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Here are photos from last night’s London premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game of Shadows. How much would you love to be Noomi Rapace right now, in the middle of that sandwich? So… Robert Downey Jr. or Jude Law? Sherlock Holmes or Dr. Watson? The obvious choice (for us dirty slores) is “BOTH. Right here, right now.” But if you had to choose… which would it be? Jude Law could get you pregnant with just a look. And Jude’s got the impossible prettiness, although the pretty has been weathered by time. Robert’s kind of vampire at this point – he’s 46 years old, and all of those drugs he used to do just preserved him. He’s the most youthful-seeming 46 year old. Oh, and he’s really hot too. And he has so much energy, and he’s brilliant. So… brilliant, energetic with a young soul or pretty and pregnant? Sigh…would you like more pretty?
Noomi Rapace’s dress is Carolina Herrera. Isn’t it terrible? I’m also including a photo of Sherlock director Guy Ritchie and his baby-mama Jacqui – doesn’t Guy just look super-thrilled? Yeah.
This is one of my favorite photos – I love Jude Law for stopping and straightening Noomi’s train. That’s such a lovely and chivalrous thing to do for a lady, right? God, I love Jude. He could totally get me pregnant. I bet Noomi is pregnant right now.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Jude Law, Noomi Rapace, Robert Downey Jr.
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How much would you love to be Noomi Rapace right now, in the middle of that sandwich?
In a hypothetical sandwich, if she (or anyone else) didn’t want to get pregnant, we already know where Jude Law would be positioned…
Who would you rather, Robert Downey Jr. or Jude Law?
Honestly? None of the two. I wouldn’t risk getting pregnant (even if that could secure my future, in terms of money) and I don’t want somebody around me nagging about how his wonderful friend is the nicest guy ever and deserves another chance.
P.S.: Noomi Rapace’s dress is one of the ugliest I have ever seen.
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I love this! Good call.
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Thank you!
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Hands down Robert.
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Without question!
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Heck yeah – RDJr without question. I bet he is a ton of fun and funny and a little self-effacing, which is sexy. Jude is just pathetic because he has no self control.
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LMAO, oh please, Robert Downey has been the poster child for no self control. He might have finally worked out his demons, but Jude has done NOTHING to compare. He seems to have far more self control than Downey ever did. But I like Robert, not dogging him.
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Totally agree, Robert 100%. I’m totally dating myself, but I’ve loved him since Less Than Zero. Troubled, hot Julian -sigh. I agree he is not the poster child for self control, but he’s always exuded a sweetness (and hotness) through all that I can’t resist. I liked Jude too, but over the years, just feel like he’s just not the aging fine wine that Robert is.
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I disagree, Jude is aging quite well and looks hotter now than he did 10 years ago. Robert looks fine, too, but he’s just annoyingly smug. Jude is a very thoughtful and kind person. Stephen Fry called him one of the nicest, kindest men in show business.
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RDJ….all the way!!!
Noomi’s dress looks like some bad wallpaper border from the 90′s.
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I’ll co-sign – both!
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Jude law forever.. downey is regular beside jude look and acting chops ..
downey nervous way of acting is annoying he was bad as sherlock …i did not like first one bcaz of him the rest were all ok ..the way he talked ugh …
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Jude Law!
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No tough choice this time: Jude Law!
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Jude! all the way.
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I would pick Jude because he is just sooo damm sexy.
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I’ll take the Jude Law RDJ sandwich, Sexy times ahead.
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Jude Law is morphing into Terrence Stamp and I like Mr. Stamp. Both need serious help in the wardrobe department.
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Jude Law get in my bed !
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Jude Law, thank you very much!
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Jude Law!!!!!!! but i don’t bother if RDJ is close
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Downey, hands down. Even if his shoes do match that disaster of a dress. WTF was she thinking?
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RDJ! I don’t know what the People Magazine staff are waiting for to make him Sexiest Man Alive.
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Excellent point! Seriously, Bradley Cooper over RDJ? A travesty.
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I totally agree. Just incredible they haven’t named him Sexiest yet.
RDJ all the way.
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Robert Downey, Jr. No question.
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I’ll take both!
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Jude Law, I can’t resist that!
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That dress is an atrocity, it looks like a circus tent. Or something a stiltwalker would wear.
And while Jude and Robert are cute, I think both of their outfits scream “trying too hard (to cling to my youth).”
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It’s even worse than the one Julianna Margulies wore for the Emmys. I say that because they seem to have a similar cut:
http://www.celebitchy.com/181083/julianna_margulies_in_armani_priv_craft-project_fug_or_bridal_condom/
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Oh yeah I hated that dress, you’re right the cut is similar. So unflattering.
