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As we learned over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan’s crack thieving ways could land her in jail, for real. TMZ’s sources have been squawking for days about how Lindsay is definitely going to be charged with felony grand theft for the $2500 necklace she stole a few weeks ago. Now TMZ claims that it’s definitely happening today, and now it’s just a matter of whether Lindsay gets cuffed and taken in by police or whether she’s allowed to turn herself in. Somewhere, Mother Crackhead is plotting a Thelma & Louise-style escape to Mexico with nothing but Ali, Lindsay and a brick of cocaine stolen from Charlie Sheen’s house.
Lindsay Lohan could be getting a very unwanted TV role as early as today — accused felon in handcuffs, paraded before scores of cameras.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will be charged with felony grand theft as early as today.
An LAPD source tells TMZ … no decision has been made on whether an arrest warrant will be issued — which would then allow cops to find Lindsay, put her in cuffs, and walk her into the station in front of a gaggle of reporters.
There are other options. Authorities could make arrangements for Lindsay to voluntarily surrender at a location and in a manner that would avoid the cameras.
And there’s another possibility … The D.A. could allow Lindsay to surrender in court, at her arraignment. A perp walk in a shoplifting case is unusual, but not unheard of. It would certainly send a message.
[From TMZ]
Also – a “source close to Lindsay” (Mother Crackhead) told Radar that Lindsay thinks the prosecutor, Danette Meyers, is “out to get her” and is using all of these legal (crack) shenanigans to “get elected”. Meyers spoke to Radar about the cracked-out claims, saying: “The D.A.’s Office has been fair and compassionate in prosecuting Ms. Lohan on her DUI. The same fairness and justice will be applied in determining whether or not to file charges in the present manner. I think her lawyer would agree with this statement. I believe justice was administered fairly and equitably.”
Also – remember how Lindsay knew that the cops had gotten a search warrant and everything? Well, Radar has another story now, and it’s like a “Behind the Scenes At Crack Central”. Apparently, Lindsay is a cracked-out liar, even to her inner circle. I know, that’s SO SHOCKING. A source tells Radar: “Lindsay read Radar’s story about the necklace and freaked out. She couldn’t believe that cops had obtained a search warrant for her house. She told advisers close to her that she was never in Kamofie & Company, the jewelry store that she allegedly stole the necklace from. When it was pointed out to Lindsay that there was surveillance video of her in the store, the denials stopped. People in Lindsay’s inner circle say she lies all of the time. Some people believe one of the reasons she does is because Lindsay is trying to be a people pleaser.” Do believe that Lindsay is a crackhead liar because she’s a people-pleaser? I don’t. I think she’s always lying about stuff because she’s cracked out of her skull and she’s always on the crack hustle, on the grift, and she’s always working some angle.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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I have to see it, before I believe it.
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excellent.
“TMZ broke the story”!!
so much better than, well, you already know.
as for Lindsay, I am home all day working on an essay about the Bronte sisters, so this is a welcome respite.
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She’s a habitual liar because she’s a Lindsay-pleaser.
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If she was a people pleaser, she and her family would go away and never be seen again so I don’t think she’s a people pleaser.
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I love the utterly aghast expression on the face of the blonde girl in the header pic.
She’s all, “Are you off your MEDS?” Love it.
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@ Kaiser – OMG the pics have arisen again…lmfao
ODDS are 100 to 1 that she would spend enough time in the pookie to change her crack-head ways (yeah right).
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That poor girl has a multitude of problems. She will never be what she was before. Her career is OVER. Like I’ve said before….better start putting in applications at Burger King.
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I can NOT say enough how I love these photos where her tan streaks right off her face and into her hair. LOVE!
Yes, she is a people pleaser – all the crack whores in her head that demand stolen goods and crack. Must please them.
Maybe she was trying to please Dina by stealing something Dina could pawn. (For more Carvel ice cream – NOT drugs!)
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I think at this point the only thing she could do to please the people are for her and her entire family to get off earth!
