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Sigh… another day, another million stories about Lindsay Lohan’s crack drama. LL is still in Hawaii, where she’s getting “pap’d” only it’s really obvious that she’s just setting up these beach photo shoots. You can see some bikini photos of her here – the one of her saggy ass makes it really obvious that those Playboy pics were Photoshopped to the extreme. Also, you know how LL’s purse was “stolen” a few nights ago? Well, there an audio recording of LL “freaking out” about her lost purse, and you can hear her crack logic at work as she tries to figure out how in the world someone took her $5000 purse with $10,000 inside from a Jeep with open windows. SHOCKING. At one point, she mutters, “I will f–king kill someone if I even have to get questioned… jail for a year.” Ah, crack dramz.
Meanwhile, Radar has a story about what might go down at LL’s progress hearing in front of the judge tomorrow. If she shows up… is she still in Hawaii? Is she flying back today?
Lindsay Lohan will be in court on Wednesday for a progress hearing in her theft case, and the Playboy hottie will have a glowing probation report, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. So, could legal woes be a thing of the past for the Mean Girls star? According to our well place sources, the answer is, yes….hopefully!
“Judge Sautner gave Lindsay a new probation officer at her last court appearance. Her new probation officer is absolutely no nonsense, and she has seen it all. Lindsay has been a model probationer so far,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay has made scheduled meetings with her probation officer, has completed her court ordered community service requirement of 12 days by the progress report hearing, and attended all her psychological counseling sessions. Lindsay has actually completed more than the basic requirement of 12 days, and she is ahead of schedule to finish her duties at the morgue by March 29, 2012.”
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lohan, 25, served approximately 4 1/2 hours of a 30 day sentence for violating terms of her probation because she failed to show on multiple occasions at the Downtown Women’s Center. Judge Sautner had ordered LiLo to perform the community service at a downtown women’s shelter after pleading no contest in her theft case. Because of rampant jail overcrowding in Los Angeles County, Lohan only had to serve a fraction of her sentence.
Judge Sautner formally sentenced Lindsay at the last progress report hearing on November 2 to complete 53 days of community service at the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office, and attend 18 psychotherapy sessions.
Saunter is keeping Lindsay on a very tight leash, ordering her to complete a certain number of hours for community service, and psychotherapy sessions – monthly until March 29, 2012. Failure to do so would result in an automatic 270 day jail sentence, which the judge suspended, pending successful completion of her terms.
“Lindsay calls her probation officer back immediately whenever she calls her, if she doesn’t answer the phone. Lindsay has really stepped up and accepted responsibility for her actions,” the source says. “Lindsay is well liked at the coroner’s office, and she does whatever she is assigned to do, without complaining. For the first time in a very long time in Lindsay’s life, she is treated just like everyone else, which is exactly what she needs. She isn’t given any special perks nor has she asked for any.”
“It’s actually much more productive for Lindsay to be doing manual labor at the morgue, where they have suffered from budget cutbacks. If she were in jail, she would be in a cell for 23 of 24 hours a day, except for visits with her lawyer, or family. Lindsay couldn’t do janitorial work at jail because of the notoriety surrounding her, and it wouldn’t be safe for her or the other inmates.”
Meanwhile, the probation report will “recommend that Lindsay be allowed to remain on probation, because she is in compliance,” the pal says.
[From Radar]
I tend to believe this report – I think the Cracken has been following all of the rules and she’s been in full-compliance… this month. But maybe next month, or maybe the month after that… the old crackhead itch will start. LL is incapable of simply following the rules and adhering to a structure. She’s incapable of a long con – she doesn’t have the patience for it. She’s too crackie. She’ll mess up, just wait for it.
Photos courtesy of Fame and Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
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‘Hottie’? Apparently Radar is also on crack.
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That was the first thing I picked up too
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Hottie? How about ‘Nottie’!
How about ‘I don’t f*ckin think so’?
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So she finally starts completing her CS and we’re supposed to be impressed? Her convictions go back YEARS, as do her excuses.
I hope the delusional crackie misses court tomorrow. She needs a smackdown, serious this time. For once.
(JMO–But I think she got serious about probation to get travel privileges back. She could support an LA lifestyle AND her drug habits on the prostitution money she could be making in Europe.)
