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In a short while, Bedhead is going to be covering Katy Perry’s Smurf-ensemble at the NYC premiere of The Smurfs. Right now I just want to talk about Sofia Vergara, and whether it’s possible for a Smurf to get an erection. I mean, it really looks like Sofia is molesting this poor red carpet Smurf, and the poor Smurf’s tight white pants are getting even tighter. Sofia is such is a Smurf-tease. What was she supposed to do, though? He’s her costar!! She had to pose with him, lest the rumor mill start: “I heard that Sofia had an affair with that Smurf and it ended badly… I think he took out a restraining order against her tatas.” Of course, it’s so inappropriate for the Smurf to show up on a formal premiere carpet without a shirt. Who does he think he is, Colin Farrell?!?
Sofia’s dress is Missoni, by the way. I like that Sofia almost always does bright colors and jewel tones, but there’s something about the tone of this gown that seems rather budget to me. I’m sure it would be different if I could see the detailing up-close (perhaps via some kind of motorboat situation), but the dress looks super-cheap, right? Plus, it would have been awesome to see her in “Smurf blue” or something.
Oooh, Alan Cumming!!! I love him. He and Sofia would make a lovely couple, right?
Here are more pics of Sofia molesting that poor Smurf:
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Sofia Vergara
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I don’t think it looks THAT cheap – it’s not great, but it’s not that bad. I too like that she wears all different colors.
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I think papa smurf got a million year old boner. Love the dress on Sofia
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I don’t think those Smurfs are complaining…
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I’m generally not a fan of purple tones but the dress isn’t that bad. Would have liked to see different earrings and less bracelet action but pretty good other than that.
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I love this dress! She looks fab and that smurf should go to the clink for public indecency!
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Gorgeous!
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I don’t think it’s the color that makes it look cheap, it’s the material and detailing. I’m pretty sure I saw this exact dress in pink at the county fair last year…and it didn’t win a ribbon. Seriously.
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I don’t think it looks that cheap. And I really love the combination of the turquoise jewelery – unusual and interesting.
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I agree about the colour, but lovely Sofia will always be the good kind of trashy. MAMA LIKE
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lmao “molest” was right! But i don’t think there’ll be a smurfin’ lawsuit. the color of her gown works nicely with her. pix are too funny tho!
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Only a gal with Sofia’s personality and exurberance could make that purple dress look great. I agree with lucy2, I like it when woman work the full color spectrum.
PS I would have a much better chance with Alan. Although she looks like a lot of fun.
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Sorry, I forgot to spell check. I’m slipping.
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I am pretty sure Alan Cumming likes the peen but I am sure even he has to love her boobs lol
The color is a bit washed out maybe thats why its doesnt come off very well like a watercolor or something
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Hmmm, in a Smurf costume, is the eye-hole slot at the mouth? Lots of fun for Papa Smurf!
She seems pretty, and self-deprecating, isn’t she the one who was blonde naturally and went brunette for work?
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trashy? Nooo; it’s fantastic!
the color makes it look less cheap, IMO, not the other way around.
In a god awful nude or tan that everyone is wearing lately, it would look tranny or prom dress like, or ms. universe pageant.
but the purple is rockin’ on her.
AND, the jewelry/bracelets/earrings she is wearing are such a great idea….they bring a little bohemian edge to the dress-which I would not have thought possible. It makes you go ‘huh’?
like you cannot quite figure out where the outfit is going, but the confusion is a good thing in this case.
It works. love it. she is beautiful.
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I like the dress! But, I’m Mexicana…LOL!! She’s awesome!
But,eww why does Papa Smurf have a buldge??
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I like her. Vergara, btw, is from Baranquilla, Colombia, where the temperatures in summer can reach 100 degrees with 99% humidity. She brings her hometown’s sticky hotness everywhere she goes.
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I was not her fan for a long time. But, credit must be given where credit is due. She has risen to a new level.
Good for her, she looks hot in her her
dress and choice of accessories.
Good job, Sofia!
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I like the dress! And the bangles look great.
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Oh how I would love to be that smurf
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She is a fun gal and sexy plus she is high on my list after she dissed katherine heigl.
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Wow. Now even Smurfs are being sexual.
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Not that great.
Her face reminds me of Rachel Ray’s.
But I’m a woman, so my opinion bears no authority.
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