16 yo bride Courteney Stodden seen by Dr, breasts are ‘100% real & organic’

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Like Kim Kardashian getting her huge ass x-rayed, 16 year-old Courteney Stodden, best known as the porn star face-making bride of 51 year-old character actor Doug Hutchison, has had her boobs “examined” by a doctor who declared them real. Given all these ridiculous stories and interviews with these people, I’m starting to consider the possibility that this is a publicity stunt, as so many of you have suggested. It’s a much nicer alternative than the reality they’re trying to sell – that this is a 51 year-old creep with a face lift getting his freak on with a girl barely out of puberty. That’s when she got those boobs too, according to this random doctor who felt her tittays.

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Courtney has blonde bombshell good looks that many people are calling fake, so RadarOnline.com spoke exclusively with a plastic surgeon who examined her to get the the bottom of the case.

Dr. Gabriel Chiu, a board certified plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Inc. who has performed more than 10,000 breast surgeries, examined Courtney on July 6 and told RadarOnline.com: “In my professional opinion Courtney Stodden does not have implants. Her breast are 100 per cent natural and organic.”

Accompanied by her husband, Courtney allowed Dr. Chiu to perform a complete exam on her and gave the doctor permission to reveal his findings to RadarOnline.com.

“I did four tests to determine that she has not had breast implants,” Dr. Chiu said. “I looked and carefully examined the four areas where someone would normally have a scar from surgery – the armpit, aureole border, the belly button and the fold under the breasts, and Courtney did not have any scars. If you know how to look for the scars you can find one and I did not find a scar.

“I did a breast examination and Courtney’s felt like normal breasts. If someone has implants either below or on top of the muscle you can squeeze and felt the implant moving around but I did not feel implants in Courtney.

“There is a test where a patient holds their palms in front of their face and pushes their palms together. If there are implants they will rise, but when Courtney did the test, her breast did not rise. No implant was identified.

“When a person with implants lies down the implants will stay perky, they won’t fall and if they’re put in through the armpit they will ride up but when Courtney laid down neither happened. Her breasts fell like natural breasts do.”

[From Radar Online]

What does Kaiser always say – if someone is trying very hard to convince you of something you can assume the opposite? Ok, maybe this chick’s boobs are real. She still puts the makeup on with a trowel and makes faces during interviews that would look ridiculous even if she was having vigorous sex at the time. She’s 16 years old and she’s married to a guy older than her father, and old enough to be her grandfather. That’s the issue here, not whether or not she’s gone under the knife. And to be clear, I’m not bashing her, I’m blaming her parents whose control she would still legally be under had they not signed her away to Tooms here. Compared to that, getting a boob job, lip injections and a chin implant for a 16 year-old is absolutely good parenting.

This is Courtney’s mother (left). She’s said of her daughter’s new husband: “Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.”

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  1. Jeanette says:

    This woman CANNOT be SIXTEEN..why didnt the dr examine her to check that…

  2. Jaded says:

    Oh boy. Another dumbass ‘reality’ show featuring vapid horrible people. *Shakes head incredulously at stupidity of American TV watchers*

  3. munchies says:

    ok… boobs maybe real. now, can also someone examine that duck lips, that jelly bamboo walk and that psychotic horny look?

  4. Gigohead says:

    This seems to be pushed out by some insane pr machine to get this girl some contract or some reality show. Frankly, i wish it would go away. Doug is a great character actor but I don’t know him by name only by face and this only makes me think it’s not the best for him. This girl may have a good career as a porn star if most. Please stop reporting on this gal! gross

  5. katy says:

    yeah right, her boobs are real 😀
    she is too thin to have so big boobs 😀
    even if she works out every single day!

  6. Alix says:

    Of course those boobs are real! Real silicone!

    I’d like to know more about the quack who’s claiming otherwise.

  7. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Prediction: This chick is going to be Eddie Cibrian’s jump-off when he leaves LeAnn Rimes.

    ETA: I still don’t believe she’s a natural born female.

  8. Cherry says:

    Who the hell is this Dr. Gabriel Chiu? What plastic surgeon would put his reputation on the line by making ridiculous statements like this? I mean, even IF those enormous melons are real (which would make her a freak of nature! look at the contrast between her waist and boobs on that photo of her in the blue blouse!), isn’t this girl a weird case any self-respecting doctor would not want to have anything do to with?
    Unless he’s as much a famewhore as all the other players in this ever-continuing freakshow, of course.

  9. Rachel says:

    I was initially horrified by this story when I saw the headline “51 year old man marries 16 year old girl.” I was disturbed that her parents would allow such a thing. I was even more disturbed when I saw her picture and realized that her parents have obviously encouraged her to adopt this tramp persona. I mean Sweet Jesus, she’s 16 years old and she looks like a 45 year old transvestite. That is not okay! But the real icing on the cake is that now this 16 YEAR OLD GIRL’S breasts are making headlines. CB can we get a little blurb about Dakota Fanning or something. You know, to wipe the horror of this from my mind…

  10. zephyr says:

    You couldn’t make this stuff up

  11. sassenach says:

    Anybody who believes this mess is a fool. Her breasts are not real. Look how fake they look if that sleazy tank top she is wearing. This is just a doctor who is happy to get his name in the press and is hoping for some business.

