Elizabeth Hurley is turning her jumpoff lover Shane Warne into a Ken doll


I don’t even know what to say about this mess. These are new photos of Elizabeth Hurley and her jumpoff, Aussie cricketer Shane Warne, leaving Liz’s home to attend Elton John’s White Tie and Tiara Ball. Do you not recognize Shane Warne? That’s because he used to have a somewhat normal face, just a handful of months ago. Somewhere along the way, he and Liz became an established couple (she was screwing him while still married to Arun Nayar), and I feel like Liz may be behind this “makeover”. For reference, here’s Shane’s face in January:


Shane has long been rumored to have undergone some tweaking here and there, some Botox, maybe a little eye surgery. But to go from that ^^^ in January to this in June, that’s more than minor tweaking. Bitch got a facelift. He looks like the love child of Tony Blair and a Ken doll.

Anyway, Shane and Liz are happening, they are in love (or whatever) and they’ve managed to become “established” enough to attend a major London event together. The British press says that Shane and Liz were inseparable the whole night, and very handsy (gross). Shane has always been a horndog and a compulsive womanizer, though, so I’m not sure what Liz thinks is going to happen now. Even as her marriage was ending, presumably because of her affair with Warne, Warne was still married and screwing around on his wife with other women besides Liz.

Shane spoke about Liz in a recent interview, saying, “She’s a lovely lady. We get on really well and I’m spending a lot of time in England this summer, working for Sky. We’ll wait and see what happens between Liz and I – but at the moment things are great.” Yeah… that sounds like a man who is keeping his options open. I wonder who Liz will be banging when this one goes south?




Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. teehee says:

    I hate the name Shane for a man. Really do.

  2. brin says:

    Yuck. Her ex is so much better looking than this guy.

  3. nnn says:

    She is extremely beautiful always was with a deep sexy voice.

    But for some reason, i never really like her. Her ‘perceived’ personality puts me off.

    That man of hers is not attractive. And i agree that her ex husband was so much better looking.

  4. Ruby says:

    This man is a pig. He has been chasing chicks forever ( I mean texting them…). All this womanizing whilst he was married to a rodent (look up his ex wife Simone and you’ll know what I mean) and having 3 kids. He makes Tiger Woods look like a saint, a real clASS act. Aussies tend to excuse his philandering because he is a good athlete- was a good athlete. Such a joke and he was voted recently the least trust worthy Australian by some poll. Like I said a pig

  5. Jaded says:

    Dude looks botoxed, he’s lost weight, had dermabrasion to remove sun damage, and doesn’t have that 20 beers a day bloat to his face. She’s cleaned his act up big time. However, she must be a hella lay to get him to toe the line like that!

  6. anait says:

    I don’t like him in general – he’s not the kind of men I like (I’m not judging him as a person because I don’t know him and it would be unfair, I’m talking only about the way he looks like)- but he was much more better before.
    Bdw: am I the only one to think that too much is to0 much? I mean… we really need to look like “dolls” with the help of plastic surgery or botox or similar?
    It’s so ridicolous, and they look…”fake”!

  7. myTbean says:

    I dunno why, (is it just me?) but everytime I see Hurley I think secret crazy lady… Like there is this invisible trigger button – say, she didn’t like the color blue one day – and she would literally eat the closest person’s face.

    I know we don’t see that side of her in public but, again, I don’t know why, but I see it under there and one day it will be ready to pop out and destroy the city. :/

  8. Celebitchy says:

    His face! Holy crap. He looks ridiculous.

  9. Mitsey Martin says:

    He looks like a shiny faced gay walker for ladies of a certain age now.

  10. Pyewacket says:

    Lizard is finally starting to show her age.

  11. Fritzi Schniter says:

    Dude is totally wearing make-up. I hear there are no public bathrooms in England, everyone just uses Elizabeth Hurley.

  12. silken_floss says:

    He looks like the love child of Tony Blair and a Ken doll.

    I DIE!!! OMFGLOL!! :)

  13. tracking says:

    @Mitsey Martin, totally!

    I’m blinded by the gleaming pink face and lightening white teeth in the last pic–my eyes my eyes!

  14. Leticia says:

    #11, yes, you wrote it before I could!

    And her neck needs help. that should be her next project.

