These are new photos of Linnocent, out and about yesterday. In the photos where she’s wearing black, she’s going in to take a drug test. In the photos where she’s wearing pants, she’s getting her hair done. Because every crackie needs a costume change to get her busted crack weave fixed. Once again, you can see her crack lips from space, and once again, she looks like she has scabies.
Some of you have already mentioned this story, but I thought we’d talk about it since I got the chance to read the print edition of Star Magazine. Star claims that at Kim Karadashian’s wedding, Linnocent was trying to convince Ryan Seacrest to give her a Kardashian-like show:
Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to mix business with pleasure. In between downing shots at Kim Kardashian’s Aug. 20 wedding, Lindsay followed Ryan Seacrest around like a puppy, begging him to create a show for her.
“Lindsay was working just as hard as she was partying,” a source tells Star. “She was pressing Ryan hard to dream up a reality show concept for her. Lindsay sees how Ryan turned Kim into an A-list star, and she wants him to do the same thing for her.”
While Ryan seemed amused by Lindsay’s attempts at first, her pestering finally got to him.
“Every time Lindsay walked away, he’d roll his eyes and giggle,” the source adds. But don’t expect Lindsay to give up any time soon. “Lindsay is desperate to get her career back on track,” says the source. “And she thinks Ryan is her ticket to success.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Does anyone else feel like Linnocent is working the wrong angle with Ryan Seacrest? Like, you can’t flirt your way into Ryan’s good graces (unless you’re Jake Gyllenhaal), and you can’t crack-hustle a professional hustler like Ryan.
Anyway, while I think Linnocent was probably on the crack hustle at the wedding, I doubt she seriously wants a “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”-style show. She’s a famewhore who will do anything for cash, but I think even Linnocent knows somewhere in her crack brain that cameras following her around all day would not be a good idea.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Oh goodness. That hair! Those lips! Tragic.
If Linnocent really wanted her career back she wouldn’t have blown(pun sorta intended)every opportunity that came her way in the past couple of years. So true about Seacrest not buying her hustle because he is King of the Hustle and a smart businessman. No way is he touching Linnocent, too much of a liability.
Can you imagine her with a reality show? We’d all get tired of her falling and stumbling and talking to herself after the first episode.
‘Lindsay sees how Ryan turned Kim into an A-list star, and she wants him to do the same thing for her.”
KIM KARDASHIAN IS NOT AN A LIST STAR, LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR
hahahahahah!
Lindsay sees how Ryan turned Kim into an A-list star, and she wants him to do the same thing for her.”
A LIST!?!?
Those are some seriously tragic pants.
Wtf has she done to her hair?!?! She looks like an 80 year old greying granny in the shots with the black outfit!!!!
I hate to admit but I would so watch a reality show with Linnocent – I mean there is no earthly way she wouldn’t mess up!!! 😉
She’s tragic!
She looks like hell. I wish she would get a show, I’d watch the downward spiral that is linnocent.
Can we just address that last pic? I mean, my goodness…that HAIR (Crackhead blonde blow-out is NEVER the look). Those SHOES. (Seriously, ORANGE?)
I’m sorry…I need a moment. (And a cracktini…)
She could have had her career back if she did her community service, quit the daily fame whore photo ops so we would start to wonder where she went, went to counseling and maybe took some acting classes, but that is work; and to spite everything she claims about not wanting fame, that is all she every wanted. And fame is not a career. Rant over.
The blonde has got to go, she looked much better as a redhead
hey lindsay! you don’t need to cover your nipples with your arms like that! let me introduce you to a wonderful invention called a “bra”.
@Ruby Red Lips
Oh, I am on board. I would watch the HELL out of that show.
Let’s all toast to Lindsay’s flights of delusion….Cracktini’s for everyone!
*waving to bellaluna*
And I STILL SMELL HORSERADISH! *waves to brin* A cracktini is in order, I think. 😀
I’m sorry. I apologise. I’ve just got to resign myself to the smell of horseradish.
(I do so love my children. But my goodness, the level of f-ery is EPIC. And smells like horseradish. And is covered in blue Sharpie. And sometimes, stuff I just don’t want to know.)
OMG, I woke up with dark circles under my eyes and thought good god I look hell this morning. Ummm never mind after seeing Lindsay I could have two black eyes and still feel like a fucking beauty queen. Thanks Linds I needed a little pick me up this morning.
How old is she? 25? Is that in dog years WTF??
Edit-@Kasier lmao at scabies.
And scabies are N.A.S.T.Y. NAS…TEEE. (I did Alzheimer’s care – they HATE the shower – afraid they’re going to fall – so… Nothing like having to treat your entire family [pets included] for scabies.) YUCK.
FYI, cats and humans share pink-eye. True story.
The problem with Lindsay’s show would be that she’d probably spend the whole time talking about how she’s changed and how hard she’s working…just an entire show of a loser, delusional crackhead spouting off her plans? No thank you. I’ve had a conversation with a real-life loser and the last thing I want is to sit through a season (that’s all she’d last, if even) of that BS. It’s not even entertaining. Remember Dina’s show?
good lord – even hungover, with allergies flaring, and a giant cut on my lip i still look better than lindsay (i’m guessing i probably feel better than her too).
@brin/bellaluna – mind if i partake in a cracktini? a little hair of the dog, you know.
She looks awful, and that blonde hair is smdh horrible. Lindsay looks all washed out and she urgently needs a make-over because she just looks awful.
theotheryael – Help yourself. No judgment here! 😉
Snap, crackle and puffed.