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When I was a child I lied straight faced to my mother and she slapped me so hard my fillings almost fell out. My mom is the sweetest and kindest person in the world and always has been. In the light of her kindness, her slap was so traumatic to me that I have become a liar-phobe. I hate liars.
I would never support hitting a child like my mom did but I have never lied sense. It was probably the best thing should could have done for me. I saw the light that day.
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Oh, goodie! Your favorite photos again! Looking forward to the ones that will be shot today! Will there be another mug shot for that collection too?
Yeah, she’s a hustler and a grifter, though she would be better at being so if she weren’t a crackhead. Dina is great at getting tabloids to buy her BS.
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Did anyone catch Glee last night? They totally hit back at Mother Crackhead with a list of candidates for “loser of the year”…
“The economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan…and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan’s dog and also a loser.”
It was awesome to behold the writers of Glee making their feelings perfectly clear.
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It looks like she is holding coke and a straw in that top picture.
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Yea, she’s a liar because she’s a people pleaser, NOT because she’s a self-absorbed narcissist, pathological liar and entitled brat. It’s definitely cause she wants to make everyone happy.
They won’t perp walk her. They rarely do a perp walk for shoplifting which, despite the high cost of the item in question making the charge a felony, is still essentially shop lifting. Perp walks are usually reserved for violent criminals or whenever the police department wants to send some sort of message or something. I’d honestly be shocked if they did NOT ask her to simply surrender at her next hearing. It’s very clear to me that the LAPD doesn’t give two shits about actually putting a stop to crime being committed by celebrities, because if they were, Lindsay would’ve been in jail eight times over already. Hell, she might even be sober by now.
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Hey speaking of crackhead did you guys read that ETrade is no longer able to use the name “Lindsay” or the word “milkoholic” as per their settlement with crackhead? I was like WTF? I think I read that at ROL, hell I can’t remember.
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I always click on Lindsay stories just to see the pink-fur gallery. Gets me every time.
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Oh, Lindsay. What have you done to yourself?
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she is a people pleaser, but the person she likes to please the most is herself.
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@ Kaboom:ITA
@Rita: Same thing happened to me only it was my Dad he had never touched me before that day never had to again.
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LMAO @ brin!! Hahaha!! True. Very true. (I’m probably really evil for wishing they would decide to make a public spectacle of her, but…I wish it anyway).
@ Rita (Hi!) I remember my mom backhanding my across the face once…for calling my little brother a “bastard” in front of company, when I was in 5th grade (I couldn’t even remember where I picked up that word), LOL, although she never smacked me again…but she always has said I have “lying eyes” and I never lied to her again after my lying eyes gave me away. That woman can read me like a Harlequin romance. She’s my BFF.
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Never gonna happen.
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@Rita I have a similar story I was 3 and stole a pack of gum from Caldor’s (a now defunct dept store) My mom marched me back in the store and she later confessed had the manager tell me I was going to get arrested next time. Pretty traumatic for a 3 year old but I never stole anything again.
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Stop getting my hopes up that this loser will actually go to jail.
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@Suki: How awesome was that? Glee awarding Mother Crackhead with a loser nomination? I wonder how long until the whining starts and a lawsuit is threatened?
As for Lindsay, that poor girl needs a brutal reality check. Even then, I doubt she’ll ever truly see the light.
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@suki – I saw that last night (incidentally only my second time ever watching Glee). I thought it was pretty awesome. I remember last week sometime Kaiser posted a story about how some of the Glee kids ran into Lindsay out to dinner and “apologized” for mocking her. At the time I thought that was a bullshit story pushed by Lindsay and her “handlers” to try and make it seem like more people are on her side, but after seeing last night’s Glee, I’m kind of breathing a sigh of relief.
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@ml76, happygirl, lilred
Wonderful stories. Maybe our parents knew what they were doing. Now if I can only get over the image of my parents making-out on the couch while listening to Barry White…ewwww.
