Salma Hayek’s metallic boobs in McQueen: busted, budget or cute?

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I feel like we haven’t heard from Salma Hayek in a while. It’s been about a month, right? Yes, it has. The first weeks of August were lousy with reports that Salma’s husband had fathered Linda Evangelista’s son, and if you look at the actual timeline of the pregnancy, you see that Francois-Henri Pinault and Salma were in some stage of togetherness when he was boning Linda. Still, Salma loves her billionaire husband, and so she’s stuck by him, through thick and thin. They did a photo op just days after Linda asked for $46,000 a month in child support, and then Salma also appeared on the cover of Allure – where she claimed she had never gotten anything done to her face.

So now for the new photos – Salma is in Toronto, promoting her film Americano. Her dress is McQueen, and I really dislike it. It’s not that I don’t believe Salma’s rack should showered in gold. I just don’t think her rack should be showered in this budget-looking gold-metallic detailing. It looks like part of a pirate’s costume. Plus, this mustardy color is doing Salma no favors. And her hair sucks too. And look at her eyebrows…? They look really unkempt. This is just a bad look, and Salma looks really thin and tired to me.

As for the film, it sounds interesting, although pretty depressing. It’s about a youngish man sorting out his life after his mother’s death, and he seeks out a family friend, played by Salma, who works at a strip club in Tijuana. You can read more about the film here.

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40 Responses to “Salma Hayek’s metallic boobs in McQueen: busted, budget or cute?”

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  1. Kiki says:

    I think the dress could do without that brown belt thing. She does seem a bit tired, but she’s been working with Oliver Stone in the Savages movie, so maybe that’s the reason.

  2. Cherry says:

    Hate the hair and make-up, love the dress. Overall, I think she looks cool. Look at her tiny little waist! She’s got such a great body. Oh, and I love the golden shoes, too.

  3. Delta Juliet says:

    It’s not the best she’s ever looked. But she still looks 100 x better than I do lol

  4. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Salma looks like a latina version of Ivana Trump.

    Oh well, at least in this get up she matches her bathroom fixtures.

  5. deva says:

    mullet budget breast milk poo.

  6. ShanKat says:

    Sally, baby…do nose jobs not count? http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv/category/celebrities/salma-hayek

    If my billionaire husband owned LV Brands, best believe I’d always be on point.

  7. bros says:

    yah bad mullet hair and tacky styling on the earrings, shoes, and clutch are dragging this look down.

  8. Sue says:

    I love evey thing about it and hair and make-up also.

  9. lem says:

    her eyebrows and her TEETH! did she forget to brush?

  10. garvels says:

    Ugh Fug.

  11. thinkaboutit says:

    Her husband doesn’t own LVMH; that’s Bernard Arnault, and wife is stunning and stylish. Salma has access to some of the best (Gucci, McQueen, Balenciaga, YSL), but with no personal style of her own, it just doesn’t matter. She almost always looks cheap and the clothes wear her, not the other way around. I’ll never get the fuss over her, especially since her personality is not lovely.

  12. Calli Pygian says:

    And gold bag& shoes, too??? Ick all around.

    Looks like she has had some fat sucked from her cheeks, too.

  13. Thea says:

    She is a beautiful woman but I lost respect for her over the billionaire husband who is an ass and want take care of his child.

  14. tracking says:

    Wow, bad hair, bad dress, bad shoes. Complete fail. Surprising given her resources and how naturally gorgeous she is.

  15. Julie says:

    I think she looks stunning!

  16. bagladey says:

    Yuk. Awful.

  17. Liz says:

    busted. so busted

  18. Melissa says:

    As beautiful as I think Salma Hayek is, I’m not liking the way she looks here.

  19. ShanKat says:

    @ thinkabout it: Their names are similar! Thanks for correcting. Now I won’t be quite so baffled over her fashion deafness. 😉

    I’ve heard she’s incredibly unpleasant. Too bad. I loved her in “Fools Rush In.” And she has great New York Boobs. I’ll bet Dr. Novack did them.

  20. Hibiscus says:

    Thea:”She is a beautiful woman but I lost respect for her over the billionaire husband who is an ass and want take care of his child.”

    Some of the actresses, models and musical “perfomers” are nothing but high-profile prostitutes who would do anything for the right amount of money.
    Not much artistic value there.

  21. gloaming says:

    I’m intrigued by those clips of that Movie. At first I though Oh noes! Salma’s acting again and playing a stripper to boot. But It looks okay and it has a really good cast.

  22. Franco says:

    don’t like her, the dress nor the hair! Never thought that she was a beautiful woman and this definetely proves me right!

  23. blinditemreader says:

    Not good and the length on that skirt is doing nothing for her legs.

  24. Nanea says:

    Apparently Mr Hayek has told the French press that Linda’s and his son is very much part of their family is well, that he and Valentina are little BFFs, that Augustin is at every family event, and that he treats him the same as he treats every other of his kids…

    And Salma’s dress looks too tight in the skirt area. One should think she’s able to have a dress tailor-made according to her size. Everything together looks so cheap, unclassy.

  25. 4Real says:

    What is up with these dresses being ill-fitted and too long? She looks busted and like she is ready to get “jumped into” the Echo Park chola clique. What’s up Ay help a homegirl out!

  26. Heather M (Heather) says:

    I lost respect for her when I read that pretentious article where she bragged about how grand life was with a billionaire and got all Kate Winslet with her assertions of “no plastic surgery,” (even though she had her nose done, like everyone else). I don’t care what her husband did, but her assertions that she is going to spoil her kid and not make her work, etc., make me suspect she is raising the next Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton. Good luck with that, Salma.

  27. julimonster says:

    is she mad at her boobs?

  28. Sassy says:

    She is rocking some Frida Kahlo eyebrows. Perhaps it is a retro thing.

  29. Maritza says:

    I hate that mustard color on her, winter colors look better on her. She is beautiful though.

  30. MLM says:

    Selma is a stunning woman. Her figure is to die for, and I can’t imagine what she looks like in a state of undress; however, I’m rarely wowed by her fashion sense. Somehow having such a voluptuous and petite frame really limits the kinds of clothes she can wear. Tight stuff and cheap fabrics just makes her look like a 1980s Las Vegas call girl.

  31. Kim says:

    She is a pretty girl but always looks like a stuffed sausage. She wears to tight of clothes for her voluptous body.

  32. Heavenbound says:

    oh oh she is starting to look old…..

  33. lolas says:

    the colour isn’t great, and the skirt could be shortened an inch…I have the same build as Salma, short and curvy, and it’s easy to look dumpy in a skirt. (and don’t love the shoes) But otherwise I think she looks great.

  34. Madison says:

    Not a good look on her, the color doesn’t suit her, the style is bad the hair is awful and everything is gold. Bleh could do better.

  35. DethHammer says:

    I wish I had her boobs.

    She looks pissed off in these photos; like she really didn’t want to go to this event. I see a forced smile and a bit of exhaustion, which is completely understandable.

  36. Ally says:

    Also, she launched her skincare line last month. Probably the billionaire husband financed it.

  37. Cinderella says:

    Well she’s no Linda Evangelista, that’s for sure.

  38. Andie B says:

    I would like it more if it were a different colour. I do like the shoes though. She probably spent the afternoon arguing with hubby about whether he has fathered any more Supermodel’s babies.

  39. Kath & Kim says:

    “I wish I had her boobs.”

    You can buy them from the same surgeon she did.

  40. Elaine says:

    I think that her breasts are natural and I’m very good at spotting fake ones. Salma Hayek also needs to get divorced from this jerk as soon as possible. He isn’t good enough to be with her and I have never liked him.