Kate Gosselin is giving her kids singing & acting lessons, plans to move to Los Angeles

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You knew that Kate Gosselin wasn’t about to go back to being a nurse after the reality show money dried up. She’s made it clear that she wants to continue to make a sweet and easy living on the backs of her eight kids. Kate is getting her kids acting and singing lessons, according to the National Enquirer, and she wants to move to Los Angeles to make sure that they have more opportunities for show business careers. The Enquirer usually has solid sources in the Gosselin camp, and we all know how much Jon likes to blab. I would bet this is true, that Jon is livid about it, and that if Kate wants to do this she will and she’ll get some custody judge to sign off on it. She’s going to have to downsize her lifestyle while she tries to prep her little moneymakers, though, and I doubt that’s possible for her. Here’s more:

Money-hungry mom Kate Gosselin plans to enroll her eight kids in singing and acting classes, and then, after they sharpen their talents, move to Los Angeles, the Enquirer has learned.

“Kate’s ultimate goal is to get her kids into the entertainment business and manage their careers,” an insider told The Enquirer. “She’s looking into acting, singing and dancing classes near the family’s home in Pennsylvania. She wants to get the kids started in commercials by next year…”

Kate believes that she can be the mother of all stage moms, making big bucks by managing the kids’ careers, although she has yet to convince her ex-hubby, said the source.

“Jon’s been very outspoken about wanting to keep the children off TV,” the insider said.

“But Kate has slowly been talking him into it by promising to keep the spotlight off the kids’ personal lives. If she gets her way, the whole family will be hollywood bound by next year!”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, November 7, 2011]

I don’t doubt this story at all. Kate will put Courtney Stodden and Lindsay Lohan’s momagers to shame. She’ll mess up her kids more than any momager that came before her. At least she’ll be paying attention to them for a little while as she tries to train them up, though. Mommy needs some new hair extensions and money to pay her married boyfriend to stick around. It’s not like anyone is going to hire her, so she has to pimp out her kids.

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  1. Beatrix says:

    eck. How Dina Lohan of her

  2. gee says:

    Oh God if we have to see more of her KMart Chic fashion I’m gonna DIE.

  3. Dorothy#1 says:

    Sad 

  4. brin says:

    Someone tell those kids about emancipation!

  5. Kloops says:

    Not even a little bit surprised.

  6. texasmom says:

    Ugh, and here is an example of why not to pimp your kids out. Hope this link is ok, CB:

    http://www.newsobserver.com/2011/10/28/1600197/child-porn-effort-snares-25.html

    The TV editor listed in this arrest? One of the “Kate plus 8” editors. Dear God.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    Thank God I don’t live in SoCali anymore.

    (And she does know that a comparable-sized house in LA is going to cost at LEAST 6 times more than where she is now, right?)

  8. LeeLoo says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong but can’t Jon prevent her from leaving PA with the kids? I hope he does everything he can to prevent this from happening for the sake of those poor kids.

  9. Feebee says:

    Oh dear God, those poor poor kids.

    If she gets her way over dad’s objections then it’ll be yet another arrow for the cause of fathers’ rights. Ugh for children’s rights come to think of it.

  10. JaisyMaisy says:

    She should join a Chelsea Handler lookalike contest. Ugh.

  11. Judy says:

    Regarding both this story and the link above: And now Kate will sue TLC for not protecting her children…forget that she showed poopy diapers and naked baby bodies to the camera…or that she left the children w/ the crew all the time since they “were family” and she couldn’t be bothered to do her job (being a mother). Here’s another opportunity for her to make money by doing nothing but grifting or exploiting her children and forget any personal responsibility or liability on her part. I hope that if she attempts to sue TLC, they will reveal all their heretofore protected nasty little secrets about her and expose her for the monster she is.

  12. theaPie says:

    No, please! We already have the Cracken, we don’t need yet another narcissistic nutcase!!