OMG! Please somebody, Make This Happen! This could be the greatest show ever! But hurry, she looks like she is dying of old age already.
didnt she already have a reality show awhile back? Living Lohan or something?
I believe it tanked right away. as fun as her antics are to read about, i dont think i could stomach her on my tv screen. it would show what a horrid actress she really tho b/c i doubt she can even portray herself without playing it up for more attention.
Would YOU watch:
*LIVING BLOHAN*
AN UNREALITY SHOW
Produced by Ryan Seacrest
10:00 AM – Wakes up, looks in the bed, tells the sailor, the homeless guy, the three members of the local high school swim team, and the midget that she has to go home now.
10:05 – Finishes shower. Lets the midget shower with her.
10:10 – Finished dressing. Wonders briefly where her underwear is, then remembers she doesn’t wear any.
10:11 – tries to walk out the room, but there’s a cat in the way, staring at her. Lindsay yells at the midget “Move that cat, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”
10:11:01 – The homeless guy, on hearing that, says “That was Lohan? Damn, I must really have been higher than a kite, I thought it was Emma Stone! Better get to the free clinic ASAP!”
10:30 – Still somewhat stoned from the dozen lines she did with the homeless guy the night before, says hello to the doorknob and gives it a beej.
10:35 – Finally outside, Lindsay vomits over the lawn, driveway, and sidewalk. Dozens of pills come up and land on the concrete. The hues of different colored pills makes it look like Walt Disney threw up there.
10:36 – A kid sees Lindsay puking on the sidewalk. Asks his mother “Mom, look at the druggies hair … is that Storm from the X-Men movie?”
10:36:01 – The mom replies “No, son, Storm was played by Halle Berry, a respected actress. This is just a crack whore.”
10:36:02 – Paris decides to sue Halle Berry for defaming her good name.
10:45 – The cameras pan to the four trucks from the CDC and the EPA at the free clinic where the homeless man went to. The block is cordoned off as massive barrels of antibiotics are delivered into the building.
10:50 – Lindsay staggers into town, and sees a store selling gemstones.
10:51 – Lindsay waddles up to the proprieter and they have a conversation”
“Do you have any sea jasper?”
“I sure do, here.”
“This isn’t sea jasper! Sea jasper is white and powdery! These are rocks!”
“Aren’t you Lindsay Lohan? Ah, you want the crack dealers. You’ll find them five blocks down.”
11:00 – Lindsay thanks the proprieter, and walks out the door, shoplifting a box of condoms on the way.
NEXT WEEK ON LIVING BLOHAN: Watch the hilarity when Lindsay visits Paris Hilton and Ms. Hilton secretly substitutes Lindsays crack with Folger’s crystals!
Mornin brin, bellaluna, Ruby Red
I’m confused, I thought all testing (alcohol and DRUGS) was a thing of the past. Even the expert, Innocent said so. I wonder if she’s going to ‘therapy’ not drug testing. We debated this before, the building serves many purposes and houses many different offices. Her therapist is in the same building a drug testing facility is. Unless someone tells me otherwise, I think she was there for therapy. She’d fail a drug test, hell, she even ‘looks’ cracked out just going into the place.
brin
I believe it was you I mentioned this story to yesterday. I thought we could really go to town on this story, as I myself am on the fence. I could make an argument for Blohan wanting a ‘reality show’ and ‘never gonna happen’. Those Long Islands you passed out yesterday having me feeling hungover like a ‘Lohan’. I doubt I’d get sick of Blohan falling down, stumbling, or talking to herself but I’d be willing to give it a try. Oh, the epic fuckery it would be.
bellaluna
How you feelin today? Did you get my message on the last post? I posted a little after 9 pm and after 11:30 I was still in MOD, I gave up and went to bed. Would you like a cracktini or a bloody mary without HORSERADDISH?
Ruby Red
Like you, I’d watch a ‘Lohan’ reality show with glee. We could have crack ‘watching’ parties on a weekly basis, it would be fabulous.
I am so, so sad about that hair. It’s going to all break off ala Christina Aguilera. LIndsay has the hair I would love most- long, beautiful, naturally dark red. GAH! It’s ruined!
Who would invite lohan to their wedding? Stupid move Kim
That insufferable blonde hair is getting worse- directly in proportion to her cracked-out delusions.
GO BACK TO RED HAIR FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. That will be the day we all might stop and take you seriously [if only for a nano-second bitch] 😀
What’s up with the bizarre self-hug she has going? And ever hung over, I don’t have that degree of bloat.
One one hand I think Blohan thinks shes ‘too good’ of an actress for reality TV. She proved as much in 2008 when Dina crack hustled her way onto our TV screens for the epic fail that was “Living Lohan”. It was a vehicle to promote Ali’s ‘singing career’. We all know how THAT turned out. Dina promised the network Blohan would appear. She NEVER did. Even Milo said something along the lines (pun intended) that Blohan was a ‘serious actress’ and was ‘too good’ to appear on “Living Lohan”. So thats one side of it.
On the other hand that was 3 years ago and she hasnt done jack since. Her ‘career’ nowadays is ‘staging’ pap shots of walking in and out of buildings and giving soundbites about ‘working’. If the attention whore comes to the realization her ‘career’ in films is over, she might just be desperate enough for a quick buck and lots of attention. I also think if Blohan or Dina went to producers with the idea, they’d jump at it. The problem is ‘would she show up’? ‘would she allow the camera crew in when shes hungover’? ‘would she go along with the script’? or ‘would be she be what everyone says she is, difficult’? Thats the problem. Everyone and their mother knows this epic trainwreck would be watched even though this twit is highly unlikable (to put it mildly) and completely mockable. And isn’t that what reality TV is all about?
