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Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston probably boned. I have accepted that, although the thought of Gerard grunting and sweating on top of Aniston still makes me nauseous. I prefer to think of him grunting on top of me, or, failing that, someone who looks a lot like me. Like Monica Bellucci (LOL). But yes, Gerard and Aniston were all over each other for a short time. He vacationed in Cabo with her and her friends, and he even stuck his finger up her ass. Ugh, here comes a wave of nausea…. Monica Bellucci, Monica Bellucci. Okay, I’m good. So, Gerard and Jennifer probably made sweet, sweaty, grunting, boring love and it was so bad that Gerard had to pick up another woman, French journalist Lisa Cholewa, halfway through Bounty Hunter’s European tour. Still, Gerard and Jennifer are still friendly, apparently. Friendly enough that he calls her to wish her a happy birthday:
The romance fizzled fast, but the friendship is still going strong between Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston. Dining al fresco with pals in the Chateau Marmont’s garden, Butler suddenly smacked his forehead and blurted: “Ohmigod! It’s Jen Aniston’s birthday. I’ve got to call her right now and wish her a happy one.”
Whipping out his cell phone, Butler speed-dialed, got Jen and bellowed cheerily: “Happy birthday, LUV!” After a few joke-y gibes about her age (she’s 42), the sentimental Scot propped the phone in the middle of the table and – as diners gawked, grinned and even joined in – he enthusiastically conducted his posse in a pitchy but powerful rendition of “Happy Birthday”.
[From Mike Walker’s column, The Enquirer, print edition]
Does Gerard says things like “Ohmigod!”? No. And the only thing Gerard whips out is his…you know. Did this happen? Whatever. If it did happen, it just proves that they’re still friendly enough to have each other’s phone numbers. Plus, it’s not like Gerard remembered her birthday before the actual day came. That bitch didn’t even send Jennifer flowers! He’s so delightfully cheap. When Gerard and I get married, we’ll clip coupons together.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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“it just proves that they’re still friendly enough to have each other’s phone numbers”
Monica, AND on speed dial!!!
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I don’t care..I’d still do him and unfortunately Kaiser I don’t think Gerald has “boring” sex. He is a filthy, low-down hot mess of an animal (squeal)…
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If its true I bet he made her day just by calling her. She strikes me as a person who remains friends will all her ex-lovers, that’s how cool and collected JA is.
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Wow.. will we get a list of all the people that said Happy Birthday Jennifer over what 11 days ago.
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WHAT is that hideous pink sack she is wearing in the last picture? We ask for some color and she gives us…that?!?!?! UGH.
This story is gross as it reminds me of his meandering finger, that was so gross and turned me off of him. He better call her after doing that!
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Jennifer Aniston, please never make the kissy face towards Gerard EVER again.
Not the best thing to see first thing in the morning.
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I guess Gerard is one of Jen’s “lovers.” Does everyone remember how Angelina used to have lovers? There’s nothing wrong with having a lover. After having sex you just have smoke a cigarette, drink some brandy, and pretend you’re a character from a D.H. Lawrence novel.
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Meh, JA can have him. I have yet to see a movie with him in it where I either thought A, he was a good actor, or B, I want him to sing Happy Birthday to me.
Apparently I am alone in feeling that way but it’s all good – many of you don’t see the hot in Javier Bardem. Now *he* can call me and sing to me any day…
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I’m not surprised, she seems like a lovely woman who keeps in touch with her exes.
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Sweet. I hope they get married and have a baby.
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God he looks good. mmmmm. Gerard..
I totally love this story tho, that’s how I am,I stay friendly with my ex’s too.
It really makes life easier and there is no hate in your heart.
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Love Gerry….he’s my HGF forever!
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What a nice story! I wish it to be true.
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Gerry has a good singing voice. Watch him in Phantom of the Opera. He rocks.
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Cherry Rose
You make a remark about JA’s kissy face but no mention of all the butt ugly faces Gerad is making????
#1 is that his smoldering look? (if you saw the movie Tangled, you would be rolling on the floor right now)
#2 WTF
#3 I’m so sexy look
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Did he finger-f_ck her over the phone? I bet she would have loved that.
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Gerry Butler is so gross, even before the whole Bounty Hunter promotion debacle. He’s the only HGF regular I can do without.
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Yikes, I would rather have not had to remember that pink dress. lol
This seems like a plausible story. I have to admit the Gerry is growing on me. The perpetual bachelor – but of course that is only because he hasn’t been to Virginia (yet) to meet the love of this life Kaiser. Once that happens, it will all be over.
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Gee Salem, that was a very mature and well written comment.
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@ crtb – Now that you mention it….LMFAO!!
The second picture it looks like he’s painfully trying to hold in a fart. LoL.
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I don’t see Jen as the kind of person who remains friends with her ex-lovers she no Cameron Diaz who can be cool with her ex’s she like drama and if he ever did anything to make her mad her “friends” will be running to the tabloids and saying what an A*s he is and how she the victim.