  15. neva says:


    I agree he must have had multiple massive surgeries to look like this.
    And he is wearing her lipstick, too.

    P.S.: I hope Tom Brady is not following the same pattern. That’s what happens when a man is following a supermodel’s advice on the looks dept. You know they don’t meet many straight men in the fashion industry…

  16. Dorothy says:

    She screwed on hers, he screwed on his, dag everybody in celebrity land screws up! Aghhhhh!

  17. werty says:

    Fritzi Schniter:
    June 24th, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Dude is totally wearing make-up. I hear there are no public bathrooms in England, everyone just uses Elizabeth Hurley.

    Funny but mean, very mean (yeah i know the site is called Celebitchy)

  18. Sonishka says:

    My first comment here everrr.
    The first photo of them just reminded me of the movie Surrogates with Bruce Willis. It s not them for real, it is 2 robots. Real Shayne (with aussie accent) and Liz are locked inside of their apartments pulling the strings.

  19. BW says:

    If they are going to Elton John’s White Tie and Tiara Ball, then why are they wearing black tie and no tiara. This photo must be mislabeled. They are definitely not dressed for white tie rules.

  20. Jezi says:

    Ouch!!! His face looks like it hurts! He’s face is so frozen and tight. Why??? Liz is probably pissed though, he went from looking like a man to a wax figure.

  21. MB says:

    Sorry, but for such a well known and highly respected Australian sports star (only respected for his sports because, as previous posters have said, he is an absolute pig of a man) to turn himself into….this….this…THING… is a disgrace and I feel a bit embarassed for him.

    He is a sporting hero and icon in Australia. About as big as it gets.

  22. Christine says:

    Of COURSE she’s wearing an animal print.

    He really is not handsome, in the before OR after shots.

  23. bagladey says:

    WTF? He looks ridiculous, LOL, and in that first photo he looks like he has on lipstick and ‘face polish’, if there is such a thing. LMFAO.

  24. Tara says:

    Ugh. Why is his lipgloss better applied than hers? And I hate to say it (not really) but her dress doesn’t look like it is elegant enough to be worn to a black and white formal ball. It looks very budget Charlotte Rusee.

  25. magansrest says:

    Holy unbelievable! What a change, he looks like a burn victim that had reconstructive surgery which is horrible if that really happened but the part that’s unbelievable is that he IS NOT a burn victim and he did this intentionally. yuck, that SH*% is scary!

  26. Eve says:


    I don’t get it…she dumped a hot, filthy rich Indian guy for this? Seriously?

  27. The Truth Fairy says:


  28. Maritza says:

    Yikes! He got a facelift and lost weight too, he looks like a completely other person. Before he looked masculine now he has a gay face, I thought he was her hairdresser or a stylist.

  29. KsGirl says:

    He denied the facelift on Twitter, too. Um, yeah. You can *see* the tightness in his midface – it’s obviously fresh. Why do celebs deny stuff like this when we can see it right in front of us? I mean, by all means, deny the dick tattoo, because we can’t check that ourselves, but don’t deny the obvious stuff.

    Getting a Ben and J Lo vibe here…

  30. kieslwoski says:

    HE is only 41!!!!!!!!! Holy crap, he looks ridiculous!

    I know that Liz is scarred due to the massive shit storm that her baby daddy Steven Bing unleasehd on her (yes the one who denied paternity)- talk about douche bags, but this guy is just gross.

  31. Thea says:

    Why does he look like he had a vaseline facial before the pic took? WTH…..I mean this man is not even remotely attractive. What happnend to manly men?????

  32. Kelly says:

    @Mitsey Martin, Amen! Preach it. He should be on NY Social Diary.

    A quick Google search yielded this, though, and I know you will all enjoy it immensely. He seems to be mid-metamorphosis.

  33. Jb says:

    Some tweaking…SOME tweaking?!?! Dear lord, it looks like he transformed from a handsome, athletic man to a generic drag-queen! Why?!?!

  34. bluhare says:

    Holy cow, @Truth Fairy! I can’t believe he’s only 41 either. I wonder if he and Courtney Stodden (is that her name?) will get together. Talk about the perfect plastic couple!!

