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Goth rocker/movie star progeny Weston Cage is spreading his crazy mofo vibe around once again. Luckily, no one got hurt this time, unlike on July 4th, when Weston and his sketchy wife of two months, Nikki Williams, were both booked on felony domestic violence charges. On July 6th, Weston commenced a Twitter rant (which has been documented at TMZ) that featured him vowing to divorce Nikki, who he claims is pregnant with his child but seriously considering an abortion. Although I’m not sure why, if she’s knocked up, these two were both blazingly drunk, and she was threatening to jump off a balcony or whatever. Well, these two lovebirds have (momentarily) patched things up, if the above photo of them heading out for dinner at Boa Steakhouse is to be believed. Oh, and the blonde on Weston’s right is his mother, Christina Fulton. I would die if my mother dressed like that, in public or otherwise.
Strangely, Weston has also shaved off his once luxurious (yeah, right) gothy locks that he seemed to wear so proudly, but I may have discovered the reason why, according to an update from Nikki’s Twitter page from five days ago: “My husband is now a blonde. hahahahaha.” So I guess his hair looked terrible and was probably so damaged from the bleaching process that Weston decided to just shave it all off instead of trying to fix it. Just as well, right? Now we can see his crazy eyes all the better.
Another thing happened last night. During an apparent smoke break, Weston decided to show off karate moves for the paparazzi. More specifically, he demonstrated his own twisted (inaccurate) version of the notorious roundhouse kick that resulted in his hospitalization for a mental evaluation last month after he aimed it towards his physical trainer during a lunchtime temper tantrum. Dude is just not right.
Photos courtesy of PacificCoastNews
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Christina Fulton, Nikki Williams, Weston Cage
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def has his father’s freaky eyes.
but I will say that he looks much better without that nasty hair.
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Again – a heartfelt plea! No coverage of crazy, unfamous kids of crazy celebrities!
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That is some serious crazy right there.
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Wow. There’s so much crazy going on here it’s delightful!
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He wears more makeup than I do.
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Oh my!
That’s all I can say.
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The Lohans without the money.
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@gobo !! its glorious.
if you hadnt put a caption on it no one would know. love the shoes, really hard core. he looks like hes tap dancing for coins outside a dennys on a WOW break.
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Geez, he’s worse than i am with showing folks I can kick over their heads…
he looks spooky, he needs some serious help.
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@Rita: good call!
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is he wearing hammer pants??
Dude is actually creepier without his long dark goth hair.
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Ew. I can’t believe he’s not wearing socks with those shoes. And what is he? A fucking genie?? Those pants are heinous.
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I seem to be one of the only people around who thought he was hot with the hair. I love me a man with long hair. But now he’s hideous. If I was his wife I’d divorce him for shaving his hair off and for wearing hammer pants in public.
And I do hope she aborts because they can’t even take care of themselves, let alone a baby. They might end up killing it anyway during a bender.
@ZenB!tch – seriously, with the hair gone I can totally see the Nicholas Cage in him. Gross. I don’t like him anymore! Short hair on a guy is just so boring.
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he should marry lohan and have a whole new bunch of crack head fun!!
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@kelly better him than the Lardassians.
Is that blond skank his mom?
@Alice – me too but I’m an ex-goth,punk, metal Lollapalooza chick. It’s the Ryan Reynolds/Goslings I don’t get. Booooring. With the short hair he looks too much like daddy-dearest.
I like alternative looking guys but not insane looking guys. LOL
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Wow. The crazy is strong in that one.
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crazy but he looks better without his hair and he has so beautiful blue eyes
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Those pants are *NOT* Goth.
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Tap shoes and MC Hammer pants..totally hardcore LMAO I guess the freak apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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He pulled a Britney! What’s next? Umbrella attacks?
And yes, patent dress shoes with no socks and hammer pants. All we need is a fake British accent!
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I thought they were both in rehab…and who wears dress shoes with no socks?
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They all look like they dabble in the meth… Ma’s got the grill for it.
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well, at least his roots aren’t showing.
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in the second pic does it look like he sharpies the beard in?
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Guess crazy doesn’t skip a generation.
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That last picture is cracking me up! Clearly, someone screwed up on his mental evaluation and they let this guy out a little too soon.
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Can’t believe Momma was too busy fightin her fishnets to wipe dat boy’s face down. He seriously looks like he’s been camping in the woods alone for weeks. Anyone else getting a Charlie Manson vibe?
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this is what growing up rich and spoiled gets you: nowhere.
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@meg….yep, first thing I thought, too.
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lmaaaaaaaoooooooo
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Rapper M.C. Hammer wants his harem pants back!
Sad.
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Say what you want about this kid, his eyes are GORGEOUS!
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can’t believe he’s 20!
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@Zen B!tch: I guess you’re right. The entire Kardashian dynasty rode to “fame” on a trail of piss… A slip-and-slide, if you will.
Have to admit, though, despite my extreme prejudice against kids-of-celebrities, that I am partial to both the Osbornes and the Simmonses. At least those kids-of-celebrities were at least on TV, and at least the families are somewhat entertaining.
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He looks like the 21st century version of charlie manson with those crazy eyes – all he needs is a self-inflicted “tatoo-carving” on his forehead.