  12. Anna says:

    I have a friend whose boobs, in a push-up bra or tight bikini top, look fake because they are just so perky and large (although she’s a petite, very slim girl). And I know for sure she’s not had surgery, ever. So maybe, just maybe, Stodden’s are real too, though I’m still inclined to say they aren’t. But what worries me most about this is that the mum looks younger, fresher and healthier than the daughter. That alone should have her (and everyone else’s) alarm bells going off. But if the daughter is this crazy, the mother and father must be ten times as batshit as she is. As CB said, this really is a case of dismal, famewhorish parenting at its worst.

  13. Samigirl says:

    …Katy, are you serious with that comment? I’ve got a really good friend, named Catie, who has natural double D’s…she’s about 5 feet tall, and is incredibly tiny…wears a size 0 … AND she doesn’t work out. She literally looks like she is going to tip over because she is so top heavy. So. I’m not defending Courteney Stodden…because she’s gross, but it doesn’t matter how skinny someone is vs the size of their breasts.

    edit:@lila…HAHAHA. I thought the same thing. It’s prolly a 20 lb bell, just looks so tiny compared to her enormous “real” breasts!

  14. Lila says:

    Why is she lifting such a tiny dumbell? She’s not gonna gain muscle 2 pounds at a time.

  15. brin says:

    LOL….sounds like they are talking about eggs.

  16. madpoe says:

    yeah, 16+Tax!
    I’ll believe Miss Corny Porny when I see a video of her scuba diving. I could be wrong, but the myth I heard, if there is existing defect in the silicone there’d be ruptures.
    and if this were NOT a publicity stunt, could a newly wedded couple go on with their married lives without media interviews. stay low and stfu!

  17. CooCooCatchoo says:

    This middle-aged man and his Lolita baby porn star bride TOTALLY skeeve me out! She looks drunk/high and oversexualized in every damn picture. He looks like the cat that ate the canary – he’s having sex with a CHILD. Those parents of hers are disgusting for encouraging this relationship and agreeing to allow their CHILD marry this man. The mother was the one who suggested marriage in the first place. Believe me, she saw Hollywood dollar signs when her daughter started dating him. I’m cracking up because she settles for a budget character actor. With Courtney’s Pam Anderson looks, her parents could have made a deal with rich Saudi prince instead LOL. Anyways, I hope these two don’t have children anytime soon – they are far to shallow and immature to give themselves completely to raising a baby.

  18. Phoenix says:

    There is a chance that her boobs are real. I know a girl who is about as thin as her with roughly the same size boobs. But considering this girl has had all sorts of horrific things done to her face, it isn’t a big leap to assume she’s had a boob job. But.. what surgeon would do this to a child?

  19. Cherry says:

    @Lila #14: Probably for the same reason that she’s hitting the gym with a blowout and full face of make-up.

  20. Ari says:

    her knees looks 16 :L

    anyway this almost reeks of toddlers and tiaras like this is what those little girls are going to grow up to look like – over the hill before they even hit 20…its really sad. she even poses like she is still 6 years old.

  21. lolalola says:

    Saying her boobs are real just makes liars of them both. Kaiser is right.

    That said, how sad to be used up & old looking at 16? Her mother should be ashamed of herself.

  22. CooCooCatchoo says:

    PS I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Hef to ask this “good Christian girl” to pose for Playboy. I guess she’ll have to wait till she’s 18 to do it, though. You watch, it’ll happen and I predict she’ll do it, too. Oh, she’ll justify it by saying “there’s nothing shameful about the human body – God made it” and “it will be a tasteful, beautiful shoot.”. If the relationship with Dougy Fresh doesn’t work out, I’m sure shed have a place in Hef’s harem – she’s exactly his type!

  23. Lem says:

    As a grown women I feel children should be off limits. Ie I waited for the cyrus to come of age but this chick, oh, this chick… I cannot really keep blaming the mother and the obvious daddy issues making daddy…
    ” If a woman doesn’t call me a SL*T, I need to redo my hair.” How on earth does it become one’s goal to look like a sl*t!?! Job accomplished Stodden. That’ll do donkey; that’ll do

  24. fabgrrl says:

    Okay, maybe her boobs are real. When I was in high school I had a friend, well a friendly acquaintance, who at 14 years old had enormous breasts. She was a tiny, short, little thing with very oversized breasts. Everyone just assume they were fake or something, but they were real. She told me that they were quite painful and were actually damaging her back and shoulders. She couldn’t get reduction surgery until she was 16 so her doctor could be sure there wouldn’t be any more growth.

    So, maybe this Courteney girl does have real breasts as well? Because of her figure, the girl I knew in high school had been getting lots of male attention since she was about 11 years old. She dressed provocatively because she really didn’t know any better — men treated her like she was an adult and she though of herself that way. Very sad.

  25. Lem says:

    Also, why do so many whackjobs walk around claiming Christian

  26. Kelly says:

    @Nymeria, LOL. Those MMMMM-HMMMMMMs are the loudest conversational “minimal encouragers” I’ve ever heard.

    Re: “Dr. Gabriel Chiu’s” “test” of putting your palms in front of your face and squeezing, that’s a huge load of horsesh!t. I used to have double D’s (had a breast reduction because I found huge boobs to be an absolute curse), and I know damn well that if you do that, real boobs will rise. In fact, now I have small boobs, and I just did it. It flexes the muscle, for god’s sake. Remember “We must, we must, we must increase our busts”? That’s the same exercise.

