Linnocent thinks she’s just like Marilyn Monroe. She’s always been obsessed with the tragic actress, and it’s just… gross. I don’t even feel like sarcastically going through the comparisons. Marilyn was a very talented comedic and dramatic actress, adored by the world. She was truly vulnerable and sweet and kind of crazy and everybody – men and women – loved her. She appealed to many demographics, she had big romances, and she died suddenly, alone in her home at the age of 36, after a full and varied career in film. Linnocent is a crackhead who hasn’t had a real acting job in years, and very few people like her, adore her or even have a twinge of sympathy for her. She’s a narcissist, and most of the time, I only worry about the people around her who might be harmed during one of her meltdowns. So, when it came time to ask someone to write a forward to a new Marilyn Monroe book, I guess the publisher thought it would be funny to ask Linnocent. It’s just sad.
It is no secret that Lindsay Lohan has been trying to channel Marilyn Monroe for a long time — she even recreated Bert Stern’s ‘Last Sitting’ for New York magazine back in 2008. But now the young actress is actually comparing herself to the screen legend in a forward she wrote for Susan Bernard’s new book, Marilyn: Intimate Exposures.
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman.” Lindsay writes. “I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, ‘it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.”
But Lohan doesn’t stop there when it come to drawing the similarities between herself and the bombshell icon.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn,” Lindsay continues. “Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I … I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don’t. I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Just like Monroe, Lohan wants to be loved for her talent rather than her infamy.
“Heath Ledger once said to me, ‘It’s built you up to knock you down and that’s all it is,’” adds Lohan. “Marilyn said she had no foundation. But she said she was really working on it. I’ve been trying to do the same thing … I believe in myself and I’m a good actress.”
[From PopBytes]
There isn’t a BITCH PLEASE big enough for this crackhead. Truly. To not only invoke Marilyn in the same breath as herself – that’s bad enough. But to bring Heath Ledger into it? Why? Just to remind people that she KNEW Heath?
What’s scary is that this really is a glimpse into how Linnocent sees herself, and the dichotomy between Linnocent’s view of herself and the reality of how the world sees her. It’s stark. And sad.
UPDATE: Oh, and there’s this story about Linnocent and Steven Soderbergh, who refused to hire LL as a stripper on Magic Mike.
“Her people called up, begging Steven to say it wasn’t true,” says a source thisclose to SS. “He said no.”
He said no to that request because it is true, of course.
In fact, we hear that Linds was S.S.’s top pick to play the part (he thought she’d be perfect for it), but after approaching the party gal (and her peeps, too) about a potential big screen comeback role, decided that it wasn’t worth the trouble.
[From E! News]
Because who cares? I mean, it’s Linnocent. No one even cares enough to deny that she’s a mess.
Archive NY Magazine photos of Linnocent trying to be Marilyn.
She looks HIDEOUS in those pics! especially the first one, dayam that chicks face looks worse than usual in that one.
and no offense to ppl w/ freckles but hers are just grossing me out. Maybe b/c she’s always showing every inch possible of herself, but she is just GROSS!
Linnocent must know she isnt good, right? Like she’s trying to convince US. She knows she’s a joke. She has to.
How telling that the whole thing isn’t about Marilyn, the subject of the freaking book, but about herself?
She can try to associate herself with whoever, but it’s too late, everyone already sees who she is, and we’re disgusted by it.
those photos are just not sexy – they’re gross. and I’m not just saying that because I want to “knock her down” – she does a good job at that herself. just another case of narcissism and probable histrionic personality disorder. girls is too out of touch and there’s no saving her because she never needed saving, she needed guidance.
It would be blasphemy if she wasn’t so delusional.
No just no.
Just nasty…Marilyn would be turning in her grave. Let’s be HONEST Linnocent – you have hit rock bottom so fast and so hard with your polka-dot cracky ass when you can’t even land a role as a stripperrrrrrr in a film.
A severely mentally ill whore? I agree.
Pitiful
+ she seems to age a year every week.
She really needs to go back to school to learn how to write. Her little blurb was ridiculously difficult to read…let alone her twitter statements.
This chick is a delusional train wreck and her enabling pos “mother ” ……
It’s like these photos are aging at crackhead speed, too. I don’t rememebr her looking this strung out in them.
“I identify.” Um, ok. Whatever, Crackie, whatever. I think it’s astounding that a publisher wanted her anywhere near their book…..although I guess everyone wants the free pub she brings.
And just wow at how freckled she is. I’m thinking it’s exaggerated because of how the film is exposed. At least I hope so.
Ugh, that is beyond disgusting. I’m only thankful none of the shots display her crack belly.
Cosign with Liz, truly believe she is a narcissist. The mother as well. And I believe there is 0 chance either one will even get treatment.
So she managed to make a forward for a Marilyn book all about herself!
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman.” Lindsay writes.
Does she mean “subconciously” or does she mean when she is unconscious from like drinking or something?
I’d say she looks like a drag queen in these pics, but I would not want to disrespect all the drag queens out there.
She did mean to say “subconsciously,” but I don’t even think that word quite fits. What do you expect from a HS dropout?
Who okayed those pics? They’re awful. Platinum hair and a redhead’s freckly body are a really ugly mismatch. She repeats the statement so often that I must ask: Who is Lilo trying to convince that she’s “a good actress”?
