Enquirer: Levi Johnston might have gotten another girl pregnant

43026, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday July 27 2010. Levi Johnston, fiance of Bristol Palin and father to their child, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, enjoys a night out at Trousdale in Los Angeles. Earlier in the month, Levi and Bristol re-instated their engagement after reportedly breaking it off in March 2009. Photograph: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Oh, Scandal! Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston just announced their engagement a few weeks ago in a spectacular “get” for Us Weekly. While many of you rolled your eyes, I found myself happy for the young couple, and I actually rooted for them. But no sooner than you can say “WalMart wedding registry,” there’s already some old-school baby-daddy drama in Alaska. Wasilla seems to manufacture this kind of tabloid-friendly drama permanently. Is it the water?

Anyway, it seems that Levi Johnston might have fathered another baby by another girl. The girl’s name is Lanesia Garcia, and she and Levi dated sometime last year. She got pregnant, and now the National Enquirer claims that Lanesia thinks the baby-daddy could be Levi!

SARAH PALIN’s future son-in-law LEVI JOHNSTON is embroiled in a NEW baby scandal, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

In the wake of handsome Levi Johnston’s announcement that he’s engaged to Palin’s oldest daughter Bristol, one of his old girlfriends is about to give birth to a child she believes may be Levi’s!

During his breakup from 19-year-old Bristol, after she gave birth to their son Tripp, Levi briefly reunited with his old girlfriend Lanesia Garcia, The ENQUIRER has learned.

During that time, she became pregnant – and believes Levi could be the daddy!

[From The National Enquirer]

So I guess Levi is still totally frightened of condoms. For the love of God, dude. Sure, we don’t know for sure if he’s the baby-daddy, but come on. Just the fact that we’re having this conversation is so totally… wrong. Bristol is allegedly very, very upset, but no word yet on whether she’s going to dump the dude she referred to “a changed man” because he’s “opening up his GED books and studying.” Let’s see, here’s more information about the situation:

Do they even have condoms in Alaska?!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin’s baby daddy may have impregnated another girl toward the end of their 16-month separation. Levi briefly dated Wasilla Latina Lanesia Garcia in late 2009-early 2010 and enjoyed several trysts with the young woman, who is now reportedly several months pregnant, before rekindling things with Bristol in the spring. Garcia is unsure whether Johnston or another of her exes is the father of her baby. Despite the uncertainty, Bristol is reportedly livid that Levi’s liaison with Lanesia could torpedo their wedding plans.

“She just found out about Lanesia’s pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn’t serious – it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She’s really jealous. Lanesia’s planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is.”

If the name Lanesia Garcia sounds familiar, it should. In 2008, Lanesia, then 17, told Britain’s News of the World that she was in a three-year relationship with Levi before Bristol – her childhood best friend – started hooking up with the strapping young man behind her back.

Here’s what Lanesia said at the time: “I didn’t believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, ‘I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help it. Levi and I are together now and I think he’s the man for me.’ I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year – I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though – which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pit bull is spot on.”

[From PopCrunch]

She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is…” Now, I’m not one to bash a slut, I’m really not. Especially a younger woman. I do tend to think that your teenage years and your early twenties should be all about experimenting and having fun and figuring sh-t out. But come on, she doesn’t know? How many dudes was she boning in a two-week period? Or is Lanesia horrible at math? That’s always a possibility, as is the idea that she and Levi can’t remember when they last had sex, and so she’s just throwing out his name as a possibility (“I think I boned him sometime in the last three months, maybe.”) This also goes to show you: there really isn’t that much to do in Wasilla. You just shoot things and f-ck. That’s it.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 18:  Levi Johnston arrives at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event at Voyeur on November 18, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

BLOOMINGTON, MN - SEPTEMBER 03:  Levi Johnston and his girlfriend Bristol Palin, the daughter of vice presidential candidate and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin wait to greet presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport September 3, 2008 in Bloomington, Minnesota. The Palin family was at the airport to greet McCain who is scheduled to accept the Republican nomination for president during a speech tomorrow night, the final day of the Republican National Convention at the Xcel center in St. Paul, Minnesota.  (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 11:  Levi Johnston attends the 2009 Fleshbot Awards at The Box on November 11, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