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I fought the law and Jude wins.
Lets make love after war Jude.
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*sigh*
My comment was eaten again (it was a reply to Esmom). I’ll try again with a link from Celebitchy itself.
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What in the Tim Burton hell kind of dress is Noomi wearing?
I would choose Jude Law, even though he’s a big whore.
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Oh come on, Jude’s not a whore.
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I’ll have what she is having, the Jude Law RDJ sandwich.
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Yes, I’ll take the sammich.
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YES PLEASE!
That’s a pretty yummy sandwich!
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RDJ no doubt. Jude is hot but Downey brings it!
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Jude Law for sure. RDJ sticks up for anti-semitic , misogynistic , racist assholes.
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Both please.
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Jude Law is bringing the sexy. I’ll be all over him.
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law all the way. him fixing her train makes me swoon.
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Jude Jude Jude… Do I love you and yearn for you with my whole body? Yes I do… That Noomi is one lucky woman, you’re right Kaiser, she’s probably pregnant.
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Nahh, Jude is like tghe town bicycle. Add to that he seems to treat women like total crap, it’s not sexy. He’s too old for that pretty-boy crap anyway.
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“the town bicycle”? LOL! I almost spit out my cereal at that one… also, dude, we all know you’re balding under that hat. Take it off, shave your head and grow up about it!
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Exactly! Yeah, he’s got pretty eyes, but take off the hat and you can see his receding hairline….he knows, too, it must kill him..i think he thinks he’s the bee’s knees!!! Downey all the way!
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Well gee, how nice to slam somebody for something they can’t help. Jude may not like it, but I don’t think he’s crying over it or trying to cover it up. He’s doing a film, and as someone suggested, that’s the reason for the hat, the beard as well. When it’s over, we’ll see his head again. I’d wear a hat and beard in return for millions of dollars, too. No reason to be mean. He can’t help that just like Robert can’t help being short (see Robert’s shoes).
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Jude is such a gentleman, love him.
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A gentleman?!?! okay, be serious. you might think he’s hot or something, but nothing supports this statement..smarmy is closer than gentleman…c’mon.
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Nothing supports YOUR statement. Jude does behave like a gentleman, and he’s been given kudos quite often for his polite, kind, and non-starry behavior – yes, I’m a fan but I read stuff that people who actually KNOW him say. You, on the other hand, as a non-fan, probably have very little to support your statement except some tabloid trash that mostly has no hint of truth.
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I’d go with Jude.Sure he’s a jerk for cheating on his wife, but he’s a handsome jerk
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Jude didn’t cheat on his wife. But his wife did cheat on him with Kate Moss. He cheated on Sienna Miller, but I somehow find I don’t care. And anyway, that was in the past. People get past their mistakes, just like Downey has. Good for them.
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RDJ all the way.
The dress is so awful, it might be great. It makes a dramatic statement. Unfortch, the statement is “chess piece.”
I love the train, though. And Jude is pretty fabulous. Happy Friday, ladies!
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Jude was was hot in his Talented Ripley days that’s for sure. But then he started balding. And I have a phobia of balding. Seriously, I check my scalp about a hundred times a day and I’m pretty sure that’s how I got a few premature gray strands worrying over it. Still, gray strands over balding. The beard does make him look a bit rugged which is a new look for him and I like. But Jude is kind of skanky, letting his peen go all over the place. And anything that’s been near Sienna Miller well…
But RDJ hands down. First he’s Iron Man. Second, he’s like almost 50 or whatever, is a former hard core drug addict and he still looks like an Adonis. Good skincare or surgery or whatever, he’s hot. Edited to say: But we’d have to get some testing done first, because well, he IS a former drug addict.
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“Jude was was hot in his Talented Ripley days that’s for sure. ”
Totally agree. That window of hotness, wide open for that film, closed pretty quickly imo!
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They are both very handsome men. Jude is wearing a beanie to cover up a hairstyle because he’s filming Anna Karenina right now; I’m sure it’s an older century style. He’s not stuck in TTMR, he gets sexier as he gets older (ie, Cold Mountain, The Holiday, Sherlock Holmes)
But if you want to point stuff out, look at how RDJ regularly wears lifts. That’s a real turnoff when he does that.
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I don’t have a phobia of short men. Well, I kind of do if they are at Tommy’s height (jk), so the lifts mean nothing me. I’m not saying that Jude is not still attractive, but I’m saying that Jude is not as attractive to me as he was when he was younger and had more hair. I really am phobic about balding. If I see bald patches, on someone it freaks me out. I have been this way since I was a kid.