This just reinforces my weird little armchair-psychology theory that Lindsay’s problems are in some related to her obsession with Marilyn Monroe. (Calling it “gross” is so, so accurate!) I can only liken it the heroin chic thing — I’m sure Lindsay thought it was oh so glamorous to play that “tragic blonde”-type character, until it wasn’t.
the picture with the yellow flowers is SO BAD. the other ones are just regular bad.
This Soderbergh rejection is pretty much the nail in her coffin, and she knows it.
Cue ‘downward spiral’ music.
These pics are pretty. As I’ve said before,Lindsay really is a beautiful and talented girl, it’s too bad she f-ucked it all up.
I don’t know, she can have the MM comparison. I will never understand why young women look up to her as an idol. She was extremely beautiful and sparkled on screen, but she also wasn’t known to be very bright and made terrible decisions resulting in her personal life being a mess. I just re read my comment and realised, Hey I guess they are alike in some ways.
Horrifying.
She looks 50 in those pics. But I feel sorry for her. She has the most self absorbed, delushional parents on the planet. She hasn’t had the best role models.
How old is Lindsey ?? 35 cause she looks beat up !! this chick swears she’s all that !! NOT
Linnocent keeps bringing up that Heath Ledger thing. I suppose she wants us to think they were besties.
BTW, on Marilyn-lets not get our lines crossed here. She was an icon of her time, yes, but as an actress she wasn’t anything truly spectacular, she mostly got by on her looks, she was the other woman on several occasions, she took drugs, she had around 13 abortions. I’m not saying she was a complete facade, but she was no angel. She was a troubled young woman.
But I agree-Lindsay is nothing more than a spoilt, ungrateful brat.
Marilyn Monroe was talented…you, my dear are not.
when this woman go away?
“Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I … I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don’t. I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Bitch please. Being a celebrity (if you can call it that) is the only reason you still get interviews with magazines and have your picture taken. And maybe you wouldn’t be remembered as someone who goes out at night and gets in trouble if you stopped calling the papparazzi on yourself, maybe tried to complete your community service and otherwise not act like a spoiled entitled delusional bitch?
God, this fool. Next thing we’ll hear is that Lindsay was actually supposed to play Marilyn Monroe in that movie with Michelle Williams.
The sad part is that the photos referenced in this post are from 2008, before Lindsay even turned 22. She’s aged drastically since then.
Both of her parents are narcissistic fame whores who have insulated their daughter from every bit of constructive criticism that might actually help her. they are her worst enemies.
If this chick really wanted to change her life, she’d stay out of the public eye, complete the community service and work on re-building her career by taking minor roles in films or tv.
In all honesty, I don’t really get the whole MM obsession in the first place–every time someone swears she’s a great actress, I just *have* to watch her in this film or that film, I watch it and am still kind of, meh. So I’m not even one of the crowd of Mariloonies who thinks she was all things fantastic. And with that said, I STILL think Linnocent’s ridiculous statements comparing herself to MM deserve a big ol’ “Bitch, pleeeeze!”
ah the delusions of a crackho….so much more original than that kartrashian wedding tho’
Ew. Girl is ROUGH. I’ve never thought she was a talented actress but she does take narcissism to new heights. Or lows. Whatever.
Lets begin, shall we.
“Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I …”
Who does she think she’s kidding? Only herself? This skank does nothing but PROVE she wants nothing else but being a ‘celebrity’. Real ‘actresses’ don’t keep breaking the law, come stumbling out of bars, and contantly call the paps to be photographed doing the most mundane and ludicrous shit. If they do get in trouble, they lay low, do what the court orders, and stay out of camera range. Not this twit. Does exactly the opposite.
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Too Late.
“(he thought she’d be perfect for it), but AFTER APPROACHING the party gal (and her PEEPS, too) about a potential big screen comeback role, decided that it wasn’t worth the trouble”.
That tells me this twit probably acted all ‘high and mighty’, her usual entitled, insolent, spoiled self and SS said, ‘f*ck it’. This bitch really does think she’s an actress of the calibur of the Jody Foster’s, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidmans, and Meryl Streeps. DELUSION is not even an accurate description at this point. As for her ‘peeps’, they ran off the Gotti producers initially. Remember the ‘Victoria’ role? She had to promise butt sex for an even lesser CAMEO role that she has already been dropped from. Sad. Maybe not.
Now that I got that off my chest, I can make a cracktini, float on my raft in OUR vat pool and go back and read all your funny and serious comments.
I was going to say, there are no words, but, there are. I LOVE Marilyn! My house is adorned with Marilyn photos, not with 16×20 photos of myself like St. Linnocent here. The fact that this b*tch has her delusional words in the foreword of a book about this beautiful, vulnerable, talented, and ultimately tragic young star is blasphemy!
Lindsay is so narcissistic and pathological. It’s one thing when other people compare you to someone, but when you consistently compare yourself to someone, and try to get others to believe that you are the “reincarnation” of that person, then, I’m sorry, you are just delusional. I’ve met many people in the psyche ward who thought they were so and so, and truly believed they were that person. That’s why they were in the f*cking psyche ward! She’s nuts. She will never have one iota of grace, talent, beauty, charm, wit, humor, or vulnerability as the late Marilyn. Get over yourself Lindsay. And just shut up, please!