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Agree, Linnocent will prob do more than expected for next couple of months but she def cant keep up good behaviour for more than 3 months!!!
Sounds like tomorrows party is going to be a damp squid…boo
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But we’ll have our cracktinis and camaraderie! And NYE is coming – you know she can’t stay straight for that. You just know there’s going to be some epic holiday fall-out!
Once she’s “passed” this hearing, she’ll screw up again. F-ery (like denial & delusion) is inherent in her. It’s in her DNA.
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Linnocent will definitely have an extended Christmas – New Year’s holiday. The question is where will she celebrate NYE? LA? Vegas? Miami? NYC?
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I’ll make cranberry cracktinis! Cheers.
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Mortician, that sounds really good!
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Bellaluna, NYE – true, there is no way Linnocent will stay in and sober…maybe I’ll save the crackmopolitans till then
Cant wait to join u ladies ltr on even if Linnocent is praised in court (choking!) Tho here’s hoping she doesnt make plane in time (evil cackle)
Morticians, cranberry cracktini’s sound fabulous darling!!
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So, she took her probation report with her to Hawaii to get it a nice tan? Or did she just bronzer it?
Can’t wait for the crack tail-gate tomorrow!
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Me too bellaluna! Holiday cracktinis for all! Oh, and Linnocent & her probation report are glowing because at this point she is radioactive.
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I’ve said it before. You don’t get a pat on the back, an ‘atta girl’, or a ‘good job’ because you do as your COURT ORDERED!
The fact her p.o. ‘allowed’ her to go to Hawaii for a non-work related ‘vacation’ is abominable.
This has also been said before. The is just month ONE of her CS and other commitments. Lets just wait and see what happens in coming months, shall we?
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Hey girl! (see my reply to Ruby Red above)
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Mad,
I agree with you. She shouldn’t get a pat on the back for finally complying with the judge’s orders.
Also, I can’t believe that Linnocent is doing manual labor for an entire 8 – 7.5 hour shift at the morgue. Someone isn’t watching her closely enough. It’s in her DNA to slack off, cheat and cut corners.
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Mad, Bess, Bell, anyone know what time the hearing is tomorrow?
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Firecracker
10am PST, I think.
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YES
I knew she wouldn’t mess up and risk being incarcerated during the holidays.
@ahoyhoy
Lindsay had completed everything last year for the DUIs when that ridiculous sentence was imposed.
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Hey Nicole
How’s it hangin?
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Dang! That is a saggy butt!
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Her handlers are probably doing everything they can to ensure that she actually complies, because she probably has some “commitments” (ahem) to attend to, that she can’t afford to miss…
By the way, I hadn’t previously realized how beautiful her face is. Too bad she already looks incredibly rough at 25.
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I…just want her to get better. Its fun and all to watch from the sidelines…but for her own good, I just want her to get clean and healthy.
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I agree. She was a young child star.. how hard is that …? hard enough for an adult. There seems to be a logic that she should have gotten it together by now and because of that she does not deserve sympathy.
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I would tend agree with you, would that it not that she’s been granted ENDLESS CHANCES you or I would not.
Someone who is given endless chances and wastes them is a waste of sympathy. (Yes, I’m a heartless bitch when it comes to Blohan.)
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Well I may be among the minority but I don’t believe in putting drug addicts in jail. She should have been ordered to go to rehab for a year. It’s good that she is ordered to see a psychologist because maybe that person can encourage her to go to rehab. Otherwise she may be heading to the morgue because she overdosed.
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Drug addicts do not belong in jail simply for being drug addicts. But drug addicts who break all kinds of other laws, who are also thieves and drunk drivers and who repeatedly, REPEATEDLY violate their probation DO belong in jail, and not for 15 minutes.
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Amen to that Boo!
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I have been saying FOREVER that Blohan should be sentenced to a lock-down mental facility for one year. Unfortunately, I’m not a judge in her district.
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Hi Innocent. Your’e here early today. If The Cracken had completed and abided by all the terms of her probation last year she wouldn’t still be on probation. But then again, logic right? too much effort to be correct when you’re working off the crack lies too. it’s ok, we forgive you.
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Sheesh…in that first picture she looks like a cracked out Miss Havisham.