  13. Green_Eyes says:

    So in a few yrs we will be watching court proceedings regarding DUi’s, Hit and runs, Not doing Community Service Obligations, skipping out of the country to “model” for their overseas Johns as unable to get work in the US, and missing first day of morgue duty after ditching hrs of service at a women’s shelter… But the defendant won’t be Lindsay, the Defendants will be the Gosselin kids. Kate will be schlepping & panning those kids out anywhere and for anything to maintain her (and I hate to use this word as she is NOONE special) fame!

  14. texasmom says:

    Maybe if she successfully sues TLC her poor kids can retire?

  15. NM9005 says:

    I didn’t follow the show but the few clips CB put here, painted a very smart picture of her children. I hope they get more sane examples to look up to and then hopefully they can break free when in their teens.

  16. OXA says:

    L.A. has enough to deal with, Lindsay Lohan, Bai Ling and earthquakes. Does Kate know about the earthquakes?

  17. Bess says:

    I hope any money the kids made from that show is in some sort of iron-clad trust fund that Kate can’t get her greedy hands on it. Feel so sorry for those kids.

  18. Dibba says:

    Fame is an addiction

  19. Justwow says:

    Have you every seen someone who’s evil poisoned soul seeps through their eyes and face as much as hers? She is truly creepy, one look at her and you can see she is totally void of anything good. No conscience whats so ever. Scary. Poor kids.

  20. Maritza says:

    She got used to easy money, I doubt she will want to do anything else but show business. Since she knows there is no chance for her to have another show she wants to keep pimping her kids.
    The woman is unbearable! Poor kids.

  21. MyCatLoves TV says:

    One thing we all know is that the public has short attention spans…out of sight, out of mind. In the amount of time it will take to try to teach those kids to be entertainers, we will all be long gone with whatever great new thing will be in front of us. And what are the odds that those poor children actually have God given talent and what are the odds that those poor children are willing to put forth the dedication to become true talents? Lady Gaga was playing the piano at four years of age, for example….like her or not, the woman was born with a talent. And born with it you must be. Unless Kate plans on doing the Kris Jenner thing….and, oh God, I don’t even want to think about that road for those kids.

    Had this two-bit witch & husband been putting away a large portion of the TLC money over the years, those kids would have had a future set for them….a future with a college education, a future that taught them morality and character. Kate says she is doing this or that for the kids but we all know that is horse poop. Kate cannot stand the thought of returning to the life that most of us readers live everyday. Kate is “better” than that, “better” than us. Eff that noise, b*tch! You are WORSE than us because dollars to donuts we readers would have done everything possible to ensure our CHILDREN had a future and not that we ourselves had an affluent present. There are many ways to abuse your children….and, Kate, you are showing America one of them. The bruises are on the inside….on their little souls. There’s a special place in Hell for you, Kate. You have one of the few careers that CAN get a job in this economy….health care. Now put on your uniform and get a damn job to support your children like millions of DECENT women do every day. Actually, you are a disgrace to that uniform. Nursing is one of the most honorable professions (like teachers, cops, fire fighters, etc.) in this country. Since honor is not something you know much about, going back to nursing would be difficult for you, I imagine. Ugh.

  22. palermo says:

    I thought she could barely afford living where she does now, why move to LA where the cost of living is three times as much. The woman is an idiot.

  23. NM9005 says:

    @MyCatlovesTV:
    Your points make sense except this one:

    “And born with it you must be.”

    I don’t think it’s a must. And I don’t think anybody is “born to be famous”. You only know what you want to do when you grow up and what you see, what your influences are shape your personality. Nobody is born a star.
    Having the desire and talent to entertain doesn’t make you an entertainer. Most train for years and years. You have to cultivate your talent in order to be succesful. If Gaga was good at playing the piano but she wouldn’t have practiced a lot, she would have been less than mediocre. Madonna is one of the greatest performers of all time but she can’t sing, dance…naturally but she trained HARD. But my best example is Barbra Streisand. Seriously, her biographies are the best!
    I think most people who are famous have this incredible desire to be loved, worshipped by strangers to feel they belong somewhere, so they say things like “I was born to do this”. It thrives them because they make it their one and only life goal: “Love me or I’ll kill myself trying!”

    A lot of people take their talent for granted and they waste it because they feel they are naturally good so why work to be perfectionate it?

