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At this point, I have no idea what I’m supposed to think of Olivia Wilde. She dumped her husband of nine years, so she no longer gets to declare far and wide “I’M A PRINCESS!!!” Some say she dumped her husband because she was famous now, and looking to trade up to someone with some pull in the industry. Some said Olivia was just bored with being tied down, and wanted to have fun and date and be single. All I know is that ever since she and her husband split, Olivia was been totally boy-crazy, and she’s gone from “dates” with the choicest prime cut of man-meat, Ryan Gosling, to the “meh” choice of Justin Timberlake, to the “Are you his beard?” pick of Bradley Cooper, and now THIS. Once she was spotted having a “quiet” date with Bradley Cooper, we should have expected this - People Magazine reports Olivia and Jake Gyllenhaal were “flirty” and “touchy-feely” at the Marmont a few nights ago. We’re too seconds away from reports about “cuddlefesting” I swear to God. Oh, Cockburn. Girl, YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE GOSDONG. You coulda been a contenda.
Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting “touchy-feely.”
Says the onlooker: “At one point, he had his hand on hers.” Still, the two weren’t overly affectionate with each other.
“Olivia was very cool,” the onlooker says, “and wasn’t fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her.” Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.
[From People]
Yes, they went their separate ways until Jake’s publicist made that very special call that every girl dreams about: “Will you fake date my client for a month or two?” And Olivia cries out, “YES, yes, a thousand times YES!” Cockburn, what are you doing? It’s one thing to be the “fun girl” who dates around and is openly boy crazy, like Kate Hudson. But at some point, doesn’t it start to look like Olivia is simply an “on demand” booty call/PR hit for dudes with a couple of hit films under their belt and questionable sexuality? BAD COCKBURN.
By the way, I’m still desperate for Jake and Jessica Biel to date/fake-date. I think they would make a brilliant PR couple.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jake Gyllenhaal, Olivia Wilde
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Why did I read “cuddlefisting”?
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lol at the “bad cockburn”
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awwww too bad he strikes out.
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Charlie Sheen is available . Lol . I think Jake should fake date Jessica Biel too ! They would look cute together . When I see pics of Olivia wild she seems sort of lost .
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Love that red lipstick on her! She can pull off that bright shade.
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I love the hell out of her, and I know she claims she just has a lot of guy friends and always have, but I hope she’s hitting it with some of these guys. Olivia and Jake were hanging out in NOLA, too, during Jazzfest.
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Its just a coincidence that she only seems to hang around the hottest guys in the industry?
She should try Kevin James or something.
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will we even be questioning Jake’s sexuality if he had not done brokeback mountain?
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@truetalk – it has nothing to do with Brokeback Mountain. Google Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols – then you will see why people question his sexuality
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The next Kate Husdon. I’ve never heard more hateful words spoken towards anyone.
Seriously if she doesn’t stop sleeping her way through Hollywood soon she going to get dehydrated. sl&%s, act or get off the stage.
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Jake,you sexy puppy..,Come over here so I can pat your bum.
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Kate Husdon slept around because she wanted. She met a guy, liked him and went with him. While Olivia does it only for career. And becoming slut actually. She is like a call girl for closeted celebrities. Who is next? Heyden Christensen? Ryan Seacrest? Robert Pattinson? Taylor Lautner?
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Forget Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal or Jake Gyllenhaal and Olivia Wilde. Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde should just date each other. Now that would be a good PR couple.
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Jake and Olivia make a much better couple than him and Biel (which I don’t see at all). Biel should stick to the Butler.
To bad Leo only likes Blondes and another fameho got their first. She should try for Clooney, he likes brunettes.
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