(Or maybe the cracked out ghost of Lilo past would be more timely).
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She’ll screw up, I have faith in her. I’ll just drink myself a few cracktinis and wait. Anybody else want a cracktini while we’re waiting?
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Yes indeedy I do – and make it a double please!!!! ha ha
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Oh yeah, make one for me!
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I am always hopeful for Lindsay. I hope this time will be the charm and the drama will be over. She gets nothing but negative comments; she’s a crack head, blah, blah. I just want her to get healthy, clean and sober, and stay that way.
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Dream on.
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I am so glad she is going to court tomorrow – I really need a cracktini as work has been extremely stressful lately and I need some giggles!
Also I want to know why she had $10,000 IN CASH IN HER PURSE! I find this incredible – I believe that is her party-hardy-druggie money to keep her stoned-happy! Damn that is a lot of money!
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ladyb, I don’t think she actually HAD that money in her purse (crack delusion). I think she’s “claiming” she had that money in her purse to collect on insurance. (Just a theory.)
And what kind of ASSHOLE leaves a purse with $10K IN CASH (and who would be stupid enough to carry $10K in cash around!) in a freakin’ jeep (or ANYWHERE)?!? Oh, wait. Never mind…
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ladybert62
She never had 10 large, there was no purse stolen, its all made up lies from Lohan Inc. to sell to tmz and rol for a little ‘vacation’ money. WO needs coke and booze money from somewhere, as apparently Blohan isn’t sharing her PB money like she usually does.
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All I see when I look at her is how damaged her skin is. No joke. I am a pale, blue eyed strawberry blonde and I stopped actively sunbathing when I was a teenager. So glad I did. All those freckles will turn into mottled age spots within a decade or two.
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Are you serious about the freckles turning into mottled age spots? I thought they just stayed freckles and faded as you aged. Born with freckles, die with freckles, no?
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I wasn’t born with freckles, nor were my kids. Most darkening of the skin – freckles, age spots, moles – are caused by sun damage. I know my parents had no clue how bad the sun was for us and we were constantly tan in the summer, with white hair. Now my brother, who works on a roads crew, has skin like Lohan’s. He’s 28. I have some moles, which I have removed once they get big, but they always seem to come back. I dunno. We live in the desert outside of LA, and we go through cases of sunscreen lol
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I’m pretty sure her freckles are hereditary. Her mom has them too.
Lady D, how did you get your name in blue?
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Sorry Firecracker, I have no idea why my name is blue. Didn’t notice to tell the truth but it is pretty.
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I believe that an “actress” should be more concerned about her little star glowing than about her probation report.
Too much damage done, she’s old news. Others have stood the test of time, new ones have pushed her out of the spotlight.
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@Obvious
She had until July 15th 2010 to complete Right On and she did. She didn’t deserve that sentence.
Anyway i’m glad Judge Sautner is trying to help her and gave her a choice.
Sorry i forgot you could now directly reply to posts.
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Didn’t deserve the sentence? Really? She deserves every single one because she is an addict and needs to be treated as one. If anything, they are too lenient with her, which is exactly why she hasn’t learned a thing from this whole experience.
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Am I the only one who doesn’t believe she had $10K in that purse? (Like her passport was “stolen” when in France?)
And it looks like she got some new boobs. (Or I need that bikini top.)
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My thoughts too. On all counts.
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belle
NO! Your not the only one. See my reply to ladybert62 above.
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Kaiser, you gotta stop using the ‘crack’ adjective for every little LIndsay post. It’s played and you need a new schtick.
She’s an idiot, we know she does drugs, but holy f***, your crack analogues are as inventive as her excuses.
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damnnnn…..
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Inventive is good. It shows imagination and creativity, which is needed for the blog and life, and it is also entertaining and amusing to most of us who read and admire Kaiser’s abilities with a pen. Just my opinion Cassidy. Yours is just as valid.
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Haters gonna hate but my Lindsay is doing great. You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL-really???? Of all the people in this world you could champion-those who have overcome all kinds of hardships and horrible life circumstances, triumph and then move on to truly help others-you pick this entitled, spoiled, trashy woman??!!
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Crack crack crack crack Lindsay crack crack crack crack Lindsay crack… ugh. So annoying.