@Madisyn,
do you think Linnocent is just incapable of following rules or understanding that all of her actions have consequences?
I have to wonder if it’s possible for someone to be so dense and still manage to stay alive.
Just like Marilyn, huh? What a delusional nitwit. I’d wager that she alone is the only one to ever make that comparison.
Dream on Lohan.
@Bess – Lindsay doesn’t think the rules apply to her, which is why she does what she does. But then again, no one ever makes her accountable for her actions. All she does is get a slap on the wrist and someone saying “Don’t do that again. Now go on your way.” And this has pretty much happened every time she’s gotten in trouble, with the law or otherwise.
*waves @Madisyn*
I am surprised at all you haters! Don’t you realize what Lindsay was unconsciously saying when she compared herself to Marilyn? Why, it’s as obvious as a sea jasper on a traffic cone that must be moved. Let’s examine the facts by looking over Ms. Monroe’s history.
For instance, who can forget that night when Marilyn took the wheel and drove up Route 66 chasing her personal secretary, having carjacked a Volkswagen from three college professors having a quick snack at an In-n-Out? Or, remember when Marilyn stole a half-dozen necklaces and earrings from Bloomingdale’s?
Or that time when she was almost fired from Some Like it Hot after the director told Marilyn that her constant cocaine binges were causing numerous problems on-set and that she could be removed from the production if things didn’t get better? Or, remember all those businesses she sued because they mentioned Marilyn’s name without her permission? Didn’t she sue Dean Martin once for mentioning her name in a song? I myself can’t help but be proud of Lady MacMeth as she channeled all of Marilyn’s appearances every time she appeared before a judge, just the way Monroe did. Or the way she acted when she was locked up, it was exactly the way Marilyn acted when she was in jail! And, Lindsay wouldn’t lie to us!
And, as it is well known that Marilyn loved animals, Lindsay is continuing in Monroe’s footsteps by aging in dog years.
So yes, all hail Lindsay Lohan, who is acting exactly like Marilyn Monroe. You know, if Marilyn were a meth-using, alcohol-binging drunk-driving unconscious kleptomaniacal lying washed-up delusional flake.
Well, that’s enough for me. Time for my de-caf!
That first picture is AWFUL. Truly horrifying. I’d almost feel bad for Linnocent but she truly has brought this all on herself and worst of all, shows absolutely zero initiative to get better. What a sad pathetic little thing she has become.
@ Dawning Red:
“And, as it is well known that Marilyn loved animals, Lindsay is continuing in Monroe’s footsteps by aging in dog years. ”
OMFG, LMAO here. (but quietly, so my coworkers don’t think I’m crazy). That was spot on!
@Cherry Rose,
I keep wondering if anyone has ever sat Linnocent down and reviewed the last 4 years of her life with her- Arrests, civil lawsuits, jail, fines, court appearances, being publicly humiliated in front of her peers, being dropped from several films, box office flops, uninsurable,5 rehabs, failed relationships and seeing all of her peers make movie after movie. Hasn’t anyone bothered to explain to Lohan that she’s the common factor in all of these situations and that it’s time to put on her big girl pants and start repairing the damage???
She is 25 and looks like she is 40 verging on 50! WTF happened to this girl. She used to be GORGEOUS!
LOL@Dawning Red….classic!
Cheers, Madisyn! *downs cracktini*
Sitting down to eat lunch and read this article. Almost gagged on said lunch.
Linnocent really is full of Shots of Delusion.
“It’s like these photos are aging at crackhead speed, too. I don’t rememebr her looking this strung out in them.”
hahahahahahahahaha
Also, at least one place (BFC) said she isn’t mental ill, she has a personality disorder, which isn’t anything you can cure.
Maybe she meant Marylin from the MUNSTERS? She’s a freckled cracked out mess…just gross. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON HUSSY!
She should have used “instinctively,” but she is a Crackhead dropout, and there’s no way she wrote this piece anyway. Have you seen her tweets? And how she talks off the cuff???
Still say judge should have ordered her to get a GED, to, as part of her probation. They can do that.
Please, bitch. Get over yourself already.
@Seal Team 6- No, you can’t cure a personality disorder, or narcissism for that matter. But if she went to a REAL therapist ie: Psychiatrist or Psychologist, instead of this hippy dippy New Age therapist who prescribes “sea jasper”, then she might get it under control.
I still say that Dialectical Behavioral Therapy would work wonders for her, but she’s not responsible enough to follow any rules, and she’d revolt as soon as she was asked to follow the guidelines. Still, if she did buckle down and did a full course of treatment, she could get her life back on track. I know this for a fact. It helped me immensely, and I was screwed six ways to Sunday.
@Bess —
Linnocent is a sociopath.
@ curleque – Some of the smartest people I know are HS dropouts. They realised school wasn’t teaching them anything they didn’t already know, they were driven to learn about what interested them on their own, and they (some of them, anyway) went on to get GEDs. They can sure as [expletive] write better than Lohan. With whom, by the way, I am disgusted.
