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You know what I love? I love getting requests from people who feel they need MORE coverage of Liz Hurley and her cat-faced gentlemen walker/former sleazy horndog Shane Warne. I already promised that I would write about them whenever we got new photos, but it’s just not enough for some devoted members of the Liz ‘n Shane Fan Club. I love them too, so I can’t complain. They’re so awesome, in a completely wrong, kitschy and cheesy way. I love that Liz is trying to remake a bloated womanizer into a plucked, sucked and tucked metrosexual who wears his new, dapper clothes with a whiff of homoeroticism. I love that Liz appears to have remade her lover into a “walker” (a gay dude who escorts famous older ladies to events). Just for fun, here’s what Shane looked like before Liz got her hands on him:
And here he is yesterday:
In these new photos of Shane, he’s seeing entering and leaving Liz’s house. Why no Liz? Because she simply asked her walker to house-sit for her while she was out of town. Ha! But if she’s out of town, why didn’t she take her cat-faced lover with her? Because she’s sick of his Botoxed face, according to reports:
WHEN “bloke’s bloke” Shane Warne became a well-groomed metrosexual, many fans blamed girlfriend Liz Hurley for the sudden change of image. But it seems Aussie cricket star Shane’s new-found passion for botox, moisturisers and juice diets is all his own doing – and stunning Liz is getting fed-up with it.
Model and actress Liz, 46, has told friends how he pesters her for beauty tips and she fears his dalliance with his feminine side is out of control.
A pal revealed: “It’s not Elizabeth who has been telling him to diet and look after himself more – it’s all down to Shane. Shane’s been asking Liz about age-defying procedures like fillers and botox and she’s found it all rather bizarre. She loves the fact he’s dropped some pounds but now it’s all getting a little crazy and she’s wondering what he’s going to do next. He’s taking advice on moisturisers and skin peels and researching juicing diets.”
“Liz doesn’t want to lose the man she’s fallen in love with but all the girly chat is getting a little tiresome. Her friends are finding it all highly amusing.”
Former international spin-bowler Shane, who retired from cricket in 2008, was for years known for his manly temper, boozy nights out and stodgy diet.
But since Liz and Shane, 41, got together last year he has shed more than two stone with the help of an organic weight-loss drink and a strict training programme.
In a series of Twitter messages he revealed his devotion to healthy eating. First, he wrote: “Feel like a hot pie with copious amounts of sauce with crinkle cut chips!! What the best pie?” But minutes later he said: “NO Shane!! 78kg is target currently 82.5. Settle on a protein shake with an apple and banana – sob.”
Friends say Shane’s dramatic image change has not affected his relationship with Liz so far. The source added: “Liz is still head over heels about Shane. She just wants him to calm down a little.”
[From The Mirror]
I tend to doubt that Liz is fed up with the girl talk from Shane. My guess is that she encourages it. Doesn’t she seem like the kind of woman who simply wants to have a boyfriend who shares her interests? Liz’s interests being grooming, dieting, ‘Toxing and anything superficial.
By the way, there was a recent rumor that Liz and Shane had gotten engaged, but Liz denied it on Twitter. They won’t get married until Liz decides it’s the right time and she orders Shane to produce a ring. And he will too.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Botox, Elizabeth Hurley, Shane Warne
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Either way, he’s a wuss. Wonder what Kate Winslet and her anti-cosmetic surgery gang have to say about this…lol!
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It’s Ken!
Geez Warnie, Botox much. Aussie comedian Dave Hughes spoofed him recently. The photo was a crack up, much like Shane Warne these days.
He might have once been the ‘King of Spin’ now he’s the ‘King of Metro-sexuals’. This guy was your typical sport macho, one of the boys kind of guy. He has even given up his baked beans diet and replaced them with slim shakes. He must be whipped big time!
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“Settle on a protein shake with an apple and banana – sob.”
My gaydar’s going “bwaap bwaap bwaap!”
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OMG…Liz grew up and is getting tired of the Ken/Barbie dolls. Shane looked weird before and even stranger now.
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*eyeroll*
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Bwuahahahahaha!!
Is there any warmer and fuzzier kind of feeling than watching the cricketer who once terrorised the England batting order being sucked, plucked and metrosexualised into unrecognisability by his girlfriend? Go Liz!!
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When will Aussies learn about sunscreen??? Anyway I think he looks great in the black suit, actually. And good for him for taking out the pimpy earrings and losing some weight.
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I wish I had a man who was willing to get a makeover! It would be fun in a kid-playing-with-a-life-sized-doll sort of way.
He has cleaned up pretty nicely. I agree he looks good in the black suit.
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I am a card carrying member of the Liz n Shane fan club! I freakin’ love this couple, they make me so happy. I really hope they get married. Can you imagine the wedding? It’ll be brilliant!