    Liz isn’t exactly natural either. She’s had work done. If you look at her when she first hit fame with the safety pin dress with Hugh Grant, she looks a lot different. Nose, teeth, botox, lip injections (but well done I have to admit) and I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s had a boob lift. At her age the girls probably weren’t what they used to be.

  35. Homer says:


    I see an Australian 20/20 feature in his near future..

    “Why I butchered my face and how I was hypnotised by Liz Hurley’s pussy”

    He looks fucking TERRIBLE.

  36. Carolyn says:

    Being Australian, I agree with other bloggers that this man is considered a God by the media/sporting press for his cricketing prowess and generally by Aussie men for his womanising. He used to be good-looking but gee wizz what his ex-wife Simone put up with was staggering. She has seemingly moved on with a nice man. Shane and Liz actually make a good couple. He may not be tempted to stray this time…..?

  37. Ally says:

    Truly, he looks like he’ll be picking up dudes at Elton John’s party.

    An extra reason for him to womanize now: to disprove his face.

  38. nag says:

    I second what ruby and mb say… Great thing is that there will be loads of comedy mileage on his look…. He is such a fool.. he was sponsored by the antismoking services…then seen smoking cigars???

  39. megan says:

    God, he looks disgusting. His face looks tight and shiny. I always thought he was quite a handsome man, and now he looks like he’s had a facelift with some olive oil on top. Absolutely gross.

  40. Micah says:

    HOLY F#*K!

    What the hell happened to him?!

    I think they are morphing into the same person.

  41. jenn says:

    you have to admit Warnie has always been vain. Advanced hair yeah yeah and the fluid pill before the tv interview, which got him a fair suspension at the time. Liz has just become his enabler.

  42. REALIST says:

    Loser+Loser=2 Losers
    Her ex husband was gorgeous, but I Sleez-E
    gets bored.
    Whatever was done to his face-yikes!
    Question to “makeover” experts-I know Botox has to be reinjected-is there anything else from this mess that can be undone?

  43. Kelly says:

    @Realist: no, I do not believe so. It looks like massive fillers to me. And plastic is forever!

    The lipstick, on the other hand, will wash off. It puts me in mind of guidos:

    Thank god for the Internet; it’s a boon for amateur anthropologists everywhere.

  44. skinanny says:

    a face lift, eye job, a chemical peel, and botox!!! He looks like Calvin Klein.

  45. Andi says:

    The good news is it looks like he lost some weight. The bad news is Ken’s face looks more real then his.

  46. Laughternrain says:

    As an Australian, let me just correct one thing. Shane and his ex-wife Simone have been divorced for nearly a decade, so he wasn’t cheating on Simone with Hurley. Although none of us could understand Shane ditching Simone. Google her; Simone Callahan. She is a model, and drop-dead GORGEOUS!!! Any man would chop off an arm to be with Simone.

  47. Carolyn says:

    Shane has been a tool for a long time. Now he looks like one. Liz looks like she’s also had a lot of work done. Not the best endorsement for Estee Lauder.

  48. RBTGRL says:

    Hey looks like that robot man from the Get Smart TV series!!

  49. Linda says:

    @ RBTGRL – LOL, you got it right there my friend.

  50. jemshoes says:

    Shane Warne is just gross, full stop. Not every Aussie thinks he’s a hero or a lesser god because of his cricket skills; most of us think he’s a tool – because he is.

  51. Shay says:

    Please, don’t think that Shane Warne is representative of the average Australian man.
    Within every partnership, an individual is a reflection of the other person. So as superficial as Warne is, Hurley must be similar to him – superficial.
    This is a woman who dated a billionaire (Steve Bing) so she could be impregnated and have a financial bargaining chip. Have you forgotten the paternity suit? She doesn’t strike me as the nicest person.

  52. Camille says:

    Yuck. Looks like he has lost a fair chunk of weight too.

    I don’t care for either of these twits.

  53. CeeCee says:

    holy face jack…..and the teeth!! bahahhhaa!!! he is so whipped by Liz!

    Where is her son? Never see photos of her with him.

    Shane Warne is a giant douche and an embarrasment to us Australians, and obviously Liz Hurley is not as classy as she tries to make out, I hope she’s using protection, goodness knows what he’s carrying

  54. hair loss says:

    he truly looks like a doll, did he had cosmetic surgery recently?