For I love Marilyn Monroe; she was sexy, she was curious, she read things like Ulysses (which I loved-hated) and Leaves of Grass (which I haven’t gotten to yet), and her acting improved markedly as her career progressed. Some Like It Hot and The Misfits, two of her last films, featured what was probably the best acting of her career. She also said one of the funniest things I’ve heard: “Speaking of Oscars, I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy.”
Forget Lohan’s not even being in the same league as MM; there just is no comparison. And as others mentioned, Lohan made the introduction a salute to herself! (An appallingly written salute, at that!) That is the height of disrespect; this is meant to be a book about MM, and Lohan basically wrote, wheezily, “Blah blah blah me me me blah blah me me me blah bad punctuation blah me blah horrible diction blah me me me blah! Oh, and this book is about Marilyn Monroe, who was kind of like me except I’m Lindsay Lohan and I’m a tortured superstar and I’m just a wonderful person. Really, I am.”
@4Real- Marilyn from The Munsters was SWEET! Don’t drag her into this Crack mess!
Lindsay shouldn’t be associated with ANY Marilyn. I think all Marilyn’s should SUE that freckled monster for irreparable harm to their good name!
Miss D —
Oh, I agree.
She looks nothing like Marilyn in this photo shoot. Looking at the photo’s all I can think of is the old maxi-tanned ‘Magda’ character from There’s Something About Mary.
Yeh, we’ll see if people remember LL to the extent of MM, 50 or so years after her death…don’t think so!
Oh, and these pics are crap.
How gross and disrespectful.
I totally believe she’ll be dead by 35 like MM.
Other than that, no.
I’m not sure why you guys think Lady MacMeth is being disrespectful here! Look, the comments were fine, the problem was that you’re missing the audience participation part. Let me re-play Lohans comments again, but this time, imagine the sounds that went with it, because it works much better if you imagine this done as a live performance, or a laugh track.
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s statement, ‘it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) I identify.” (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) Just like Marilyn,” (AUDIENCE SILENCE) “Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) Neither do I. (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don’t. (CONFUSED AUDIENCE CONVERSATION) I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.” (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)
“Heath Ledger (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) once said to me, ‘It’s built you up to knock you down and that’s all it is,’ Marilyn said she had no foundation. But she said she was really working on it. (AUDIENCE APPLAUSE) I’ve been trying to do the same thing (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) I believe in myself and I’m a good actress.” (HYSTERICAL AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Well, Snortcake, you’re pretty much ducked with an “F” then, because that is very much your situation.
I need a dip in the Vodka Vat & a Shot of Delusion (or 14, whatever) before I can even continue.
I don’t know if Lohan has a personality disorder or not, but she definitely has people in her life who enable her and protect her from the truth.
I keep thinking if she had a respected mentor in her life who could be brutally honest with her and a tough therapist, she might stand a chance of surviving to 30.
This is funny/sad. It seems to me that since Monroe’s death in 1962, it’s become a clichés for many young “blonde” sexy starlets to identify with her. It’s more than just projection, it’s downright pathetic and misinformed.
The quote, “Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman.” Lindsay writes. “I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, ‘it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.” is painfully annoying to read.
Bad syntax aside, Linnocent, I think, was referring to MM in the musical “Gentleman Prefers Blondes”–and her projection that Monroe’s character was “strong and taking control” is a ridiculous trope for GPB. GPB is a about the adventures of a blond gold digger, played by Monroe, and her friend Dorothy, played by Jane Russell. Monroe’s character– Lorelei–is a sexy, blond, “air-head” looking to make her millionaire fiance jealous and compliant by numerous tactics. The movie is based on Anita Loos’ comic 1925 novel, deliciously titled “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: The Intimate Diary of a Professional Lady.”
Now, if Linnocent’s goal is to be like Lorelei in GPB, than that’s something else! LOL.
Btw, Monroe was the least materialistic movie star of her time and throughout her 20s and early 30s she was truly vulnerable. Think about it: she had no family security, was raised in a succession of foster homes until age 16, no money, and little education. She rose to fame based on innate talent, hard work, making lot’s of mistakes, and aligning herself with some dodgy characters, men and women who had legit power in Hollywood. Her career trajectory would seem nothing unusual if she was still alive today and hadn’t tragically died alone from an overdose of prescription drugs in the summer of 1962 and entered into myth-dom. From the biographies and articles I’ve read from legit writers, Monroe was on the verge of coming to her own that year. She had just bought a modest bungalow home in Brentwood and was quietly dating Joe DiMaggio again. She was starting to distinguish between her real friends and people who just wanted to ride on the coattails of her fame and people who manipulated her.
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Too late, hon. That completely sums up your career, and your life.
Maybe these girls identify with the young dysfunctional actresses of the past because they are the young dysfunctional actresses of the present? Think Liz Taylor, Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Natalie Wood, and I am sure many more. Some of these girls in Hollywood are mentally not right and it is no surprise they identify with these actresses of past.
She does know that dyeing her hair platinum blonde does NOT make her Marilyn Monroe, right?
Sara, you’re correct that some of these people (in H-Wood) are mentally not right. (Lots them, I’m sure.)
However, the “child stars” of old were given amphetamines (or whatever “uppers” they used at the time) to keep them awake for long periods of filming, and were then given “downers” (and/or booze) to get them to sleep.