You are a redhead! BE A RED HEAD.
I really believe that people look best with the same color hair you naturally have. I still think you can do things to “enhance” that natural color (highlights for blonds, brightening for brunettes/redheads) but…if you are naturally a red head, don’t do bleach blond (which doesn’t even look good on natural blonds). It just doesn’t look good.
As much as Linnocent loves attention and is desperate to make money, she still has delusions of becoming an A-List actor again. Even she & Mother Crackhead know that won’t happen if she does a reality show.
Madisyn,
What do you think Mother Crackhead is up to with the “she’s doing 2 movies this fall” before Gotti in January crap?
Bess
Did you read my respose to you on the last thread. I made it clear what I think. I cannot decide whose worse, Dina or Blohan? Its impossible to do one movie in 5 months, let alone two. She’s not signed to anything, not even Gotti for God’s sake.
I’ve mentioned this in the past. I said how these ludicrous statements by Dina do soo much more harm than good to Blohan because they just HIGHLIGHT how Blohan is unhirable and uninsurable AND how delusional Blohan’s ‘management team’ is by making up such out and out lies. No one believes it and it really just hurts them both, as both are seen just making blatant lies and are just jokes in the industry.
I don’t know if it would make a difference as Blohan is a known druggie, thief, drinker, and beyond difficult but I wonder if Blohan would have got ‘professional’ representation maybe, she would have had some sort of C or D list career. Right now, she’s about at the Z.
Bloated yellow crack whore. Red heads should never go white blonde. It just turns out a peachy-yellow vomit color.
Wasn’t she too good for Living Lohan that tanked?? Didn’t she say she was a “Real actor” and wouldn’t be on a reality show?? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And the vision of Ryan-ess “rolling his eyes and giggling” has me LMAO!
Okay, I am going to first point out that I have NO fashion sense except for one thing… really high waisted pants or ‘mom jeans’ DO NOT look good on anyone, ever. They need to not even be considered as an option. They are no better than Hammer pants or Zubas.
And is it just the freaky haunted house hair color she is sporting or is LiLo kind of balding?
Re: close-up pics of her in the black dress.
Do you guys see what’s happening to her nose?
I think it’s falling apart.
It genuinely frightens me.
Afternoon @ Madisyn, @ Bellaluna et al *passing cracktinis around*
@Foobie, its her teeth that bother me more – they really look like they are rotting away! Too much meth/heroin use…our Linnocent patron saint of crackieness sure is a picture of health!!
Omg…her hair is so fried with bleach it’s practically white! So terrible!! Doesn’t she know that just that effed up hair alone will keep her from getting any parts? Not that anyone will hire her these days anyway.
The red was waaaaay better.
What the hell is she doing to herself. THe hair, the lips , the bloat!!!!!
*Waving* at Dawning Red, sapphire, Bess
Ruby Red, are you ready for another crack vat pool party? Its TGIF and we have a crack thread. Accepting your cracktini and passing shots of delusion. Look out below, clear out. I’m swan diving off the high dive into the pool.
sapphire, how are you feeling after your first vat party? Hungover? Grab a cracktail and a raft and float your hangover away.
Something has finally made me feel sorry for Seacrest!
Madisyn – Yes, I would love a cracktini. (And I don’t ever want to see/smell horseradish again unless it’s on a slab of rare beef or a corned beef sandwich.)
*kamikazi’s into pool*
I think the drug testing has gone the way of the dinosaurs, but I do think her “counselor” *coughsgagsspitsouthorseradishcough* is in the same building as the drug testing facility.
Which, honestly, to me seems like one-stop shopping for Blohan.
Drug testing facility? Check.
Touchy-feely counselor? Check.
Touchy-feely counselor who will not help me accomplish anything other than court compliance? Check.
Touchy-feely counselor who will alibi “sea jasper?” CHECK AND CHECK!
Who’s up for a party?
@ Madisyn, you know I can never turn down a crack vat party – count me in 😀 Thanking u for the shots of delusion
btw have u seen on TMZ the article about Linnocent and Mena Suvari?? Go look if not, its def party time!!
good lord, is she getting ready for Halloween or she got a job at a haunting house ride????
Hey all, I posted in the old thread, I didn’t know there was a new one! Cracktini, please?
Bellaluna, glad you are ok!
In every pic but one she has her mouth open in the sexy pout, which of course is her new signature look.
Post from other thread:
Bellaluna, glad you are ok! Wow, blue sharpie and horseradish, I thought you were kidding about the horseradish! Phew. And a cat chasing a coyote, LOL! Here the coyotes eat kitties, unfortunately. I keep mine indoors. Sliding under the baby gate, scaling, you have a very imaginative child! And he will probably make you very rich one day with his inventions and future jobs 🙂
bellaluna
*Passing* cracktinis and kamikazi shots on the floating ice tray*. Did you get my message on the last thread AND my post to you here #27?
Ruby Red
Yes I did see the TMZ post. Don’t you just lurve the delusion in this quote from Blohan:
“We’re told Lindsay feels as if Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant”.
Relevant? Don’t you just love it. A comedy writer couldn’t come up with this shit. We always debate on these threads who is more delusional, Dina or Blohan. I just realized, its neither, its “Folie à Deux”. I knew the meaning but wanted to be positive it pertained to Dina and Blohan to a tee and it did. Here’s the definition of folie à deux:
n.