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So is there some “theft rehab” because I don’t want to get my hopes up that this time she will actually get her ass handed to her and then they announce she’s headed to Theft Rehab for a Clepto-Addiction.
This is why jails exist, everyone says that drug rehab and therapy can help people who break the law-this chick has had loads of it and nothings changed. Sometimes a person just needs to be thrown in the pokey for a nice dose of reality.
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“Somewhere, Mother Crackhead is plotting a Thelma & Louise-style escape to Mexico with nothing but Ali, Lindsay and a brick of cocaine stolen from Charlie Sheen’s house.”
That made me spit out my coffee. Brava.
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Oh, if only you ladies could use a Stunt Lindsey for her pictures on this site.
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@Kaboom
She’s a habitual liar because she’s a Lindsay-pleaser
Nail>Head
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LA wont send her to jail. She’d be a negative influence on the other inmates.
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when lohan dyes her hair black she looks just like elvis did a few years before he died: bloated, glassy-eyed, and exhausted. all she needs is a white rhinstone jumpsuit, which i’m sure she’ll steal -i mean borrow- from somewhere.
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Lindsay was at a Giuseppe Zanotti party a couple days ago. I’m sure you saw those pictures and you probably aren’t putting them up here because she actually looked great. Ch… Not a big fan of the Lohan right now but give credit when it’s due, please and stop posting these old gnarly ass photos.
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Where ou where is Ali? My bet is hidden away having lots of pre-empting crackhead surgery to emerge now that Lindsay’s career is totally down the pan.
Think Dina will sell Lindsay off to some Arab prince on a big yacht as his and all his friends sex thing (read prostitute) and take 50% cut of the money, then push the surgically enhanced Ali onto the world as the next big thing! (oh & with a bag of the white stuff!)
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Derek, I too saw those photos, but don’t agree with you, there was something really off about Lindsay’s eyes – either too much botox so her eyelids were super heavy lidded or she was as high as a kite….(think most likely both of the above!) & not sure she can actually look ‘great’ anymore – well only in a washed up crackie kind of way I guess
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@Dorothy, I know a few kids who work at BK, believe me they don’t need this used up piece of work teaching them new tricks.
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So much to say so little time.
Loved Glee with Dina Loser and her loser dog! Take that Mother Crackhead! Threaten to sue Glee? HAHAHAHA!!
Wish I could remember, but there was a comment in one of the pieces this weekend that actually did make me wonder if she’s going to pull a Polanski.
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Does she actually have a straw and a joint in her hand in the first picture?
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Lol @ Rita: I’m not going there still paying for therapy what has been seen cannot be unseen.AGGGGGHHHH My EYES!
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Jen Jen, IMO it looks like a straw and a clear packet of white powder
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@Derek – you shouldn’t get credit for simply showering, not being on drugs, and getting someone who can see straight to applying your fake tan. That’s like giving someone credit for writing their name properly. She’s a celeb, she’s SUPPOSED to look good.
And besides, those pictures are a goddamned treasure trove of funny. LOOK AT HER HAIR, how can you not smile knowing someone walked out the house to get photographed looking like that?
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@Derek
Agreed. The Guiseppe Zanotti pics are great.
The LA Time just announced that no charges will be filed today
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Lohan makes me SO ANGRY – but I can’t look away.
And the DENIALS! Stop it. Seriously.
It’s not that hard to stay out of trouble.
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I know these pics are old, but the first one, with the dark hair and white dress…
Seen this before and always wondered: Is this a STRAW she´s got in her hand?
I mean seriously, she probably gets off by the idea of being photographed with it, and nobody realising.
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At this point I say just let her overdose and die.
She’s had WAY WAY too many chances and at EACH one she’s thumbed her nose.
Give her all the drugs and alcohol she wants until she dies.
LL is a lost cause. She does not want to be saved so why try and save her.
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@KJ, “how can you not smile knowing someone walked out the house to get photographed looking like that?”
Best comment on this site, ever.
@Innocent, get off Lindsay’s nutsack.
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