used to look in the beginning. Just cut it and let your real hair grow! She has such a lovely color too, this auburn brown.

  4. mln76 says:

    How about just shaving her head (like everyone says) and wearing a wig for a few months or so I mean they can make wigs that look really good.

  5. Sarah says:

    What ever happened to just growing your hair out? You want short hair, you cut it. You want long hair, you wait forever for it to grow out. you know, how nature intended.

  6. sickofit says:

    well at least she seems to care now isnt that a good sign overall?
    and for letting your own hair grow: not in hollyweird anymore.

  7. Hautie says:

    I agree, she needs to let her own hair grow.

    But call up Beyonce and ask for her wig makers name.

    Cause Beyonce pretty wears a wig constantly. And the girl has some good looking wigs.

    And I have seen a few of those weaves of this Kim Vo. And they look just as tragic as the mess Britney was wearing around all last summer.

  8. anoneemouse says:

    Any hair looks bad when it hasn’t been washed or combed…she literally looks like she rolled out of bed. Her Dad was successful in getting that pink hair removed and in getting her to wear a bra – can’t he do something so she washes and brushes her hair? Just gross.

  9. mel says:

    Maybe Kim from Housewives of Atlanta can give Brit some advice on wearing a wig. Her hair looks awful.

  10. Bella Bella says:

    Dear Britney, just get a sweet little pixie cut and leave the extensions alone. omg.

  11. Jacq says:

    @Mel, you’re right! She needs to wig that mess and be done.
    I don’t understand how her hair hasn’t looked normal/clean since she shaved it off. And I love how he’s excited to work for her, but Kim is making sure everyone knows he didn’t do THAT to her. LOL

  12. TeeTee says:

    the hair that has grown- is damaged from the glue that has been used,her ends are probably messed UP!!

    I say cut it super short and then she needs a good lacefront wig for public and her performances..

    entertainment business is damaging all around. smdh

  13. meg says:

    Someone needs to stand behind her before she leaves the house and say “NO!” then run and grab a comb. OR get her one of those 360 mirrors they have on What not to Wear. (A lil advice from Ms. London wouldn’t hurt either every now n then)

  14. mimi says:

    SHAVE IT OFF AND PUT A WIG ON IT! Why doesn’t she just buy a wig from RHOA’s Kim Zolciak?! I mean Kim’s wigs are pretty damn FABULOUS- so why is Britney not phoning her ASAP?!!

  15. albeli says:

    She needs to just say no to extensions–she gets really bad ones and doesn’t maintain them.

    I agree–she needs to chop it all off and start fresh.

  16. Anti-icon says:

    I wish this “extension” craze would be done. It doesn’t do anything positive….it took me about 3 years to grow my own hair from short to LONG, and it wasn’t hard y’all….and it didn’t cost me THOUSANDS of dollars…..and it’s all natural, isn’t that something everyone likes? Or did I just lose the plot entirely to the modern world?

  17. becky says:

    Kaiser i think she has that compulsive hair pulling thing, it’s sad. i don’t think we should be making fun of her. poor girl cant even hit up her precious Starbucks like she used to.

  18. Chica T says:

    Her hair does seem to be a reflection of her life. Sad. She has to get it healthy!! Looks bat crazy. Hmmm

  19. KatScorp says:

    Britney has a new single coming out soon, right? I’m not a fan, but I’ve seen enough of her dancing to know that flicking her head to flip her hair is a constant move in her dance routines. I tried to flick my hair the way she does in the “Slave 4 U” routine, and nearly gave myself a concussion and whiplash 🙂

    You commenters keep pushing for her to cut her hair short but I really don’t think she can because she can’t flick a pixie cut. And would one of the wigs you mentioned stay on her head throughout a dance routine? Wouldn’t the pins used to secure a wig hurt like a bitch when she flicks her hair multiple times in a routine? And aren’t wigs very warm; uncomfortably so in an intense workout?

    Yes, her natural bob haircut in the “Oops!” days was cute. But to all of the commenters who keep saying “shouldn’t her hair have grown out by now?”… don’t you realise that the glue used to keep the extensions on her head damages the hair shaft? I mean, by the time the hair has grown shoulder length, if it hasn’t snapped off it is probably getting trimmed off. Britney’s hair hasn’t grown out. Her natural hair is probably trimmed before it hits shoulder-length due to the damage of the extensions. She would need to cut all of her hair off and forgo extensions for a year – and she CAN’T if she’s promoting a new song soon. She doesn’t have her skinny physique anymore and a pixie cut would probably leave her feeling a little exposed.

    Homegirl can’t dance like she used to. She needs the hair flicks. Just check out that British So You Think You Can Dance performance of Womanizer. A luckluster routine, but at one point she walks behind the judges and does her oldschool hair flip and it drives the crowd wild because somehow the way she does it looks like she’s the old-school awesome dancer she once was. I suspect the new single’s video is the reason she is getting these long-ass extensions… but I bet there with be some shorter hair (fringe or bangs) around her face to accomodate the hair flippage.

  20. mommy says:

    her head looks like it smells bad

  21. Emily says:

    I miss the pink wig. At least that didn’t look like it stank of cigarettes, cheetoes and lice.

  22. Louise says:

    I’m baffled as to why hairstylists keep putting extensions in and won’t tell Britney she needs to give her hair a rest.

  23. meglet says:

    As a girl who loves her hair blonde (dyed) and long (extensions) it is not rocket science to keep them looking good, and it also does not have to cost a fortune…

    They do however damage your hair quite a bit, especially the keretin bond ones she wears which are terrible for your hair. I can imagine she sits there picking the bonds out of her hair and in the process breaking all her natural hair. My hair would not grow when I wore extensions, for about 4 years it remained around the same length. I eventually got over it, stopped getting extensions, and wear headkandy clip in ones if I want the look for a special event. As a result my hair is finally growing out itself and is much healthier.

    She should never of gotten extensions, they’re not recommended for hair above shoulder length. Time to stop the extensions, dye her hair back to a natural colour, and let it grow out! Why does this woman not have any friends?!

  24. MSat says:

    My god, that one photo of the back of her head – it looks like she has a case of mange!

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