I can’t really tell which one should be insulted by the Taylor Swift-Jennifer Aniston comparison. You would think it would be both, right? That Swifty wouldn’t want to be seen as the younger version of Jennifer Aniston, and Aniston wouldn’t be eager to see herself as the dethroned “sweetheart” given the boot by the young Swifty. But something tells me that both Aniston and Swifty probably enjoy the comparison – and they actually do have a lot in common. Both are known as “sweethearts” even though their actions belie a somewhat nastier and grittier personality. Both have had to tell John Mayer’s penis that he is special. Both have had Mayer’s white supremacist dong inside of them while they listened to John Mayer’s music, while viewing his demonic O-face. Both have tried to get Jake Gyllenhaal to touch their boobs… unsuccessfully. I could go on…
Anyway, why am I bothering to compare and contrast? Well, Gatecrasher had this funny little item about Jennifer Aniston approaching Taylor Swift backstage at the People’s Choice Awards last week. Apparently, Aniston’s drunk ass was all “Stay strong, Swifty.”
Is Taylor Swift the Jennifer Aniston of her generation? An insider at Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards tells us the notoriously unlucky-in-love Aniston, 41, approached Swift, 21, inside the Nokia Theatre to tell her to “hang in there” in the face of relentless press about her love life. We hear the two had not previously met, but Aniston “wanted Taylor to know everything will be okay.”
Aniston’s supposedly star-crossed romantic history has long been in the limelight, as Swift’s now is after her reported split with Jake Gyllenhaal.
According to our source, Jen told Taylor to “go out there and have fun.” We hope they also compared notes about shared ex John Mayer.
[From Gatecrasher]
I would love it if they actually compared notes on Mayer, but I doubt that happened. Aniston was probably all boozy and she sauntered over to Swifty to size up her competition for Mayer‘s KKK dong, and Swifty put on her best sickly sweet “OH GOSH!” face and said something like “Ohmigod, you’re my idol! You’re where I want to be in 30 years!!” And Aniston wacked Swifty with her purse, which was heavy with the fifth of Jack she had smuggled in.
Swifty and Aniston should remake All About Eve. It would be killer.
One last thing – I keep waiting for Allure to release their cover story for February, but they haven’t yet. Here’s a little preview of Aniston’s new cover, via Us Weekly’s print issue:
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame. Allure preview courtesy of Zinio.
re: the allure cover -> that looks nothing like jennifer anniston. weirrrrdddd.
Helllooooo people! *hic*
Wow, they did some major umm…artwork on her face and on that Allure cover – she does NOT have those lips! Why do they do that?? Make someone look totally unlike themselves. Only Kevyn Aucoin could get away with that shit IMO.
This story definitely makes more sense knowing that Jen was fortified with liquid courage. Pretty funny stuff.
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I saw the Jennifer Aniston People Choice Awards video and she didn’t seem drunk to me. Honestly, I don’t get why she gets so much crap from people. I’ve always heard she is incredibly kind just like Taylor. I would rather hear about these two over Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. At least they seem appreciative of everything they have.
“Both have tried to get Jake Gyllenhaal to touch their boobs… unsuccessfully” LOL
Aniston’s mouth is almost gone in Allure’s cover. Horrible photoshop work
boobytrap, you ain’t kidding.
I’ve said this over and over…
I don’t mind a little photoshop to get rid of wrinkles, a little cellulite, smooth the skin or changing the “lighting” of a pic…
…but when you photoshop a person to the point that you’re altering the actual shape of their features so the person no longer looks like his or herself but appears to be another person who resembles the celeb pictured…DRIVES ME NUTS!
This story is hilarious, and uhm I know all the Jen fans are going to be upset about this but if it’s true it lends so much credence to the Jen-Jen was drunk off her ass theory. Aniston probably feels a connection the girl because of the Mayer thing but dating Mayer at 19 isn’t even a fraction as pathetic as dating Mayer Twice at 39. Especially when you consider Swift turned that shit into a hit record.
LOL I kinda see the Taylor-Aniston comparison as creepy as it is…at least in terms of dating. IDK Taylor is still young, I was never a leap from one person to the next person but I don’t have any problem with people who do. Taylor is enjoying dating and she should. I don’t really like her so I could care less what she does.