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Oh Kaiser…would you please post the pic of him sticking his finger up her arse? It’s my favorite one!!
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I don’t know that they were ever in any kind of relationship, but I do think they are friends, and it was sweet of him to call and sing happy b/day to her..whats the big deal?
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I hate to be grumpy and complain, but why are we having to deal with this troll on here again?
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kaiser…lofl!!!
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I think it is quite wise for Gerard to stay friendly with Aniston.If he wasn’t, she probably would send her attack dog Chelsea Handler to chew up his a** on E!. She would also have her cunning PR guy Huvane destroy Butler in the tabloids. I am so sorry to those JA lovers, but I just can’t stand this woman! I think it is because she seems so self-absorbed and makes millions by playing the victim card when she is not stripping down for the tabloids as she pimps her projects and products.
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I think he was her ‘fuckbuddy’ not really a boyfriend so no harm no foul they aren’t true exes if there were no real feelings there. I think her and Tate Donovan are on bad terms I saw an interview where he was dissing her and called their breakup ugly. I think her and Brad are as both have said ‘cordial’. And of course there is the John Mayer embarassment.
I just noticed this was in NE so it’s probably not even true
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I don’t know about them making love or anything like that. Lately I’m thinking that she is a closet lesbian. One of those Hollywood power lesbians or something. May sound out there, but she could also have a carousel of men on her arm as a distraction.
There is something not straightforward about her. Like when she took John Mayer to the Oscars and they conveniently broke up after. Too convenient.
The annoying thing is that we’ll all probably have to wait another fifty years, or when all these celebrities cark it to ever find out (like with Rock Hudson and other secretly gay actors).
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Gee, that was an insightful comment, Devilgirl. Don’t blame me, Kaiser himself brought it up.
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I don’t believe they ever had a romance. I think they were friends all along, just like they said they were.
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I still have that photo with his 2 finger up her ass stuck in my brain. I would have slapped him hard for doing that in public. He obviously doesn’t have much regard for her feelings, so I’m not really buying this story.
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Jen claimed in People Magazine she hasn’t had a date in over a year and a half. But I guess friends w/ benefits is not a “date”.
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Actually CoffeeTalk, it was in public while they were promoting the Bounty Hunter. Surrounded by the paps and fans. Hardly ‘on a boat in private’. I hardly call sticking your finger up someone’s anus in public, ‘secret, fun ways’.
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Re GB’s famous finger shot with JA. I dont think it ever happened, it looked like a manipulated shot to me. Much ado about nothing.
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they better be boning – For god sakes Two good looking single people who needs love when you got that in ur back pocket!
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People are STILL believing there was an affair between these too? PLU-EASE!
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@The Phoneix: Actually the pic did happen on a private boat cruise on the Seine – no fans or paps were on board. Aniston and Butler and their entourages as well as the film’s PR team took a private dinner cruise on the Seine ahead of PR for the film in Paris. While on the boat, they were on a deck taking personal pics (with each other and their friends) when the infamous butt snap was taken by a paparazzi from somewhere on shore, and clearly from quite a distance given the quality of the pic.
How you can tell is to look at the pic and the people involved. Some outlets said they were taking a pic with fans, but in fact they are posing with the director of the film and the people taking the picture of them are PR people from the film. Furthermore, there are more pics from the same time where they are posing with the director and others (like her hair guy, his PR guy, etc.) and in the rest they are equally as comfortable with each other. In a few they each have a hand in one of the other’s back jeans pockets, and in the larger group pic she is slightly in front of him and he has his arms wrapped around her. See that pic here:
http://www.friendscafe.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/185915/cat/6510
I don’t believe they had a relationship – perhaps friends with benefits, though who knows. Either way they are obviously comfortable with each other and enjoy goofing around. If he did call and sing her Happy Birthday, it’s sweet.
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The first thing I thought when I heard about this was how enraged Kaiser would be upon hearing the news…
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Jen is A list and has her own production company. Of course her co-stars are going to call and wish her a happy bday. She has the power to hire and fire them.
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I remember the nasty photo of Gb’s finger lodged thoroughly up her a$$.
The fact that he was not dating her nor that she was not dating him is what makes the butt-fingering photo crass. The Butt-Fvck Shot was not to be seen, but a clever pap saw it, took the photo and spread it all over the internet. And it certainly did not look endearing, That picture was as much a turn-on as Bill Clinton getting caught fingering a female lobbyist from behind. In fact, it looked painful.
Definitely friends with benefits with these two. GB is defintiely a man-whore. He was definitely not exclusive with her, nor anyone for that matter.
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Man, I hope they had fun. They both deserve a fling with no strings attached.
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Lol, as if I would believe anything from the loonifer ‘Friends’ cafe! Talk about photoshopped and skewed to fit an agenda! Try a neutral source. The photo on that site, is NOT the photo all over the net. Try this; http://www.epagini.com/2010/03/gerard-butler-finger-up-jennifer-anistons-ass/ The photo is there, clear as day. I know people are desperate to defend her, and to make out she is miss innocent pure and perfect, but shouldn’t honesty come into play?
