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Here is the August cover of Cosmopolitan, with a surprisingly pretty photo of Kim Kardashian on the cover. I hate that about Kim – in candid photos and red carpets, she tends to look jacked and crazy kat-faced, but in so many photo shoots, she actually looks gorgeous. It’s a certain kind of photogenic quality, and yes, I get that there’s Photoshop involved and everything, but she still looks great on this cover.
The only quote from the interview that we’ve got at this point is this, Kim’s thoughts on being a celebrity: “Sometimes I feel like a zoo animal. I’ll be at a restaurant, and someone will put their phone in front of my face and take a picture without saying hi.” OMG, POOR KIM. Except… what did she do to become a celebrity again? Oh, right. Sex tape, big ass, kat-face, reality show. She should be happy that people aren’t pointing and laughing at her.
In other KK news, last week it was widely reported that Kim wants to get down to a “size 2” for her wedding, and she’s been training with Tracy Anderson to make it happen (good luck, Tracy!). This week, there are similar reports, only with a new twist: Kim is so focused on weight loss, she’s training with TWO different people.
Kim Kardashian always looks great, but new reports are surfacing she’s working harder than ever to get in shape for her big day!
Kim, 30, and Kris Humphries‘ marriage is just around the corner, and she’s working with two different trainers to shed pounds, Life & Style reports.
Although she already weighs 125 and is a size 4, she’s hoping to fit into a size-2 gown for her nuptials.
“We don’t want to take away Kim’s amazing curves,” Tracy Anderson, one of Kim’s trainers, says. “We just do specific movements to tighten the skin and to pull the muscles tight against the bone.”
She’s also been attending Barry’s Bootcamp, a high-impact training facility for Hollywood elite.
[From Hollywood Life]
Oh, Kim. That girl is going to wreck herself, and I mean that in a bad way. If she wants to lose weight so badly, wouldn’t it be nice to take out the ass implants and the breast implants? NO, she’s ALL NATURAL. Sorry! I’ve already said what Kim should do if she really cares about looking great for her wedding – stop with the tweaking. No more injections! Just go natural for a change.
Sidenote: Should we talk about Kim’s tweet about Casey Anthony? Remember, Kim’s father was Robert Kardashian, one of the lawyers that helped OJ Simpson get off. Kim tweeted yesterday, “WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!” Then, after people freaked out, she wrote, “Reading the comments here and it’s nuts people think just because I was close to the OJ trial I can’t have my own opinion on the Casey Anthony case?” Meh. I’m actually on Team Kim on this one – of course people were going to bring up OJ, but Kim is entitled to her own opinion. SHE wasn’t OJ’s lawyer.
Cover courtesy of Cosmo, additional pics by WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian
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125????? Oh, methinks NOT.
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There is never a pic of her where she doesn’t look like a call girl.
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Those white pants she wore were heinous
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Every time I see a Kardashian, I think about Roseanne Barr’s comment about being ‘white trash with money’.
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I am so tired of this whole family. Enough!!!! Who cares anymore?
Must we continue to endure endless magazine covers of her? I am not buying any magazines with her stupid face on them anymore. Done!!!!
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UGH she’s just so…PRETTY!
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can that cover be photoshopped anyworse? Like where the dress is tugging and the boobs are pushing out-they don’t even align. smh
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Katasrophic Kat Face, photo-shopped to within an inch of her life.
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Her cheeks look all puffy now.
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here we go again with the “i’m a size 4″!! Why with all the lies? I thought she had “curves”.
I think salma hayek has curves as well but its funny I never hear about her proportions, sizes or weight.
Ridiculous.
She is pretty, no one is denying that, but why say all this unnecessary information?
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@#2 ron: Too right.
Kim is a naturally pretty Armenian girl who should stop tweaking herself.
Maybe she has issues because when she looks in the mirror she sees herself starring in her porn video, over and over, and then frantically tries to erase it by unneeded surgeries.
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Kim always looks relatively gorgeous. The problem is the tautness and puffiness of her face. You can always see the nice face she’s got underneath, but whatever the hell else she’s doing to it distracts from what it actually looks like. I wish she could see that her face was fine before she started messing with it. As much as I CAN’T STAND this clan of famewhores, I would never say that any of them (including Khloe) aren’t very pretty women. It’s what they do to make themselves prettier (in their own eyes) that messes things up for me.
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Is she using hair extensions in these pictures?
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I always google “Kim Kardashian original face” after a KK story.
Just to remind myself how dangerous and stupid unnecessary plastic surgery is.
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Look at Paris H. there is still hope for us.
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If I Botoxed and photoshopped my dog’s butt as much as that cover shot, it would look just as gorgeous.
She looks like the gals in those computer generated porn movies…..at least that’s what someone told me.
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let me just say, at 4’11″ 128 pounds, I’m a size 8-10, nowhere near a 4 or 2. Kim’s what? 5’1″ or MAYBE 5’3″? Even then, at 125, it may be possible to be a 4, but if her measurements are 34-26-39, I have bigger boobs and ass than she does (37-30-41)… and I can tell you, looking at her, mine are NOTHING like that. LOL. I wish she would just own her size and body. She’s got a great figure and all the lies make her look delusional rather than empowered and confident.
meh. Rant over.
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Kim is a pretty girl period who so needs to EMBRACE her well-rounded figure!
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I agree diabla; I just don’t get the direction all the american fashion/women/cultural mags have taken these last 10 years or so – they are all bottom feeding – really, are there boatloads of people dying to hear kat face’s vacant forgottable nonsense – it’s sad, go back and look at cosmo covers from the 80s/early 90s and compare them to today – does anyone even read cosmo anymore?
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@ladybert62: YES
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second to last photo….gorgeous!!!!