    Edited to add: It’s absolutely unbelievable that this nobody’s breasts are making national news. Score one for their PR person.

  27. G. says:

    I’m two years older than her, yet she looks 20+ years older than me. I’m so creeped out by all of this.

  28. CooCooCatchoo says:

    PSS – I listened to a psychologist discussing this couple (I think it was on Nightline, not sure). She mentioned that, at Courtney’s age, the frontal brain lobe is still developing. That’s the decision- making/good judgement area of the brain. That’s why so many young people make risky, life threatening decisions. Literally, their brain is still growing up. So that’s her excuse – what’s her parent’s excuse LOL?!?

  29. Alice says:

    I don’t believe they’re real. They can pay a doctor to say they’re real. Please stop covering stories about these two. The more attention they get, the more they’re encouraged.

  30. Tac says:

    I’ve had a few friends as skinny as her with big breasts. One was way larger & it was/is all natural. She was called “tits on a stick” even. Some people are blessed. *shrug*

    Some people are just pretty “fast” for their age too. Too many of these kids are hyper-sexualized. Too many parents are trying to be friends or have completely checked out…that’s a subject I could go on & on regarding though. Smh

  31. Laura says:

    Yeah right, they just got some doctor to weigh in on it so he could get some publicity off this mess as well. This is all some stupid publicity stunt so they can get their 15 minutes and a reality show.

  32. The Truth Fairy says:

    In the last photo of her wearing the red bikini, YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF THE IMPLANTS!!

    PS Her voice is frightening. It’s like a character out of Dr. Seuss. In fact, maybe it was Dr. Seuss who examined her to see if she has implants!!! Makes sense.

  33. Original Tiffany says:

    I don’t buy it. Especially in that last picture. Even with large breasts, you don’t get a round globe in the top quadrant of the breast. Even with a push up, which in many of these, she doesn’t even have a bra on. Skinny girls can have big boobs, but they don’t look like porn boobs.
    Porn everything. She is 3 years older than my daughter. Blech.

  34. CooCooCatchoo says:

    PSSS: I find it interesting that so many of his Hollywood friends and associates have cut his out of their lives since this story broke. Who knew Hollywood had any sort of moral compass? Doug, when your friends, family and business associates break off contact with you because of your relationship with a 16 year old, maybe theyre onto something. I’m sure pediphiles have a million justifications for doing what they do. Many believe that they are actually in love with their young victims. I think that he probably thinks there’s nothing wrong with what he’s doing and that it’s the rest of society that is actually wrong.

  35. Emily says:

    I’m Christian myself but I made the decision that having sex before marriage is less of a mistake then getting married so you can have sex. I think her parents were much more worried about their daughter having premarital sex that they just married her off

  36. AngelMay says:

    Her cheesy poses and pouting remind me of Blake Lively. Nothing on this girl is real. Even her abs are painted on, you can tell because the rest of her body isn’t toned.

  37. Liz says:

    OMG – her MOM looks YOUNGER than her in that pic!!!!!!!!! How sick is that!?

  38. Quest says:

    16 and real boobs my ass, her mom looks the same age as her. Doubt that her boobs are real, it doesn’t take a PHD to tell when something is fake…and Courteney is as fake as they come

  39. LIVEALOT says:

    agree @ ANNA

    my sis has BIGGER boobs and is her size. (((shakes fist))))) 🙁 i swear genetics are like the freakin lottery.

  40. Victoria says:

    FAKE FAKE FAKE.. them thar boob are fake and anyone with functional eyes can see it.. is her 15 minutes over yet cuz I dont have all ‘second’..

  41. Fran says:

    She’s SO on coke in that video! Disgusting.

  42. Jackson says:

    Beyond the ick factor of these two being together and her odd looks, who even cares if her breasts are real? She is a no-talent nobody who married a man with, at best, marginal name recognition. Let them just go away now and make babies and live happily ever after. Or whatever. In anonymity.

  43. Barker says:

    What does it matter because Doug married her for her brains and winning personality. LOL

  44. Hollowdoll says:

    I wish my gym had wrinkled satin sheets on the wall.

  45. Me says:

    Wow, she’s hard to look at. And she looks like a mix between a 45 year old cougar and a shiz-tzu.

  46. Kelly says:

    @Jackson: She’s too self-absorbed to have a baby. She can’t even deal with the Yorkie – the way she was “petting” the poor thing before chucking it back at her husband-father…

  47. Chicken'sMom says:

    WHO THE F**K SHOULD CARE????? OMG!!!!!

  48. lucy2 says:

    This is a PR stunt, a one sided one. All this grotesque person wants is instant fame. He is either clueless or just enjoying the ride (haha).
    I find it hilarious that her parents keep shrieking “She’s a Christian! She was a virgin!” as if desperately trying to prove she’s not what she appears to be selling herself as. GMAB.

  49. Katija says:

    Oh please, like they’re aren’t crooked doctors out there who will do shady stuff for $$$ and attention. Next you’ll tell me that the Octomom doctor did nothing wrong and that Michael Jackson’s go-to doc was just helping him take a nap.

  50. Isa says:

    Wasn’t there pictures of her back in some old beauty pagent where she had obviously smaller breasts?

    Then again, since she’s “16” she would still be developing.

  51. Thea says:

    And apparently the Dr got his degree online, where they also bought her birth certificate, while prowling for sugar daddies. Give me a break. Bitch aint 16, and she has nothing on her thats real, except for the stupidity running rampant in her mind and the lies spewing forth from her lips. Gag. I hate her already.