Also Jude is a player and I don’t like them. RDJ appears to be committed and stable these days and still looks good having gone through all those personal demons.
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Hmmm, well, while I don’t have a phobia of short men (I can’t even fathom what something like that would be like), I do think it’s weird to wear lifts like that like nobody’ll notice. The shoes are plain ugly.
I think Robert’s still a player in his own way. I think he requires the center of attention, always. Not faulting him, some people are just like that, but I get very worn out with them easily. I do enjoy some of his films, just finished watching one as a matter of fact. I’m just not into him, never have been.
I don’t think Jude’s a player. He’s been hammered so much by the tabs, very unfairly too, mostly because of Miller, I think. But in reality, he’s very oriented around his kids, has them every other week and goes to all their activities (Michael Caine said he would ask him to dinner, but it’s most times that he’s got something planned with the kids) and while he does have sex like every other single (or not so single) celebrity does, I doubt he makes promises that he doesn’t intend to keep. I doubt he has to “play” real hard, either. I suspect women are ready and waiting to “play” him.
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I almost forgot: I hatehatehate Jude’s pants. They look like sweats. Cheap terrible sweats.
RDJ’s suit is uh-mazing.
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RDJ everytime
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BOTH!
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I love them both. I’ve loved RDJ since the 80s – those eyes. Jude – I love me a Brit any day! Since I wouldn’t want to bust up a marriage, I’ll take the latter (after he shaved – the Little Lady would not enjoy that).
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JUDEEE!!! Heaven help him if we ever met
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Jude…esp in his Alfie days. Oh, and The Holiday…and Cold Mountain..ok..just yes. Obey the Law! lol (calming down now)
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Jude is a tool. I completely agree with the whole preserved drug thing and vampire-esque-ness about him-Robert
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RDJ!
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Jude had me since The Talented Mr. Ripley. He was absolutely gorgeous in that movie – beautifully blond and tanned; clothes tailored to perfection; and he was a selfish rogue b@stard.
As long as Jude keep those gorgeous eyes and that sexy voice, he can totally get it.
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Jude Law at the Sherlock Holmes permire just helping the lady with her dress and remaining sexy while doing so.
Love him.
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Jude!Because he is the total sexy package.
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No contest…absolutely RDJ!
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Dear Santa:
I’ve been really good this year!! Can you please send me Robert Downey Jr for Christmas. I promise to be good (with him) and treat him nice and not break him!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
Love
Mrs.EzC
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RDJ God that man is hot. And his personality makes him hotter. I admire him and Mark Whalberg (sp?) when they talk about the metamorphis they went thru that was necessary to overcome addiction. They both seem so deep to me.
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RDJ hands down!
Noomi’s dress reminds me of a vintage 80′s couch. Tragic!
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jude him over ear so i can ave a go at im!
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This is a-no-brainer, Robert duh!!! lol
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Oh, there’s no contest. It would be Robert Downey Junior every time. I don’t really see Jude Law’s sex appeal myself.
And that dress! Oh my, there are no words…
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Jude Law keeping it hot and sexy.
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Jude can hit this like an angry god. Sooo sexy.
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I love RDJ’s wit and humour, plus he is a brilliant artist. Law seems to just be banking on his celeb status, rather than good acting chops.
Anything I would rather do with RDJ than Law.
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Disagree, Jude’s an excellent stage and screen actor. I’ve seen him on stage twice….brilliant!!!!
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I’ll take Jude in bed and RDJ to go out with. both are HOT in their own way!
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I think Jude’s fun to be around, too. I’ve met him before and he was very sweet and funny, very engaging.
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You’ve met him? and touched him? I’m jealous
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Jude Law !! Sooooo hot.
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RDJ. I didn’t even read the article yet. Lol. Just…..RDJ. Hands down winner!
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RDJ all the way. I’ve adored him forever.
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Neither
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Jude Law is bringing the heat. I’m there.
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I want them together and I would watch
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LOL! Yeah, I could watch that too though I’d much rather watch my third immaginary husband Chris Evans and Cillian Murphy together, or Chris Evans and Dominic Cooper — my newest obsession (hmmm…delish!).
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You have great taste in men, Eve. I approve.
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Thank you! Great minds think alike
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Dominic Cooper…I have been (slowly) obsessing over him lately. I started paying attention to him in Mamma Mia (saw him and thought “hmmm, cute!”) but then there were some reports saying that he was a major jerk (cheated on) to Amanda Seyfried…then, she hooked up with another known cheater (Ryan Phillipe) so I decided to cut him some slack (she obviously has a thing for smarmy guys and may lack a good dose of self-respect) and then I saw screencaps from a movie called The Devil’s Double so now I have a full blown crush on him.
