In Touch: Minka Kelly wants Chris Evan’s waxed nips back in her bed

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Back in April, Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up after three years together, and now Minka is finally ready is ready to date again. The question is this — who could possibly be a worthy follow up to Mr. 3000? In Touch seems to believe that Minka wants to reunite with her previous ex-boyfriend, Chris Evans, and his waxed-up nips. However, the situation is slightly complicated since Minka broke Chris’s heart (and yes, he probably cried) just to be with Derek, so would Chris even take her back to begin with? Minka’s working on it:

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Minka Kelly wants to trade her former boyfriend, New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, for a superhero. Now that Minda’s three-year romance with Derek is over, she’s hoping to rekindle the magic with another ex, Fantastic Four hottie, Chris Evans. Chris, 30, and Minka were getting serious and she ended that romance once she met Derek, but the 31-year-old Charlie’s Angels star regrets that decision. “Minka is trying to get back together with Chris,” a friend says. “She is the type of girl who likes having a boyfriend, and she thinks the second time around will be better with her and Chris.”

The only guy who can outshine Derek Jeter is Chris, Captain America himself, says a pal of Minka’s.

[From In Touch, print edition, October 10, 2011]

Well, of course Minka wants Chris back now that he’s not just some guy that most of us forgot was in Fantastic Four. Lately, his acting career is exploding not only with Captain America and The Avengers but also with random movies like this weekend’s What’s Your Number? He’s a total catch now, and Minka knows it.

Kaiser thinks that Minka and Chris would be hot together, and they might very well be aesthetically pleasing together on a red carpet. Yet I respectfully disagree that Chris should take her back. For one thing, exes usually become exes for very good reasons. For another, Derek Jeter leaves a long shadow — and let’s just say that Chris doesn’t want to have the pleasure of competing against any, uh, allegedly leftover gifts. Let’s just leave it at that.

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  1. brin says:

    Hmmmm…thanks for that visual, Bedhead. lol. They do make a super hot looking couple, tho.

  2. Phil says:

    If he has any self respect he won’t take her back. Jeter is nearing retirement, so he had to go. Next up, Captain America!

  3. gee says:

    He is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. Like has the most adorable face. I have such a crush on him.

  4. The Truth Fairy says:

    Derek Jeter – herp source for all of NY/Hollywood!

  5. Kiki says:

    Actually, she went to John Mayer after Chris Evans, and after John Mayer there was Jeter. And she does give a vibe to be kinda needy, can’t stay without a boyfriend for too long. But after her Charlie’s Angels premiere was cited as the “worst acting of the decade” I doubt Chris is going that road again. It just sounds like this is PR for the show, since everyboy laughed at it last week.

  6. tiredofrumers says:

    i don’t know how ANY man could compare to riggins for her, even if that was just onscreen! lol

  7. Eve says:

    NO. Just NO!

    *sticks fingers in ears and sings lalalalalalalalala-I-caaaaan’t-hear-youuuuuuuu*

  8. jamie says:

    They would make a insanely gorgeous couple. But he’s Captain America now. Captain America getting herpes, that’s messed up.

  9. Viv says:

    Jamie, I agree. Derek’s so called long shadow would require medication, that would be awful.

  10. Eve** So this is ‘THE Chris Evans’ (I’ll help you fa la lala LAAAAAAA!)

  11. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Mouth Watering for Chris Evans…for some reason I always liked him, not for the obvious but when I see him in interviews he is just funny and real, like James Marsden.

  12. Gretchen says:

    minka who? what sorry? *Hostile biscuit takeover* i was blinded by pecs and abs, lost the privilege of literacy and was unable to read the story.

  13. luls says:

    She is gorgeous, he is – BARF!
    DONT do it Minka!

  14. liv says:

    I’ve always like Chris Evans, but lately I’ve been more into him. such a cutie and oh so hot.

    i know he dated minka in the past, but i don’t really see them together. i hope he doesn’t get back together with her…

    anyways, i thought minka was hooking up with her charlie’s angels co-star

  15. Eve says:

    @ HorsePoorHanna:

    You didn’t know???? Yes, that’s THE Chris Evans and he’s delish. However, I watched The Eagle this weekend and my forever dong Tahar Rahim reclaimed his throne, he’s been unbeatable at the first spot ever since.

  16. Eve** Now I need to look into *Tahar Rahim*

  17. Eve says:

    @ HorsePoorHanna:

    He’s the forever dong. The crush I have on him is so ridiculous I’m ashamed by myself whenever I think about it.

    But I’m serious when I say he’s a great actor — I mean that my opinion about his acting is not influenced by my lust for him as a man.

    However, to see how great he is you’ll have to watch a rather violent film (A Prophet). I’m not sure how well you take violence in movies and especially after reading (on another thread) that you’re pregnant…perhaps you consider that before seeing it.

    Another movie you can check is The Eagle, with Jamie Bell and Charming Potato (that’s how I call Channing Tatum after reading the posts about him at Pajiba). He plays the Seal Prince (and yes, that’s the movie’s villain).

  18. Eve** Ok-Now I’ll have to watch the Eagle. The *Hubster* already did and said I would like it because of the Celtic warrior theme. The most violent I can do is the Walking Dead. Only because I know zombies aren’t real.(Umm..zombies aren’t real…right??)

  19. Eve says:

    @ HorsePoorHanna:

    You can take zombies because you know they aren’t real…hmmmm, something tells me you would be grossed out by a very violent scene in A Prophet EXACTLY because it looks realistic. Even the blood looks like the real thing.

    *SPOILERS* He has to kill a guy otherwise he’ll be killed himself (by the Corsican mafia boss). The scene is really graphic because his character has to kill the man while using a razorblade. It’s messy and it’s brutal so I don’t know if you could take it.

    I just feel like I have to warn you, but seriously, it is a great film — and his performance is flawless, many compared him to Al Pacino as Michael Corleone (I don’t agree with that because his character is a way more difficult to play — Corleone is a villain, Malik El Djebena is more layered and undefined). Absolutely great film. Roger Ebert gave it 4 stars (out of 4) and called it one of the 10 best “art films” of 2009 (or 2010, can’t remember).

    I’m saying all this because his role in A Prophet is the key role to watch (and understand how great Tahar Rahim).

    By the way, you won’t be able to see how hot he is in The Eagle because he’s covered in mud (I loved it and I’d lick it all off him, of course, BUT…we can’t actually see how beautiful his face is).

  20. Eve** Sorry,so late. Just getting back from work.One reason anything *Mafia* scares me,is just because. But I know the *Hubsters* would love it!! So,I’ll have to settle on The Eagle.(Sleep tight and *Hugs From Behind!!)

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