  52. BrandyMc says:

    I do not believe she is 16….I saw her on some talk show and she does not look 16, she looks older then I do and I am 30.

  53. anodyzer says:

    check her teeth. that girl is 35 if she’s a day.

    her breasts may be 16 years old, however. We would have to check the manufacturer’s date on them.

  54. Wif says:

    Okay, my roommate in university had boobs/figure that were in the same proportion as this girl. Of course, she felt miserable having a porn figure (she actually is a devout Christian, and wanted a guy to fall in love with her for who she was) and spent all her time wearing oversized sweatshirts until she could get a breast reduction. So, these boobs are possible.

    Ultimately, the boobs are not the issue, it is how hypersexualized this young girl is.

  55. Deb says:

    I don’t care what this “doctor” says, those boobs are fake, along with many other parts of her. One need only look at older pics of her that can be found online with minimal effort. She looked like a normal teen before she did all that crap to herself.

  56. Swan Hakka says:

    OK, it’s becoming clear that this is some kind of publicity stunt. There is no way this woman is 16 years old and there’s likewise no way any “Christian woman” would volunteer to have her boobs examined to “prove they’re real”. The whole thing reeks of phoniness. Not buying it.

  57. Original Bee says:

    Her breasts are organic? What is she a free range chicken? Is she also guaranteed to be absent all chemicals and processed foods?

  58. Lizzard says:

    Judging by the different photos, I’d have to say they are fake. IN the black dress and sort of in the pink bathing suit they look more natural and all the other pictures look absurdly fake…

    I’ve had big boobs my entire life, I jumped straight into a B cup in 7th grade and was a C/D when I graduated 8th grade and was wearing a larger size then my mom. Everyone used to make fun of me saying I was stuffing my bra, but I come from a long line of Swedish large breasted women…

    I now am a natural H cup and am 30 years old… I don’t believe this girl gained that much in her boobs in such a short amount of time…

    This girl looks older than I do and her cup size looks about the same as well. I hate speaking negatively about children, if she is one, but I don’t think she is and I think that’s why so many people are bad mouthing her. She’s clearly looking for fame and her parents, if she really is 16, should be examined for allowing this to happen to her…

  59. ashley says:

    Has to be a PR stunt. And I’m more willing to believe the mom is 16 than this bitch. Not true, don’t care who confirms it in their town. THERE IS NO WAY

  60. CooCooCatchoo says:

    @ Original Bee LOLZ! Did Doug pick her up along with his soy milk at Whole Foods?!?
    Maybe the doctor meant to say “orgasmic” instead of organic. But, hey – saline is organic, right? Maybe they’re made of sea salt and Evian!

  61. Cherry Rose says:

    Sorry, but those are fake. They’re obviously bolt-ons, and like they say, the harder they try to prove something, the more likely it’s not true.

  62. Firecracker says:

    It won’t be a shocker when she tells the world that she’s not really 16, that her real age is 36.

  63. It is ME! says:

    Why does this “16 year old girl” remind me of some chick off of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? She is about as “16” and as “real” as Bristol Palin’s face. Hell, this “16 year old” looks even older than Bristol.

    I am looking into the actual 16 year old face of my stepdaughter. This cray-cray-in-the-hay-hay woman looks like the CryptKeeper compared to her!

  64. Nicole says:

    There is a clear change in size between the last 2 bikini pics. In the purple bikini, she looks natural. Maybe a B cup? But when you scroll down to the red bikini pic just below, there is a VERY obvious difference in size!! No swimsuit or push-up bra can produce that overly-inflated effect. Notice that her breasts in the purple picture sit further apart and appear to have less volume? Yeah.

    Side note: This chick… (I refuse to say girl, she’s not young enough. Woman or lady sounds too refined for the likes of her.) I think she has very likely been groomed from a very young age to style herself like a porn star and act older than her years. If she was in pageants before, it becomes a lot more conceivable that her parents (or mother) groomed her for this kind of grandstanding.

  65. hatsumomo says:

    Declared by the same means as the doctor who agreed Roxie Hart was pregnant.

  66. mags says:

    why do they make such a big deal about her being a virgin? it’s pretty easy to be a virgin bride at 16! heck, I was still a virgin at 16. LOL

  67. Lila says:

    @Samigirl – Lol, too funny. I never considered it in perspective!

  68. gg says:

    Dear Courtney- nobody ever cared. This is just a thinly veiled attempt at some publicity. And if they were real she’d show a photo of herself relaxed and lying down with her boobs sliding into her armpits. That’ll never happen.

    As Shakespeare said: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  69. Anoni Mus says:

    This whole mess is absolutely revolting.

    I really don’t care if her breasts are real or not. I’m still stuck on the fact that a)she’s supposed to be sixteen and b)her parents are a-ok with this whole situation and pushed her into that situation knowingly.

    The damage to this girl is terrible, and probably irreversible.

  70. PrettyLights says:

    If they were real she wouldn’t be trying so hard to prove it. Just looking at the bikini pics kinda proves it – first they fit her frame and were natural looking, then all of a sudden they’re porn-star basketball boobs. Not saying that it’s not possible, but come on. Give a Hollywood Dr. enough money and they’ll say Pam Anderson’s are real.