A condition in which symptoms of a mental disorder, such as the same delusional beliefs or ideas, occur simultaneously in two individuals who share a close relationship or association.
Nuff said.
Now onto the fun stuff. Lets party! Now who else is ready for a pool party, as I only see bellaluna and Ruby Red in the vat who I’m going to ‘kamikazi’ right now. They’re rafting and don’t see me on the high dive. I’m going to announce myself though, cuz I don’t want to ruin their cracktails. ‘GERONIMO’!!
Firecracker
Not only do we both cuss like a trucker but I do the exact same thing. Post away for an hour or two on an old thread and wonder why NO ONE reponds. That’s cuz theres a new post and everyone is on it. Have you seen some past threads where bellaluna and maybe a couple of others say, “where is Madisyn”. Well thats because I’m talking to myself on the old post. Theres already 50-60 comments up and I take another hour to read them all to respond, by then everybodys left, and I’ve missed out on another crack vat pool party.
Are you joining us today in the vodka vat? I thought I’d fire up the barbecue for some lunch, anyone hungry? *passing* you your cracktini.
The funniest part…The walking crack stick actually thinks she looks good! She thinks we think she’s sexy. HA! Matching your orange shoes to your orange Lanyard looking necklace…thanks for the laugh crackie.
And the hair, Good Lord! Don’t even get me started on that hair!
Madisyn, lol! I’m in Portland, OR and I post during my work day, so by the time I get all the fires put out and have time to look on here, there are already threads on the 2nd page that I haven’t read. I always join the party late!
Definitely joining the vodka vat today! I think I’ll float around for a while and sip my cracktini. Hey, who just did that mid-air spin dive?
@ Firecracker, I’m a daredevil diver, spinning, tumbling its all me!! 😉
@ Madisyn, thats the exact same line I picked up on…couldn’t quite believe it – then realised it was a Lohan so ‘doh’!!
BBQ for lunch sounds fab! I’m baking some crack’n’cheese for dinner, my absolute favourite – will be plenty for all 😀
Original Bell, when my son was 7, he was playing a soccer game at school. He was knocked down by an 8-year-old girl who then stepped on his hand and stole his ball. She was made to write an apology letter to my son which said, Dear Tony I am not sorry I knocked you down, I am not sorry I stepped on your hand. His teacher showed the letter to the principal and the next day I got the expected phone call from her. Once in her office with my son, she showed me the letter which said exactly what my son said it said. She then handed me a magnifying glass and asked me to read it again. Turns out my charming son had added the word ‘not’ to the letter. His teacher recognized the way my son did his T’s. He copied her handwriting, used the same red pencil crayon and it looked really good. You needed the magnifying glass to see it. This little girl got a spanking from her parents over this letter. I was angry about that. There was no changing that fact and nothing I could do about it. My son got the 2 days detention that she got originally, plus another 2 days and to make up for the spanking (which you can’t really) my son cleaned his room. The floor, the walls, all his dresser drawers, in his closet, I made him do his own sheets, and he wrote a ‘supervised’ letter of apology to her.
I asked the principal if I could have the letter. She told me she was going to frame it and put it on her wall. She said that after 30 years of teaching she thought she had seen everything. She wanted that letter as a reminder of just how creative children can be. That was a little embarrassing. Your fun is just starting with your little bebop, Bellaluna, but doesn’t it make life interesting?
Man, that white hair looks terrible. She looks like a corpse.
However, I’m glad she’s stopped pickling herself in the orange marinade. Wish everybody else would get a clue.
First she needs to make a sex tape that someone would care about. Preferably with a rapper who likes to give golden showers. And I dont think there are a heck of a lot of rappers, even though they would like to do that, would do it on her. Poor sad little creature.
I’m kindof confused.
What does this girl DO all day?
Shopping and drugs? I thought she was broke?
Show off new tattoos?
Is she still on some kind of probation or is it all a joke?
How much would the occasional bizarre magazine shoot pay?
Is she still being a “kept woman” or did that end awhile ago?
I can’t see her having a “career” in anything. Who needs someone hanging around who lies, steals, and is an addict?
Brad Pitt and Kate Winslet are A-List Stars.
Jerry Seinfeld and Mary-Louise Parker are A-List TV stars.
Linnocent is a repeat offender.
@brin —
“Flights of Delusion” would be the perfect name for Crackie’s VH-1 reality show.
God she blew it. She had everything and just couldn’t stay away from the bad stuff.
Dead by 30. That’s my prediction.
I hate to tell The Cracken, but Mena Suvari is a BAFTA-nominated actress, who does loads of modeling work, has an acting career, and is a successful player on the world poker circuit, where she raises money for breast cancer and DV orgs.
Crackie is a crackie career criminal who wants to meet a DV abuser.
LadyD, yes my life is infinitely more interesting.
Frankly, I’m looking forward to the early school years. I don’t think a child in existence can top my daughter’s stunt.
For nine weeks (NINE. WEEKS!) darling daughter didn’t turn in homework.
(Now, being that I live in CA I was only mildly surprised that I didn’t hear about this until after 12 WEEKS of school, at the parent/teacher conference.)
The teacher told me, with an absolutely straight face, that when she asked Darling Daughter (DD) what happened to said homework, DD replied “My dog ate it.”
Yes, that is correct: MY. DOG. ATE. IT.
Flabbergasted, I said to the teacher (while trying not to fall off mini-chair in 1st grade room due to laughing my ass off)
“But. We don’t even have a dog!”
