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Demi Moore is “winning” the post-split “race” to find a new partner, sort of

Ashton Kutcher spent the Thanksgiving holiday in Iowa with his family – he tweeted this photo of a cow (and a douche) a few days ago. When I first read that he was in Iowa, I thought, “Aw, that’s kind of nice.” But then it occurred to me – did Ashton ever go home to Iowa when he was with Demi Moore? Or did Demi and Ashton just always spend the holidays together in LA or on some beach vacation? I think Ashton has spent a lot of time away from Iowa over the best decade? I don’t remember ever hearing about him visiting. I think Ashton is a douche, of course, but that must have been hard for him to spend that time away from his family. Of course, once Ashton was in Iowa, he spent that time being swarmed by girls:

The midwest got a taste of Hollywood this Thanksgiving! Ashton Kutcher paid a visit to his hometown of Iowa City, Iowa for the holidays, and sources tell the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that the newly single star partied hard with local girls.

On Nov. 23, Kutcher, 33, and an entourage visited Iowa City bars Bo James and Sports Column. “He was drinking beer, and girls kept coming up to him,” says a source. “He loved the attention. Girls were hugging him and shaking his hand.”

On Nov. 26, the Two and a Half Men star spent three hours with pals at Summit bar downing beer and shots of liquor. “He was swarmed by girls,” an eyewitness tells Us. “A few tried to convince him to go to a strip club — but he declined!”

Kutcher let his Twitter followers know he was enjoying his time at home, but he painted a much calmer picture of the American Heartland. He shared a photo of himself — captioned “Country giving” — in front of field with a cow in it.

While Kutcher was enjoying himself in Iowa, future ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, kept a low profile. The actress skipped daughter Tallulah Willis’ debut at the Crillon Debutante Ball in Paris on Nov. 26. “She was never supposed to go,” a source tells Us. “She had to work.” Moore was spotted, however, enjoying dinner in L.A. with her “totally platonic” BFF, Hollywood florist Eric Butterbaugh.

[From Us Weekly]

Yes, on the other side of divorce equation, Demi Moore’s publicist has been dropping hints in various media outlets that Demi is out and about, and being a single lady. Page Six reported a few days ago that Demi had a “dinner date” with a “mystery man” at Tower Bar. An eyewitness claimed: “Demi looked good, and like she was ready to be seen out. She was in deep conversation with her male companion, but it didn’t look like a romantic date.” And then this happened:

Demi Moore just announced her intention to file for divorce from hubby Ashton Kutcher and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the 49-year-old cougar has moved on already — with beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week,” a source close to the couple revealed to RadarOnline.com.

“They have known each other a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing.”

Borba is the mid-30’s founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.

“It’s easy for Scott-Vincent to keep his relationships a secret because he’s so often photographed hanging out with celebrity clientele,” the source said. “But he’s head over heels for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

When asked for comment by RadarOnline.com, Scott-Vincent did not deny that he’s dating Demi, but said, “I do not comment on my personal life.”

Meanwhile, Ashton is wasting no time moping around. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the Two and a Half Men star spent his Thanksgiving partying hard in Iowa, surrounded by a bevy of beauties as he cruised the bar scene.

[From Radar]

You might think to yourself, “Doesn’t this seem very fast? Does Demi need to jump into a relationship so quickly?” Well, don’t worry about it. This is Scott-Vincent Borba – photos below. Try to imagine this man kissing Demi Moore. BITCH PLEASE.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Ashton’s Twitter.

Written by Kaiser

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63 Responses to “Demi Moore is “winning” the post-split “race” to find a new partner, sort of”

  1. Cherry says:

    ‘Well, don’t worry about it. This is Scott-Vincent Borba – photos below.’
    LMAO. Good one, Kaiser!

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  2. Bubulle says:

    she needs to find a more believable BF.

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  3. k says:

    So THAT’s where my black sharpie went.

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  4. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    So now she’s professionally bearding?

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  5. Sunnyjyl says:

    It’s a Metrosexual Osmond Ken doll. Whoa!

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  6. tapioca says:

    She needs to get together with John Cusack – he’s age-appropriate, successful, marriage-phobic and it would make all my One Crazy Summer dreams come true. I love that movie…

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  7. Kate says:

    GAH! A man wearing colored contacts?!? Gross. Those don’t look good on anyone!

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  8. Delta Juliet says:

    I’ve seen this guy on TV…no way is he interested romantically in Demi.