Yes, he may be a jerk, but screw it! I’d ride that like there was no tomorrow.
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Jude Law has a huge head on top of a small body. His shoulders are only helped by the suit as they are small and sloping. It shows a bit in the third photo. RDJ any day.
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Robert Downey all the way! Jude seems like someone who may have caught the clap way too many times.. He’s been with too many chicks compared to Robert Downey.. And RDJ seems more stable and more fun
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Uh, and you know this….how exactly? You don’t recall Robert’s drug soaked years and being busted in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman hooker? He’s just as likely, if not more. Jude’s a single man…single men have sex…all of them. If Robert were single, he’d still be having sex, too, so you might as well say everyone might have the clap.
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Jude Law It’s On !!
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Jude you’re like an sexy addiction that I can’t deny.
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby?
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Give me RUDE JUDE BABYEEEEEE!!!!
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I have never found the appeal of Jude. RDJ on the other hand does it for me. Yes, please
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RDJ without a doubt! He is the whole package… gorgeous, super talented (he can act and sing!), funny, smart and wise…But I can’t help staring at Jude anyway!
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What a hot combo. I want both of course.
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Jude = Sexy Beast !
I’m on it.
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Jude Law!because we love you Jude.
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Where did she get that awful dress she is wearing? Did she get it from Ringling Bros Circus clown wardrobe? It’s awful. RDJ all the way, I’d huff and puff and blow his pants down anyday
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RDJ, just because I think he’d appreciate me more than Jude would. I’m definitely not Jude’s type, and you want a man to be appreciative in bed.
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I think just the opposite…I think RDJ appreciates himself more than anyone else, except maybe Susan.
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Why not both? *fake tantrum tears*
I cannot think of ONE Carolina Herrera dress I have ever liked. I honestly probably would have liked it if it wasn’t a giant box around her torso.
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Well, they both have a divorce under their belt. Robert was a serious crazy with the whole drugs, alcohol and waking up in the neighbors bed on accident. Jude is still close to his ex’s Sadie and Sienna. Which means he’s hard to stay mad at, so I pick Jude.
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Neither, though I love RDJ immensely.
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Jude because he is Hella Sexy !
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Gonna have to go with both, anytime, any day, anywhere, right now actually.
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Jude, always, forever, no question. No question. He’s a chivalrous gentleman, and always proves himself on the red carpet with his co-stars. Stephen Frye called him one of the nicest and kindest men in show business. (and he didn’t cheat on his wife, it was just Sienna, they weren’t married…plus it’s Sienna, so who cares? She sure wasn’t treating him right, but that’s another topic)
As for RDJ, I was happy for him that he finally got his act together after all the weird sex (busted with a Wonder Woman hooker in a hotel room), drug arrests, and just flat-out weird behavior. I’m sure he has Susan to thank for that. But lately, I’m getting a vibe from him that has put me off him, he’s become quite full of himself, and actually, I don’t like his personality at all. I hope he realizes this soon and doesn’t drown in the pool of his own smugness.
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RDJ any day, all day.
But I’d be greedy and take two for one, given the option.
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Jude is gorgeous, and he’s a sweet, kind man. He can have me anytime.
RDJ’s personality is too…flamboyant or something. He’s not really someone I believe in when they are talking.
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Downey. Sexier personality, imo.
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RDJ, duh.
In fact, put me in a Viggo & RDJ sammie, please… hold the ‘dressing’.
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And it should be pointed out, Robert’s the one with the pregnant wife, so I think that’s proof they can both cause pregnancy.
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RDJ all day. Jude’s awesome too, but…yeah, RDJ.
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I’m pretty sure I got pregnant just looking at these pictures.
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what’s up with jude’s height..? he usually looks taller than rdj
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What a funny question. But this would have made more sense – “What’s up with Robert’s height? He’s usually shorter than Jude.” (because, you know, there’s nothing Jude can do to make himself shorter….but take a look at Robert’s shoes-for-short-guys)
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RDJ!
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RDJ ALL THE WAY…
I’ve never found anything appealing in Jude but RDJ?! He’s sexy, intelligent, gorgeous, weathered, and has an amazing sense of humor.
All of those things plus the fact that I’d love to run my fingers through RDJ’s hair – he is AMAZINGLY sexy.
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Ditto!
No need for me to elaborate on that – my feelings EXACTLY!
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HAHAHA – thanks Onyx XV!
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Jude and RDJ sandwich to go. [ yummm!]
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Jude. He’s still pretty though getting older and bald. Those lips, he looks bad. Bad for you. Makes you want to eff him but good. You just want to kiss that smirk off his face.
