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God, I just love Michael Fassbender. We don’t have new photos of him often, so when he pops up, it’s a special occasion. And given that he popped up the same morning as Clive Owen… well, my day is complete. The Clive-dong and the Fassdong, all in one morning. I can barely function.
In case you still don’t know who Michael Fassbender is (seriously?), he’s the gorgeous, sexy Irish actor who starred in Fish Tank, Hunger, Inglorious Basterds and will be appearing as the young Erik/Magneto in X-Men: First Class. Oh, and he’s Mr. Rochester in the new Jane Eyre. And he’s boning Zoe Kravitz. And he’s my Forever Dong.
Anyway, these photos are from the New York set of Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan (lucky bitch) and this chick in the photos, Nicole Beharie. I have to say – seeing Michael’s ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend (Zoe), this Nicole Beharie chick might be in the running to be his new girlfriend. I’m just sayin’. Watch your ass, Zoe.
In other Fassdong news, new posters for X-Men: First Class were released – you can see them here. They’re pretty good, but I would have liked to see Fassbender and McAvoy closer up. Also, there’s more news about Fassbender signing on to work with Ridley Scott on this Aliens prequel thing – it’s called Prometheus, and The Fassdong will be working with NOOMI RAPACE! And Charlie (boo). And IDRIS ELBA!!! Jesus. You can read Fassbender’s Entertainment Weekly interview here.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Michael Fassbender
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So what are the details about what went down between him and his ex? How she charged him with assault or something for attacking her? I don’t know the outcome, and I’m hoping it was thrown out of court the way people are going on about him and they aren’t fawning over a woman-beater…
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Last thing – someone sent in this link to screenshots of The Fassdong (literally, his dong) in Hunger. These pics are amazing.
“Someone” was me! Yay! Glad you got that message, Kaiser — thought it might have gotten lost in your junk mail box or that you were just an ungrateful b*tch who didn’t care for my “findings”.
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Melting panties? Spring is in the air!! Pennsylvania has its Puxsutawney and the Fassbenders are blooming in Central Park.
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Jane – His ex said that she was making it all up just a few weeks later.
Eve – Thank you! Hallmark needs a new card line – “Thanks for the dong!”
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Guess I am in the minority, because he is NOT melting mine.
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@ Rita: I’m in SE Michigan. Do you think Fassbenders will bloom in this zone? I want some in my garden NOW!
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I don’t think Zoe has much to worry about lol…
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Kaiser – You have an impeccable taste in men, truly, and also help introduce those hot guys that aren’t too well known.
I shall definitely have to see X-Men: First Class when it comes out.
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Eve – Thank you! Hallmark needs a new card line – “Thanks for the dong!”
Maybe a card with a 3D picture of one inside it.
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@Eve & Kaiser….thanks for sharing ladies!
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@Rachael
Sorry honey. Even though Fassbenders are perennial, they won’t survive your harsh winters. However, the Dongwoods are very hearty so give them a try…don’t over water. Hugs.
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I saw his pee pee! Me likey!
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I just love this guy! Wish he’d quit smoking though.
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Hey, since we’re still two days away, and considering that the last HGF posts were a disappointment, at least to me…may I request Sir Royal Corpsey Hotness Paul Bettany for the next post? Have been obsessed with him lately — I’ve watched everything I could put my hands on (it’s a shame that his English, independent films are really difficult to find here where I live).
Best performance: his Darwin is perfect in “Creation”.
Worst film: “Legion”. Atrocious. He looks good though and there’s a plus for Kaiser: Kevin Durand — looking f*cking big as usual.
Weirdest sexy look: The DaVinci code — stupid film but I’m oddly attracted to his Silas.
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Damn, he’s handsome.
There’s this thing about him that comes across as a genuinely nice, well-mannered MAN, and not a skirt-chasing womanizer, you know?
Yeah, he bared all in Hunger, but the movie was so heavy and serious it’s tough to get too excited about the dong shot (even if it IS his!).
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@ Eve: Seconded. We must have some corpsey hotness on the next HGF. Simply must.
Please Kaiser, pretty, pretty please?
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@ devilgirl: I’m right there with you.
