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The evidence is really mounting that Eva Longoria Parker is pregnant. First, there are the incessant internet rumors. Which I’m fairly certain can be so powerful that they can actually impregnate you. So keep that in mind when you’re thinking pregnancy thoughts. Second, there’s the bit of weight Longoria has put on in the past few months. Supposedly it’s just because her character on Desperate Housewives has gotten fat… but more often than not when a show does that it’s to disguise a pregnancy. Few starlets will get chubby for the sake of such a mediocre role, and Longoria just doesn’t seem the type to me.
But now there is additional evidence that is about as clear-cut as peeing on a stick: Longoria did not eat any sushi or drink any alcohol this weekend. And we all know that can only be explained by the growing of a tiny person inside your womb.
Eva Longoria Parker certainly knows how to keep the gossips guessing.
On Friday, the actress hit Las Vegas clad in an Empire-waist babydoll dress. She snacked on edamame instead of sushi or anything else raw at the grand opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant and drank only nonalcoholic bevvies.
Later that evening, at Pure nightclub, the Desperate Housewives star sipped Fiji water as Wilmer Valderrama and the Hilton sisters did shots of Patrón.
While she did recently cop to putting on pounds for her character’s storyline, all these signs seem to indicate Eva might be expecting.
Her rep didn’t return a request for comment—so let the bumpwatch continue!
[From E! News]
If I added up all the days I spent not eating raw fish or drinking alcohol I could have given birth to about twenty kids by now. I realize it’s a little unusual, but it’s not an obviously telling combination. There are tons of other legit reasons. I’m guessing she probably is pregnant, but more because of the show suddenly making her character fat. Lack of spicy tuna roll consumption has little to do with it.
Here’s Eva and husband Tony Parker leaving her restaurant Beso on August 19th. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Eva Longoria, Pregnant, Rumors, Weight
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Preggers!
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She’s on The Tonight Show right this minute… she does NOT look like that picture. She’s wearing a small, tight top and while she looks thicker than she has in the past, she certainly doesn’t look pregnant.
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Probably just a food gut. Don’t they catch most of these pics when celebs are exiting a restaurant.
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Preggers.
I’ve been saying it for about a month. Just wait for the announcement.
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Who really cares?
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She looks like his child from a distance
..his glowing child
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I agree–who cares what that little rat-face is doing? (I hope she doesn’t procreate & have ratlings!)
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WHO CARES ???? but then again, why am I reading this stupid shit??
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she looks like a drowned rat.
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I say she is pregnant, but by the way the whole “no sushi during pregnancy” thing is just a *very* popular urban legend. The kind of sickness that you get from bad sushi doesn’t cross the placenta. Deli meat, on the other hand, is a big no-no that very few people seem to be aware of.
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What a tiny little person. Leave the big guys for us tall girls!
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Big Guys like little girls!
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That’s just wrong! I had toxemia with my first pregnancy and retained so much water that I swelled up like a balloon. My brother-in-law took one look at my stocking feet and asked me why I was wearing my socks on top of my boots! When I removed my socks to show him the swelling, he grimaced and said, “I don’t think I want my wife to get pregnant
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