The Scarlett Johansson boobtastic cellphone portraits, are they real?


Update: Well these are real, considering that TMZ is reporting that Scarlett got the FBI involved. We’ve removed them!

Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to have alleged nude cellphone self portraits surface. We’ve heard that there’s some hacker group targeting celebrities, and unlike prior stories to this effect I actually believe this one and think these photos were obtained by nefarious means. So here we have Scarlett Johansson posing semi-seductively and showing us her cute T&A. These were intended for some lover or other, probably not her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, but who knows. She’s been linked to plenty of guys post-split.

In terms of the quality of these photos, they’re blurry but rather nice. Aesthetically, she’s lovely, and stylistically, these are some of the best cellphone nudes I’ve seen. They don’t have the narcissism and “look at me” factor of Black Lively’s iPhone snapshots, and they’re not as bold as Rihanna’s. She looks like a mouth breather, but she’s relatively demure. They look inviting, confident and sexy while leaving enough to the imagination. I would call them real and actually not that embarrassing. She’s not showing the full package, she’s just giving the intended recipient a little tease. If you’re going to take nude photos for someone, and in no way would I ever recommend it given the possible outcome, this is the way to do it. Good job, Scarlett, although you’re probably understandably mortified. We’ve seen much worse.


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  1. Dusty says:

    The 2nd shot doesn’t make sense to me, because the reflection in the mirror isn’t the same as the lady’s pose in the forefront of the picture.

  2. MissVJJ says:

    I couldve sworn her breasts were bigger than that. When I had giant boobs, if I laid in the position she’s in in the first pic.. My breasts would lay spread out and smashed atop each other.

  3. Ms Smith says:

    I still dont get the take a naked photo of myself on my phone craze. Can someone please enlighten me?

  4. Eve says:

    @ Dusty:

    I think it looks real…she has her right arm close to her body (and it shows in the mirror as her left — the left looks like it’s the right one). Plus, she’s not exactly in front of the mirror.

    It’s like that scene from The Shining — the boy writes “redrum” on the door, it reflects “murder”.

  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Black Lively?

    I know, it’s a typo, but it still made me laugh.

  6. Quest says:

    Oh well, maybe those were for Sean P…ewww!

  7. celine says:

    oh man, is she tryin to become relevant again? mannnnn…

    but ur right kaiser those pics have sumthin their cute and somehow not nasty nude.

    still, laaaaame

  8. brin says:

    No one should be mortified since these pictures always manage to get out.
    I don’t get it either, Ms Smith. smh

  9. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    CB did you seriously judge the artistic value of nude cellphone photos. Not gonna lie…that was awesome. There all the same to me and done for the same purpose while having the same feeling. Anyway, I am kinda worried about the sheer volume of cellphone nudes I am seeing, like WTF is going on? I am gonna delete mine because hell, everyone and I mean non famous people…cellphone nudes on interent. Its crazy.

    @Ms Smith Well there is a camera on your phone, your up at 4 am, boredom sets in *snap snap*, just got out of shower, feeling sexy, camera on phone *snap snap*, boyfriend is in PA wanna show him what he is missing, camera on phone *snap snap*…I could go on.

  10. Poison Ivy says:

    Those iPhones are easy to hack, aren’t they? Why do celebs take nude pics of themselfes with a phone, that’s just stupid nowadays.

  11. Pix says:

    I don’t get why these celebrities continue to take naked photos of themselves. I loathe Scarlett so I am going to be the first to call her trash for these boring blurry pics.

  12. badkrma says:

    I think we put too much expectation on celebs, they are still as crazy as we non-celebs and do crazy “what was I thinking” stunts.. I think she is still lovely and doing fine…

  13. Samigirl says:

    I really think that’s her. I’ve seen Lost In Translation more times than I can count…the first scene is her bum in some peachy sheer undies…and…that looks like her tush. I think she’s hot. Yes, they are boring, but they aren’t trashy, ya know, compared to other nude pics.

  14. Boo says:

    In the top one, she looks like Amy Farrah Fowler.

  15. Ms Smith says:

    @ Love Angelina Thank you for your answer. It rings true.
    I thought that maybe it involed some mind altering subtance, (not that Scarlett appears to be on anything here, but others…), but boredom can be a great motivator for idiocy.

  16. Eve says:

    @ Sloane Wyatt:

    That’s because you have to click on the pictures to see them bigger and uncensored (they’ll open in another window).

  17. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Hmm. When I click on the link, Scarlett’s photos are censored. Not to worry, that was easily remedied by a quick search.

    Scarlett looks cute!

    The only semi nude I ever took was with a Polaroid instant camera, which my boyfriend promised to rip up. A week later, I found it in his wallet…I took matters into my own hands and no more record of hanky panky!

  18. Ashley says:

    They are real, she took them, she leaked them, she wants to be in the news,,these days you won’t make it in the news by behaiving like a nun.