  71. Miss Kitty says:

    As a person with breast implants myself, I can assure you 100% that this girl’s breast are fake. She opted for the in-front-of-the muscle, porn-star type of surgery. She should have gotten the smarter option (as I did after doing much research on the topic) off getting the implant put in behind the pec muscle. That way the implant pushes out your natural breast tissue and doesn’t look like half a grapefruit shoved under skin. That last pic in the red bikini is a dead giveaway.

  72. hateonit. says:

    @mags i dont believe anyone is in shock about being a virgin at 16. they just dont believe SHE has been a virgin since she was really 16. (shes like 35) those arent her real boobs. the end.

  73. Mika says:

    The doctor lied. Straight up.

  74. Zelda says:

    I love that they went to a doctor. As though anyone cared. They think they are way more important than they are.

  75. Cindy says:

    The bizarre pornbot faces disturb me more than anything else. Something is not right with her.

  76. suggabugga says:

    this story must come from the same source as the botoxing mother. it stinks to high heavens. this chix is so buttugly that it actually hurts to look at her.

  77. seal team 6 says:

    FAKE.

    Look at the purple bikini photo: very natural looking, and she has already developed a womanly body. Red bikini photo: what I call “pronplants.” UGH.

    The kid is also on drugs or a bit off or something. All very strange. I feel sorry for her, no matter how flaky and annoying is she. Sixteen-year-old girls are often flaky and annoying.

    And, little women can have big, natural breasts (Dolly Parton, for example), but little women do not suddenly SPROUT them after developing, nor do they look like “bolt-ons.”

    Also, what kind of parents do this to a daughter? Trying to make her look like a pron actress???

  78. venny says:

    No way those things are real. Look at the last picture: if they’re that big and real, there wouldn’t be any space between them!

  79. Very Telling says:

    People she is 16. A girl on another site posted a pic of them in elementary school when they were 10 from 2005.I DK about the breasts being real and she has had something done to her face. As I said before I think she is”mentally challenged” from her tv interviews.

  80. Kelly says:

    Just watched the ABC News video again (yes, I am killing time on a Friday afternoon) and a few things really stuck out. I know that we should stop gawking at this, but this is one of the best, most horrifying pop culture moments to come along in a while (besides the Jersey Shore).
    – The stripper-bridal gown with the garter
    – I believe that her teeth are “RILL” – they are a little crooked!
    – What is with the skin under her chin? Seriously – it’s weird, like the beginning of a middle-aged chicken-neck. And the really peculiar way she holds her mouth – she kind of bares her lower teeth. Maybe that accounts for the weird neck-skin. I just tried it, and that seems a likely explanation.

  81. the original bellaluna says:

    So, are they filled with those seed-thingies; you know, like those pillows they’re shilling on infomercials now? Because I believe those are also “organic.” 😉

  82. Amanda G says:

    I think whether her body is “real” or not should be the least of our worries. I’m more concerned about her obvious drug/alcohol addiction and mental state. To add to that, 16 year old KIDS should not be allowed to get married in any state…even with parents permission. Sick!

  83. i.want.shoes says:

    I actually pity this girl.

    It’s obvious her parents’ primary interest is not to protect her and at only “16”, she has a majorly flawed/screwed up view of sex and sexuality. This is only going to get uglier over the years.

  84. fizXgirl314 says:

    Who cares if her boobs are real or not? This chick’s got bigger problems!

  85. Anguishedcorn says:

    As if her boobs were the real issue here…

  86. PrettyLights says:

    I had to post again because you know what I think annoys me the most about this whole thing? That she thinks she’s SO PERFECT that every woman is jealous of her, every man wants her, and every one just has to know whether or not they are real because they are just so amazing! In her mind she’s so important that people care about this. It’s so sad that she seems to base everything on how she looks. The overdone 80’s hair, the pound of shimmery WNW makeup (frosted lipstick? for real?), the outfits that emphasize her figure and even the faces she makes and the way she aligns her body. It must be tiring to constantly think about how you look and nothing else.

  87. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Any one else see a resemblance between the mother and coombs – put a wig on him and some make up and he would look just like her.

  88. Elle says:

    I think child protective services needs to give this girl’s family a visit.

  89. Heather says:

    Her face scares me bad!!!!

  90. Quinn says:

    I am pretty sure the picture of her in the red bikini could quell ANY potential argument that those breasts are real. Not only are they fake, they are two sizes too large for her frame.

  91. Miss Diagnosed says:

    So my 9 year old niece asked me who this was and I told her it was some chick claiming to be 16 and she said, “IMPOSTER!” “There’s no way she’s 16, and oh yeah, her boobs are totally fake.” She’s one smart kid!

  92. Callumna says:

    I don’t know who she is and wouldn’t care if they’re real or not, but those are not real.

    You can see the outline of the implants under the skin in the shot with the blue shirt. Plain as day.

    Why she’s lying, I don’t know, but many celebrities get caught fibbing blatantly. Gene Simmons said he didn’t cheat on his ladyfriend until a sex tape came out and many claim to not do drugs. PR stunt?

  93. MB says:

    Im not really sure why people are questioning whether or not the whole marriage is a publicity stunt.

    OF COURSE IT IS.

    The proof? The wedding of a D-List (and im being generous) actor and some no-name weirdo made the news. Its not like this guy was being papped and they stumbled across this freakshow taking place – they went to the media and announced it! They had their websites primed for it and official photographs popped up all over the place. This was so obviously orchestrated to revive his career and to pimp out hers. In some weird f*#ed up way they totally succeeded.