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I agree with Snazzy. Great eyes and he looks good without that long, nasty hair.
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Hahahahaha….@arock…YES..he’s put a dang Sharpie to make sideburns to connect to his beard…and the more I’m looking @ that pic…yes, it looks like he’s done some “filling in” w/the Sharpie in his beard. I’m definitely getting in my laughter quota for today.
@Sloane Wyatt..yes, sad INDEED. He got let out way too soon. Either mental health didn’t get his meds right, or Weston just stopped taking them. They are all insane.
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He has beautiful eyes with long lashes.
The rest is ugly. He looks like a zombie with those grey lips.
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Ditto on the comment on how mom is dressed. But do you notice how is wife is dressed the same way? If only mom had a habit of wearing chanel suits, poor Weston could have gotten himself a real proper wife.
In the movie “The Bird Cage”, Nathan Lane wore drag to impersonate a Nancy Reagan clone. He looked better than Weston’s mom in that photo above!
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@Sloane Wyatt: MC Hammer pants, LOL. You’re totally right. It’s Hammer Time in the land of crazy!
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“rode to “fame” on a trail of piss… A slip-and-slide, if you will.”
LMAO…that was brilliant! Thank you for that!
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Why thank you. I was particularly pleased with that imagery as well.
It’s a real American success story: you can start out in the latrine and work your way up to… the bidet?
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So he’s trying to ‘happen’ is he? I see a reality show in his future. Poor Nic; he’s poor in cash but rich in crazy relations.
Kelly (34) fantastic way of wording it.
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Ohmigod, that is frikkin’ hilarious. He’s not a bad looking guy at all. If you could clean him up and de-crazy him.
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It looks like he has thorns across the front of his forehead!! Is it implants??
He also needs a GOOD scrub down! His face is dirty like a 5 year old.
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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He looks like he is in desperate need of a flea dip.
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So animated and fun, and cute.
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Heres my always misplaced take on this:
I think he has trash for a mother (sorry to say, because i hate bashin on other women) and is angry about it/at women in general; yet he goes and picks trash (again, sorry) for girlfriends whom he also hates and simultaneously who reaffirm his negative hateful position and this whole act sends him in to an increasing spiral of decay.
He can never be much of a man though, behaving the way he does and he hates himself, too; yet he is also pissed that he hasnt the resources (mentally, in people around him) to get himself out of that stupid place he is in, on the inside.
Thus we see this soot covered mess of a self-mutilating man-boy, hopping around in Sinbad pants and eyeliner. Poor guy is ashamed of himself.
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Nice karate moves.LoL I like his eyes.
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No no no Weston! When people complained about your hair, it wasn’t the length that repulsed us. It was the grease. Now you’ve gone and made yourself bald (which accentuates all the weird lumps on your head) but you’re STILL A GREASEBALL!
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To the poster above who asked about forehead implants:
actually, it looks to me like that is acne. Doesn’t it look like he has concealer on the “bumps”??
and what’s with the line in the eyebrow??? my god, he’s simultaneously referencing MC Hammer AND Vanilla Ice…
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I think he’s kinda hot, and could be really hot with a nice haircut, shave, shower and something to help his pallid complection. Oh, and a helping of anti-crazy drugs of some sort would do wonders too!
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I don’t think he’s that crazy. I think he had a bad time and probably drank waaay too much back when he got locked up. Now that he’s recovered he knows he needs to keep the crazy train rolling to keep eyes on him. It’s working.
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Yet another tool who’s totally clueless to the fact that everyone outside his little circle thinks he’s a jackass.
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this guy scares the sh*t out of me!
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He looks like he’s been sleeping on the street for a month and found those clothes. What’s with the grime on his face?
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Hahaha @ Autumnstars…
Weston is Charlie Sheen v2.0! Makes his dad look semi-normal.
LOL! You can see the “line” of his impending hair loss in these “shaved head” pics. I’m laughing too hard right now; I think I wet myself!
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Disturbingly enough for me, I still find him attractive. *hangs head in shame*
@zenbitch, I knew there was a reason I liked you
I am also into punk (bad brains, minor threat), hardcore (agnostic front) and metal (carnivore, candiria, etc). Alas, my career is all about looking proper in suits (although I still get to wear black everyday)!
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he smokes girlie cigarette! hahahaha
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Is anyone old enough to remembre Crispin Glover on Dave Letterman back in the late ’80′s? CG did it bettre…
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Best pics of the week or maybe the month. I was laughing out loud at work looking at them and then got home and had to have another look they are so outrageous. What a hoot. This guy has no clue about anything I think.
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Hide yo’ wife hide yo’ kids
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I looooove that he’s smoking while performing this “roundhouse” kick for the paps. It is the cherry on the cracked out sundae here!
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Uh. He’s a total creepstache. But whatever. Something nice? Hmm…his eyes are really really great. Too bad he messes that up with his antics.
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He seems to take himself very seriously which would be no mean feat.
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He looks much more like his father with his weight loss and his face visible, however, matching mother and daughter in law boob jobs, ugh.
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does anyone else think that it looks like he’s coloured in his beard/sideburns with a felt pen or something?
you can see like a straight line drawn over his sideburn and a little bit of ginger hair poking out the at the edges
maybe that’s why his face looks soooo grimy, it’s smeared all over D:
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