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On Monday’s episode of “The Howard Stern Show,” the shock jock talked at length about various celebrity run-ins that he experienced at the weekend nuptuals of big-shot Hollywood producer Brad Grey. Naturally, Tom Cruise was at the wedding with wifebot Katie Holmes in tow, and while Stern was on the dance floor with his wife, Beth Ostrosky, the two couples crossed paths. Stern perceived that Tom was his usual “friendly” self as always around industry types; as for Katie, she was reportedly “in a trance.” Indeed, that’s the perfect way to describe Holmes ever since Scientology got their claws into her, thanks to the Unhinged, Lift-Wearing Midget himself. And why wouldn’t she be positively catatonic? Beyond the few token film roles within which she’s supposedly immersed herself over the past several years, all that Katie has to do with her time is get audited and go shopping. Then, she goes shopping some more. That last part sounds completely doable at first to us civilians, but I imagine that it gets rather old and unfulfilling very short order.
Speaking of the Poison Dwarf, his career (such as it is) has recently experienced a very dubious uprising. Not only has that Les Grossman horror-comedy come to life, but Tom’s also prepping for the onset of filming for Rock of Ages. To add further gasoline to the ritualistic L. Ron Hubbard-themed sacrifice fire at which the Cruise prays, rumors are floating around that Tom will make a Goop-styled “Glee” cameo of his own:
Reports have suggested that Tom Cruise could soon be making a cameo appearance in hit US TV show, Glee.
Following the success of Gwyneth Paltrow’s appearance in the series, Showbiz Spy has claimed that producers are hoping Cruise will star in the show and create his own character.
It is thought that bosses were so impressed with his hilarious sketch as Tropic Thunder‘s Les Grossman with Jennifer Lopez at last year’s MTV Movie Awards, that they are keen for him to portray a role like that in Glee.
A source told the website: “The producers love the idea that Tom might create a character just like Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder.”
“His dance rendition to Flo Rida’s Low went down so well with audiences and they know something like that would be just as popular, if not more so, on Glee.”
They continued: “At the moment they are in talks with Tom to play a failed and jaded pop star who is now teaching a Glee Club at a rival school but they are willing to let him have a lot of input in to his character just to try and get him on the show.”
“They know that Katie and Suri are big fans of Glee too so they are hoping this may also sway his decision.”
[From MTV}
How lovely. Maybe they can eventually get Goop's character together with that of Cruise. She can do another sex-ed styled skit and dangle a bag of P-E-N-I-S gummies in front of Tom while he follows her around with puppy dog eyes. Whether or not this "Glee" thing doesn't work out, there's also Cruise's newly announced attachment to play a "politician who gets caught in an affair" within a script by Crazy, Stupid, Love screenwriter Dan Fogelman. If that's not enough to satisfy your own personal "need for speed," well, it gets even better from there, for (drum roll) AMC Theaters is bringing Top Gun back to theaters for two very special exclusive dates: April 30 and May 2 (see times and theater listings here). Supposedly, anyone who shells out for a ticket will receive "a theatre-sized commemorative poster," you know, much like the one that young Katie Holmes used to keep on the wall over her childhood bed. Yuck.
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Posted in Howard Stern, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
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I’m so glad I stopped watching Glee.
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Poor Katie is permenantly on Cruise control.
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Does the fact that they got Ludacris’s Get Back and Flo Rida’s Low confused indicate one way or another about the accuracy of the original source’s claims?
He should really have stopped the Len Grossman stuff while he was ahead. That is, as soon as TT was released!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqz-B-xmUB4
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She’s gotta be on meds of some sort
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I’ve never been able to watch Glee – except if I catch a brief scene with Jane Lynch. I don’t feel sorry for Katie – she’s a big girl – she’s responsible for her decision to stay with the Lollipop Guild – if she’s not happy/fulfilled it’s on her to change her situation.
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Back in the days of dating, Tom gave an interview about Katie. That he loved how she stuck her tongue out when she laughed. Fast forward months later after dating she was not doing it anymore. He changed the way she smiled after 26 some years. Imagine years later what he has accomplished with her. Killing her soul basically.
iT IS HER FAULT for being greedy
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She should go back to the bob hair, it looked amazing on her.
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I grew up in a very affluent community. Nobody I knew had working mother. Everyone had at least 1 maid/housekeeper doing the laundry.
My mother was very involved in community programs. She was on the school board, ran for local government, etc. But she was an exception…
Most of the women were just like Kate-Bot, or Betty Draper. They were miserable. Alcoholism, “doll” popping (Pills, for you youngs), and divorce were rampant. The women were all miserable, they had everything money could buy… But you run out of things to buy. And you can’t buy fulfillment or happiness.
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maybe she’s on medication? LoL
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Thank goodness that she is on birth control.
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YAY I would love if he is on Glee! Not a very popular opinion I known LOL
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i imagine being on meds would be the only way one could be married to tom thumb and mother to the tiny terror.
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@originalkate–LOL! Tom thumb, that’s completely perfect!
I can’t wait until the day she breaks free and writes a tell-all book!
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He’s probably going on Glee to try to get his “musical” wife on there.
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Is Glee appropriate for a five year old? I have honestly never seen the show…
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Can’t do bette than your comment JenJen; why not, Glee has had everyone else on to try to pump up the ratings.
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Katie’s crooked smile is really bugging me or it’s crooked even when she talks someitmes I don’t remember her having that when she was younger. Her nose job must have affected her smile. LOL
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You really have to wonder about someone (anyone) who can be exposed to the BS of Scientology over such a relentlessly long time, like Tom Cruise and his blank-brained wife. She knowingly signed on for the life she’s stuck with and doesn’t have the courage to pull herself and child out of the muck. There’s no money in the world that can make up for the loss of your life and freedom. She has no freedom, not even from her daughter, who picks her clothes.
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@T-RAE – Your comment is too funny but I bet her method of birth control is no sex. LOL
And being pulled into a cult makes for fascinating study. Because you can take someone who by normal standards is intelligent and turn them into a cult loving freak. (not saying Katy was intelligent) I have siblings who have this weird loyalty to a brother of mine even though he is a bad person and abuses women with a court record to prove it but they just keep on supporting him. It is kind of spooky.
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@ Deven
If you want to know why she stays with Tom and CO$, look at what happened to Nicole Kidman – she basically lost her two kids with Tom. Joint custody, my ass! If Katie tries to leave, she will lose her child – its that simple.
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God, that last picture of them just screams that there is Something SO weird about them together doesn’t it?
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those two assholes should be hit upside the head for what they subject that child to. she so clearly hates the screaming and flashes she’s subjected to; and yet they just smile and carry on. the damage being done to her psyche is gonna be years and years of therapy — if she can ever break away from that cult.
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I think she acts this way on purpose in public. It invites intrigue and keeps her in the public eye. Otherwise, who really cares about her? Tom and Suri still outshine her ass. The Jackie role probably made it worse. She is not interesting, give up the scam!!!
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$cientologi$t$ don’t do drug$ do they?
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No eye contact between them in the pictures. Not once.
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I bet the real Katie is locked up in a dungeon somewhere and that’s a robot he’s been parading around for the last few years.
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I think Tom is scary personally and what little bit of life she had in her he has sucked out of her, literally. I would be miserable if I thought my whole life would be tied to this man. I dont care how much money he has, he is crazy.
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