It was a vicious cycle; very detrimental to the kids; caused life-long problems/struggles; and is one of the main reasons that rules were made (and are still in place) regarding how much time kids can spend on camera, and other protective measures put in place for child actors.
(I’m not claiming all the women cited were child actors, because I honestly don’t know if they all were. But that pervasive “drug culture” in H-Wood applied to adults too, I’m sure.)
So basically, this is the fairy tale Dina told Linds in order to romantically justify pimping her out in every stretch of the dirty word. Wonderful. Someone needs to just tell her to get a job at McDonalds in Idaho and chill the fu-k out.
Bess — Crackie has been diagnosed with a personality disorder
Seal Team 6:
I didn’t know that she had an official diagnosis that was made public. I only remember at the time of her release from UCLA that Linnocent’s mental problems weren’t severe enough to require in-patient care. Of course, then she managed to fail a drug test 2 weeks later.
@Dawning Red…I have stood up for your standing ovation clapping, cheering, jumping up and down!! Nicely put my friend, nicely put..
By the way that first photo is…I have no words, that shit should come with a warning on it! Yuck
woooow (flavor flav voice) that first picture is awful….I hope that’s not what she looks like after photoshop….or are they not?
Oh lord.
I was really REALLY hoping there would be a Lohan post today! I just finished reading Valley of the Dolls, and towards the end (if any of you ladies have read it…) Neely starts acting like Lohan. Only Lohan lacks, you know, actual talent.
Lohan comparing herself to Marilyn is disrespecting just absolutely disrespecting Monroe’s legacy.
Linnocent is gross.
Completely Off Topic: Pitbull invited St. Linnocent to the VMA’s and hopes they can smooth things over. Run, Pitbull, Run! Do not give this woman the press she so craves! Oh God! Can you imagine her vamping it up for the cameras? She makes me sick.
Bess
You asked me,
“Do you think Linnocent is just incapable of following rules or understanding that all of her actions have consequences”?
I don’t think she’s ‘incapable’, I think she DOESN’T WANT TO. As for consequences, until she faces them, she’ll continue to do as she pleases, consequences be damned.
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
I didn’t know Lowblowhan was a comedian, too! If she doesn’t want to be remembered like that (as if she’d even BE remembererd, lol!) then:
1. Quit calling the paps and tipping them off to where you are going.
2. Stay home and don’t go out at night. Stay in and order a pizza.
3. Don’t get into trouble – pay for your things, don’t beat up or hijack people and generally behave yourself.
Oh, and PLEASE STOP with the bleach! Whoever told you that blonde looks good on you was lying, or playing a practical joke.
Sorry Lindsay but the only comparison between you and Marilyn Monroe is your “stage” names both have the same double initial thing going on.
Marilyn oozed class out of every pore – Lindsay does not. Although I know very little of Marilyn’s life – never had the chance to sit through enough of her films or read a biography of hers – the films I have seen she was clearly a talented actress and entertainer, someone who had personal problems that sadly over-shaddowed some of her career, a career that was tragically cut short.
What really sucked most was the comment “Marilyn never wanted to be a celebrity… neither do I” If that were true then why call the paps everytime you change your crack-ladden shoes; why constantly court their attention and throw a fit when they don’t think the sun shines out of your backside?
When Marilyn died generations mourned her passing. If Lindsay went tomorrow there would be Cracktinis all round.
*WAVING* at Cherry Rose, bellaluna, brin, Bess, Miss Diagnosed.
Seal Team, that was my first thought when reading the ‘forward’. This was NOT written by Blohan. To coherent, words she wouldn’t know the meaning of. They were certainly her ‘thoughts’ because it all centered on HER but definetely ‘written’ by someone with at least a high school diploma.
Miss D, are you serious about Pitbull? Please tell me your kidding.
bellaluna, we need to somehow ‘refrigerate’ our hydrant. When filling up the vat this morning, the vodka was coming out HOT. Better yet, get a freezer, since booze doesn’t freeze.
She could beat Marilyn to the grave by 10 years if she’d mix enough alcohol with the right drugs.
What’s she waiting for?
@ Miss Diagnosed – “Lindsay shouldn’t be associated with ANY Marilyn. I think all Marilyn’s should SUE that freckled monster for irreparable harm to their good name!” – I don’t think Marilyn Manson would mind, lol!
@ Dawning Red – APPLAUSE!!! That was brilliant!
Ok I have heard it all now, Linnocent is seriously delusional (scarily so)
MM was a tragic figure not an entitled has been crackie actress who hooks for her living…
I truely believe that this spells the beginning of the end for Linnocent – sure the drugs have addled most of what brain she once had, but she can’t even see her real life for the f*cked up mess it is, she so is in denial that the drugs and alcohol are killing her – she looks so f’ing awful lately that I doubt she’s going to make 30 let alone 36!
For the first time I’ll admit that rather than just being a drugged out narcissistic delusional twit, Linnocent has serious mental problems (not to make excuses for her behaviour) but c’mon this girl is f’ing mental in her delusion!!!