So we have – Kerb – check
Street corner – check
And Linnocent – check
Does anyone else spell Hookerville??
I once accidentally bleached my hair – it eas a home dye job, it cost less than 5 dollars to kill my hair.
It still looked better than hers, and she pays people to do that to her!!! WTF???
Ruby Red
That must have been you showing off for Firecracker, cuz I just ‘regular’ dive or float. The days of acrobatics for me, like Blohans career, IS OVER. Crack ‘n’ cheese sounds good. Don’t the ovens in the Treehouse Bar & Grille come in handy. How about some ‘cracked’ ribs? Time for another cracktail, want one?
Now on to the delusion that is ‘Lohan’. Its these kinds of comments about other people using ‘her name’ to stay ‘relevant’ that just make people scratch their heads and think to themselves, THIS BITCH! Her delusion knows no bounds.
anybody trying to get their own reality show are trashy losers.
Lady,
My brother and I took his girls out for burgers, the oldest one kept running like a lunatic from our table to the bar area and pestering a couple of bikers, poking them etc and they were clearly annoyed. We told her to knock it off multiple times, finally my brother got ‘stern’ which is funny all by itself and said ‘Young lady!! this is the VERY LAST TIME I am going to tell you to stop fooling about’ and she actually replied ‘The last time you are gonna tell me that dad? Thats GOOD, ‘cuz you are driving me nuts’ and continued wreaking havoc all over the restaurant… At that point the big burly bikers and I damn near fell off our chairs laughing while my brother begged us to stop encouraging her. On the down side the girls all have red hair, like me and my brothers is dk brown so everyone thinks those smart mouthed little monsters are mine.
Madisyn, I think I’m going to hop out of the pool for some crack-on-a-stick. I’m getting a little shriveled up here.
Delusionville is right! She thinks she’s still relevant because the paps LUV to take pictures of her.
I have an aunt who never wears a bra, like Lilo, and now they’re down to her ankles. Just saying.
What happened to everyone? Are we done with this post already?
I’m floating in the vodka vat all by myself, I’m lonely.
@Madisyn – I was wondering about it myself. I came back from school and no one was here! o.o
Feels like all the work I did on that unreality show went to waste – *pouts*
I really wish she would break up with the blond hair.
She always looks really unclean- like if you got close, she would smell. I’m not a fan of Kim K at all, but at least she looks like hygiene is a priority.
As for the reality show…I think it would be more like “Britney: Chaotic” then like “Kardashians.” Britney’s reality show hurt her career, because it showed just how unstable she was. Lindsay’s show would do the same; the ratings would probably be gold, but she’d never recover from the portrayal of her narcissism, addictions, victimization and general disordered life.
I think “Flights of Delusion” is freakin’ BEAUTIFUL. I can’t touch it. Perfection.
I’ll have another one (or 2 or 3) of what everyone else is having!
Dawning Red, LOVING your reality script!
She’s not wearing leggings. Whatever happened to her line of 5150 leggings? Why, just the other day I was thinking I needed a pair designed by Lindsay because I’ve always wanted leggings with sewn-in kneepads.
She’s covering her nipples a lot in those pictures, isn’t she. Sure, it’s easy for her now, but in a couple years she’ll have to reach down to her kneecaps to do that. Just like Grandma.
Those pants and crossed arm boob-holders are pure crack couture .
Dawning Red
Wha Up? I don’t know what happened? I think I may have pissed my allies off. Oh well, I guess I’ll ‘get over it’. I haven’t heard a word from my ‘twin’ and my other allies aren’t ‘replying’ to me either. So, whatever……..
I would have loved to have seen Lindsay begging/pitching Ryan a reality show. I remember when Courtney Love begged/pitched her reality show idea to Russell Simmons, it was f*cked up. You couldn’t understand a word of what she was saying, she was so high.
I can only imagine what Lindsay was like. I would never watch it, I’m getting bored just reading about her. It’s just the same thing over and over again. She needs to fade away.
In the photos of Linnocent wearing the mom pants, she really looks like one of those zombie people. She just looks so sickly, wasted and over-processed. From what I know about hair care, those hair extensions are pricey. For the amount of money she spends on her hair, it should at least look human.
@Madisyn: I don’t know where everyone else is either, and for some odd reason it took twenty minutes for my first post to show up, and under a minute for my second. I don’t know why.
@Original Bellaluna: Thanks!
You know, what struck me in those photos weren’t the mom pants, but the glasses. They look like something a little girl would buy at a thrift store. I wonder where Lindsay stole them from?
@Bess: Have you seen this news story regarding extensions and thefts on the rise?
http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/thieves-ram-beauty-store-958062.html
Apparently beauty supply stores are being broken into for the hair extensions! I guess now we know where Lindsay is getting those!
Alright, alright, I’m HERE. I’m gaming and parenting and trying to stay on top of relevant stuff, like THE NEWS.
TaylorB – Okay, I have a few…”she’s bugging me nuts!” which is a combination of “driving me nuts” and “bugging me.” Also, “ignoying me” which is (I believe) a combination of “annoying” and “ignoring.” Courtesy of my son. The oldest. (That would be the “yes, Mrs. Bellaluna, thank you for calling Poison Control. What did he injest now?” child. NOT to be confused with the blue Sharpie wielding, horseradish-spreading younger son.)
Pity me. And hand me a damn Cracktini!!! 😀
She reminds me of David Bowie’s character in The Hunger, “I’m 24 years old… my hair is thinning… my hands have age spots… my nostrils are collapsing… my teeth are falling out…”
@ Dawning Red 😉 Love the hair extensions post!