  19. Celebitchy says:

    @Sloane, the pics are censored at the linked source. All you need to do is click on the pics there to see the uncensored ones.

  20. Jezi says:

    She’s a beautiful woman. I am guilty of the cell phone pics. I do it for my husband when he’s at work. Keeps things spicy after 8 1/2 years of being together. I wouldn’t do it with just anyone, he’s my husband, not a boyfriend who I’ve barely been dating.

  21. Liz says:

    @Ms Smith: the “naked photo of yourself” thing isn’t really for yourself per se (most of the time anyway…) usually for a loved one or a lover. I wish we’d stop saying things like “oh, what a stupid girl for taking naked photos of herself and sending them” – the day we admit that PEOPLE DO HAVE SEX is the day these things are no longer a mark on a person’s reputation.

  22. ashley says:

    Lacking the look at me vibe of Blake Lively’s pics? Why would anyone take them but for the look at me vibe?

  23. mel says:

    Don’t blame the victim. She was obviously hacked and what she does in private is no one’s business…least of all to be judged. Its not that I feel sorry for her…I NEVER feel sorry for celebrities.

  24. Roma says:

    Well, she’s contacted the FBI so going with “real”.

  25. Melissa says:

    Holy crap. I’m all for keeping it spicy and interesting for your man. But it’s good to always keep in mind that if you do take nude cell phone pics, there is a chance that they are going to end up on the internet somehow. Especially if you are a celeb. She definitely could have leaked them as well. Who knows.

  26. jc126 says:

    If I looked like that, I would leak my own nude photos. However, I doubt she did.
    I’ve done this; my guy likes it.

  27. GiGi says:

    I think it’s her. And I agree – nothing shocking at all. I send nude pics to my Mr. all the time and we see each other every day. I would imagine starlets do it because they are frequently away from their lovers for long periods of time. It seems pretty normal to me.

  28. Javagirl1 says:

    Oh please, she shouldn’t be mortified. She could have taken it all off and grinded on some guy in a movie, and them it would have been “art.”. Sorry but I just don’t get this double standard.

  29. Erinn says:

    Phht. SO many people do this now, it’s nothing new. I’ve sent photos to my boyfriend when I was living hours away…
    but then again, I wasn’t a celebrity and prime target for phone hacking.

  30. Cammie says:

    I think since she was so private, she would never take this risk considered she could get hacked…

  31. Rita says:


    American productivity is on the decline. I hope you will think about that next time you interupt your husband at work with naked cell phone pics.

    You might want to do what I do. Take naked pictures of yourself wearing a full length winter coat buttoned top to bottom and destroy them before anyone can see them.

  32. Liz says:

    @Rita: WTF!? “American productivity is on the decline.” Are you serious? Hidden misogyny there in your 50s-esque statement. You have issues with valuing your true role in life

  33. Kc says:

    I think she leaked them because she’s got the movie We Bought A Zoo out in December and, well, she wants to be in the news. Desperate attempt to stay relevant. It’s tacky and trashy.

    Blake Lively did the same thing when Green Lantern was about to come out.

    Celebrities with no self respect are the ones that go this route for their careers. Ugh

  34. carrie says:

    she looks nude well better than Blake Lively

  35. Jezi says:

    @Rita Very true but he usually tells me to stop cause he can’t concentrate. His fault that he asks for them in the first place though…lol.

    @Liz Rita is joking…relax!

  36. Alix says:

    Truth will out. And so will every nude photo you take of yourself. Why can’t celebrities understand this?

  37. Rita says:


    Quite a reaction. Pray tell, what might my “true role” be in life?

  38. DetRiotgirl says:

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one here who takes these kinds of pictures for my boyfriend. We both have crazy schedules, so I see this as a way of staying connected. Of course, we have lots of less x-rated ways of staying close too. Naked pics are just an extra way of keeping things exciting.

    Plus, I’ll admit, I enjoy taking them. I’ll pick some kind of theme, and do my hair and make up, before I take them. Lol, to me, they’re kind of like an art project or an excuse to play dress up as an adult. I know my boyfriend will never look at a set of pictures and go “oh, of course! The theme was Hawaii!”, but I get a kick out of it just the same!

  39. jinni says:

    Kc: Maybe the hackers are just releasing these pics close to these actresses movie premiere dates so that they will be forced to talk about it during their movies promotional interviews.

  40. Jezi says:

    @DetRiotgirl Holy canoli I do that also. I love character pictures…lol.

  41. Melissa says:

    It’s really fun when you have a friend who is a photographer and you get risque/burlesque type pics taken for your man. I love doing that. And they still might end up on the internet somehow, but who cares.

  42. sallyreo says:

    Naked, so what. Some bodys are a beautiful piece of work. Why not share it with the rest of your fans? We live in the 21st century people. Live and let live, enjoy the beauty of the world we live in.

