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Here are even more photos of Linnocent doing her cracked-out model thing in Miami over the weekend. We had some hideous shots of her yesterday, and these are somewhat better quality. Linnocent was lounging by the pool with what “appears” to be “water”. But is probably vodka. She’s also smoking too – she’s been photographed with cigs several times the past few weeks, which is funny only in the context of one of Linnocent’s crack-delusional leaks to TMZ a few months ago where Linnocent’s “friends” all claimed she had quit smoking. Speaking of her delusional leaks to the press, Page Six had this item this morning:
Lindsay Lohan left little to the imagination during a Miami magazine shoot. The troubled starlet shot the cover of July’s Plum magazine at the Raleigh Hotel Saturday afternoon, in which she donned a dangerously low-cut flowing dress.
Lohan and Plum CEO Jerry Powers had dinner with Lohan’s mom, Dina, and her sister, Ali, at the Forge Restaurant and Wine Bar in Miami on Friday night before the shoot, where the actress was polite to everyone, avoided alcohol and only drank water, spies said.
[From Page Six]
Yes, I’m sure she “avoided” all of the alcohol, everywhere, forever. By the way, if you’d like to read an interesting piece on how the Family Lohan plays the media for profit, the NYT had an interesting report over the weekend. It’s amazing how much they profit from leaking information about themselves, from arranging “candid” photo shoots and from cracked-out interviews. That being said, it’s kind of a “duh” piece. As in, anybody who pays attention to celebrities and media coverage figures out who’s selling what and how.
Two more things – one, Linnocent flashed her boob to the paparazzi. It’s a pretty gross-looking boob too. Also, The Daily Mail is bashing Linnocent for her “pot belly”. I hate to defend Linnocent about ANYTHING, but she doesn’t have a pot belly. She has some coke bloat and she looks like hell, but for the love of God, don’t criticize her about her weight.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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And by “water” I’m assuming you mean vodka. Dinner at a “Wine Bar” when she’s “avoiding alcohol.” Sure, right, whatever.
Dina was there? Oh, you know the coke was flowing almost as freely as the water (vodka)!
@ Kaiser – Yeah, after she was so scary-skinny, I agree about the weight thing. She certainly looks healthier – if only in that aspect. Otherwise, Blohan’s still a mess.
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She is such a cracked out mess. And I don’t believe for one second she wasn’t drinking/drugging.
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@ brin – Hi!
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Too bad she is back to smoking regular cigarettes again in stead of e cigarettes.
So much for breaking that unhealthy habit.
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Mornin bellaluna!
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Linnocent is such a mess. She reminds me of an object in motion will stay in motion. It’s going to take death to stop her.
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Sounds like my bil who mixed powdered Gatorade w vodka then pours into the single serving Gatorade bottles to drink at family functions…..
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Of c0ourse there’s a boob flash: how else is she going to get the attention? One site had a hilarious interview with her on the topic of her much criticized court attire. Linnocent’s response” It’s not my fault!”…”
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The Daily Mail is a scratty little rag which nobody takes seriously (unless you are a brain dead chav!)
Anyhows, the word ‘water’ in the English dictionary is now, thanks to Linnocent’s abuse of the word, officially renamed ‘vodka’…
Gotta love Dina lunching with her healthy daughter, drinking ‘water’!
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She’s not fat but her rear cheeks go half way to her knees and her chest parts hang at her waist. Her weight is just fine though. she’s just not sexy.
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*sigh* I have vowed not to comment on this twit — first because her career is close to non-existent, second because a childstar who becomes an adult trainwreck is so common nowadays I don’t think any of us is even shocked by that anymore. Yes, it’s come to this: super cute kids who become drug addicts in the future are boring. But when I read the headline I remembered one of the many Brazilian slangs for booze. It’s “water that birds don’t/won’t drink”.
So maybe she was indeed drinking water, you know…the kind that birds don’t drink.
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I forgot how great her boobs are.
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you say don’t criticize her about her weight, but tear her down about her ‘bloat’…that’s part of being a celeb, being torn down and then being pitied, isn’t it? Pretty soon she’ll find religion, write a book and star in a special with her baby from some unknown country that she adpoted with her partner, male or female, of course and oprah will give her a show on OWN.
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@ Rianic – Wow. Really?
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Water = Vodka at least in Linnocent book. Girl can’t be sober one solid day.
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That “Hangs head in shame/perp walk” look is the best I’ve seen her. Either that or it’s her “Look at me looking at me, I’m totally self-absorbed” pose.
Or maybe she’s just having a deep conversation with her feet.
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Miami!!! I was hoping for some crack shenanigans in Cannes like last year… Dang!!!
Vodka is colourless and odourless — perfect for those in “programmes.”
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Um, I agree that criticizing female celebrities’ weight is kind of a hypocritical a**hole move simply because we hate them when they’re skinny and we hate them when they gain weight. It’s psychotic and unhealthy. That being said, calling a girl’s boob “gross” is really not much better. Sorry. If anyone called my boobs that, I’d die. I honestly think being called a bit chunky is not as bad as having someone call your boob gross. Just saying.
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A British tabloid had some photos of her apparently sobbing at poolside. Did she accidentally spill her “water” or something?
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I never understand why someone will go to the trouble/pain of having their lips injected, but don’t bother to get their eyebrows colored/bleached somewhat to match their bleached out hair.
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how does she get these photo shoots in the first place?
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I find the drinking “water” thing funny because in the past if Lindsay wasn’t drinking alcohol there was always a bottle of Red Bull, coffee or soda in her hand. I’ve never seen her drink anything healthy — water, juice,or a smoothie. Suddenly water is her only drink of choice. I wonder if Dina buys it?
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Ummm yea…water. Ok, whatever you say Lohan.
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firecrotch meet firewater… oh i see you are already intimately acquainted.
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@Rianic, I despise Gatorade and am lucky enough that I can just drink wine out in the open at family gatherings, but I *totally* get where your BIL is coming from. I have sat through many, many business meetings where a water bottle full of vodka seemed like a GREAT idea. (I’m proud to say I’ve never succumbed yet, but there’s a dysfunctional first time for everything.)
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@ Vesper – I wonder if Dina MAKES it. Doesn’t she just look/behave like someone makin’ home-made hooch in the shed?
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this girl looks like she is pushing 35+ and she still in her 20s!
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