  94. Mouse says:

    Not sure who’s creepier, him or her.

  95. Jag says:

    1. I do not care about this girl. So whether her breasts are fake or not, I still don’t care.

    2. If she’s really 16 and looks like that now, how old is she going to look at 30 or 40? Unreal.

    3. As y’all have said, this is being shoved down the throats of people, so definitely seems like a PR or reality show thing. See #1.

  96. Seal Team 6 says:

    Courtney is 16.

    And, I’ll repeat what I said in another thread: it should be illegal for people under 18 to marry anyone more than five years older than the teenager. If it’s RAPE without a marriage certificate, then how the hell does having a marriage certificate make it morally NOT RAPE.

    Plus, you get the whole selling your daughter to cover a bad business deal, etc., just like in the good old days.

  97. Anne de Vries says:

    only in America can you find people behaving like that, looking like washed up porn stars at 16, and claiming to be good Christians.

  98. MarenGermany says:

    She is on effing coke in that vid we all love so much.

    It´s funny how people love to declare themselves as “good Christians” to gain respect that they dont deserve.

    The most crucial and vile things have been commited in the name of God.
    Just sayin.

  99. DethHammer says:

    I’ll say it again, she is the oldest looking 16 year old I have ever seen. What is she going to look like when she’s 25?? *shudders*

    I really hope she gets counseling (and perhaps legally emancipated from her equally crazy parents and pedo husband)

  100. Seal Team 6 says:

    #Deth

    She IS legally emancipated, since she’s legally married. In most (all by now?) states, that means she can sign a contract, buy porn, and some other things. She cannot vote nor drink.

  101. sarah says:

    Oh, good, I can sleep now. I was really worried about this innocent 16 year old child having silicone breasts. The fact that she’s married to a pedophile doesn’t concern me now that I know she was born with what attracted him.

    The faces she makes for the camera are truly bad enough to make me feel embarrassed for her. This child trying to squirm around like her idea of what a sexy woman would act like is just beyond words.

    When they did that interview it was all so strange, with the squirming and the dog petting. I really feel sorry for this girl, although it’s apparent that she and her parents fished for it.

  102. Dominique says:

    I would like to see her without makeup making a normal face

  103. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @madpoe, “the myth I heard, if there is existing defect in the silicone there’d be ruptures.”

    Don’t know about silicone gel implants, but my Sis-in-law has implants (silicone envelope, saline filled) and has been scuba diving no problem.

    @coocoocahoo, “With Courtney’s Pam Anderson looks, her parents could have made a deal with rich Saudi prince”

    if I ever have a daughter, and decide to whore her out, I know who’s going to be her “agent.” LOL

  104. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @seal team 6, didn’t dolly Parton admit to having implants?

  105. Rita says:

    @MorticiansDIB

    Yes, Dolly never hid the fact that she had implants. On Dolly, there is no place to hide anything.

    By the way, the doctor who certified Stodden’s boobs as real also certified her IQ…she got a perfect 10.

  106. Cherry Rose says:

    @MorticiansDoItDeader – (I’m actually going to school to be a mortician, well, more specifically an embalmer. Nice to see another person with the same career choice.)

    From what I knew, Dolly was already busty, but decided to go bigger, then got those implants taken out.

    And at least Dolly Parton is actually talented. The only thing Courtney is going to be talented at is being a porn star. Sad to say.

  107. skeptical says:

    having a real hard time believing she’s really 16.
    the fake boobs matter less to me.. this chick seriously 16? nope.. I don’t believe it. If Obama had to show his birth cert, then so does this chick.
    Nope don’t believe it. If this chick’s 16 then someone else gets the Curious Case crown.

  108. Reina says:

    As the proud owner of some real natural D’s, I can now safely say that if I press my palms together in front of my face my boobs rise. Probably due to the fact that it flexes your pectoral muscles. That’s the dumbest test I’ve ever heard of.

  109. Drapper says:

    If you’re truly christian you dont even need to declare it. People will see

  110. Shannon says:

    @Drapper that’s so true. Condescending hypocrites always claim to be Christians too.

  111. Hakura says:

    @Celebitchy“I’m starting to consider the possibility that this is a publicity stunt… It’s a much nicer alternative than the reality they’re trying to sell.”

    Agreed =/ Perhaps if this whole disgusting spectacle is a publicity stunt, then this girl isn’t really a 16yr old. Maybe she is, but we can hope not, at least. Who wants to bet that she was inspired to do this ‘doctor proving they’re real’-thing by KK’s ass-xray?

    KK actually had a very large bust as a young teenager. I can’t speak as to alterations since then, but at least *originally* her chest was already large. But her ass, while curvy back then, didn’t defy gravity like a balcony, so obviously she’s done something there.

  112. Rainbow says:

    I think it’s a publicity stunt
    or girl’s parents see it as pushing their poor girl to become a Famous Star, and old man actor is a start for it. What else could they? send pictures of their daughter to all celebs and ask if they want marry her? Sure, maeby some would like spend time with her, but those who are on top famous, are not stupid and as wife they would like to have somebody as smart as them are. So maeby parents are using this pervert, to get their girl to become celeb.

    But the real victim is this poor girl. At 16 she should do the teenagers stuff. Study, bee with friends, travel when gets to 18. She should not be in bed with 51y.