  24. Cindy says:

    She’s crazy, and even crazier if she really does plan to be their manager. No one will want to deal with her, given her reputation. I thought she was “going to work her fingers to the bone to keep the kids in the same house and school” after TLC canceled the show? I guess it’s OK to uproot them across the damn country and away from their father if it keeps Mommy in extensions.

  25. cmc says:

    Maybe she’s just doing it for Maddie? Lord knows that kid has a flair for the dramatic.

    I don’t know that I believe this, anyway. I’m not sure why, but I feel like Kate is smarter than to so obviously pimp out her kids.

  26. cmc says:

    @MyCatLovesTV

    How do you know Kate has not set money aside for her children? I remember during the mudslinging divorce and custody proceedings, Jon accused her of having 12 accounts, and the general feeling was that she had opened an account per child and was saving that money for their educations. I don’t know if that’s true (never confirmed), but you certainly don’t, either.

  27. Annie Hales says:

    @ mycatlovestv,
    .bravo & ditto

  28. ladybert62 says:

    Ah the future Lindsay Lohans/Paris Hilton/Kardashians. How sad for those kids having a mom who wants to pimp them out.

  29. Wildone says:

    cmc@ Kate changes her story so many times it’s hard to know what fact and what’s not. Kate says one minute that she has money put aside for the kid’s educations the next minute Kate crying broke and how she has no money for the kid’s college educations.

  30. Mary jones says:

    She thinks she can move to LA and be part of the Hollywood crowd. Sorry sister the money may go far in PA and you may live like a queen there. Not gonna happen in LA so stay away. I doubt any of her kids will be the next Miley Cyrus lol.

  31. Assistantrachel says:

    I just thought to myself the other day “wow it has been really nice to not hear one thing about that bitch Kate Gosselin lately” and now this.

    Those kids need to pull a Menendez brothers and off this bitch. I know murder is illegal, but just this ONE time, I think we can make an exception.

  32. Jayna says:

    Kate and Jon don’t talk. So I don’t believe she is talking him into anything. He said he wants the kids to have a normal lifestyle. Made up story. But I bet she is giving a couple of the promising ones lessons in hopes of a career.

  33. Annie Hales says:

    @cmc,
    Kate has whined exhaustively about her possible financial ruin as a result of the show’s cancellation
    She has been open about her desire to maintain her lifestyle, big home, and weekly trips to salon and expensive trips….this is not a women who considers sacraficing for her children’s future.
    While I’m certain TLC and child labor laws require trusts be set up for the kids….these provisions are what’s protecting her children not their mother…shame on her.

  34. bluhare says:

    Holy shit, a TLC editor on their show is accused of child porn?????

    Phew. Just went and read. It doesn’t say he worked on their show.

  35. cmc says:

    @Annie @Wildone

    I just thought she meant she doesn’t have spending money, not that she was going to take money out of her kids’ accounts. I really, really want to believe that she’ll burn herself to the ground before she’ll do anything to them. I know it’s totally wishful thinking, but she seems so Type-A hyper-organized super-mom-wannabe that I hope, fervently, that she’s at least got enough to get them through college. That’s like… $150k apiece at nice schools? Didn’t she make more than that per episode?

    Sigh. I really hope things work out okay for those kids.

  36. murt says:

    Ya I feel really bad for the kids — to be fair, there is no way she could support the kids on a nurse’s salary — the childcare costs would be equal to the salary, for example.

    But I wonder how much she made with TLC – couldn’t she have invested that to live on? Though who knows…

  37. Denise says:

    There is no end to this nonsense; I totally believe that is exactly her plan, to foist the munchkin tribe on us. This nightmare will never end.

  38. Wildone says:

    cmc: In a land long ago Kate was a Type-A hyper-organized super-mom-wannabe but she let the fame go to her head and it became all about her and her needs and wants not the kids. I wouldn’t put it pass her to spend the kids college money, I mean she already said (Jon 9-5 job installing solar panels. “It’s a situation where Jon may be accepting of mediocre for his kids and working a regular job) so if working a 9 -5 job is mediocre to her than she might think college is also mediocre because with that her kids are only going to get regular jobs. Kate might think her kids would do best getting a job in Hollywood, don’t forget Kate only wants what best for her kids more like herself.