ST. PAUL, MN - SEPTEMBER 03:  Bristol Palin (L) and her boyfriend Levi Johnston stand on stage during day three of the Republican National Convention (RNC) at the Xcel Energy Center on September 3, 2008 in St. Paul, Minnesota. The GOP will nominate U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) as the Republican choice for U.S. President on the last day of the convention.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

 

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  1. denise says:

    Well what else is there to do in Alaska?
    ;)

  2. Poopie says:

    this guy is SUCH A TOOL !
    he couldn’t make it in H-Wood, runs out of $$ and runs back to Alaska and SHE TAKES HIM BACK??? NO WAY

  3. annaloo says:

    Oh, HILARIOUS!! This is too good.. Levi absolutely belongs with the Palins…no question about that…

  4. Ethel says:

    Oh Know, I hope it’s not Kathy Griffin!

  5. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    He is a fugly, disgusting creep and I wish no one would pay him any attention!

  6. Cletus says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is awesome.

  7. denise says:

    I kinda love Levi, because he reminds me how “normal” the Palins really are. Don’t get me wrong, I am no fan of the Palins, cant’ stand Sarah. But they are typical of alot of families,only better, because their mom is a politician, and they are supposed to be better and obviously are not. They’re so trashtastic.

  8. bellaluna says:

    “Extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is”…well I should hope so! “One of her other exes may be the father”…just how many exes does this chick have? How many guys were in the mix at the time? Even if you suck at math, your doctor can pretty much determine how far along you are. I mean, honestly!

  9. sunnyjyl says:

    Can we ship a boatload of condoms to Alaska and pass them out with the daily mail, or SOMETHING! Sheesh. As for Lanesia, it doesn’t take a plethora of different partners to be confused about paternity. It just takes two around the same time.

  10. Obvious says:

    …i won’t discount the possibility. But how many guys was he doing in that amount of time? Is it going to be like Mama Mia? 3 screwed 3 guys in 3 weeks and anyone of you could be the father…

  11. pookie says:

    Maybe he planned it this way? Maybe it’s a big Palin conspiracy to get these two lovebirds the reality show they’ve been wanting. They can use the birth of the daddy-less baby as the season finale. Huge ratings.

    Ugh. These people are very annoying. And it’s not just cuz I am a Democrat. :-)

  12. Green Is Good says:

    If you’re going to f*ck around indiscriminately with multiple partners, use birth control. Duh.

    What do these women see in Levi? He’s an unemployed high school drop-out. His greatest accomplishment so far was posing for Play Girl magazine.

  13. e says:

    But come on, she doesn’t know? How many dudes was she boning in a two-week period?

    Ummm you have obviously never watched Maury!

  14. belle Epoch says:

    I don’t think this girl is “embarrassed.” Nothing “embarrasses” this crowd. I think she’s casting a wide net and hoping to catch Levi and some of his money if the paternity test reveals him to be the baby daddy.

    Abstinence education is the best!

  15. lucy2 says:

    I could totally see this being true. Poor Bristol, if it is. She’s clearly naive and happily walking into a disaster.

  16. Tess says:

    Get ready for another round of slobbering lickfests with Behar, Griffin, and other reliably enlightened feminists.

  17. hatsumomo says:

    17, pregnant, dosent know who the father is and blabbing about it to the whole nation?!?!?! Thank God Im not this girl’s parents. They must be soooo proud.

  18. mommy says:

    well, you know…only Bristol agreed to this whole “abstinance” thing!

  19. Tia C says:

    Odds are he’s not the father, only because that would just be too good. But, purely for entertainment’s sake, I hope he is! You’re right, Denise, trashtastic is definitely the word for Levi and the Palins…

  20. Iggles says:

    Wow, no sympathy for any of these folks. Bristol’s not so innocent if she stole her best friend‘s boyfriend of 3 years! Karma..

    On a superficial note, does ANYONE in Wasilla have normal names????

    Bristol, Track, Tripp, Trigg, Lanesia, WTF???

  21. a says:

    not only is he not using condoms, he was with a person who was not sure if he’s the dad… meaning she had sex with more folks without condoms around the same time. jeez.

  22. Delta Juliet says:

    That picture in the purple striped shirt…he looks like one of the NKOTB….Jordan maybe? LOL

  23. elaine says:

    Kaiser – your commentary on this is , IMHO, dead on and absolutely priceless.