  113. Melancholy says:

    Why does she think we care what her norgs are made of? If she wants to know what I care about, I feel strongly that I don’t like looking at her or thinking about her. Can she help me out with that by going away right now and taking her clammy-looking grandpa with her?

    Why does she keep tipping her head back like that? You know they do make braces for your neck and spine, like in Romy and Michelle. Maybe that would fix her up.

  114. Rainbow says:

    Maeby parents thought that their girl, after beeing so wrongly rased by idiots Them, and confused about life and priorities with those pagents, (and becose her older look maeby she got mixed with drugusing) so they thought that for her the best thing is to mary this person. 1.she would have sex and could end up pregnant out of wedluck anyways. 2.maeby that pervert did seduce her to be her firsth (ofcourse before wedding)
    3. they doubted a girl could become a lawyer or doctor, so she would not be able to earn a lot, and as dumb parents as they are they must wish succes and rich life for their daughter 4.they don’t want her to be with him forever, just as long as she starts her career in showbis

    I feal for this poor girl. The parents must be crazy. Didn’t race her wright, and then didn’t have faith in her, made her mary. She could grow out her teenage stupidity and get education. I hope, she still will

  115. Rainbow says:

    I do like this girl, shes still a child, and how she behaves is all her parents fault, I wish her happynes.

  116. faye says:

    I thought you had to be pretty to be a bombshell.

  117. Lushus L. says:

    @Me, I’m sure you didn’t mean to insult Shih Tzus but you did! Comparing that weird person to a Shih-Tzu is blasphemy!

  118. neema says:

    Dude looks like a motherf’ing zombie.

  119. Tara says:

    absolutely freaking disgusting in every way. This mom makes Kris Kardashian look like an over-protective soccer mom!

  120. Original Bee says:

    @CooCooCatchoo I know right!! That organic comment was just so odd. Orgasmic would have made more sense.

  121. Sara says:

    can’t be real. it’s too separate.

  122. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Rita, I thought for sure dolly owned up to those being implants and you’re right, the “surgeon” who examined Courtney must be off his damn rocker.

    @cherryrose, awesome! Here in NJ we’re licensed funeral directors/embalmers. I’ve been in the business 13 years (since I was 18). Although, the past 3 years I’ve primarily been embalming and doing restorative art; because the work can be done at night, and I can be with my kids all
    day (or go to my husband’s shop and help him
    with his business). Good luck!

    As for Dolly, you’re right. She’s sweet and talented and I like that fact that she SAID she wasn’t au natural. Unlike this twit who “hired” a doctor to say her breasts were real.

  123. Lady D says:

    *Shakes head incredulously at stupidity of American TV watchers*
    If I may amend that somewhat Jaded, I would remove the word American. It’s pretty much a world-wide epidemic.

  124. Lady D says:

    Original Bee, fricken hilarious.

  125. seal team 6 says:

    I just checked re: Dolly Parton, because her breasts were huge decades ago.

    Anyway, they were natural, but then when she lost a huge amount of weight in the mid 80’s, her breasts got quite a bit smaller. She then got her breasts augmented back to her “signature” size. She owned up to this in 2002.

    Or so the Google and the Wiki say!

  126. echolocate says:

    To be honest, her breasts were the least of my worries, although they’re a marker of some other disturbing change…in the picture with the clown, she holds her mouth more naturally and is believable as a teenager. Same thing is true in the pink bikini photo.

    In the other photos and the video, however, she seems to be gurning, moving her jaw from side to side. Her eyelids are also at half-mast. She seems like she’s on a combo of stuff…meth, E, alcohol? Doug has a history of using, by his own admission.

    I know these two and her parents want notoriety, but this isn’t really fun, kitschy trashiness, like Paris (whom I disliked, but at least appeared to be enjoying herself). This is just some depressing teen trafficking shit. Is anyone out there missing a kid who disappeared and would be around 16 now? The parents here are giving Casey Anthony a run for her money. Ugh.

  127. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @sealteam6, I can see why dolly would do that. After losing weight she probably lost a significant amount of volume in her breasts, so she plumped them back up with implants. Regarless, i agree with your original point. I’m thin and busty, but definitely don’t have that severe roundness going on when I push the girls up.

  128. Forget the boobs-Where the HELL are her parents!!

  129. the original bellaluna says:

    HorsePoorHanna – Her parents are the real boobs, for allowing this mess to take place.

    Sometimes, fame ain’t worth it.

  130. Scout says:

    Did anyone who watched that interview think she looked and acted TOTALLY stoned or high or something? I sort of scanned the posts but don’t have time to read them all – there are soooo many! Just curious…and besides enhanced breasts, those lips are surely not natural either! This whole story is so gross and creepy…can’t end well.

  131. Gabor says:

    @ Scout:

    Her lips could be real, but the facial expressions she makes, makes it look as if she went to enhance them. This girl’s facial structure makes her look older than she is. And the fake tan and weave isn’t making it any better. If she used less and natural make-up (with no fake tan), had her hair tied up and wore normal shorts and a t-shirt, she’d look her age. I also feel the need to give her an exfoliation on the face to get that bucket of foundation off. Looking at how much make-up she’s wearing is making my own skin itch. Alas, she is who she is. Who am I to judge. I just hope she realizes that she looks more like a washed out Real Desperate Housewife than an actual celebrity in the making.