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The Cat Man is so creepy! I always thought better of Elizabeth, moreso when I heard last April that her and Hugh Grant take Italian language lessons, cooking classes, and guitar lessons together. There was a cute bit about how competitive they are and she ends up with the Cricketer Cat Man?! And really, could he look any more like he bats for the other team? Seriously.
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At least his face settled a bit. It doesn’t look so…um…surprised?
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i vote NO!!! to both pictures; BUT if i HAD to do one version i think i’d pick the first one.
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He does look a bit better now. Not so much bronzer and pink lipstick. He looks fine in the suit, actually. The other outfit, not so much – the vest, the baggy pants, and one of the worst scrolldowns ever… the trainers, or whatever the hell they are!
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I’m cracking up that she took a noted womanizer and made him her b*tch!
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He looks like the guy who plays Stiffler in the American Pie franchise. I bet Nicole Kidman is crying inside that she did not go after this Aussie herself. She is probably in her Tennessee kitchen right now, computer screen up, drinking her first round of Organic Bowel Cleanse and telling Keith that he needs to take notes or else she will make his life even more difficult.
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LMAO!
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Why I think he’s actually quite pretty now! lol
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Well… he doesn’t look quite the same amount of scary as he did in the last photos but it’s still wrong looking.
I am really surprised that this crazy duo are still going strong.
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Gee, wonder who planted this story……
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ewwww….his lips are the same color as his skin. so gross.
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I prefer him when he walks behind Liz and looks super excited like a puppy.
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Lol how weird! And just because a guy cares about his looks it doesn’t make him gay. My husband is more into his looks than any guy I have been with previously but he is 100% the most manly guy I’ve ever known. He’d probably say he’s whipped but we love each other and don’t really care what outside people think. He does get a lot of looks when we go shopping because he is the only guy there! But I value his opinions and he has style so whatever. Maybe these two are the same…and besides, women are dumb on this subject. They want a man who is manly but sensitive, but not too sensitive or he’s gay. If he’s too manly he’s in denial about being gay but if he’s sensitive at all he’s still gay. Maybe this guy doesn’t feel he’s got to prove anything to anyone any longer?
And let me tell you, it IS awesome to be married to your best friend…but I’m not as girly girly as Liz. I bet she won’t go to the range with him or work on the car or anything and THAT is the key…sharing each other’s interests and if not really into it, the willingness to learn or just do it happily because you just like being with the person no matter what you’re doing. I have a husband who never leaves my side, who cannot keep his hands off me and who loves me to the point of obsession (not creepy lol) and so I don’t give a f*ck. Haters gonna hate and I just have the feeling it’s the same with these two. I wish them the best, nothing is better than being with your true love/soulmate whatever and it seems like this could be for real!
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It looks like has face has settled. He still looks weird with those blinding white teeth. But I didn’t jump or cringe at these pics
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Looks pretty good in the black suit, actually. The purple/white shoes are golf shoes; he’s not wandering around town in them, he’s on his way to or from the golf course.
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@sandrine are you by any chance Alex and Simon from rhonyc?
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His hands are creeping me out.
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I’m liking that pre-Liz picture. He’s kind of rugged and handsome and he has unique eyes. Have you looked close at his eyes? YUM!
I have a rule that has been in place since high school:
If his hair is longer than mine (which is darn long!);
If I have to arm-wrestle him for hair product;
If he uses more “enhancements” than I do;
If he takes longer to get ready than I do;
I’M JUST. NOT. THAT. INTO. HIM.
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why is he so pink?
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Refer back to my comment on the Kate Winslet post about plastic surgery in moderation. lol This guy needs to cut back on his PS Doc visits. Wowzer
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C-c-c-c-c-catmandu
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Sierra-
lol NO! My husband is not like that, nowhere near as…effeminate. He’s just a regular guy with a good sense of style. Nobody would be able to tell he likes fashion but he is a serious businessman (lol seriously) and I think it developed from the desire to be respected and taken seriously. But hey, men like to have a creative outlet too, right? And I think Simon is pretty gay…lol. Not because of his interest in fashion which is different than wanting to look good but because he’s really into it. Like seriously. My husband just helps me decide on what to buy based on how well it accentuates my assets lol! I don’t think Simon is inot his wife’s assets if ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge*
holy lol what a lot of words! Sorry for the tl;dr
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Liz denied they were engaged; Shane cried and took himself out for a mani-pedi to feel better.
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I have to agree, I love this couple. Shane looks so dang thrilled with his life now.
He is invited to the uppity events with his uppity girlfriend. Lots of money being tossed around. And I bet he isn’t having to pay for most of it.
So he walks around with that sh*t eating smile for a reason. It is as if he won the Lottery.
And if Hurley was to dump him. I bet money, there would be half dozen females in that social set, that would snapped him up!
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The only thing worse than his jacked-up face is that hideous beige sweater vest.
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He is so fug.
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hehe I rode in an elevator with these two the other day… they were hilarious. He was cracking jokes.
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