    Priceless.

  24. RhymesWithSilver says:

    Levi Johnston is the new Kevin Federline. I wouldn’t stand within 300 feet without wrapping my entire body in latex and spermicide.

  25. Patrice says:

    Hey Lanesia, you want to know a really good way of insuring that you don’t ever have to be “really embarrassed” by not knowing who the father is of the child you’re carrying?? DON’T BE A STUPID WHORE WHO SLEEPS AROUND WITH DUDES WITHOUT USING A CONDOM!!! Craaaazy advice huh?

    Dear God our world is going straight to hell in a handbasket. WTF is going on with people and this whole new resurgence of “free love”? Doesn’t anyone believe that STD’s are real? Apparantly not…but you know what, Levi AND this girl both more than deserve whatever is coming to them. Every decision we make has consequences (only in Levi’s case you would have thought that one teen pregnancy was enough).

  26. Mairead says:

    LMFAO! (literally) this has cheered me up no end!

    Now it’s all very sad for the children involved blah blah blah – but these friggin’ dumbasses are just dining out on the (currently failed) political career of another, who as terrifyingly naive her view on international politics is, still wipes the floor with them all intellectually.

    These muppets evidentially have nothing to add to society other than unfortunate children and possibly STDs.

  27. Corina says:

    I’ve been thinking about rules for one night stands and how to prevent yourself from ending up on Maury (or whatever the Alaskan version of Maury’s idk who my baby daddy is show…)& here is what I’ve come up with.

    It’s simple, & not 100% foolproof, but I think it could really help some ladies out. No judgments on if you choose to sleep with multiple partners – go on with your bad self if you wanna! – but here are my 2 rules:

    1. ALWAYS use a condom
    2. One penis per period

    That’s really it!

  28. wow says:

    ETHEL: Oh Know, I hope it’s not Kathy Griffin!

    oh know???? are you kidding me? you really thought that was correct? i’m aghast.

  29. annon says:

    While I’m sure non of the people in the aforementioned are what any of us would deem ‘classy’..let us remember a few things:
    1) condoms break
    2) You can STILL contract STD’s while using a condom and/or participating in oral sex
    3) birth control does fail on occasion

    all said I totally think these kids are raw doggin it and need to wrap their sh*t up.

  30. Katie says:

    I hate myself for it, but I think Levi is really cute. I’d do him.

    But I have been exposed to and understand birth control, so I would not having any little Levis for sure!

  31. California Surfer says:

    Whoa, this dude really has trouble keeping his Johnston in his jeans.

    Grandma and I don’t think these two are interesting enough for a reality show, but they could be the new faces of birthcontrol – Levi with his own brand of condoms called Johnstons – his face would be perfect for the box and I could totally envision Bristol being a sponge model, kind of similar to the chicks on the massengill boxes. And purple is so way not the the dudes color.

  32. serena says:

    I just think that she knows who the baby’s father is and is doing this all for fame and revenge against Bristol (and I cannot blame her).

  33. Sugar & Spice says:

    I once worked with a guy who got two girls pregnant at the same time. He was “on a break” with the first one, knocked up the second, then got back together with the first. 19 years old and two kids in two months. He was working two full-time jobs just to pay the child support, and since he spent so much time working he rarely saw the kids so he couldn’t get his monthly c.s. reduced. Some guys just don’t think…or can’t associate actions with consequences. If it turns out that he is the dad, I would love to see Mama Palin’s reaction to that. See Sarah, this is why you need birth control and sex education in schools, because apparently there’s nothing else in Wasilla for kids to do with their time.

  34. Cinderella says:

    Corina- “One penis per period”….That is the best slogan I’ve heard this year. LOL!

  35. Jeri says:

    Now Lanesia can get some of Bristols’ Abstinence speaking jobs.

    Another young unwed mother that wishes she had waited – just like Bristol!

    Cept her Mom isn’t famous. That’ll probably sink it.

  36. John says:

    NOW maybe people will take me seriously when I say that Levi is also Trig’s daddy

  37. snowball says:

    This kid is just a regular sperm-flinging goober, isn’t he? As for the girl, so you can’t hate on her for being trampy – well hate on her for being stupid enough to have unsafe, unprotected sex in a world where STDs are hardly uncommon and can be deadly. She’s as much of a knuckle-dragger as he is.