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Not quite back to normal on her eyes, but I noticed recently they are looking less cat-like. She must be letting up on something.
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I’m sooo sick of her being shoved down our throats, one of the reasons I do not have my mag subscriptions anymore.
She is not talented in anything other than telling lies, about her body, her family and her supposed romances.
She even lied recently and said she got 5 inches cut off of her hair and folks went in on her and said “no you removed some tracks”.
the media will get it, that’s why their show has the lowest ratings it has ever received. even though po Kris Hump is scheduled to be whored out on their next installment..
fake hair, fake butt, fake tits and fake face. LIES
cant dance, act nor sing.
NEXT will be those horridily dressed lil PINCHED faced sisters –they are ready to get shoved down our throats too.
Reggie that was a smart move–nothing else would have rid you of her.
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Anyone can look that good with the right lighting, make up, and most importantly, photoshop.
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i think kim looked absolutely stunning pre-op!! almost like jasmine from aladdin just naturally gorge! but now ugh!! pooey!! she looks to tight faced and yet at the same time like her face is swoll like shes having an allergic reaction or something…and i also agree that she can have an opinion it was er dad who freed oj which by the way was his JOB! i hate that ppl get mad at defense attorneys for defending clients even if they maybe truly guilty…its their JOB to defend am i missing something??
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Maybe “too much of one thing is good for nothing” because Ki,’s face aint that great to me anymore and I’m sick of seeing it. When I see her now I normally just jump to the next page.
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LOVE that last pic of her !! she is looking goregous again, Kim do NOT eff up your face. also love the style / overall white look.
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Enough with the stories on her weight. She is shallow beyond belief. Seriously how many stories on the Kardashians’ weight issues do we have to hear about? How this is news at this point is beyond me.
Kaiser, I do agree with you on the comments she made regarding Casey Anthony. She is entitled to her opinion. Her father’s actions were his and she shouldn’t have to apologize for him. I will to this day never forget the look on Robert K’s face when the verdict was announced. He knew OJ was guilty. His face said it all.
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She looks sooo much better without all that makeup caked on! She also has a nicer figure when she wears clothes that cover her and fit. When you have curves like hers you don’t necessarily need to show off every inch of it. She can be sexy fully clothed.
I think there were differing opinions about the OJ thing within her family anyway right? Wasn’t her mom really close to Nicole?
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LOOKS LESS PLASTIC FROM THE FACE!
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Kolor me shocked!
KK has bought so much stuff that it amounts to something like her weight again, and there’s no one there to hold the door open for her?
What has the world kome to?
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That cover photo is nowhere near what her real face looks like.
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I will defend the woman ONLY on her right to an opinion about Casey Anthony.
She shouldn’t have to answer for the actions of her late father- as I recall her mother was close with Nicole Brown and there was quite a lot of inner family strife over the OJ trial. For all we know she sided with her mother.
Robert Kardashian’s face when the OJ verdict was read says it all- I wonder if he ever expressed his feelings about that trial to his kids. Johnny Cochran was ebullient when OJ was declared not guilty, and Kardashian looked absolutely sick.
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photoshopped all to hell.
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fugly fugly fugly. She is just hideous and i swear she is a he!
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“I feel like a zoo animal…” I guess it takes feeling like being in a zoo to buy/swag all those multi-colored Birkin bags with each outfit. Huh, Kim? Or you could just quietly go away.
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She’s such a liar, I am sooo sick of her! Zoo animal, rite! She loves all of the attention.
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Just and average looking lady with WAY too much plastic surgery. She looks like Cher’s little sister.
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Rocketmerry, I googled Kim K original face and she looks so different. I didn’t realize how much and I can’t even figure out why. Her chin and nose look different + other stuff.
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@Kaiser: “I’m actually on Team Kim on this one – of course people were going to bring up OJ, but Kim is entitled to her own opinion”
I agree with you that she is entitled to her opinion whether it is good or bad but it is ironic that she is “speechless” and I am not referring at all to the connection between this case and OJ case.
For her to use the word “speechless” is just ironic in the sense that many things have happen to Kim and her family that have left millions of people speechless. It is speechless that she became famous or a so-called celebrity by just selling herself her own sex tape; it is speechless that she got $300K for cover of People for her fake engagement; it is speechless that she did a music record deal when talented singers are on the street; it is speechless that a complete whore continues to be promoted; etc etc. My list can fill CB’s wall site with the word speechless about this woman and her pathetic family. For me, this is ironic that her brain manages to get “shocked” when injustice is done, while in fact she should not – I would assume she would accept whatever injustice exist because she is the embodiment of many injustices done in her favor.
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They photoshopped her to look more real! Is that the first time that’s happened?
The idea of her whining about fame is hilarious. I bet if she went somewhere and no one noticed, she’d throw a royal fit. She’s a FAMEWHORE.
“We just do specific movements to tighten the skin” LOL! Like her face?
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Do you think any of these bitches would trade the fame and money they made exploiting their fathers crime(hiding evidence) for the lives of the victims? I think not. They would wield the knife.
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Why does this girl try to impress little old us? She obviously does not need the money due to her family’s wealth. She really needs to get off the crack and look in the mirror. She looks like the bride of Frankenstein.
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This girl’s (and family’s) 15 minutes of fame should have expired months (years?) ago.
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Ahhh! My birthday month of cosmo ruined!! =(
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She’s destroyed her face. Her cheek implants are so obscenely out of proportion to her face that her jaw appears to be receding, her face pulled so much that if her eyes were any further apart they’d be inside her ears, and she’s rocking the Roger Ebert lips. Her teeth are too small and her facial expression always looks like she just crapped herself.
Not hot. Also, here we go again with the “weight problem”, when her ass is why people even know who she is. Oh to be fat in all the right places.
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