Paz de la Huerta claimed “I’m a real actress – HBO!” while being arrested

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About a month ago, our beloved hot mess Paz de la Huerta was arrested in NYC. She was drunk off her ass at the same bar as Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Swerta (some reality show person) and several dudes that Paz wanted to sex up. When Paz tried to hit on the dudes (and by that I mean Paz likely took out one boob, began fondling herself and said to the men, “Come here.”), this Samantha person laughed at Paz and mocked her drunkenness. Paz responded by punching Samantha in the face and throwing a glass at her. So… Paz was arrested, and now she’s been officially charged with assault.

‘Boardwalk Empire’ star Paz de la Huerta was just charged with assault for allegedly attacking “City” star Samantha Swetra at an NYC party last month … TMZ has learned.

Paz just appeared in criminal court in Manhattan — where the D.A. filed 5 misdemeanor charges against de la Huerta … including two counts of 3rd degree assault, 4th degree criminal possession of a weapon, attempted assault, and harassment.

The judge also granted a temporary restraining order against Paz — which even prohibits Paz from contacting Samantha on Facebook.

As we first reported, Paz allegedly threw a drinking glass at Samantha and punched her in the face during a party at the Standard Hotel on March 22.

Paz is due back in court on May 19.

UPDATE: Prosecutors told the judge Paz trashed Samantha during her stint in the police station on the night of the incident … saying, “I’m a REAL actress — HBO! She’s a publicity seeker, a FAKE actress.”

[From TMZ]

LMAO at “I’m a REAL actress — HBO! She’s a publicity seeker, a FAKE actress.” Oh, Paz! I love you. On Boardwalk Empire, isn’t she just “the slut”? Doesn’t she do, like, everybody on the show? Isn’t her work just taking off her clothes and moaning? And beyond the show, isn’t Paz basically famous for taking off her clothes and being a drunken, violent mess? Now, I don’t like these interchangeable reality stars any more than Paz, but methinks Paz is not the one to make the “publicity seeker/fake actress” point.

So, do you think Paz will have to do time for assault? I doubt it. She’ll probably just get, like, community service. Which should be EPIC.

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  1. brin says:

    She is also a real alcoholic and a real nutcase.

  2. jill says:

    She could really use a little eyeliner.

    And is she even capable of a smile?

  3. 4Real says:

    No no no…she’ll just have to watch an “anger management” tape and fill out a workbook. NOT THAT I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE! Okay I do…LOL!!

    Yes, PAZ you only play a “sloppy slut”. You must be one of those “method acTORs” LOL!!!

  4. carrie says:

    almost as funny as Nicolas Cage ‘s drunk rant in Romania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sSLFPDRkGg “i’ll die in the name of honour ” LOL

  5. KattyKat says:

    She’s hideous – she makes QT look attractive and that’s a feat.

    <3 ya, QT why are you scraping the gutter?

  6. Roma says:

    I agreed that she’s taken method a step to far.

    But on Boardwalk Empire she is stunningly compelling. She is either a very talented actress or she’s truly just playing herself.

  7. EbonyShiksa says:

    I cannot get over how supremely unattractive her face is.

  8. original kate says:

    she looks like someone finger-painted her makeup on.

  9. maggiegrace says:

    Tedious and boring. Totally tedious.

  10. X says:

    I’m strangely attracted to her. I like that her face is unique, and she has a great body. I think overall, she’s pretty sexy. Ordinarily I don’t go for the diva sh*t, but like I said, there’s something interesting about her that I’m hung up on.

    However, why is there a pic with her and the Tino?

  11. anoneemouse says:

    Just another self-entitled egomaniacal piece of trash….NEXT!

  12. Rasputina says:

    I’m feeling strange attraction towards her as well, her drunken violence, AND I like her performance on BE. I don’t know. I’d consider her ugly and a nutcase, but shit, I just can’t. Something about her.

  13. KJ says:

    To be fair – she IS a real actress and she’s pretty mesmerizing on screen. I’ve seen two of the indie movies she’s done and she’s def talented. She’s also an insane, delusional drunk. So I really, really like this one. She’s a hot, hot mess.

  14. Melissa says:

    Off this topic, but onto one of the links above. Gerard Butler and Sofia Vergara should so be together. That interview with them was hilarious. But looks like he would really have to work for it. hahaha

  15. Quest says:

    Does this broad have any good pics? Even her boobs look sad.

    OMFG she is sooo fugly.

