Lord knows I criticize Christina Aguilera enough. To be fair, she’s a drunken, egomaniacal monster. But these photos from two nights ago are amusing me. Christina was out with her boy-toy, Matt Rutler, in Malibu. Allegedly, they were having dinner, although I’m guessing that “dinner” consisted of a dozen vodka martinis with extra olives for sustenance. Rutler does an admirable job of feigning sobriety, but Christina… well, the girl is a drunk bitch. At least she seems like a happy drunk these days. She’s all “PPPSSSSSTTT…Imma gonna wink atcha. See mah wink. Imma sober.”
Christina reminds me of how I used to be when I got wasted on a regular basis. Like, I would think that I was maintaining really well and then someone would show me photos from the night and my face was all puffy and my eye was twitching from the flash and I was just a hot mess. I think that’s where Christina is right now – she gets wasted and she thinks she’s “fooling” everybody because, in her mind, she’s maintaining her buzz so well. Takes a drunk bitch to know a drunk bitch.
Also: I’m pretty sure that’s basically the same outfit she wore to the pumpkin patch, and those are the same unflattering leggings she’s been wearing for more than a month. Do you think those stretched-to-the-limit leggings are the only things that fit at this point? Oh, well. At least she’s wearing a hat so we don’t have to see how she drunkenly poured orange foundation into her roots.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
LOL…yeah, when your agenda for the day is to drink non-stop, it doesn’t matter what you wear. These two are drinking buds with benefits.
Her hands and face are totally different shades.
She still looks better (and hotter) than Kelly “bulldog face” Osbourne.
Is her divorce even finalised yet? From a child custody viewpoint being constantly papped whilst inebriated and looking like a hobo probably doesn’t win you too many fans in family court, unless she doesn’t really care and just handed her son over to his Dad.
Yes, mothers are allowed to let their hair down, but there’s a line between that and bloated, alcoholic mess!
@Fetch80: True, but then Chlamydia is preferable to Syphilis and you wouldn’t want either of them on your penis…
She still looks better (and hotter) than Kelly “bulldog face” Osbourne.
NO she doesn’t….
Anyone looks better than Kelly, she’s hideous, if Xtina loses weight she’ll be hot in no time again, Kelly will never be hot.
That boytoy totally has a look on his face that says, “Laugh all you want, she’s got more money than all of you put together, and I’m gettin’ me some of it”. As for the perpetual leggings, I know from my own deluded past that when you’re feeling puffy and overfed, you can convince yourself that black leggings are slimming. Until your see a picture of your backside. Horrors!
I’d wear that outfit. See, a positive! I’ve found a positive! *shocked*
@ Matie: Christina? Is that you?
No, really though, I don’t find either one of them attractive. Christina used to be, wayyyy back at (ha ha) the turn of the century (1999, 2000, before Lady Marmelade).
Chubby sausage like legs do NOT look good in leggings – even black ones!!!
She doesn’t look drunk to me. Amused? Yes. Drunk? No.
I really wish she’d wear pants, instead of leggings, but that’s her choice.
@tapioca: Her divorce has been final for awhile now. I think they separated October 2010 and 6 months later, they were divorced.
She earned her diva status. She has always been weird. Look who she was married to. Both of them don’t look drunk to me. The whites in their eyes are pretty dominant. She’s just relaxing and having a good time eating. And she will always have more class than that jealous crap talker.
She really likes looking like a truck stop hooker on her down time doesn’t she? She is aging rapidly due to her mainlining moonshine on an hourly basis. Girl is a mess salad.
Love her and will not give up on her. haha but god why are you wearing tights with those boots? I liked the outfit till I saw the bottom. The bottom half makes her hips look so much bigger. I am fine with curves but lets hit that gym now xtina. Just to even out a little. PS they dont look drunk at all.
She is not that fat that she can’t find a pair of jeans or pants. Bitch is just lazy and delusional.
Her lower half looks like an unflattering cartoon these days.
leggings with skinny boots is NOT the look for her.
Haha. I love the leggings – the crutch for the perpetually bloated and gross feeling. My one friend went through a “I’m going to drink every night and have Chinese takeout 2X a week” and she ALWAYS wore leggings – 24/7 even to work. She lost 20lbs, stopped drinking (or vice versa) and now she wears actual pants.
What do all these famous wasted people use in their eye whites to keep them white? Picture after picture that I’ve seen of lots of different celebs (not just xtina & co.) when they’re trashed show white eye-whites (the sclera). When I’ve been trashed my sclera is about the color of a ripe tomato. Please someone tell me their secret.
Haha the one of her winking is priceless.
A little extra weight is not the issue, and who cares about her vs. Kelly? She is photographed out with her boyfriend (with whom she cheated on her husband) nonstop and hardly ever with her son. Does she even want to be a parent? Doesn’t look like it.
I put on about 5 kilos a few months back (postgrad stress, not alcohol) and I ended up living in tights and skirts w/stockings because none of my jeans fitted anymore and I didn’t want to concede defeat and buy new ones. I think that she is following the same brief. Tights are the clothes of denial. No muffin top, and they just expand to accommodate.
Thank god I’ve lost enough to fit back in my jeans again. It’s like I’ve got my self worth back. Plus I hate skirts.
Seriously though, it’s going to be interesting to see if this all blows up and she goes on the wagon and releases her story…I don’t see it though. It’s sad that her boyfriend is such an enabler, though. She has a kid, the time for boozing has passed.
Pathetic. I feel sorry for her son.
I don’t particularly like her but if I could get away with all the fun she seems to have, I would too. So what, she can still sing, I don’t see why she should be slimmer. And she’s always worn retarded makeup IMO.
I still like her, no matter how big or how drunk she gets!! There will always be a ‘Dirrty’ place in my heart for you Xtina!! LOL
@ Lantana: visine, if you use that will turn your eyes white anytime under any situation or better said substance.
I think if I put a string between her legs I could so some serious archery
I really don’t understand why overweight women EVER think leggings on their own are remotely flattering. You’re not hiding anything, you’re just coloring it. I have a RIDICULOUS badonk-a-donk (German genes…you’re either Heidi Klum or a Hausfrau) and the only time I wear leggings is under a skirt. Leggings straight are only flattering on the tiniest of girls, and even then it’s a crapshoot.
She’s a smug pig. And her stans are scary.
If she wants to wear the leggings she MUST WEAR A LONGER MORE COVERING SHIRT (loose please). It’s time to bring out the butt tent!!!!!
I understand not enjoying wearing regular pants and having waist bands pinch your stomach and making you look bigger……but this girls got LOTS OF MONEY, can’t she hire someone to make clothes to make her look great at any size????
And how is it that a Hollywood fashion woman like herself would wear orange on her face like the average teenager on the street who hasn’t figured out how to do makeup yet???
But seriously, where are her kids? It seems like shes always out getting wasted, when she should really be at home with them, right?
I think there is just too many haters.. she doesnt need to look fab everywher she goes.. and her being drunk.. no.. but shes over twenty one and can do whtever the hell she wants.. if she werent a celebrity i bet you nobody wht hate on wht she does.. her son is in good hands and thats all that matters..