    All joking aside I get where your coming from who wants to believe any mother would do that to their kids. Yet I watch the show from the beginning and I saw a woman that used be all about her kids, (still a bitch) but was devoted to her kids turn into self absurd, self sintered, money grubbing attention whore who puts herself above her kids and treats them like trash and her married boyfriend like a princess.

  39. lucy2 says:

    Gross as always. I hope the dad refuses to let them move, because if she gets those kids in CA, she will force them into every audition room in town, whether they want to go or not.

    She made enough to live comfortably for several years without working, so I do think she (and her ex, who works and pays) could support the kids with a regular job. Plus they’re all school age, child care would be minimal. This is nothing more than a fame addiction.

  40. texasmom says:

    bluhare — he is listed as editor for a number of their shows, starting when the younger kids were about four. Which is lucky, because that means he wasn’t on it when Kate was graciously changing diapers, bathing children, and potty-training her children on television.

  41. anne_000 says:

    She reminds me of Mama Rose, mother of Gypsy Rose Lee & Baby June. Maybe the Rosalind Russell portrayal of her.

  42. MARY says:

    Wow. How very sick and disturbed this woman is. She cannot accept the fact that she is not a celebrity, and now since the shows been cancelled, no longer a public figure either. It is entirely clear that no one is interested in her, or sad to say her children anymore. Her 15 mins is up, and she must move on. She will have to face it at some point. Even the paprazi attention, that she tweets annoys her but secretly wants more than life, is fading away. I truly feel sorry for her children though. Not to be mean but none of them seem to be talented as far as a career in showbusiness, but they probably inherited their mothers sense of entitlement and spoiled behavior. How could they not! In the photos, especially recent ones, the children look so unhappy. Kate doesnt have a nuturing bone in her body. She really seems to have some kind of emotional disorder. She needs a pyschiatrist!The best thing in the world for those kids is to not pay any attention at all. Paparazi please stop taking pictures! We dont want to see this bitch! The two older children are whiney brats, just like their mom. kate will get her reality check, its only a matter of time. Kate accept it, its OVER! Go back to nursing, just like us mediocre folk do, and stop the bull. She forgets that shes already alienated the Americam public, and we have her number. Kate please get lost. We are done. TLC good call, they got out while the getting was good. This woman makes me sick!

  43. bluhare says:

    Thanks texasmom. I read elsewhere that he did work with them after I posted.

    As to the topic at hand, I guess Kate must have realized she doesn’t have a shot at being a stah on her own. If she really wants her kids to have entertainment careers it might be nice if she hired a manager for tham instead of her.

  44. Aly says:

    @Justwow- That is exactly what I was thinking when I looked at the pictures.

  45. dorothy says:

    Didn’t she get the point when after weeks of begging for a show for her or her kids all she heard was silence? Gravy train’s over…it was good for you while it lasted…now move along.

  46. GirlyGIrl says:

    Who’s going to give Kate her “Human Mother” lessons?

  47. crtb says:

    She expects to get work for eight children? It’s hard enought to get work for just one child in the entertainment industry.

  48. bagladey says:

    This woman is so awful. I hope someone has the power to stop her from ruining her children’s lives for her own fame and financial gain.

  49. Cinderella says:

    One set of the Osmonds in my lifetime is more than enough, thank you.

  50. cc44 says:

    go away kate, no on wants to see you anymore much less your kids! Let them have a normal life, you owe it to them since you pimped them off for so long. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  51. Lisa says:

    Even her own show took the piss out of her; every time she tried to be funny, they’d play crickets chirping, or let us bask in the silence. She’s such a joke.

    I feel sorry for the kids. She got them used to a lavish lifestyle, and that’s what they’ll expect. They’re already holy terrors. I can’t wait for the day when Maddie shows up outside of a club, throwing a fit and screaming, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M MADDIE GOSSELLIN!