That Allure cover is gonna win some serious photoshop awards. Ummm excuse me Allure, but the WHO THE FU*K IS THAT?
That Allure cover is ridiculous. It looks nothing like Aniston. I thought it was one of the Olsen trolls with too much make-up.
All About Eve is one of my fave movies ever – that is a terrible idea!!!
I bet Taylor Swift planted that idea herself.
@ariadna: Her mouth isn’t almost gone but the lipstick is way too pale.
It looks like they took a ten-year-old picture and photoshopped it beyond recognition.
The most unconditional love you experience is with a dog! I like dogs but come on….
LOVE ANGELINA:
“Ummm excuse me Allure, but the WHO THE FU*K IS THAT?”
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Lol, best quote of the day. I immediately thought of the song.
The Allure cover!! OMG! That is the most photoshopping i have EVER seen!!! It doesnt even look like Jenn Aniston?!
@mln76…ita.
Aniston makes silly movies about romance-gone-wrong-gone-right and Swift sings about princesses ‘n shit. Sounds like a comparison is way overdue.
When did Swift date Mayer? She never said she did, cause she just used people’s need for idle gossip….to assume so. They are the same in seeking attention and being crazy.
im sorry,but the most unconditional love you can get is from a dog?? he’s excited you are home bc you are the one opening up the Alpo. he would show the same affection for another meal ticket.
taylor swift has loads of song writing talent and singing ability.
I will refrain from commenting’
But I as so enjoying reading the ones here.
Thanks.. 🙂
Question.. in that Allure mag..is there an interview or just some sound bites about dogs..
I tell you KAISER, this is BS.. Noone will ever replace jennifer in the heart of America !!!
I mean drunk or not, Jennifer Aniston is the best America Sweetheart of all time, i said OF ALL TIME !!!
Where is Kanye when we need him ?
Holy photoshop!
I can see some comparison between the two (aside from the horror that is Mayer). Very girl next door, neither is the best in their profession but both have done very well in their careers and have big fan bases. Both always look good but tend to stick with a certain style.
@Cyui with all the bad press it caused Mayer don’t you think he or his publicist would have said it was a lie? I think it’s pretty naive to think she didn’t leak the story of their relationship to People Mag and that JM wasn’t at least a bit shamed by Swifty.
as a matter of fact I can’t stand either LOL
Oh Lucy2 hit the nail on the head with the comparisons. I agree 100% with what you said.
@janie
clearly you’re not a pet owner/lover. Dogs form incredibly close bonds with their owners. My dogs have been known to go without food for days when I’m out of town.
As for that being the only source of unconditional love…well if it is for someone, that’s really sad.
Jen Aniston telling someone that being single turns out ok is like Amy Winehouse telling someone that cocaine will jumpstart your career.
that is one awful dress Swifty in front of one awful shower curtain
According to Ted C, the whole Aniston / Swift discussion is BS. She left right after presenting to Adam Sandler and spent about 20 minutes total in the venue. Probably blows the theory out of the water that she was hitting the flask hidden in her purse all night too, as was up as a blind on one of the gossip sites (don’t remember which).
Time to start putting lies out just to deny them since a movie is coming. It’s getting really old.
“I can’t really tell which one should be insulted by the Taylor Swift-Jennifer Aniston comparison.”
ahahaha!!! that was my first thought!
wtf-had dog for 17 years. a real sweetheart, best dog ever. but she would be equally happy with someone else who was kind to her and took care of her.
@Canuck
Thanks for the info. Let’s see if it gets updated. Probably not since it’s much more fun to make up stories and situations like comparing someone’s KKK dong.
Ugh. Hate John Mayer.
also, hey, that’s demeaning to dogs – douchebags dont even deserve the honour…
@Canuck: I’d discount anything said by Terd C (no that is not a typo) on any subject. He should know what BS is since he practically invented it.
If its true, it was a kind gesture, shame Jen’s every move and gesture is viewed as negative.
LMAO @ your write up Kaiser, spot on, hilarious stuff 😆 .
And boy do I hate that Allure cover. Whoever that is looks like the 60’s love child of Barbra Streisand, Sarah Jessica Parker and Bette Midler, wtf!?