  132. DethHammer says:

    @MorticiansDoItDeader

    OMG I’m in NJ too! I’m interested in studying Mortuary Science. Any good schools you can point me towards?

  133. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @dethhammer, where in NJ? I went to Mercer County College (the west Windsor campus) right outside of Trenton. I wanted to attend a 4 year university, but Mercer has the only mortuary program in NJ. After I graduated, most of my credits transfered to a 4 year University and I was also able to obtain a BS in Biology. If you want to talk to someone, Robert Smith is the head of the program at Mercer, and I’d be more than happy to advise you if need be 🙂

  134. KellyBelly says:

    FYI, this doctor is NOT a board certified plastic surgeon. Not only is he a DO, not an MD but he did not train at as a plastic surgeon. He went to some hokey osteopathic plastic surgery training program. He’s a lightweight….

  135. DethHammer says:

    I’m in Middlesex County, and Mercer isn’t far from me at all. I already have an Associate Degree, so I wonder if I can then just take the mortuary classes at Mercer? I also want to complete a BS in Bio (and maybe minor in Art; I’m already an artist but I don’t get paid for it, it’s just one of my passions LOL)

    I put my email in my name. If you hover your mouse over my name, you should be able to click on my name and email me. 🙂

  136. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @dethhammer, I sent you an email 🙂

  137. april says:

    Everything about her is an anomaly.

  138. DethHammer says:

    @MorticiansDoItDeader, Thank you so much! I shall read it now. My comp has been acting wonky (I think it’s because I’m on LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter page and my comp is trying to mutiny)

  139. DethHammer says:

    @MorticiansDoItDeader I didn’t receive it 🙁 My email is the same as my name on here but with only ONE H @ gmail.

  140. Hakura says:

    @Sarah – It looked like there was someone backstage ‘coaching’ her to make (low-budget) ‘porn’ faces the whole time. She’s like a little girl who got into mommy’s closet, trying to be an adult… She may have the body of an adult, but she’s still mentally/emotionally a kid.
    ——
    @RitaEveryone involved in this mess must be off their damn rocker.
    ——
    @eChocolate – Her face does look so much softer & more natural in the pink bikini picture… & her breasts are even a smaller, more believable size there, too. I agree that she looks totally high (&/or drunk). If she were, it would certainly explain how the hell this gross perv & her so called ‘parents’ got her to the altar in the first place.
    ——
    @DethHammer“….(and maybe minor in Art; I’m already an artist but I don’t get paid for it, it’s just one of my passions LOL)…..My comp has been acting wonky (I think it’s because I’m on LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter page and my comp is trying to mutiny) “

    If I were the comp, I’d be trying to commit suicide. xD Just out of curiosity, what sort of art do you do? =)

  141. DethHammer says:

    @Hakura I mostly do graphic art on the comp but I want to go back to painting and learn how to airbrush (like HR Giger but I’m not nearly as talented as he is LOL) and I plan to rework some of the small sculptures I made when I was younger and do some more sculptures. I’ve taken art classes in college but it’s always been just one of my passions. I’ve also been recently sketching costumes designs and I’m trying to sketch out a design for syringe glasses.

    It’s my firm belief that EVERYONE can do art. You’re a makeup artist and hair stylist, right? That’s art, baby 🙂

  142. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I saw a clip of her and her “husband” on the soup and she looked … I dunno … on something … maybe cocaine? She was making the weirdest faces, somewhere between her having a stroke and having an orgasm with a pinch crazy. It was genuinely disturbing … like … I felt violated by her face and eyes. She actually managed to be creepier then her husband and if those two aren’t serial killers then I’m the queen of england …

  143. Hakura says:

    @DethHammer“It’s my firm belief that EVERYONE can do art. You’re a makeup artist and hair stylist, right? That’s art, baby 🙂

    I so wish I had talent with natural media, especially sculpting/carving. I always did horribly in those classes.

    I can draw fairly well (though I wouldn’t think to compare myself with a pro), & do enjoy playing around with computer art programs. (drawing & coloring on the computer with a tablet). With drawing, I lean more towards liking animation styles. =) But I’ve had fun working on concepts for tattoos as well. (I love the symbolism you can sneak into them).

    But yeah! I’m really working on my makeup artist abilities =) I’ve always enjoyed doing my own & trying dramatic styles. It’s definitely something I’d like to try out in some professional setting. =) I wish my talent extended to hair, but it just doesn’t come to me as well. (Though I think an inexperienced blind person could do a better job on Lindsay’s hair than she has. Be pretty hard to do *worse*..) xD

  144. fatcat says:

    fake or real does not matter!!!! If she is REALLY 16, it is the most horrible story I’ve ever heard!!

    I really hope that she is some 30-something fame hore that wants to be still a teenager, because otherwise it’s really sick….. :S

  145. VeneficaDelirium says:

    The lady doth protest much.

    I feel like I need a shot after looking at this chick. I would like her body, but I’ll keep my skin and my face. She makes Nicole Sullivan faces, which is fine on Nicole Sullivan because she’s a comedienne. This chick on the other hand believes that she looks hot.

    Future Real Housewife of Bumfck Egypt.

  146. nevada says:

    oh please..real or fake her body is BANGING! stop chewing on those burgers American n tone down the jealousy, she isnt bright at all by the looks of it so take solace in that/// she’s got the iconic type body n look that just a complete TURN ON for any str8 guy -> that you cant argue