The facts remain – that it happened, it was to promote TBH, and it was IN PUBLIC with the PAPARAZZI around and them KNOWING it! And that she clearly condoned it. That speaks volumes about her. There is no manipulating, spinning, airbrushing, chopping or photoshopping THAT fact.
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Jennifer Aniston is strange, Gerard Butler fingers her in public totally disrespecting her, she still speaks to him, John Mayer dumps her publicly she went back,he dumps her again. Brad Pitt gived her a royal dumping and divorce she says she still speaks to him, but have bitter animosity against Angelina Jolie after 6 years,sends friends to bash Jolie in public. Even stranger, she divorces Brad Pitt on a whim, but gived J. Mayer a second chance a man she shared no marraige vows with.
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phoenix: That photo is clearly from the exact same set of photos from them on a boat, taken by a paparazzo who was NOT on the boat with them nor anywhere near them. It is not photoshopped. The entire set are grainy, far away, stalkerish paparazzi photos from TMZ.
It’s amazing how people can see the exact same thing but one uses it to, frankly, make up negative stuff and confirm a negative opinion of someone and the others see it as it actually is. I guess you see what you choose to see.
And it’s not disrespectful or crass to put your fingers in the privates of someone you’re getting down with-if you think no one can see you.
They were clearly having a good time-she didn’t try to slap his hand away. They probably thought they were doing something fun and naughty without getting caught by the other guests on the private tour.
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CoffeeTalk—
Make up negative stuff? Bullsh$t! You let men treat you this way?!?!? Girl!!!! When you are not in a relationship with him?
There is a saying….men will treat you the way you allow them to treat you.
And THAT has been the story of Aniston’s life. Her self esteem is not high enough to let go when something is dead or say no when there really isn’t a chance of a future. I gather her fans are just as “smart” as Aniston. LOL!
At the same time of the “photo,” GB was interviewed several times stating that he was NOT dating Aniston, throughout the whole time they were filming. He was also caught, I saw it, stating in an interview at that time that “he trimmed her bush” then he laughed and apologized immediately after for saying it.
What’s wrong with putting his hand on her behind, on her back, shoulders, or around her waist?
Gerard has been with countless women, including the time of filming the Bounty Hunter, but he has a public picture of himself sticking his finger up Aniston’s a$$. One week he is photoed with Aniston in Los Cabos and the very NEXT week he was in Brazil having a good time with bikini clad women. The pictures are all over the internet. Maybe if he had a whole lot of pictures of him digging up other actresses a$$e$, I MIGHT see your point.
Clearly, she was OK with it. Many women are fine sharing a man. Pathetic.
And I do think it disgusting to have fingers up your a$$$ in public when it is clear that the dude is not exclusive with you.
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Apparently there are some rather prudish people on this site if they think a man having his hand on your ass is gross and disgusting. And yes I said ON her ass, because even the infamous photo from that series (which were all on the boat taken by paps far off on shore and clearly unbeknownst to them) she is in jeans. I don’t know what kind of jeans some of you are aware of, but the ones I know don’t have holes in the ass to allow someone’s fingers to penetrate them. Given his full hand is visible, he is obviously not pleasuring her in any way, and from the other shots in the series (that were in one of the weeklies at the time), this infamous shot was likely snapped while his hand was enroute to her back pocket. Other pics from the series had them both with a hand in each other’s back pockets.
They were clearly at the very least very familiar and comfortable with each other, and likely even friends with benefits. I’m not sure why that alarms some people on here given they were both single and mature adults. And so what that Butler maintained that they weren’t together in interviews – so did she, and they likely were telling the truth. There’s a difference in being together and being friends or friends with benefits and as long as they were both on the same page, who are we to judge?
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I don’t understand the argument here. He stuck his finger up her ass in public. Saying it wasn’t in public would be like saying your wedding reception was private even though there was a photographer, a videographer and a room full of people with disposable cameras. And I don’t care what two people do in the privacy of a bedroom, but what he did to her in public was disrespectful. It’s all on him, too. It doesn’t reflect badly on her. She remained poised and chose to not call attention to it.
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Josephina- To answer your question, yes. I’m young, I don’t want a serious relationship, and I like to have occasional fun with a couple of my guy friends.
What’s wrong with that?
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Wow, what a serious discussion about a news item that somebody phoned somebody else to sing Happy Birthday
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What a perfect couple!!!!!I’d love to see them ending up together
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I love Jennifer Aniston.She keeps a low profile and i like that on her.Most of what is published about her is not true and i think u all know that.She is a great person and a good actress that is what matters.She had a couple of relationships after her divorce,so what?She is a single young woman and owes that right.She owes her own life and no one has the right to tell her what to do with it.That is a private area i hope u all understand that and stop being so rude and disrespectful.Don’t u guys have manners at all?
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