@ Madisyn, this crack party does seem a little flat 🙁 I only get to party with u ladies half of the time coz I’m in bed when u guys r still up! Boo!! & now u guys are all sleeping off ur hangovers and I’m making brekkie – scrambled eggs on toast with cracked black pepper – yum!
See u in the vat later ladies 😉
I guess this is what she means when she claims she is ‘working’..
I’m scared for her. She looks like shit even for her.
Nope, I’m still here.
Ruby Red, please pass some of those eggs through the bars. And a cracktini.
(And I truly don’t mean to sound like a bitch, but Little Boy was up at 3:42 this morning. 3…4…2!)
Now I have a serious question: Has the alphabet devolved recently? Because Lardassian is S-O-O-O-O not A-list.
I want to know what is the stupid orange necklace doing in the tragic highwaisted pants pics–her crackhand holding the water bottle full of vodka is blocking the bottom….is it a spoon pendant, you know, a retro throwback to the quaint old coke days? And is this the same orange thing she seems determined to hide in the black dress photos?
The hair….the hair!!! Oh the humanity.
And we have not even touched upon the “squash massacre.” (Seriously, I think I should start a toddler blog.) And yes, he’s still awake.
And have we talked about how huge her feet look? Those orange shoes are capital-F Fugly, and the clunky black ones with that delicate dress show horrible taste (no shock), but in both, her feet just look enormous. I’ve never noticed before if her feet are cartoonishly big or if this is just this set of pictures. Must investigate.
I love me a Lohan post, and I really enjoy reading comments here in general, but FFS I am so over this vodka vat/cracktini/pool party *waving* stuff. You guys need a Facebook group, Yahoo message board, Skype or something.
God, I’ve been wanting to say that for a really long time.
*waving* Mornin ladies, is there anymore breakfast left, I’m hungry AND hungover. I know its afternoon where Ruby Red is but whoever said you can’t eat breakfast anytime.
I agree that a reality show for Blohan would be more like “Britney: Chaotic “. It would certainly highlight her ‘flights of delusion’. I kinda like “Lindsay: Delusional”. Fitting, isn’t it?
Enn
So for a dozen of us or so, we should stop the “vodka vat/cracktini/pool party *waving* stuff” just for YOU? I don’t think so. You might want to get over it. I’m not going to stop, can’t speak for the others. Never gonna happen!
Hello everyone!
@trh – You know, you’re absolutely right! But since I’m a Trekkie, this is how I see Lindsay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snHLB66qFsg
Madisyn, I’m 100% positive that you guys aren’t going to stop. I’m just voicing my opinion that it’s old. It was funny the first few times, now I just find it obnoxious. Sorry. Free speech and all that.
Wow, her appearance here actually gives me the chills, like someone else said – she looks like a reanimated corpse; the lights are on but nobody’s home. On a more positive note, maybe she’ll see some of these awful pictures and use them as a motivator for getting clean and sorting out her physical and mental health. Unfortunately though she seems to be convinced that she’s the hot s**t, she’s in her prime and she doesn’t need any help.
Just a weird observation – she spends thousands and thousands on those dreadful hair extensions yet her teeth look like the rot is starting to set in. Wouldn’t any sane person get their teeth fixed before fussing over extensions and different hair colors each week? Crackies have strange priorities I guess.
@ Madisyn, *passing eggs* – oops sorry @ Enn, I didn’t mean too be too ‘old and obnoxious’ – its just a bit of fun and everyone needs fun in their lives 😉
I thInk we should start a petition at ryan seacrest to make Linnocent’s reality show…whose in???
Agreed @ Annie, I swear if Linnocent doesn’t wake up to herself pretty sharpish, she’s not going to be with us for too much longer – even I would never wish that for our crackie!!
& I must confess (tho most of u prob wont agree) back on the day I loved Freaky Friday and kind of fell in love with Linnocent back then…however that didnt last long (like her natural looks and charisma!) & looking at her now I just see a sad waste of talent and of her life…she is an entitled, lying, hooking, klepto addict – not something anyone should aspire to be like!!!!
Phew! Rant over – *downing shots of delusion*
Morning All! *waves*
Thank you Boo! For having (had) so much money and so many people “giving” her designer stuff, her shoes are AWFUL.
My Twin, we worked hard on that vodka vat. And all that vodka doesn’t drink itself. 😉
@ Enn- you read my mind.
# 44
“Seal Team 6”
Obviously enough no one from Seal Team 6 posts under that name, so you know they were killed in a horrific helicopter crash over Afghanistan right? A colossal, sad loss of life that shouldn’t have happened.
What’s next, calling yourself “Pat Tillman,” or “Deceased Firefighters of 9/11” on Lindsay Lohan posts of gossip blogs?
It’s just not right. Don’t get why someone would do something so low.
GOOD NEWS: The Lindsay Lohan Reality Show has gotten interest (and possible funding) from an organization searching for a well-known name who looks just like a senior member of their group.
BAD NEWS: The organization is the AARP.
Seal Team #6 has been posting under that name for a long time, here and elsewhere (I believe), since long before that tragic loss of life. Lay off.
“vodka vat/cracktini/pool party *waving* stuff”
I know, I’m a bitch!
Thank you Boo for saying it first! No one messes with OUR ‘Seal Team 6’.
Guys, we got the H8R’s, a little help here, please.