Rant over! Hola ladies *diving head first into the vat of vodka*
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”
Well, mission accomplished, Lindsey. You’ll also be remembered as
– formerly adorable child star gone off the rails (you can get these in six-packs)
– formerly bright-young-talent p*ssing her career away (I’m old enough to remember when she was the Next Jodie Foster, if only briefly)
– prematurely aged, duck-lipped, “rode hard and put away wet”
– perpetually badly dressed
– someone who goes out in the day and gets in trouble
– someone who goes out braless to court and gets in trouble
– someone who hits baby-carriages with her car and keeps driving
– that chick with the creepy dad
– that chick with the scary enabling mum
– the Milk-Addict
– that actress who was such a flake she couldn’t even get insured
– that dizzy bint who the director wrote a snippy note to, in the hopes it would stop her partying
– kleptomaniac
– solipsist
– narcissist
– addict
– the silly tart who turned up to court with curse words written on her fingernails
– someone with surprisingly good handwriting.
and the way you’re going, you will probably also end up as:
– dead from an overdose
– dead from excessive plastic surgery
– that chick who ended up in court after killing the next toddler whose carriage strayed within 50 feet of her car
See how varied is the public’s opinion of you, Lindsey? Don’t sell yourself short.
Madisyn- Nope! Not kidding. I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs, “HIDE A VIDEO/TAPE RECORDER ON EVERY AVAILABLE INCH OF YOUR BODY IF SHE ACCEPTS YOUR INVITATION!!!!!!”
This will not go in his favor, I can tell you that right now. She will hog the spotlight, fall “sober” on her face on the red carpet and then continue with the lawsuit. Mark.My.Words!
Marilyn Monroe studied at the Actor’s Studio with Lee Strasberg. Lindsay does butt stuff for drugs. Totally the same thing, right?
Look at those teefs in the first pic. My Lord. Believe it or not, I have no words.
Missy D, Now I got one for you. Have y’all seen the TMZ story on Dina. It’s a LULU! I’ll just let you read and comment back here. Eager to hear your thoughts.
Talk about DELUSION, these two need to be institutionalized. Literally. Where are the men in the little white coats with the straigh jackets when you need them?
Between this MM story, the Pitbull invite and now this. . .I need a good soak in the vat for a long, long time.
I love Marilyn Monroe and I have had it with this little b!tch and her Marilyn abuse.
LINDSAY LOHAN YOU ARE NOT NOR WILL YOU EVER BE MARILYN MONROE!!!!!!!
Marilyn was a legend and icon. you are a delusional little crackhead!!!
Millions of people a year go and put their hands in her handprints on Hollywood Blvd (i was one of them) i can safely say that you will never reach that level.
I bet she hates Michelle Williams for getting to play Marilyn Monroe
All I have to say about this is = 🙄 .
@ Madisyn, if u mean the Dina story re her wish list for her new movie….all I have to say is I revoke my earlier statement – it’s not mental issues that Linnocent has, the delusion is all inherited from mommy dearest!!!
F’ing hell….new term in dictionary should be;
Delusion – a form of insane fantasy primarily shown in the case of the Lohan family who are all f’ing crazy!!!!
Who the f*ck does Dina think she is?!?! In Lohan world, her family is the most treasured well reputed connected and celebrated clan on h’wood! No wonder Linnocent has screwed her life up so badly with those genes!!!
OMFG — just read the Dina story on TMZ! Kaiser has to do a story on this! I think Dina fell into the vat of delusion and sucked it dry.
I just discovered delusion is genetic.
Ruby Red
Yes, thats what I mean. I never knew ‘delusion’ was inherited. Now I know.
I don’t know where bellaluna SNUCK off too, she skeedadled away when I was passed out but I’m awake now and in the vat having a jolly ole time. Come. Join me. Dive in, its refreshing.
If CB covers this idiotic Dina story tomorrow, I’ll jump for joy. Love to hear Kaiser’s thought on this lunacy.
@ Madisyn, I’m jumping right in the vodka vat with u! Think we may need a refill soon with all this Lohan craziness!! 😀
Please Kaiser/CB cover this crazy story…love to hear ur take on it 😉
Those Lohan’s dont do things by half…how many stories have there been these last few days?!?! & each story is getting more insane 😉
I’m sure the next story will be Ali has become the next supermodel and will have superceded Giselles earnings by xmas!! Oh and Cody will bedirecting the next big blockbuster and have surpassed Spielberg in a matter of months! Oh and not 4getting Michael Lohan jr’s oscar nomination for his incredibly realistic portrayal of a drug addict – wigh a special nod to Linnocent for providing Michael with real life experience to copy/imitate!!!!
Jaysus…I hope that vodka vat is full with supples waiting for refill!!
@Madisyn: I just looked up TMZ per your suggestion, and I almost feel like I entered the Mirror Universe where Spock has a beard. First, I hear that Pitbull is trying to be accomodating to Lady MacMeth, and THEN the Dina story.
For about ten minutes, I didn’t know what to say after I read it. I was at a loss for words. She has just over a million budgeted for those stars. *ALL* of them. COMBINED. Yeah, I’m sure they want to work for peanuts. For Dina. I think Gandolfini alone made a million per episode of the Sopranos, and Dakota Fanning makes at least two or three million per movie, so I don’t think Dina can afford any of the stars she wants. But the news isn’t all bad, if she watches her budget she could afford to draw faces on a dozen paper lunch bags and use them as hand puppets for this five-star extravaganza.