Marry him no. Sex him – oh yeah.
RDJ – ugh, he’s funny but I would have to kill him after. lol
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Hmmm, there’s nothing wrong with older Jude. He looks fantastic and seasoned, all grown up from his pretty boy days. Plus I love hearing him talk, and he’s adorable with his kids. I’d marry him tomorrow.
Totally agree about Robert.
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How could I forget the lips?
Jude has some nice lips.
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Robert would proabably be shorter than me. So no. Not into short guys.
Jude is a delicious drink of water that I can dive into and kiss that beautiful grin off his face.
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I want the sandwich and I want what Ari (#63) wants.
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I was going to answer your title/question with an “EWWWW. NEITHER. RDJ and Jude are totally skeevy.” Then I saw the photo of Jude adjusting the circus tent train and my heart melted. Other parts of me, as well.
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Robert Downey jr ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIII!!!
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ps: that dress is horrible!!! and she …well just like her dress :p
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I’ll place my order for RDJ
along with the following…. Hottub
Candles
Jack Daniels
Blindfold
Wesson oil
Twister
Flavored body oils
Snickers….(for energy!)
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“Wesson oil” – love it
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Don’t forget the handcuffs
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JUDESIE!!!!!!!!!
*I’ll bring the chocolate syrup*
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Personally, I get a selfish self-centered vibe from Robert. Way too cocky.
Jude is my choice.
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Johnny Depp and Robert Downey, Jr.
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OMG OMG OMG! These are the hottest unintentional HOMOEROTIC photos iv EVER seen!!! eeeek! im MELTING! Jude’s eyes! RDJ’s naughty grin!!
Total sandwich scenario.
Thank you Kaiser. You just made my day!
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RDJ all day..everyday
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Dear Jude,
I’m on my way to London for a few days and thought we might as well go ahead and get married while I’m there. Wear something nice for me, sweetie.
<3<3<3
Meg
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WHY is she dressed like Beetlejuice?
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Um, I gonna need whipped cream, champagne, raspberries, a box of condoms and both of these panty-droppers STAT!
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Sorry I can’t choose- I’ll take both.
And I hate, hate, hate Noomi’s dress. Yuck-o.
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Hmm let me think a chain smoking, alcoholic junkie or Jude Law?
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jude in the bed, robert to hang with.
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RDJ RDJ RDJ!!!
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RDJ ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, love that bad boy!
He’s so sexy, like a fine wine, he just keeps getting better with age.
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RDJ, please. Thank you.
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Jude, always, forever, top of the list, end of story.
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Jude, no question.
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An RDJudesie sammich sounds mighty tasty, I think I’d like one right now.
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RDJ hands down. i love him!
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I would bang Jude like a screen door in a hurricane, then take him out for pints at the pub and listen to him talk all night long. His voice is like a cup of hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
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llloooollll
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Woo hoo! Love it.
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RDJ. May not have to even do anything, just sit and look into his gorgeous intelligent eyes.
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Jude Law all the way… I don’t care about his issues give me 24hrs with him and he can lose all his self-control on me!!!!
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I love Noomi Rapace, but she looks so bad here! Poor thing.
(Since Weird Science, RDJ)
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JUDE LAW! I don’t think I ever want kids but I’d chance it with Jude!
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DILF! He’s gorgeous (and looks happiest) with his kids.
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I get the feeling Robert would want to talk about himself all the time:
“But enough about me, let’s talk about you….what do YOU think about me?”
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Robert Robert Robert all day long. Dear lord without a question.
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Robert without question. Jude Law creeps me out.
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Gaahhhh, Jude is so very delicious. I like his sexy beard for now, but I will welcome his sexy beautiful face when he shaves it.
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DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
No but i’d have to go with Robert Downey Jnr, just because I don’t want to end up pregnant with Jude Law’s baby. Then again….
Both please
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I wouldn’t mind having Jude Law’s cute little baby…and no, I’m not meaning that as in “ka-ching!”, he just makes the cutest little babies!
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There is something about Jude Law that makes me very uneasy. It’s like he’s got too much aggressiveness in him. Like the guys you meet and they constantly and obsessively prove they need to score, because humble and subtle is not in their DNA. To me he is only a mediocre actor, he is not charming and not cute, not even good looking. They don’t need to do another Sherlock for me, RDJ needs to get involved with interesting things, he can do much better without Law. And the fake bromance stuff – pleeeze I don’t believe it for a second!
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Robert Downey Jr. All the way. I’ve been in love with that man since I was about 10 and saw “Chaplin” for the first time. Sigh.
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I think they would rather each other…
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I think so too…
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Can I have both? At the same time?
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