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We have ONE new photo of my lover, Michael Fassbender, in New York. Is it now a rule that I must write about The Fassdong whenever there are new photos? Perhaps. I wrote about last week when we got those lovely photos of him, strutting his tight ass around New York, filming Shame. And this ONE photo is from a screening of Jane Eyre last night in NYC. As you may remember, Fassbender is playing the sexiest Victorian ever, Mr. Rochester. Nevermind that Rachester was supposed to be dark and brooding and English and all let’s-hide-my-crazy-wife-in-the-attic, and Michael is ginger, Irish, sunny and all let’s-bring-my-young-American-girlfriend-to-the-screening. Yes, Michael’s girlfriend Zoe Kravitz was at the screening, and she didn’t really have her game face on. And they didn’t even pose together!
And here is Fassbender’s Jane Eyre, little Mia Wasikowska. Mia is the one who “outed” Fassbender as the object of his horse’s desire.
Also at the screening – Glenn Close and her wonky hairline. I love Glenn and everything, but what is that?
There are new Fassbender interviews too! Here’s one that he did with Salon, and oh, here’s a video of Fassbinder & Mia talking about the movie – sweet, sweet Irish dong.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Michael Fassbender, Zoe Kravitz
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It’s not even HGF and we are going to have to peel you off the ceiling, Kaiser! Brad, Javi, and now Fassdong?
How about some Gerry, too?
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Eww, Micheal looks average in that top photo. Bad hair, yellowing teeth. His suit jacket fits him weird. Where did the hotness go?
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He has lovely eyes, but those teeth – I just can’t.
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I keep trying to find this guy hot, but it’s just not there for me. His teeth are yellow, aren’t they.
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He’s had better days.
Fassy, what’s up?
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AHHH! THis movie won’t come out till next week here.
My best girl friends and I have a triple date with our obliging husbands to see Jane Eyre, but we had to reschedule till next friday. I CAN’T WAIT!
side note, I’m not really attracted to this guy, but Rochester isn’t my man. I love Mr. Bingley, not the brooding types. But I’ll still watch because it’s my favorite genre.
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His smile is very….toothy. Kind of scary. :O
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Zoe looks pretty rough. Hurrah?
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Bedhead – it’s the bands trauma! She looked cuter without bangs,
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He’s got a very wide, toothy smile. Kinda like a wolf baring it’s teeth at you but I find that a part of his raffish appeal. It works for him for some reason. Interesting that. Javier Bardem’s teeth are a turn off for me cause they’re so little but I got no problem with Fassy sharky smile. Guess it’s all just a matter of taste.
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Oh my gosh there is a new Jane Eyre movie and I didn’t know about it? Where have I been? I love both Mr. Rochester and Mr. Darcy. Crazy and all. This guy is not my Mr. Rochester but I bet I will fall in love with him anyway in the movie. He better have a good British Accent without that he is nothing. Where is Colin Firth when you need him.
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Look, I love him, I do, but……could we all just pool some money together and Fed Ex him some Crest white strips? And our underwear, lots of underwear.
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Iv said it once and ill say it again!
HIS SMILE IS EERIE!
He looks like the JOKER!
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Zoe looks horrible! The hair, the make-up and the outfit are all wrong
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LOVE Mia’s coat. LOVELOVELOVE
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Mia looks gorgeous!! Love the coat so much
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Well that isn’t a great pic of him, but it’s just that particular picture. He looked better in a vid on youtube of him being interviewed in the press line at the premiere. Much better.
I really am not liking Zoe’s hair here though. Mia looks gorgeous, but what else new? lol
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seriously… what in the name of gods is Kravitz wearing as a coat?! geez, it looks like a very used felt blanket, it’s so damn awful that I don’t even pay attention to whatever else she’s wearing. What a mess. Mia is lovely tho <3
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It’s a testamant to how pretty kravitz is coz these are VERY unflattering pics everyone but her looks terrible including the fassbender i dont get him, everytime I see pictures he looks totally different. I can’t like someone if 65-70% of the time they are loooking seriously rough!
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