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Yesterday we covered some excerpts from Levi Johnston’s new book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. I pretty much skimmed the whole book, and I mentioned that I was impressed by how well it was written, meaning there’s no way that Levi had penned a single sentence. He does credit his ghost writers in the epilogue, and mentions that he wanted to put their names on the book jacket, but that they declined. It’s easy to understand why they would prefer not to be associated with this memoir in any way.
Yesterday Levi was on the Wendy Williams show to promote the book. He came across much better than he has in the past. He seemed just somewhat stupid and dull as opposed to completely uninteresting and slow. He’s learning how to handle the spotlight and has been working on his interview skills.
When describing the reasons why he and Bristol broke up for the second time, Levi said that the media claimed he had gotten a girl pregnant that he hadn’t seen in years. Levi said to Wendy, “It went downhill real quick. Apparently I got someone else pregnant that I hadn’t seen in five years… I did not get anyone pregnant.”
Levi is talking about this National Enquirer report that came out in late July of last year, after his second engagement to Bristol, claiming he had gotten a girl named Lanesia Garcia pregnant. Only in his book he openly admits sleeping with Lanesia, an old girlfriend, in January of 2010, he just says he’s not the baby’s father. That’s about six months prior, not five years.
Levi’s ghostwriters wrote:
In January of 2010, more than a year after Tripp was born and I’d moved out of the Palin house, I did hook up with Lanesia for one short night. Six months later, the international media community was announcing that Lanesia was pregnant with my child. She announced that she was barely pregnant – and the father of the child was her longtime boyfriend, and she had no f*cking idea why anyone was connecting her to Levi Johnston at this point.
She called me and said I needed to clean up this mess.
A second reason why this baby could not be mine, as if another reason were needed, was that I’d used protection.
[From Levi Johnston's memoir Deer in the Headlights]
He totally lied and he did sleep with that girl, he just wasn’t the one who got her pregnant.
Oh and some of that other stuff he said in the interview (video above) about how Bristol was jealous of her mom’s pregnancy was not in the book at all. The way it was described in the book, Bristol planned to get pregnant after her mom did, but it wasn’t out of envy at all. It was more like Bristol was influenced by her mom’s pregnancy and her new baby brother, not that Bristol wanted to upstage Sarah.
I guess I can’t blame Levi for forgetting what’s in his own memoir since I doubt he’s even read the whole thing.
Levi is shown out in NY yesterday. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Roseanne Barr, Sarah Palin, Wendy Williams

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Nozzles like him have it seriously too easy. WHO WHY and WHO would sleep with this guy– like seriously they can be this moronic and sleazy, yet some air for brains girl will reward him for it anyway?
*sigh*
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@Teehee: “WHO WHY and WHO would sleep with this guy–”
thisthisthisthisthisthisthis! I agree so much.
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He’s the King of Duh.
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Anything for a buck, he should get a real job. Oh, I forgot he has one, FAMEWHORE!
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@teehee/gee
I would hate-bang this dude.
I have no idea why.
I’m not proud of it.
But I could just see myself taking him home from a bar and treating him like crap in the morning.
“No, Leroy, you can’t have my phone number. Your pants are on the floor there, though. Might want to grab those.”
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The thing I love about this guy… is that he annoys the crap out that entire Palin clan.
That alone gives me happiness.
But seriously, they all have acted like poor white trash. And I don’t expect anything great from any of them.
But Levi occasionally throwing one of them under the bus, is amusing.
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What?? barely pregnant?? How is that possible either you are or not.
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EVERYONE writes a book now. It is the biggest joke, waste of money ever. Feed starving homeless people with your $ instead of buying this crap. Who even published this?
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NO I am NOT a Palin supporter. Exact opposite if anything.
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What a dumbass.
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LOL .. in guy speak I haven’t seen her in 5 years .. means he didn’t bother to look at her while he was hooking up with her. What a jerk … but I do love how he’s a thorn in Sara Palins side!!
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Yummy yummy white trash.
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He is such a douche bag. Will anyone actually buy this book??!!
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@ShanKat Dont be a racist. Grow up.
This guy is such a douche. One day when he actually matures he *may* regret his idiotic behavior.
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I’m not a racist. I’m from a long line of white trash.
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Ive never seen a scummier piece of trash in my life. He is so immature! I dont love Palin but any guy who kisses and tells esp for his 15 mins is PATHETIC! What a loser. Concentrate of being a father to your child you moron!!!!
And spewing lies about the mother of his son – ewwwwwwwww. He is repulsive!!!!
Nothing he says damages the Palins because he is such a liar looking for his 15 mins and everyone know this and knows he fabricates most of what he says to be shocking- oh brother! If anything it makes Bristol look smart for steering clear of him!
He posed in Playgirl people – thats says it all!
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Still haven’t forgiven him for not showing his peen in Playgirl. #BlueClit
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ShanKat, #15: Too fricken funny.
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whatever I’d totally hit that
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The book’s dust jacket is hilarious, and not in his favor. What a mouth breather.
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Can the Palin family and all of its lovers just go away? Ugh.
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