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He was in the movie 300 as well…and if you don’t remember that or haven’t seen it…YOU SHOULD. Seeing all those hot men and their hot abs…including the Fass-dong!
Also he played Azazeal in the British show HEX.
Yeah I know my Fassbender!
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@ Eve – I third it. I’ve been itching for some Paul Bettany on HGF, but I didn’t think anyone on here would find his corspey beauty to be hot.
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@ OMJ and Cherry Rose:
Oh, many do (like his corpsey hotness). Actually, the term was brought up/created by Kaiser herself
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You know, I’ve always thought Michael would be a good, skinner version of James Bond. I know he’s Irish, but he does a pretty good English accent as well. He also appears to be a very classy man who can kick your ass while he dashingly smokes a cigarette.
I love this man.
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his smile is freakish!!
that aside…. ya’ll can have him; he looks pretty ordinary to me
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He’s gorgeous. I just adore him.
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Yes, Kaiser, but did he stomp and swim angrily across the Atlantic to a Mic Christopher soundtrack?
We, the fans, NEED AND DEMAND TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
*ahem*
In other news, is it just me, or does he look distinctly Hamm-like in that closeup of him squinting in the sun?
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Mairead – I could see that. The Fassdong is like the ginger Hamm, with a better accent (not disrespect to The Hamm’s voice, which is lovely).
And we know that The Hamm and The Fassdong have one thing in common: they are both… um, plentiful. God, I love dong.
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he’s like the ginger version of the Hamm without the slaying grin. i need to hear the things that come out of his mouth more often before i can give a fairer estimation of just how close or how far from the Hamm, and in what ways he stands apart.
*takes out hot, sexy librarian glassed with the power to pyschologically undress and evaluate men for what they are
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He should shave his head, his handsome levels would triple.
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I’m so excited for Jane Eyre … period pieces are like my sad kryptonite and the only time you’ll see me act like a girl. Jane Eyre is still one of my favorite books so I’ll be happy to see it in theaters. I just hope this isn’t another Pride and Prejudice fiasco …
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I don’t find him that attractive by looking at his photos.I have to see him on the screen,watch him talk,move so I can decide if I like him.I wasn’t impressed with lots of actors when I first saw their photos but when I saw them playing on screen my panties melted,so I’m not running to conclusions yet!
I don’t like that he smokes.That’s for sure!
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Yum (sigh)
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I’m probably way late to this thread but, thank you, thank you EVE, for that link to the Fassdong. I’m still drooling.
“However, the Dongwoods are very hearty so give them a try…don’t over water.”
@Rita. Hee. But should I try talking to them up close? Maybe some light er ‘pruning’? What do you recommend?
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Jane Eyre, Jane Eyra, Jane Eyre!!! I can’t wait.
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Someone posted some pretty raunchy looking scenes from the Shame hotel set on-line. “Brandon” and his ladies getting chow down! Whoa, nelly!
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No idea who he is, but he kind of has a Ewen McGregor meets Christian Bale look. Have to see him in action to know if he’s dong-lust worthy, But I was late to the Hamm dong and y’all were right about that so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt this time around.
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Wow Fassbender’s x girlfriend and Zoe Kravitz do look alike!!! Sadly the older one is actually more beautiful. Zoe actually looks exactly like the x girlfriend’s daughter and even crazier, Zoe’s mom Lisa Bonet looks soooooo similar to his x. Any way just saw Jane Eyre and want my money back…
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“seeing Michael’s ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend (Zoe), this Nicole Beharie chick might be in the running to be his new girlfriend. I’m just sayin’. Watch your ass, Zoe.”
considering both his ex and zoe are MIXED race and this girl is BLACK I don’t really see the correllation nor comparison but this girl is pretty enough- not in the league of his other girlfriends though so i think zoe had breathe easy lol!
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Steve McQueen’s Shame is written as an explanation/apology to Michael Fassbender’s, X girlfriend. From her dating record she isn’t easy to get over. She is a single mom and he can’t apologize due to the current order, which is sealed at the court house. This explains why the girl he is dating looks like his x, and the film star. He is hung up on her. How romantic!!! I would forgive him…
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The coat! Does anyone know the brand of it, where can i get it?
I love that coat!
It reminds me of a Filippa K jacket i own.
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