No one is going crack hijack OUR post. *Diving* into OUR ‘vat of delusion’
Gosh, I always wanted to say that. I know, I’m a bitch. LMFAO
@Madisyn:
“Gosh, I always wanted to say that. I know, I’m a bitch. LMFAO” psh… girl at least you are owning it =^.^=
secondly, Linds is proof that the fight to stay relevant in Hollywood is an ugly one. The girl looks like she is 60 years old! As for a reality show, I would indeed watch that, but would need extensive therapy after lol So I’m not sure if the pros outweigh the cons. ^_^ Seriously though, I have to say, Ryan Seacrest is a skeezy faux-genius, a reality show Hitler as they say. I always feel like he should be put on trial for mass entertainment genocide. So you know shes bad off if that blood-sucking reptile turns her down. :/ Red hair needs to make a comeback but at the same time wouldn’t it seem a bit pathetic?
Wow.
Let us not bully Seal Team 6. Lots of military members have been killed, the most recent of which (if I’m correct) were 32 Seals and their pilots. *respect*
Madisyn, I would love to join you in the vat. I’ve had quite enough of this week in toddler-created hell, and I need a cleansing vodka soak.
(And when asked by a colleague what I had under my name [like, my “title” under my name] on my business card, I replied “QBIC…”without a moment’s hesitation. Because I. AM. She said “What?” And I said “Queen Bitch In Charge.”)
Dawning Red, I think this is my favourite line: “says hello to the doorknob and gives it a beej.”
There are no words…it is truly a thing of beauty.
(and pass me a cracktini)
@ Madisyn et all *waves* great dive btw!!!
Yeh, what is happening with all the loons lately?? I’m going to dive into our vat and breath through a straw – someone pls come & pull me to the surface when all the lonely loons have given up & gone back to their highly moral and lonely existence!!! (the b1tchiness has passed to me too!!)
bellaluna
I literally have a frig magnet that says: “QUEEN OF F*CKING EVERYTHING” I love it and it suits me to a T. I know someone else who needs ‘a cleansing vodka soak’ If only.
Eff these ‘people’ who want to put a stop to our “vodka vat/cracktini/pool party *waving* stuff”. Never gonna happen, BITCHES!
Ruby Red
I’ll pull you out anytime angel. I know its early but its never too early to have a cracktini.
I didn’t know that having a difference of opinion made me a bitch, but I’m okay with that. I’m not a “H8R” either, Avril Lavigne. I didn’t pull out any name calling, so I don’t know why you did.
Madisyn, maybe you should hang out with your friends who don’t live in your computer.
Enn…”Madisyn, maybe you should hang out with your friends who dont live in your computer”
Pot, Kettle, Black…thats all I have to say Enn, maybe thinking b4 u type would be a gd idea….
Enn
Your right. Name calling on the computer is wrong and I apologize. The only time name calling is OK ‘sometimes’ is in person. Again, I apologize.
I need to follow that age old adage, ‘don’t feed the trolls’.
Ruby Red, are you making breakfast this morning? I’m a little peckish. Scratch that, its almost 7pm where your at. How about a little fish & chips? The deep fat fryer at the Treehouse Bar & Grille is fired up and ready to go.
Vintageburn said “secondly, Linds is proof that the fight to stay relevant in Hollywood is an ugly one”. I wonder if agents in Hollywood tell their upcoming, legitimate ‘starlets’, “DON’T BE A LOHAN”. In other words, don’t get arrested, keep your private life private, stay away from papparazzi hotspots, and whatever you do, don’t call the paps to photograph you and give you a small paycheck. Of course, REAL actors don’t have to pap themselves to stay ‘relevant’. Their ‘work’ speakes for itself.
@Callumna —
Ummm…. you do know Seal Team 6 are who took out Bin Laden, right? Oh, you don’t. Maybe you should educate yourself before you get all self-righteous and embarrass yourself online by showing you don’t know what you’re talking about, nor when a specific poster joined CB.
I rolled my eyes so hard when I read your post I think I bruised my skull.
I also think Pat Tillman’s family, from what I ahve read about them in many interviews and in Kaukauer’s book, wouldn’t give a flying cracktini if I posted in a Linnocent thread using his moniker.
Thank you, My Crack Clique Lovelies, for defending me. Hurricane Irene jacked up my laptop, and I had to get a new one.
As we all know, I joined CB after a long lurkerdom after Seal Team 6 took out Bin Laden, and because Milo was on TMZ acting like he was an Ex Seal.
WTF has happened on CB the last couple days while I’ve been offline?!
Tell me that Linnocent doesn’t looked completed cracked out in these photos. They were posted on twitter.
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/9797251674/lindsay-lohan-in-front-of-room-69
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/9797215810/lindsay-lohan-at-the-chateau-marmont
Oh, Seal Team, you’ve missed a LOT. Read the Linnocent wants to “meet” Chris Brown thread. It was a total head trip.
Madisyn, et al, I like our little camaraderie here. I think we’re pretty comfy in our online-ness, and I’m sure we all have real-life friends as well. 😉 Now, into that vat! I’m bellaluna! And fish & chips sound AWESOME!
bellaluna
I don’t know who started “don’t feed the trolls” but I need to follow that advice. I ignore Innocent all the time, I should have just done the same here. The fact that they find our online camraderie ‘obnoxious’ is THEIR problem, not ours.
*Grabbing my raft and joining you. Would you like another cracktini? Oh, fish & chips sounds soo good right now.
Bess
She looks drunk to me. Of course, she always looks ‘cracked out’, so nothing new here.
Seal Team
Nice one!