  52. Cherry Rose says:

    Oh please. While being an RN certainly doesn’t pay anywhere near what Kate made from the show, it certainly isn’t poor. I believe an RN makes about $85K a year in PA. Certainly enough for Kate to support her kids.

    Of course, she’ll have to get a smalller house that’s more affordable, sell the sports cars, stop with the extensions and botox, get rid of the nannies and cook, probably put the kids in a public school instead of private. Just you know, what us normal people have to do.

    Heaven forbid Kate actually works. Though I would feel so sorry for any of the patients that would have to have her as a nurse.

  53. Lucky Charm says:

    I don’t know about PA, but I don’t think she can move the kids out of state without Jon’s permission if they have shared custody. Unless she has sole legal custody, then she might be able to.

  54. Callumna says:

    Don’t let her Freddie Kruger her way back, Hollywood.

  55. Que sera sera says:

    Since she is in PA, maybe she will enroll the kids in the Abby Lee Dance Company. It would make great entertainment pitting Kate against the psycho moms on Dance Moms, too bad all the kids Kate’s 8 as well as the children on Dance Mom’s would be the ones to suffer.

  56. Rio says:

    So I’m curious– if this is happening, and if Jon doesn’t want the kids in the spotlight (which honestly I think is the case)…does Jon actually have any rights to tell the mother “no, I don’t agree with this”?

  57. Jayna says:

    She is still hitting the tanning salon twice a week, I see. Money must not be too tight

  58. Boxy Lady says:

    If she really wants to put her kids in showbiz, why doesn’t she bring them to auditions in NYC from PA instead of moving them across the country from their father? There are plenty of trains from PA to NYC.

  59. kwanitaka says:

    Kate thinks she’s entitled but she has no talent, just like the KKKs. Being on TV is NOT her right.

  60. Judy says:

    Anne_000: “She reminds me of Mama Rose, mother of Gypsy Rose Lee & Baby June. Maybe the Rosalind Russell portrayal of her.”
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    Off topic, but I got to see Tyne Daly as Mama Rose, in her premiere performance, at the Kennedy Center…three rows CENTER from the stage! I will remember it until the day I die. And as far as Kate, the house is paid for and she is worth millions…she NEVER has to return to nursing, and she never will, and they don’t want her back anyway. You can read countless testimonials from people who were unfortunate enough to work w/ her. She’s stupid, uninformed (never reads a newspaper), can’t write a coherent sentence, cannot spell, and has no talent…BUT, she is ruthless and totally self absorbed and self serving…a total waste of space. Kwanitaka, you are absolutely correct…”being on TV is NOT her right”–perfectly said. She is an entitled NOBODY.

  61. Original Tiffany says:

    Kate Gosselin is going to be Satan for Halloween. She doesn’t even need a costume!
    Those are the eyes of a child soul sucking devil right there!

  62. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Nobody’s going to hire these recognizable kids anyway. Why does she even try?

  63. hmmm says:

    Soulless freak.

  64. Shoe_lover says:

    this is just like what happened with Gypsy Rose Lee back in the 20’s and 30’s- nothing has changed since then

  65. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    She’s the perfect stage mom. I can just picture her yelling, screaming, and belittling her kids when they flub their lines or miss their mark.

    ” COME ON KID’S, MOMMY’S GOT A MILLION DOLLAR MORTGAGE TO PAY. YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP OR WE”LL BE LIVING ON THE STREET. DO YOU WANNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR US BEING HOMELESS?! THEN STOP SCREWING UP YOUR LINES YOU LITTLE BRAT!”

  66. Monique says:

    Kate states she cannot raise 8 kids on a nurse’s salary. My father and mother raised us on 1 salary. they did not recieve any state benefits. My father ‘s salary was low average at the time. We always had a nice home, be it in the city. We always had good food, nice clothes. Our mother made some of our clothes. Beautiful clothes. We went on vactions. We went camping. We participated in sports, drama and band. I went to college. took a loan. Paid it off. I am now a nurse. Between her and Jon’s salary they can provide for their children. Do we all wish we could have a better lifestyle. Sure. Know how blessed you are.

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