But will we see untouched and un-photoshopped pictures of Aniston from that ridiculous cover? Remember like those on the beach 🙂
“Both have had Mayer’s white supremacist dong inside of them while they listened to John Mayer’s while, while viewing his demonic O-face.”
That is something I could’ve gone without hearing. My mind betrayed me (horribly) with a visual. *shudder* God, disgusting.
Wow. That Allure cover picture is insanely photoshopped… Why do they even bother taking pictures of the celebrity in the first place, when they aren’t going to look anything like themselves in the ‘finished product’? They may has well save themselves the time/money/& effort taking pictures of the celebrity, & just stick someone else on the cover.
What a horrible thing to say about Taylor Swift!
This story is sad and pathetic to both Jennifer and Taylor. Jennifer for feeling that she should butt into somebody’s personal life without provocation and thinking her opinion matters(I would say that about anybody who gives unsolicited advice). Taylor because complete strangers think she’s so pathetic they feel the need to give unsolicited advice.
The cover is hilarious. Especially compared to the photos from the awards show. I don’t know why magazines/movies feel the need to photoshop photographs/posters to death.
I’m incredibly naive, but I don’t think that Taylor slept with Mayer. Of course I have no way of knowing. Just a blind item that I thought to be her. Which is still, gossip.
Also, when did Jennifer and Jake date? That cover is all kinds of bad.
@min76 Does he have to jump up and say she’s a liar. I think it’s stupid to assume anything. That crap came out in late Oct. He’s been laying low and working. He’ll respond soon …when he has to be out there again. Jumping up and releasing a statement about someone making inferences of you dating them.. looks shady. You don’t know anything about PR kid.
that jen approaching taylor pure BS. and my god that’s insulting, to compare aniston to taylor. taylor has actual talent than aniston. the only common thing about them is mayer but that’s it. and lastly when taylor dates, it doesn’t mean she’s sleeping with them. just sayin’
don’t compare very young taylor with town pump maniston. GB showed the world his disdain for her when he shoved three fingers UP HER ***HOLE IN PUBLIC!!!!
Taylor has no talent.
@Cheyenne
But the New York Daily News always tell the truth, right? LOL
At least Ted bothered to phone Aniston’s rep to confirm or deny, and it was her rep who said she was only there for 20 minutes and left immediately after giving Sandler his award.
Ted just claims to have had sources backstage that confirmed she did indeed leave.
@Canuck Ted C lives in Jen’s ass he once over the summer claimed that Courtney Cox (frozen face and all) and Jen were great examples of woman aging naturally. I have no clue whether this story is true or not but Ted isn’t a reliable source on Aniston.
@Cyui I am not by any means a Swifty fan but I believe her. I also think you are giving Mayer way too much credit. I mean the guy has admitted that he hooked up with Perez Hilton. I think he’ll screw anything and anyone and isn’t above chasing after a 19 year old.
EDIT Thanks for calling me a kid I wish
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@Canuck: I don’t know whether or not the NY Daily News is a reliable source on anything since I never read it; but I do know I’d rather read tea leaves than trust anything Ted Casablanca says on any subject. The guy’s a major bullshitter.
Yet Ted was the first to dish on Pattinson and Stewart being a couple, wasn’t he?
Anyways, we’re obviously both going to believe what we want to believe.
Ted Casablanca is one of the lowest of the low in trashloid circles, next to Ian (I had gay sex with Michael Jackson 17 times) Halperin. No one with discerning taste or brains reads his site. I can’t believe he even HAS readers!! His readers probably buy Star and National Inquirer. And believe EVERYTHING in them. As well as believe Paris Hilton is a good woman. Seriously, where is the self-respect and intelligence? As for Casablanca phoning Huvane, I think it was the other way around, since Huvane has him on SPEED DIAL, and pays the loids to put stories in, so he can phone back up and deny them (yes, he has indeed been caught – twice, doing this). So what if he was right about something for once in his life? Does that prove his credibility? Even a stopped watch is right once a day. It doesn’t make him reliable. Those that are choosy and discerning about what they read and believe, will have come across his name and know he is considered seedy and trashy. Put simply, I’d believe George Bush if he told me he PERSONALLY saw and touched, a wmd in Iraq, before I believed Casablanca if he said daylight was caused by the sun. I guess some who want their agenda validated only believe what they want to believe, thus are stuck in that circle of self-imposed ignorance.