Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick’s dong is like an “elephant’s trunk”

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We’ve been covering a lot of Kat-face Kardashian lately, and ignoring the other Kardashian/Jenner ladies. To be fair, I hate even discussing the Jenner girls because they’re so young and I dislike how they’re being pushed into the public sphere. But Kourtney and Khloe have purposefully taken more of a backseat lately, I think because of Kim’s wedding and her subsequent post-nuptial catastrophe (wherein Kim and Kris Humphries realize that they don’t even like each other). So… here’s a story about all three of the Kardashian girls. They did a radio interview with xoJane that got slightly raunchy and completely gross. It involved which of their men was/is well-endowed, bromances and who doesn’t wear underwear (hint: he’s a serial killer).

Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
Kourtney: Like — did they ever hook up?
Khloe: Only on Wednesdays.
Kim: I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I always say that.
Kourtney: They’re, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
Kim: They love to kiss.
Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I don’t know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, don’t talk to him. So maybe they’re all so desperate for affection that it’s like their own little ménage a trois.

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Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it, you two.”
Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
Kourtney: He never has any!

Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all dong fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it.
Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.

[From xoJane.com]

Gross. It never would have occurred to me that Scott Disick might be packing. I’ve never even let my eyes go lower than his douchey face… okay, that’s not true, I’ve often checked out his shoes. But I’ve never done a bulge-watch of Scott. Ew ew ew.

As for the bromance between Lamar and Rob… well, that’s very real. I’ve seen enough of Khloe and Lamar’s show to know that those two men/boys are tight, and… it seems genuine. They’re just two dudes who love each other. It’s sweet.

Recent photos of Scott and Kourtney and the “elephant trunk”. *shiver*

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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  1. Rudypatudie says:

    This family is shameless, low class and an embarrassment to the USA social climate.

  2. Chloe (not chloe) says:

    Meaning he can pick apples with it and put them in his mouth?

  3. norma says:

    it must be like throwing a bowling ball up oxford street.

  4. werty says:

    This is wrong, just…. wrong.

    And disgusting.

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    To a woman of 4’11″ 5 inches probably qualifies as well endowed.

  6. the original bellaluna says:

    No wonder little Mason Dixon doesn’t have a younger sibling…

    LMFAO @ the other comments

  7. Incredulous says:

    If it’s grey and wrinkly and has two holes at the end, dude needs a doctor or maybe an exorcist.

  8. Madisyn says:

    Mornin bellaluna, Morticians

    I’m not buying it. At all!

    “I need mind bleach”. You and me both.

  9. photo jojo says:

    Well, I’m going to go stick a shrimp fork in my mind’s eye now…

  10. Cali says:

    They BOTH wish, with the tight pants he wears you can tell that he has a smaller one maybe average at best…and I mean “white” man average…

  11. anonymoose says:

    He’s pear-shaped. Eew! And whatever he’s got dangling between his legs, I don’t want to know about it.

  12. Quest says:

    Really did not need to know all this but we all know they(kourtney and Scott) are not together because of his winning personality.

    Still need to bleach out my eye-balls and scrub the brain cells that is habouring this info now.

  13. velourazure says:

    if this is true, it would explain the ONLY possible reason that she is with him.

  14. ladybert62 says:

    So over the top gross – ok they are sisters and maybe sisters talk like that (although I have never talked like that to my sisters!)

    But to then talk like that in public – how gross – this family is so totally disgusting.

  15. Naya says:

    That is an ugly visual and TMI.

  16. Jules says:

    So what? He’s a douche with a dick. He’s still a douche and a dick. What a disgusting family.

  17. Happy21 says:

    Not a Kardashian fan but I found this conversation pretty funny! LOL!

  18. The Truth Fairy says:

    Explains his massive ego …..

  19. Lesley Ann says:

    Totally agree with @velourazure! Why else would you stay with an alcoholic, rage-filled psycho?

  20. gee says:

    I unashamedly love all of them. I can’t help it.

  21. ZenB!tch says:

    I never looked below the evil preppy douche face either but I AM looking now and I have a zoom button on my mouse and I don’t see anything out of the ordinary there. I see a slight bulge in the ugly purple suit and nothing in the black pants.

    That is no Hammdong. For the record I’ve never looked at any of the other Katdassians’ men’s dongy areas but if you want me to – post away.

  22. mia girl says:

    I’d rather do it with an actual elephant.

  23. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Kourtneys dude looks a lot like Bruce Jenner.

  24. podzol says:

    TMI. Way TMI, but totally unsurprising that it’s coming out of a Kardashian’s mouth.

  25. 4Real says:

    Well of course he’s “hung” that’s the only thing saving that douchebag. Kourtney is the same tastless twit that said on the show she bleaches his AHOLE for him. I’m sorry but that would put up red flags…and that kissing thing the guys do only make them seem even more gay.

  26. mzjask says:

    niiiiiiiiiiiiice kaiser. finally. my kind of story. i knew there was a reason why Scott is my favorite kardashian.
    no wonder kourtney’s never been able to leave him. those girls are some types of freaky.