Bess, and of COURSE she’s at the Chateau. Like the southern-fried blonde fright wig and the “sea jasper” aren’t indication enough of how far cracked-out she is. Wow.
Madisyn, yes! My first thought was “Is she drunk?”
Seal Team, did you fare okay through the hurricane?
Seal Team, you also missed nearly a FULL WEEK of epic tomfoolery on my 2 year-old’s part.
There was the Incident of the Blue Sharpie; the Great Squash Massacre of 2011; the Horseradish Spreading; and the Tape Escapade. DAYS. in. a. row. (NOT to be confused with today’s Potty Flushing Event. Which resulted in clogging of said potty. On a SUNDAY, no less!)
Now that it’s probably too late to matter… :S
I am sorry, but I’ve wanted to write what Enn did so many times…
It’s great that you guys are friends, but it really does suck to wade through all of these cracktini/shots of delusion/pet-and-child-update posts. I mean, it’s not like much of this is even remotely tangential to the topic. What’s even worse is that before all of this, many of you were posters I really enjoyed. Which is why I’ve never said anything- wanting to avoid starting a sh-tstorm and expecting you’d tire of it on your own, hopefully returning to previous levels of insightful snark. But since Enn brought it out, it’d be hypocritical of me to not agree.
Could you at least confine yourselves to maybe one vodka vat/kamikaze/various crack foodstuffs/etc post per thread? The *waving* doesn’t bug me (I think it’s genuinely sweet that you guys all became friends here, and you don’t run across much sweetness on the internet) but most of the time you’re just jacking these threads- as some of you admit, and seem to revel in. Why do you do this? Is it because you’re bored with the post’s subject? If so, might I suggest hanging out on a less well-trafficked post? Just think, you could be giving all those page hits to Helen Mirren instead of Linnocent…
She was at the Chateau. Was she drunk? Is the pope catholic? Nuff said.
@Orig B
I had some damage, but the claim cleared insurance, and everything can be replaced.
Thanks Statler. I didn’t write that original comment trying to be a killjoy, but I find it really annoying to try to read about gossip when the flow of the comment thread is constantly interrupted. Nor do I think it’s fair that because a few of you have claimed this as “YOUR” thread you feel it’s appropriate to name call – no, Madisyn, calling me a troll is not cool. (I’m singling you out because you’re the one who keeps doing it.)
I’m not a troll; I’m not here to stir up drama for the sake of it. I’m a reader and infrequent commenter, because I’m usually on my phone. I have the right to my opinion.
Mornin all
I know Bess showed us those pictures of Blohan looking loaded, as usual, but are there none of her at the Chateau? No cracknigans? After all, it is a holiday weekend and I can’t believe Blohan hasn’t done something. . .’Lohanesque’.
@ Madisyn * waving*
I think Linnocent is probably laying low in her house cr*cked out her mind waiting for her next ‘client’ and rose crystal!!!
Only explanation I can think of for a no-show Linnocent!! 😉
*Waving back to Ruby Red*
It IS odd not having a Blohan post over a holiday weekend. I’m not sure this twit knows what “laying low” means. I suppose its one explanation. Of course “cracked out of her skull” and waiting for her “next client”, now that I’d buy.
I think its time for a cracktini, would you like one?
No more photos from the Chateau, but here are some of Linnocent and Ali from 9/2. Does Linnocent ever wear a bra???
http://eyeprime.net/2011/09/a-braless-lindsay-lohan-hangs-out-with-her-sister/
Maybe she thinks she’s already done enough “work” for the week. She did after all call the paps to whine about Mena and Dania parodying her in that video, and she was caught getting a fine after she parked her gas guzzling SUV in front of that fire hydrant. That’s a full work week for this idiot.
Love a cracktini @ Madisyn 🙂 Fancy some popcorn flavoured with ‘rose quartz’? Theres a load in a bowl by the vat!
@ Miss Diagnosed, co-sign! Sums up Linnocents work ethic perfectly!!
And on that note, I’m leaving the party for tonight, cu all ltr 🙂
Bess, she rarely wears a bra. I think it was at the Adele concert that she had one on for the first time in I don’t know when. The twit doesn’t even bother to wear a bra to court. TO COURT. I can’t even imagine not wearing a bra out in public, let alone court.
Miss Diagnosed, you know, I’ve thought about this. If Blohan had not run and called TMZ to whine about the parody, would any of us have actually seen or heard anything about it? She REALLY does bring this negative attention on herself. It just brings attention to how satire-worthy she really is. ‘Work ethic’, the twit has no idea the meaning of those two words.
Ruby Red, nighty night.
I’m not at all annoyed at the crack tailgates. I do miss the days when they all were getting very creative with their cracktastic recipes tho. Where’d the 7 Layer Lohan Dip go?
(lol.. my spellcheck thinks “Lohan” should be “Loan”)
So… yea… not all occasional-posters hate it. Don’t like? Don’t read. Very simple.
I do tend to lurk, I hide behind my trusty Charlotte Ronson Mask. I swear that girl is the hardest-working Ronson child yet she’s consistently forgotten. I also now have a new Erin Foster Mask. Whenever she’s out with Samantha she keeps getting cropped out of the photos! And more embarrassing, the paps keep getting Erin and Charlotte confused with each other. Jeez!
@ Bess… don’t ya love how lohan changes her hair for maximum pictures without a wardrobe change?
@skeptical,
Yes, I’ve noticed that about Linnocent’s hair. I’m just shocked that she actually pays someone to deep fry what’s left of her natural hair and then adds those god-awful extensions.