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“An Emmy?!? How gauche.” – Goop
Justin Timberlake and Gwyneth Paltrow are the same, you know. Both are incredibly dated, both think they are God’s gift to Hollywood, both are snotty mean girls, both “dabble” in music, and both still use “NOT” as a legit joke. As in, “Gwyneth and JT are cool. NOT.” And now they have one more thing in common – they both won Emmys! Believe it or not, I think JT was probably deserving of his Emmy – he got the Outstanding Guest Star in a Musical/Comedy for his Saturday Night Live appearance. JT has won two Emmys before – one in the same Outstanding Guest category in 2009, and one in 2007 for the music for “D-ck in a Box”. Meanwhile, Dame Goop won her Outstanding Guest Star Emmy for her horrible, uncool, pitchy, uncomfortable, singing and booty-shaking performance on Glee. Jesus, Emmy voters. Don’t encourage her.
The Creative Arts Emmy Awards — you know, that other Emmy ceremony — handed out dozens of awards Saturday night in Los Angeles before the upcoming primetime ceremony, airing live on Fox Sept. 18.
The night’s biggest recipients were Gwyneth Paltrow, who won an Emmy for her guest starring role on Glee, as well as Justin Timberlake, who took a statue for his most recent hosting gig on Saturday Night Live. Deadliest Catch was the most sentimental winner: The reality show (which submitted Capt. Phil Harris’ final episode) won an award for outstanding non-competition reality show. It also won the gold in categories like best cinematography and picture editing.
Survivor‘s Jeff Probst took home another statue for best reality show host. The night’s other notable recipients included Loretta Devine (outstanding guest star, Grey’s Anatomy), Paul McCrane (oustanding guest star, Harry’s Law) American Masters (outstanding nonfiction series) and Futurama (outstanding animated program). And hey, The Walking Dead earned some gold for its great work with prosthetics.
Overall, HBO won the most awards with 15, followed by PBS (10) and Fox (9). Among shows, Boardwalk Empire took the most, followed by Deadliest Catch (4) and Gettysburg (4). The awards will air on Reelz Channel Saturday, Sept. 17.
[From Entertainment Weekly]
So I guess Kathy Griffin didn’t win? Guess not. But I do love Kathy’s yearly tales from the Schmemmys. I saw some photos from the Creative Arts Emmys too – Kathy was there. Neither Gwyneth nor Justin made it. That’s how much they give a crap. NOT. Gwyneth was probably in London still, doing fashion events and work for Coach, while Justin… um… I saw photos of him at the US Open. Guess he just didn’t feel like coming to pick up his award. You know both JT and Gwyneth will probably be at the big Emmy ceremony this weekend, though.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Emmy Awards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Timberlake
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Best GOOP pic ever.
Justin deserves his SNL Emmys.
Really…Survivor? Voters must think of it as the lesser of reality show evils. Meh.
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I read on another site that Kathy Griffin did win.
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I think Justin is really good on SNL. Like good enough to be a regular. I know I’m not popular in the opinion that he doesn’t suck so hard though. I kind of like him. Kinda.
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I think Gwyneth is thrilled she won an Emmy. She’s wants to be an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy Tony, Oscar) so she can be officially better than her peers.
Look for her to talk about how wonderful the theater is and how she wants to get back to the roots of acting. She’ll be on Broadway in the next 6 months.
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That header pic is CLASSIC! If people are going to win awards, they should at least have the decency to show up. UGH with these two.
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I have to ask… Has Goop really said, “An Emmy?!? How gauche”?
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Pix, it’s like you read my mind. My first though was “Dear God, she’s trying to EGOT!”
I think Justin is a bad actor, but he is oddly good on SNL.
Goop won? Mawmaw from Raising Hope was robbed! Or at least give it to Kristin Chenoweth! Of course the Emmys also nominated the show for Best Comedy again, even though the show hasn’t been good since the middle of season 1.
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I know you post pictures that you think make her look really bad, but she still looks good. She just does. You can make fun of her attitude and her personality, but when it comes to her looks she is pretty much flawless. Just sayin.
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hatuh@ In your opinion,I for one don’t think she pretty let alone flawless to me she just ok nothing special.
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Gwyneth Paltrow did music? I don’t want to hear that.
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They should date. But JT is probably too cracker for Gwyneth.
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I really liked Gwyneth on Glee. Not her singing so much, but her character is a hoot! I used to wonder why people disliked her because she seemed harmless. But since Glee she’s like the Herpes of celebrities! And she won’t SHUT-UP! Of course she wouldn’t show up to accept the award that revitalized her career.
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“The herpes of celebrities”! @karena, that is spot-on. And hilarious.
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Not prestige enough for her to show, although, yep, bet she’d love an EGOT.
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Can wwe talk about Loretta Devine’s win? Because she absolutely deserved that Emmy – and more!-, she is amazing.
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for god’s sake, step away from the flat iron, goop.
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JT is the ruiner of women I swear. He ruined all the female celebs I once liked: Britney, Cameron, Jessica, and now Mila Kunis, maybe he didn’t date her but they seemed close.
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LOL @ header pic.
That needs to be the default pic for GOOP like the fuzzy pink bathrobe disaster is for Linnocent xD
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still can’t get over how great her skin looks in that top photo. even with her eyes all wonky, she looks beautiful. so…saw contagion on opening night and LOVED it. her role doesn’t get a lot of lines, but she’s breathtaking and haunting in it. very good. as for timberlake, I think he’s probably a huge douche, but me and my husband still sing “dick in a box” when we’re riding in the car together. and my brother in law loved that skit so much that he gave my sister…erm…a box of her own on christmas morning (all in jest, of course. and along with many other thoughtful gifts!)
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