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  9. Hautie says:

    Are we sure he doesn’t play for the home team?

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  10. Lauren says:

    I am so damn glad this phoney marriage is over. Everyone is blaming AK, but Demi is a plastic egomaniac. Demi will buy another Boytoy, just like Madge. Both women are mothers and they disgust me.

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  11. JessicaSimpson says:

    This guy is gay. They’re probably just friends. Ashton is still hot, even with a cow standing behind him.

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  12. Nancy C. says:

    margin called SUCKED!!!!!!!!! i wanted to love it because of simon baker, but it SUCKED!!!!

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  13. Beatrix says:

    ummm, gaydar is beeping violently with the sight of oil-slick hair up there…

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  14. Kimbob says:

    Ping***ping****PING*PING*PING*PONG*PING*PONG*PING*PING!!!! Oh….oooops….I think that was my gaydar going off @ the site of Scott-Vincent Borba! Excuse me!

    Edit: HAHAHAHA….oh @Beatrix…we must have been thinking THE SAME THING!!! I just saw your post…LOL!!!

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  15. poof says:

    uum, he looks like he bats for the other team. Just sayin!

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  16. dahlia1947 says:

    Every girl needs a good gay in her life. Move slow Demi! You don’t have to start dating right away.

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  17. operagirl says:

    She would never seriously date him, now, come on! His skin is better than hers!

    Hee

    I, too, am voting that he may just be a rider on the other choochoo train…

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  18. juju says:

    ok this guy looks straight up creepy !!

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  19. Justathought says:

    You can tell a man by his hands.
    Don’t ya just want to roll this guy in some man dirt?

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  20. Turtle Dove says:

    LOL…. oh… this is real then?

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  21. skuddles says:

    Demi have you learned nothing??? Shun the younguns… go for a man your own age, cause sure as shit, the young ones will end up boffing some 20 year old behind your back, just like Asston did. But then again, if this is just ‘rebound, drag my self-esteem out of the gutter guy’ who is also most likely gay? Well then no harm, no foul, I guess.

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  22. Orange Cone says:

    our Celebrity, Stacy Keibler, got a name-drop, y’all! :D

    and Dude’s gay right? not that there’s anything wrong with that… (Seinfeld, anyone? :D )

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  23. ShanKat says:

    His Borba juice (the kind they sell at Sephora…I believe he reserves *actual* Scott Borba juice for other lads) is junk. She sure does like ‘em shifty.

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  24. ShanKat says:

    I can’t actually see the little red string around his wrist…yet somehow, I know it’s there.

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  25. Tweakspotter says:

    A friend of mine dated him. He admittedly swings both ways and his facebook page proves it. This is as fake as the day is long.

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  26. wunder says:

    ping ping ping went the gaydar. . . a Hollywood florist with bad contact lenses, yeah.

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  27. wunder says:

    Ashton’s Iowa pic is very moooo-ving, and shows that he’s finally met a female who’s on his own bovine level. . . wishing them happiness forever until douchebag craves a burger.

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  28. Cerulean says:

    Demi obviously has a serial killer fetish. He looks all kinds of wrong.

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  29. anne_000 says:

    Justin Theroux has a brother, eh? Didn’t know that.

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  30. NYC_girl says:

    It really bugs me when men wax their eyebrows (along with their chest). It just looks weird.

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  31. Camille says:

    Any publicity is good publicity in this economy right?
    I doubt very much that these 2 are having ‘sexy times’ together. He looks like he strongly bats for his own team, if you know what I’m sayin’. Yikes.

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  32. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    The photo is excellent, it has an artistic pastoral quality; the cow looks surprised, and I wonder if this isn’t a subtle dig at demi?

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  33. Jazmin says:

    He sure is thoroughly moisterized.
    Plus he is wearing colored contacts to match Demi’s eyes.
    For many reasons, it will be hard for her to find an age appropriate man to be genuinely interested in her now.

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  34. Diane says:

    Is it just me or does this guy look gay?

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  35. Diane says:

    And is he actually wearing full makeup on that cheesy smiling pic? I spot eye brow powder, liner, mascara, cream blush and tinted lip balm? What a great idea for my make up look tomorrow!

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  36. Snowpea says:

    He looks like Perez Hilton’s naughty cousin.

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  37. Lady_Luck says:

    lol. that’s not her date, that’s her gay bff.

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  38. victoria says:

    He looks too shiny and fem here… but yeah ok…

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