  43. lolo says:

    I do this on occasion as well… but nobody has any reason to break into my phone (and my partner of many years won’t go spreading them around). damn, if I were I celebrity I sure wouldn’t!

  44. Melissa says:

    And @Rita: I think your “true role” in life should be as a stand-up comedian. You are too funny.

  45. Yup,if I were a man,I’d definitely be a boob man.Oops,was that out loud…

  46. Mary jones says:

    People who look like Scarlett should take naked pictures. 99.999 percent of the rest of the world should not. Noone wants to see them.

  47. Turtle Dove says:

    Rita – lol….

    Liz – She’s being facetious. Remain calm.

    The rule for talking nude/art/risque pictures is this…… do NOT include anything above the neck. No face, neck, hair, etc. If it gets out you can say with ferocity…. “Prove that’s my biscuit. You can’t. Can ya??!!” Problem solved.

  48. Melissa says:

    Turtle Dove: I just got a vision in my mind of my gynecologist and ex-boyfriends seeing just my “biscuits” online and going “Yep, that’s Melissa alright”.

  49. Samigirl says:

    @HorsePoorHanna-You don’t have to be a guy to be into boobs! I am completely heterosexual, and I look at Scarletts body and say…DAMMMMMMNNN. And yes, she has nice boobs. However, when we talk about breasts, I prefer Christina Hendricks. Holy hell, that woman has a rack. So. We are “boob women.” haha =)

  50. jlo1982 says:

    you can see that stupid tattoo on her arm in that one pic

  51. Amanda G says:

    Yeah, that’s totally her. I’m actually surprised at how small her breasts are. She has a great bras. I’m not into women, but I do find her incredibly sexy!

    I admit to being guilty of a cell pic or two, but never of the face LOL

  52. layla says:

    I never understood the fascination with taking shots of your naked/half dressed self … then, my boyfriend worked out of town for almost 3 months in a remote area with limited internet and cell coverage.

    We literally could only communicate via text (for some reason txt worked, but phone calls didn’t)

    So yeah…. now I understand.! ;)

  53. Sillyone says:

    Yep another set of tits and a bare ass. Next…

  54. jessica says:

    Why don’t we ever get leaked photos of celebs that are worth looking at?

  55. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    It’s so much more fun to be angry and embattled than it is take the time to check out if we’re making sense.

    And as with anything in life: at your own (well-documented) risk. Of course people have sex, but the circumstances change if your document it or its…accessories, I guess, and they change more if your name is ‘Big Celebrity’. If you refuse to see the world you’re in whilst working towards the world or life you want, be prepared to drive that ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ bus straight off a cliff. Idealism with no sense or care for the pragmatic and imminently realistic is childish–it’s scolding into a void. Even if we have the most noble of intentions, you have to prepared for the fact that entire world won’t suddently come running after your wisdom immediately, even if they should.

    Do as you like, but remember that cause and effect existed before you think you got slapped by the face by something meant to bully and punish people who are you and think/behave exactly as you do. No, it kicks us all down, all the the time and for many reasons, whether we think, or do, derserve it or not.

  56. Liz says:

    c’mon – chill everyone, this is a gossip site :) – @Rita isn’t the only one who can sarcasm facetiousness. I don’t my know my ‘role.’ Hell, I don’t know my dinner plans. Except of course, that sometimes my writing tone could be better evoked. Cheers!

  57. Pomona says:

    Nude pics on cellphone are parts of the attention whore syndrome.

  58. wtf? says:

    nope… sorry still don’t care about her, her career, or her boyfriends….gone to clip my toenails now

  59. Laurie M. says:

    At least she admits it is her. Other celebs play the game of denial.

  60. Kim says:

    I honestly can not understand in this day and age why anyone takes nude pictures on their cell phone??? We all know they can and most likely will be leaked so i have to think they WANT them to be leaked.

    Pomona – i agree!

  61. Catherine says:

    Gorgeous lady. She doesn’t need all that makeup to be stunning. That lipstick makes me want to cry.

  62. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Wow Scarlett rocks the red hair and in these photos is resembling Abbie Cornish.

  63. Moi says:

    It’s her, the wallpaper in the nude ass picture matches the wallpaper in a picture on a website when she was selling her house. (Hope this makes sense, I’m tired and my brain is failing).

  64. Str8Shooter says:

    Hmmmm. Stalled career, uninteresting persona, new upstarts ready to take her place.

    Yeaaaaahhhh. I am SURE she didn’t know these pix were being leaked.

  65. Marianne says:

    Don’t these celebrities learn from other people about how easily these nude pictures get leaked?

  66. Chai says:

    Since these were such tasteful and lovely photos, and forgive me, ive had worse photos sent to me and seen(!) I think this is an amazingly kind and selfless way to catch those hackers and take them down by involving the FBI right away. Go get em you brave girl! Before someone else gets hurt!

  67. sad says:

    Well this makes me very sad……
    I always thought her breasts would be much much pointier :)