  27. matt says:

    To all the comments above. Despite looking like a creepy prep, Scott is still one of the least contemptible people on that show.

  28. newtsgal says:

    Why are all three of them standing with their legs crossed, like they all have to pee!

  29. Annie says:

    I guess I’m the only one who thinks Scott is hot. He reminds me of a more foppish Christian Bale – anyone else see it?

  30. michkabibbles says:

    i love how kim, the only one with a sex tape, is so sensitive about discussing it.

    i have to admit, i love khloe, and i love her show. her relationship seems the most real of all of them. plus shes the only one to tell her mom to shove it.

  31. Leticia says:

    Kim is fronting like she is too ladylike to discuss such a thing publicly. Girl, please!

  32. GirlyGirl says:

    SO he can wash his back with it?

  33. Semper says:

    I love Kim acting all prudish and too uncomfortable to discuss penis size. Obviously having sex and being peed on while on camera and selling it to the world is right in her comfort zone, though.

  34. sassenach says:

    Girl please. Scott aint packaging. He is no Hamm. If he isn’t wearing underwear and it’s that flat in the front then I see why she won’t marry him.

  35. Kelly says:

    I love Scott too – he’s so obnoxious he’s funny. His sociopathic-preppy look works really well for me.

    I think he should ditch Kourtney and find somebody who doesn’t talk like a Valley Girl or wear makeup in bed.

  36. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I guess he’s a grow-er not a show-er?

    **waves @Madisyn @ the original Bella**

    “He reminds me of a more foppish Christian Bale – anyone else see it?”

    @Annie, he’s frequently been compared to Christian Bale’s character in “American Psycho.” if you’re unfamiliar Christian Bale plays a preppy serial killer in the movie.

  37. Jay says:

    “So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all dong fine in that department.”

    Funny typo.

  38. Mario says:

    Considering that he’s a gigantic prick I’m not surprised. Everyone needs at least one talent.

  39. Sassy says:

    @Mortician

    I saw American Psycho for the first time a couple of weeks ago on TV. An excellent film imo. Disick does carry the same vibe that Bale was projecting in the movie (and Bale is hot). Disick, however has only the vain, preening and obnoxious part down pat. Bale, to me, is much more masculine looking and what a body!

  40. Carolyn says:

    Scott has behavioural and alcohol problems. Why is the family continuing to support Kourtney staying with him? Can do so much better. The sooner this gravy train stops the better.

  41. BerMan says:

    The Kardashian sisters like em’ big. The NYC Lincoln Tunnel can fit just about anything.

  42. podzol says:

    Speaking of Dongs, I miss the Hot Dong Fridays (or any other day of the week) posts! I hope it makes a comeback soon! So many pretty men have been on the backburner for far too long. Let’s bring them back to glory :)

  43. Kim says:

    They are pure trash. Trashy mouths, trashy clothes, trashy faces.

  44. MJ says:

    I’ve always thought Scott Disick has a total Patrick Bateman vibe going on… bleecccch.

  45. FingerBinger says:

    I totally agree with the creepy prep comment. I don’t know if many of you will know who I’m talking, but Scott kind of reminds me Robert Chambers.He was called the ‘Preppy Killer.’

  46. Cherry Rose says:

    I still think he’s bi. Mainly because what straight guy bleaches his asshole? O_o;

    And of course, Scott and Kourtney will be getting married next. Anything for a buck with this family.

  47. cinderella says:

    I’d say 6 inches but maybe he’s a little thick.

  48. Redd says:

    I always thot Christian Bale, too, but only because of the serial killer eyes. And wtf would she bleach his a hole for? To make it more appealing for whom?

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    Morticians – meet us on the latest Linnocent thread!

    Leticia – yes! Like someone who got peed on in a porno (by RayJ, no less!) is just too delicate to discuss dick size and use the word penis. Bitch, please. Sit down and shut up, ho.

    I’m telling you, if I read (sometime in the future) that Kourt is a victim of a murder/suicide, I will not be surprised.

    Scott Dick (the “s” is silent) has the same kind of barely-controlled rage as Alec Baldwin. (And I really kinda like Alec Baldwin. But he’s scary!)

  50. Isa says:

    Kim looks pretty in the top picture.

    But I’m LMAO at her thinking all this penis talk is inappropriate!

    Also, congratulations Kourney, now everyone knows you have a wide, gaping hole of a vagina.

  51. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @sassy, I wonder if Disick models his persona after Patrick Bateman?

    @the original Bella, I’ll be right over :)

  52. Leticia says:

    @original Bella Luna, hilarious about the S being silent!

  53. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    So … they have nothing left to talk about but what the various dudes are packing. Classy …

  54. JaneWonderfalls says:

    This may be true, he’s an asshole so what else does he have going for him…a long dong slong :-)

  55. Str8Shooter says:

    Just when you thought the one that got peed on in a video and got famous for it was the whore in the family…

    Oh wait. They ALL are!