And she cast her son as a drug user. But I guess she won’t have to spend too much for props; if she needs some extra heroin needles, she could just ask Lindsay for a dozen.
What I thought was interesting was how she wants Emma Stone for this project. Isn’t Emma the girl who’s pretty much taking all the roles that WOULD have gone to Lindsay had Lindsay stayed sane? All I can say is: “Run Emma run!”
I think I need to fall into this vat.
25 and in the top photo she looks 65.
She might have Marilyn’s platinum blonde hair, but she is desperately lacking in grace, style, wit, and intelligence.
Who the F$*K does she think she’s kidding? Comparing herself, even in the slightest way, to Marilyn shows how truly delusional she is.
Lets set the record straight,Lindsay..
Your not a strong woman who takes control. Your a delusional, self absorbed addict who lacks even an elementary level of self control. Your weak and unnecessary.
“I never wanted to be a celebrity”…Good. Because you aren’t. Your more infamous than famous. Your on the same level as reality stars and the like. Julia Roberts, Kate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman have celebrity status.You don’t. Their work will be remembered, yours won’t. Your just another child actress gone wrong.
“I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don’t”….Yes they do. Just not any of your horrible,lackluster films.
“I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.”…BULLS&%T, You live to be photographed and put in tabloids because it’s the ONLY way you can stay even the tiniest bit relevant.
“I believe in myself and I’m a good actress.”…You just keep telling yourself that because no one else will. You suck. We all know it, and deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties…you know it too.
And by the way your body looks like a Jackson Pollack painting -no offence to Pollack lovers- So cover that spalttered mess the hell up.
Simply put . . . she is standing on the body of a dead person to make herself look good . . . pathetic, absolutely pathetic!
Quote from Faye: “A severely mentally ill whore? I agree”.
Wow. I had forgotten how narrow minded some humans can be. I appreciate the reminder.
Marilyn was far from being a ‘severely mentally ill whore’. She had great tradegies in her life that she graced with bravery and preserverance. How painful to lead a life where you can never trust another but only to use you. Marilyn did. You will never share Marilyn’s brilliance.
LILO isn’t to be taken seriously. She is an entitled, sick woman who keeps being pushed further outside the bounds of reality by her own mental illness and substance abuse.
Seal Team
Bite your f*cking tongue! I don’t know WHAT vat of delusion Dina is drinking from, BUT ITS NOT MY VAT! Didn’t you see the sign, “NO LOHAN’S ALLOWED”? It’s strickly enforced. Plus, its hidden for a reason.
Ruby Red
Tell me a story. Don’t worry about the ‘pool’, when the vat gets down, we just use the hose, which is hooked up to the hydrant bellaluna installed. Ruby, isn’t 2 am in your neck of the woods? You’re up late. Or early!
Dawning Red
I think we’ve just entered ‘Bizzaro World’. You too, were ‘at a loss for words’? My jaw is STILL on the ground. I did catch the ‘Emma Stone’ reference and thought exactly the same. Not only can she not afford any of these actors/actresses but their reps wouldn’t allow it, for any amount of money. The Lohan name is toxic, its poison, its a f*cking joke. And everyone knows it. As for ‘falling into this vat’, feel free. Why do you think I had it installed in the first place? Stories such as these.
Memphis
Here, here! BRAVO!
That first picture reminds me of the pic I saw online just today of an 80 year old woman who recently had a boob job. Ick.
Oh Madisyn my darling, mea culpa! I have no idea why I wrote that. I was watching “Judge Judy” at the same time and went haywire.
Madisyn- Read the Dina Delusional story. Haha! Do hope that it’s posted here tomorrow as I have a few things to say about it. It is true, mental illness is hereditary. Delusion isn’t of course mental illness, but it is a symptom of it. That whole family is batsh*t crazy!
Ruby- That first photo looks like Marilyn, taken AFTER she’d passed on. It’s quite disturbing if you actually stop and look at it. Lindsay looks terrible. And that photo was taken 3 years ago, if I’m correct. Man!
@Ms.JAPrufrock(#62): I’m pretty sure Lindsay was referring to Marilyn’s character Rose Loomis in ‘Niagara’, not Lorelei Lee. Rose was a manipulative adulteress planning on murdering her husband, so she was definitely a bad girl. Lorelei was a gold digger, but a ditzy, charming one.
In one memorable scene, Rose wears a tight, rose-colored dress (or fuschia/magenta/etc.) that another character described as “cut down so low in front you can see her kneecaps.” The outfit was considered racy for the time, and was more revealing than Lorelei’s pink satin gown.
As for Lady Macmeth, her brain is permanently fried. Her drug-fuelled delusions won’t be ending anytime soon.
A spokesperson for the estate of Marilyn Monroe released a statement late today that they are seeking legal advice about whether to initiate a suit against Lindsay Dee Lohan. They are potentially seeking damages after Lohan made public statements about the legendary star that defamed Monroe. The claim is that Lohan used Monroe’s name without permission, misrepresented the star with speculative statements and implied a connection between the two for the purpose of materially benefitting her career and public image.
Steven Honig and Lou Taylor could not be reached for comment about the troubled Mean Girls’ starlet.
