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Written by JayBird
Posted in Jessica Simpson, Stupid
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40 Responses to “Jessica Simpson embarrasses herself yet again”
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Dumb, tiresome, attention whore. Please, please let her 15 minutes be up soon. She’s good at getting ink, photos; anything else, not so much.
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:: raises hand and wiggles wildly ::
I would like to answer for Nashville that we would prefer she stay far, far away.
thank you very much.
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“I cannot understand how someone so stupid and senseless can actually function in our society –” This statement defies credulity.
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Shes has big boobs and shes a blond. That is why shes famous. If you hit the mute button her singing is tolerable.
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eh. ever heard of “calgon, take me away” – i think the sentiment is similar. it’s just an expression, if you ask me. we don’t tell the calgon lady that “she should’ve thought about that before she went and had kids and a job and a LIFE – serves her right.” calling out an expression doesn’t mean she’s gone and embarassed herself “yet again.”
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This was her lame attempt to appeal to her new (hoped for) ‘fans’ in country music… those who live in Nashville. Also implying she is a simple gal who feels so fish out of water in the wacky celeb world.
Yeah nice try. Transparent!
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Yuck, did she get another nose job? It looks like crap.
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She should get kicked the heck out of country. I can’t stand that Cd of hers.
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I like Jessica! Why are you guys talking about her if shes so lame?
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She looks drunk in the pictures on the bottom.
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gg- i second that!
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i live in LA and let me say there are THOUSANDS of awesome places for foodies to go without seeing paparazzi… trust me on that!
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Why do her lips look like that??!?
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anony: My thoughts, exactly.
Tiffany: Because it’s a celebrity gossip site and that’s what we do here: Talk about lame people.
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I like Jessica! I think she gets a bad rap … I like her “pop” CD – can’t comment on the country b/c I don’t like it so I’m not interested. She’s not so bad … I’m sticking up for her: I’m a fan
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Tiffany- no one will criticize you for liking her. Difference of opinion is fine.. it’s just that we like to complain about the people who bug us, too.
And what puzzles me is that she’s not from Nashville either, right? She’s a Texas native? Randomness..
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Please, yes, take her back to Nashville.
We are for anything that keeps her out of Dallas.
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Loving the banner pic next to this post…
“Do you know Jessica Simpson.. Take the free quiz now”
lolz
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Omg, JB, Seriously…my boyfriend’s mother is such a bitch…I am completely shwasted off of cheap champagne…and you know what, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson either. This is by far the most pointless comment I have left on this site.
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and you are rad cod zilla!
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Publicity Whore is all I can say!!!
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she’s washed up
eww. shes not country at all she is anything that sounds good at the moment…jessica sucks
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I swear the day is coming when her ‘career’ consists of doing Time Life Informercials at 3 a.m.
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I, and the city of Dallas, cannot stress how much we hate this bitch. She is shallow, stupid, untalented and an attention whore. Yuck.
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I wondered that, too, Elisha. It is the weirdest slope ever on a nose bridge. Combine with Kelly’s observation of the Return to Silicone in her lips (as spotted by Kelly), she’s a hot mess, hold the hot.
She needs to have a cosmetic surgeon scrape that ass off her chin.
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Too late Jess, she has filmed spots for some damned acne medication infomercial. The die has been cast.
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Bitch better not show her ugly-ass, cologen-filled face in Wisco again. Stay in Nashville, indeed! (Like they’d take you, tard.)
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Wow.. does she really have wrinkles like that across her forehead? At her age?!! She’s looking like daddy Joe more and more every day.
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Ugh, so tired of her fake pouty lips and stupid comments. When is Romo gonna wake up?
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Had someone else said that, someone who is known for being ironic and funny, like, let’s say, Hugh Grant, it would be quoted as exactly that – ironic and funny. She can’t win.
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She DID NOT embarrass herself.
She embarrassed a generation of airheads.
Get your facts straight!
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It makes me so sad that someone as phony, transparent, and untalented as her can *not only* be rich/famous, but can also have people admiring them. Set your standards higher people.
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At least she doesn’t look as stoned as she often does. Her and Ashley both have those weird lips and smile…so fake.
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Ship her to Alaska
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You guys, are being so cruel. Okay! you have a right to not like Jessie. But, the girl isn’t as dumb, as you’d like to think. So, she has some inperfections & makes mistakes. We all make mistakes, but do people go around slagging on us, NO. I think, Jessica has had a good break in her life. Some, of you people would like. To make her money & fame. Who, gives a cracka, if she said take me back to Nashville. Doesn’t mean she has embrassed herself again. Going, to a popular club, might have not been the most smartest move. But, that’s about it. At least she is covered. And, doesn’t have all her hags out, like Pammie Anderson. Go Jessica. You can do it Girl. Enjoy!! fame while you can.
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Bebopmamm: I couldn´t agree more!
I also believe that Jessica is laughing all the way to the bank…
(swedish saying which means the same in english, i hope)
Excuse my poor english,grammar,spelling…after all…I´m swedish!
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What in the hell did she do to her nose! It looks horrible!
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Love your comment, “acting like a moron.” I do not believe that that really is acting but the real deal!
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Ha, I don’t agree with it all but nice none-the-less
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