Colin Farrell’s man-cleavage will seduce and impregnate us all


I honestly feel like I could get pregnant just from looking at photos of Colin Farrell. It’s different with other dudes that I like – say, Gerard Butler. I’ll look at a photo of Gerard, and I’ll stare at for a while, analyzing his hair or his clothes, checking to see if I can make out a glorious bulge. With Colin, I feel like I have to look away. Like, I can’t stare too hard or else I’ll get pregnant, or worse. If anyone is capable of inseminating a woman without being in the room, it’s Colin. He’s just that virile.

Anyway, these are photos of Colin and his man-cleavage at the MMVAs last night. I don’t know why his shirt is unbuttoned so far, especially considering the night was pretty heavy on the tweens. Most of the people there were underage? And here’s Dirty Uncle Colin, getting 13-year-olds pregnant with a piercing gaze and half a pec.

Colin was in Toronto for the MMVAs because he’s filming Total Recall in town. He arrived there a while back, but Jessica Biel (his costar) just came to town last week. Now we can look forward to many, many, MANY stories pushed by Biel’s rep about how Colin is getting Jessica pregnant with his cupcakes or whatever. According to a “preview” of Biel’s agenda, an insider told The Mail last week that Biel “loves Colin’s accent and personality. She’s completely over Justin, she’s having fun being single and thinks Colin is a blast. They’ve been hanging out between takes and Colin’s suggested they go out after work.” Biel better watch out. Colin isn’t going to be down with some PR-friendly thing. He’ll just get her pregnant and dump her.





Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. gee says:

    Omg Dirty Uncle Colin is perfect.

  2. Pyewacket says:

    He looks like he would smell, and that is something I could never get past.

  3. Cheyenne says:

    This guys does absolutely nothing for me. Zero. Zip. Nada.

  4. arock says:

    there are no norms or rules that apply to this man. he is an irish sexcicle. we should rejoice and bask in the warm glow rising from his trousers.
    colin-i tingle.

  5. OtherChris says:

    You could not bathe him enough.

  6. sandra says:

    He’s all hot man-meat, that one! ; )

  7. You don't say says:

    He looks like he just got off a horse and can’t straighten his legs out. A bit too greasy looking for my taste.

  8. RHONYC says:

    i have never found him even the slightest bit attractive. :-(

  9. Eve says:

    He always looks like he needs a shower.

    Never found him attractive.

  10. dread pirate cuervo says:

    He is smoldering sex on a stick, but his man-cuffs need to go. I don’t like accessories on dudes. I like to think they spend their days sleeping & boning & have no time to run to Claire’s for new trinkets.

  11. malka says:

    only the Jolie-Pitt?

    You not fair!

  12. Lucky Charm says:

    @ arock – OMG, Irish sexcicle, I LOVE it!!! That’s one thing the Irish do really, really (and I mean really!) well, and that’s making the world’s sexiest men. There’s just something about an Irishman…ok, now I have to splash cold water on my face and get back to work, lol.

  13. silken_floss says:

    SCALDING HOT!!! I’ve seen his sex tape and the man has a very talented tongue! :D DD

  14. Wendy City says:

    I just don’t see it. I don’t get the atttraction AT ALL. Lainey flips out over him and how sexy he is. To each their own. I would need a haz-mat suit with all the baby making he is doing.

  15. Elfie says:

    Colin F and rum, yum yum, it’s so good I can’t take enough!

  16. katiemarie says:

    He could get me pregnant any day. J/k…kind of

  17. Jag says:

    Are the double hoop earrings new, or just annoying me now? lol

  18. Stubbylove says:

    New favorite headline.

  19. Ari says:

    I would love for his hair to be a bit longer but I can definitely settle for this :)

  20. Luls says:

    He has been looking SERIOUSLY ‘refreshed’ & hot lately!!! This guy can ‘Out-Butler’ the Butler himself. On a pure hotness scale, Everybody pales in comparison.

  21. Devon says:

    He goes through phases of hotness and right now he’s smouldering. The scruffy face, the hair, the hevage…wow. I don’t care that he’s dirty as hell. I’d take him every which way I could get him right now.

  22. Cherry Rose says:

    I’m just excited that Colin Farrell will finally be playing a vampire. *squeals like a little girl*.

    I totally wouldn’t mind having Colin’s baby either.

    But seriously, Jessica Biel and Colin Farrell? He’s too wild for her. No cupcakes for this dude. He’s devil’s food cake all the way.

  23. Michelle says:

    In an interview years ago, he admitted that before he was famous, he taught line-dancing. I’ve never been able to look at him the same way since.

  24. Turtle Dove says:

    Look at the little blonde girl in the last picture on the right giving Uncle Colin the side-eye. LOL.

  25. Amanda G says:

    He needs to lose those lame earrings.

  26. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Youdon’tsay- I think he’s in the permanent “straddlin’” position.

    Still can’t figure out if he’s hot or not. He’s a mimbo definitely.

  27. Ellie says:

    He looks like he has all sorts of STD’s.

  28. fannomore says:

    sexicicle? more like a creepy lepruchan under a bridge

  29. milesahead says:

    “…more like a creepy lepruchan under a bridge”– LOL, these comments are the best. The main reason I keep coming back.

  30. crtb says:

    I use to think he was so hot.
    Now not so much.
    Did I get older or did he?

  31. severn says:

    sexy leprechaun talk gets me wet every time

  32. vilna says:

    For clebbitchy exist only the Jolie-Pitt.

    The Jolie-Pitt, the largest Blender, liars in the world!

  33. shay lee says:

    Ditto post #4 by arock.Love it!Irish sexcicle is 100% right!Sorry for all the exclamation marks but like Kaiser said this man just gets you excited!
    If he doesn’t than I’m really sorry for you because you are missing out on the one, the only, no rules apply because if it’s him we don’t have rules Irish Sexcicle.Doesn’t hurt that he does sensitive, intelligent, humourous interviews speaking in a lyrical accent that alone will drive women mad.

  34. xploxite says:

    Great actor and so hottttttttttttt

  35. BamaGuy says:

    Scruffy but sexy nonetheless

  36. arock says:

    i mean, seriously people. he was even hot on Scrubs. (Scrubs.) That alone should be a tribute to his hotness.

  37. patricia says:

    Yeah folks, I’m not quite sure about all the negativity about Colin, he is a good actor, played lots of good parts and some bad, and as for the loops in both ears, after watching the country music special on tv the other night, it appears that the double earring look has caught back on with the country boys. I’d do him in a minute!!!