  16. mercy says:

    I think going without eye make-up must be her trademark or something. I have yet to see a photo of her with eye make-up on. I think she pulls it off though. She looks somewhat like a child-woman in pouty/tantrum mode.

  17. bluhare says:

    mercy, was just going to say pretty much the same thing about the eye makeup. I give her props for not wearing it. Gives her a different look, that’s for sure.

    But, whoa. Lindsay, Sr.

  18. curmudgeon says:

    another silly broad handed everything and pissin’ all over it.
    Good times.

  19. Hanh says:

    holy crap what the hell is wrong with her face??!! I can’t imagine her playing anyone anybody would want to sleep with. She looks like she had crash with a makeup box.

  20. crisyroo says:

    In all fairness a stint on Boardwalk Empire is far superior to the city type show!

    Her casting in the show is amazing, she embodies her character, even if it is a slutty kept woman type!

  21. Nat says:

    Wow what happened to Keanu Reaves?!?

  22. Nat says:

    Wow what happened to Keanu Reaves?!?

  23. Mary Jane says:

    @21. Nat: Hahahaha! At least he shaved for the pics, eh? Hahaha!

    I DO NOT like the “no-eye-makeup-but-massive-mouth” look. AND, I do not like her drunken ways (and this from a fellow alkie!); I prefer my drunks more like Amy Winehouse. Where has SHE been lately?

  24. jack says:

    she looks like a violent Alcoholic or drug addict. nothing more.

  25. wunderkindt says:

    Poor Paz!

  26. Amanda says:

    I kinda love her.

  27. e.non says:

    she overdoes the lipstick and doesn’t do eye make-up.

    she’s so edgy.

  28. hottathanholywatta says:

    hahahaha…love her punching out another irrelevant spolied brat who is on TV for no reason and has no talent. Now this fight is one I would actually pay to watch!!!!!

  29. Mary Jane says:

    I’m kinda curious about how she SOUNDS (and acts)… I don’t have TV and have ne’er seen her show but I’m curious…

  30. Chris says:

    I’m a real pitbull with lipstick and Sarah Palin is a publicity seeker, a fake pitbull with lipstick.

  31. gutfan says:

    Keanu? All I see is Mick Jagger

  32. vanessa says:

    what is with the brown lipstick?

  33. skeptical says:

    alas that it was not lindsay breaking a law in new york! she might actually have been punished!
    Alas alas!

  34. Just Me says:

    Brutality . . . Brew-tality

    Anyway you spell it . . . it’s ugly!
    Even more so when done by a woman.

  35. oh hey says:

    …but is she a real woman?

    I hate to say this, but she look a little strong in the face.

  36. Stephanie says:

    Why does TMZ refer to her as “Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta”? If she is a star of that show, I’ll eat my hat. Her character is one of the most annoying in recent memory.

    And she is a piping hot mess.

  37. Addie says:

    I know it is beneath her, but SHE should get her own reality show!

    It would rival the likes of Jersey Shore.

    Just imagine the adventures!

  38. Trustiva says:

    I love that sexy bitch!

    http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/

    Here is a profile of here in New York Magazine from 2010. She is an angel with the looks of a whore. I have a girl crush on her. Maybe she needs some temper management, but otherwise I’m fine with her.

  39. kg says:

    i regard any outrageous woman highly. more power to her & her ilk.

  40. Ingrid says:

    Gross…just gross

  41. TXCinderella says:

    Oh Lord, this woman is so unfortunate looking. Her lipstick always looks like she’s been giving beej’s.

  42. harfang says:

    Seriously @TXCinderella — why is her mouth always messed up? If she wasn’t scowly and badly painted she would at least ~look~ pretty good, if nothing else. That beyotchface makes K-Stew look like Pollyanna.

  43. Hakura says:

    Okay, I admit it. It was me. I was the Samantha at the club who mocked her drunkenness.

    I should’ve known better… When she glared in my direction with those beady little blood-shot eyes full of fury. Alas I’d had a few too many myself, & couldn’t help myself.

    (Okay, so I’m a Samantha, but not the right Samantha. The woman is unstable, I certainly wouldn’t wave a red flag in front of her & expert her not to charge…)

  44. Laura says:

    God, I love her.

  45. that_girl says:

    Paz wears lipstick like a 4 year old. She really shouldn’t wear it. She’s a natural beauty.

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  47. Missy says:

    I think she’s beautiful and a great (well, potentially great) actress.