    And Bristol – please, she’s as stupid as the other two. Deluded, dysfunctional and probably just rebelling against a mother who I’m betting is more than a little controlling when it comes to Trigg’s upbringing so far.

    They all deserve each other.

  38. Mentok the Mind Taker says:

    A regular sperm-flinging goober.

    And with that, my life just got better.

    I’m sure another way to kill time in a big way is to drink. I lived in Central Wisconsin for a time… yeah, until they build a time machine that’s a spell of torture I’ll never get back.

    Not speaking for myself, but I observed that the neighbors consumed alcohol at every possible opportunity. Shootin’ stuff and f&^king were also high on the to-do list, but these activities was nearly always accompanied by alcohol.

    Oh — and gossip! Holy crap, Batman! They make us here at CB look Nice! There’s not much else to do besides talk about the neighbors…

    Small wonder I no longer reside there. I think I’d be suicidal if I lived in Alaska (that’s not a bash to those who do, I’m just sayin’ I couldn’t handle it).

    And they were on a break. Bristol’s just gonna have to deal…

  39. Corina says:

    @Cinderella isn’t it great? I think I’m going to tour the country with my revolutionary approach to casual sex :D

    (ahem, I meant like I was going to tour & spread the aforementioned message, not like I’m gonna tour while spreading anything else)

  40. eternalcanadian says:

    How long into the pregnancy is Lanesia? I was under the assumption Levi and Bristol have been “getting back together” these past seven months or so?

    Levi is a tool. Doesn’t know how to or refuses to use condoms. Pffft.

    Well, I had my amusement while it lasted.

  41. Andrea-2 says:

    Don’t just bash Alaska; kids in Baltimore, Mobile and LA are also spittin’ out babies like a Pez dispenser spits out candy!

  42. KateNonymous says:

    Kevin Federline, Part II?

  43. mollination says:

    I know Bristol’s pregnancy did little to change the harcore Palin fans’ minds, but it did undeniably put a ding in her road to vice presidency. Do you think that Sarah has some resentment towards Bristol as a result? I bet there is some tension deep in that phony woman’s heart.

  44. Confuzzle says:

    :lol: Yay for abstinence! Such a successful program!

  45. gretchen says:

    Oh please, what a dipshit…but i guess the picken’s are slim in Alaska…unfortunately she probably loves the douchbag. He got a taste of the spotlight and decided to check out & cash in. In Alaska he might be considered something special, well welcome to the ‘lower 48′

  46. oduroyal says:

    Please let this be true! I love anything that further embarrases the Palins.

  47. Isa says:

    If you have irregular periods it can be difficult to figure out when conception took place. Throw in multiple sex partners and you may not be for sure until the baby is born.
    The doctors can do ultrasounds, but that is not always the best predictor. Someone I know had their due date moved several times because of their irregular periods and the baby had a growth spurt between ultrasounds.
    Anyway, these people are all kinds of messed up.

  48. trashaddict says:

    How quaint that Popcrunch had to identify her as “Wasilla Latina” Lanesia Garcia. Very catchy. Maybe they should refer to Levi as “Wasilla Whitey” or “Caucasian cockmaster”?
    Corina, best post I’ve seen anywhere in MONTHS.

  49. Liana says:

    (or whatever the Alaskan version of Maury’s idk who my baby daddy is show…)
    ____________________

    Alaska has the same television shows everyone else in the United States has.

  50. Corina says:

    @Liana – yes, I am in fact aware that Alaska receives the same television programs as the rest of the country. I would not, however, be at all surprised to learn if there was some sort of Palin public access pro-abstinence nonsense that went a similar route as Maury’s show. Plus, I’m a snarky kinda gal on occasion! :)

  51. Jag says:

    They need to up the birth control education there. Oh right, supposedly abstinence works – I forgot.

    A woman can get pregnant by 2 different men in the same cycle if she ovulates correctly and boinks 2 guys. It sounds like Lanesia needs to realize that she’s worth more than a booty call, if that’s what happened. Interesting that she announced it, though. Had it been me, I would’ve kept things quiet and then had the potential babby daddies take blood tests to confirm which one was the daddy; no need for the public to get involved.