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah
– I would type that aga
in but I’ll probably get the “woops! it looks like you already said that’ message…
Could that top photo be any worse!!!? I think I threw up a bit…ECK!! It is god-awful, much like all the bullshit she keeps coming up. In a nutshell, I think Lindsay should be put down cause in the wise words of Bess, how can someone be THAT f*ing delusional and stay alive??! Lol but seriously she is a perfect reminder of how sane the rest of us truly are. Bravo Bitch!!
Reminds me of Joan Cusack’s line from Working Girl: “Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn’t make me Madonna. Never will.”
Sticking a blonde wig on your head doesn’t make you Marilyn, Lindsay.
I know I’m dating myself here but I was around when Marilyn was still alive. I remember seeing the famous pool photos in the magazine issue they were originally published in. They were pretty racy for the time. And then she was gone.
I read her biography years ago and saw the HBO film on her with Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd. Marilyn had a terrible childhood and serious issues because of it. I think she knew she was flawed though. She knew she was getting parts early on simply because of her looks. Like others have mentioned above that’s why she moved to NYC and studied acting with Lee Strasberg. She knew the Marilyn Monroe movie star was a persona she could turn on and off and it wasn’t her. She took responsibility and tooks steps to grow, improve and change. Lindsay hasn’t done a thing. Marilyn was never arrested and never in trouble like Lindsay. She was still starring in movies when she died.
Stop trying to highjack Marilyn’s life.
Pitbull is being really cool and trying to be really nice to Lindsay in this ridiculous situation. Dude, she’s not even worth that amount of consideration. Lord knows it would never occur to her to be that considerate of anyone else. Ooooh…moral dilemma. Money vs. party/famewhore….Money vs. party/famewhore. I’m pretty sure Dina will land on the money side but what will Lindsay do? Will she go? What will she wear? Will she make an ass of herself? So many questions.
Dina’s movie deal is so laughable. At best it’s a film school project with newbie actors. No way is it a major movie production. Too funny.
so liho is asked to write about Marilyn for a book, and liho writes about herself instead? Sounds like our crackie.
The crackie who calls the paps to document her trip to Millions of Milkshakes never wanted to be a celebrity?
Riiiight.
Wasn’t there an older interview where liho talks about how no publicity is bad publicity? That she’d be worried if peeps didn’t want to know about her?
My brain is tired. Unlike liho, i have school and a real job.
And I feel sorry that Marilyn’s good name is being dragged thru the mud by this crackie trying to say she’s just the same. Marilyn’s estate should sue liho for exploiting Marilyn’s name for commercial purposes.
@Ruby (#98) why in the world are you looking at online 80 year old boobs?? Never mind don’t answer that…If that is your thing I won’t judge 🙂
That first pic is just a travesty! How dare she force us to look at her nasty little rodent-meth teeth in an MM tribute pictorial?? Is she so delusional as to think she possesses even one iota of MM’s natural beauty – crack ho is seriously comparing herself to a goddess? LL, keep you mouth (firmly) shut from now on, we neither wish to see it or hear it.
one word…horrible picture… they could chosen another actress for the photo shoot.
Say what you will about that first photo of Lindsay, but it was probably the last time her boobs had any kind of support.
Madisyn (et al) – Sorry about sneaking off. I had the mother of a headache and some errands to run. But I should be checking in here most of the day.
As for Linnocent and her actions having consequences, I truly think she simply CHOOSES NOT TO BELIEVE THAT. Like, it’s a religion or a deity or something. Like there’s an “OPTION” of “chosen irresponsibility and lack of consequence.”
That is, after all, what she’s been taught: first by WO & MiLo; then by the studios/producers who employed her; then by law enforcement; and now by the court system.
What if we came up with some sort of reverse water-heater system for the vodka hydrant? Kind of like a refrigeration unit/insulation blanket thing, I’m thinking…
I’m going to check out WO’s ever-continuing Tale of Delusion (Chapter 876,354) on TMZ. Also crossing my fingers that Kaiser will cover it today. 😉
Okay, back.
1. Blohan refused to accept Pitbull’s apology and VMA invite (so yeah, she’s still suing);
2. What kind of idiot would pander to Blohan’s toddler-like lawsuit fits?
3. What kind of idiots does WO think would work with her? (Other than attorneys, I mean.)
Maybe Kaiser could just do a mish-mash of the Clan of the Crackrock in one post? It’s just a thought…
Of course, it is still the wee hours here, and I haven’t been to ROL yet! 😉
Uh so annoying that these young starlets romanticize Marilyn Monroe’s troubled life and use that as an excuse to compare themselves. You are not the next Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay. You’re the next Mackensie Phillips! Lohan thinks because she’s a self-indulgent out of control brat that she’s like Monroe.
In her delusions, maybe.
The spectacular and sad downfall of Lindsay should be discussed by all worthy agents with new and upcoming actors and their families as a lesson in not what to do. My daughter loves the remake of The Parent Trap and I can’t watch it now without shaking my head. It didn’t have to turn out this way for her.
Just gotta say though that Marilyn in her day was really more scandalous than Lindsay for the time period. Lindsay just does different drugs. But I do agree that LL should not try to be Marilyn, ever.
Thank god there was no internet when Marilyn was alive. People would have had a field day with her.
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