Bravo knows a good formula when they see one, and A new Real Housewives series is coming from Miami on February 22. Until the women from Beverly Hills hit the scene last year I never paid much attention to these Real Housewives shows. I honestly don’t know if I can take another set of ladies with their own infighting, drama and overspending at this point. I’m still recovering from the BH bitches and I doubt that I’ll watch this, as interesting as it seems. These shows are like eating really delicious cheesecake. Too much and you feel sick and bloated and never want to see another cheesecake again. Here’s a description from People of the castmembers:

Sunny news, Real Housewives fans: Make way for the Real Housewives of Miami – and soon.

Six ladies join the cast of the just-announced show, which will premiere Feb. 22 (10 p.m. ET), and they promise to supply plenty of heat this chilly winter. Though Bravo had initially announced that the Real Housewives of New York City would be premiering its fourth season in mid-February, the show is now expected to debut in the spring.

Who are these ladies that will be causing all the drama? Meet the cast of the Real Housewives of Miami:

Lea Black has a 9-year-old son with her lawyer husband. A strong supporter of President Obama, the Texas-born Housewife is invested in her own charitable endeavors.

Larsa Pippen is married to basketball star Scottie Pippen and was known as the “Hottest NBA wife.” A mother of four, Pippen boasts that she’s successful at everything she does.

Marysol Patton is a Miami native who runs her own PR firm, the Patton Group. A divorcee, Patton is known for throwing bashes around town and loves to spend time with her mother, Elsa, who considers herself a “seer” and offers spiritual guidance to people in town.

Alexia Echevarria is the executive editor of Venue magazine, where she covers fashion and celebrity culture. She lives on Miami Beach with her husband Herman and has two sons from a previous marriage.

Cristy Rice was recently divorced from NBA star Glen Rice. The show will follow her single life as she juggles business (she owns a clothing store) and being a single mom.

Adriana DeMoura-Sidi is fiery and flirtatious and … newly engaged. Her personality lands her in trouble and the subject of much gossip among the ladies.

[From People]

It’s just too draining to cover all the details in the stupid fights these women have. It’s the latest in the evolution of reality shows – get a bunch of superficial, materialistic, petty narcissistic twits together, have them argue and ensure that the arguments are constantly revisited, either by asking other castmembers to bring up past grievances or just getting them as drunk as possible and pitting them against each other. In ancient Rome entertainment involved watching prisoners fight to the death. Now we get to see Botoxed social climbers try to wound each other’s egos, sometimes resorting to physical violence when they frustrated. At least the women are still alive to shop another day at the end, even if their careers in the media are as short lived as the time it would take for a gladiator to kill his opponent.

That said, I love this crazy old broad with the super high eyebrows who croons “I’m a witch”:

Here are the Miami Real Housewives learning to make avocado salad. (Only plays for US visitors)