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(In a Ben Stein voice) “Wow. a .’glowing. report’, she. must. really. be. improving.” Considering how many late icons she dragged though the mud by linking herself to them, I’m just waiting for McCracken to use this opportunity to compare herself to Princess Diana. Want to bet $20, anyone? (Back to Ben Stein voice) “anyone? anyone?”
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Hi all! **waves**
It’s a little early for a cracktini for me, so I’m having cracklenut creamer in my coffee.
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Sounds good! Sip, sip, pass.
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You’re too cute. Funny too.
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Hi Firecracker , how are you and how is clan Cat? I don’t do coffee but someone mentioned a cranberry cracktini. Now that sounds good.
OT: An hour ago I heard someone crying loudly outside my house. I brought this young girl (28) in and let her make 2 phone calls that went nowhere. She then informed me that she no longer wanted to live and showed me her arm with 10 different scars on her left wrist. I tried to take her to the clinic one block away but she wouldn’t go. She left my house telling me she was going to go get hit by traffic. I live right on the highway. I tried to stop her, I pulled her off the road then I called 911 on her. She was crying so hard. I did it to help her and the police did find her on the highway in front of their car. I didn’t know what to do for her. I feel helpless.
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Hi Lady D!
I just posted on another comment, how’d you get your name in blue? Haven’t chatted in a long time. My cat clan is good, how is yours?
You saved that girl’s life, you are a very kind person! Do you think the cops took her? If they did, they probably took her to the hospital, where hopefully she can get some help. You are wonderful!
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Firecracker the clan is happy and healthy, ‘cept for the kitten. He’s a little fat. (ok a lot)
The police called me to tell me they found her in front of their car on the highway and took her to the hospital for a mental evaluation.
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That is good, they probably won’t let her go if she’s suicidal. You saved her life. Darn it, I want my name in blue, too! Melon the new cat is very fat too. He still sleeps in front of his food dish quite a bit, even after 4 mos. Poor guy.
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Omg @Lady D, good job! Here in NJ anyone who’s suicidal can be kept in a facility for 24 hours againt their will. They are free to do as they please after 24 hours. Hopefully she chooses to stay and get some help.
And I’m making those cranberry cracktinis tomorrow after the hearing! I think we’ll all need a few
@firecracker, someone else said people whose names are blue are people with websites (other bloggers etc).
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There is one thing that makes me wonder: not too lond ago I started reading about Edie Sedgewick and saw some of her movies. I read many comments about her where people praised her and said many lovely things. So my question is why is she so different than LL (besides 50 years) I mean why is the common oppinion that everything Edie did was chic and artsy while LL is called crackedhead with saggy this and that?
I am not trying to defend either of them, its just genuine curiosity.
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Hi Masa-
Interesting question. I think one issue we have with drawing a comparison between the two is the media saturation and paparazzi craziness we have today compared to Edie’s time, during the mid-to-late 60s. Maybe if Edie lived in today’s day and age, we’d all know too much about her and her family/personal life and criticize her as harshly as we do Lohan. That being said, part of Edie’s appeal was the mystique that surrounded her life and death and of course the tragic way that it all ended for her. Edie (purportedly) inspired songs by the Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, and The Cult. Lilo hasn’t really inspired anybody except maybe Hefner. I think another part of the delineation between the two is that Edie always seemed so fragile/frail/sad, worthy of empathy. Lilo seems self-absorbed, unapologetic, and spoiled. Ultimately, it’s very difficult to feel bad for her-she never shows any accountability and always plays the victim card.
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Eh, Edie was just a Lindsay with better friends.
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The audio isn’t working for me, is it working for everyone else?
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Works for me.
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Wow, let’s all pat her on the head like a puppy and congratulate her for doing what she was supposed to do five freaking years ago. You know, it really takes a special kind of person to carry out their civic duty only under threat of jail time, and at the last possible minute at that.
Lord, I hate this girl.
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Does the Cracken not realise that Hawaii is part of the U.S. and she doesn’t NEED her passport to get to Cali? LMFAO @ this idiot! Colour me amazed!
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Maybe she thought she’d slip on over to Paris if she thought no one would know!
Holy moly, blind just came out that Bey isn’t PG after all. Very interesting. And sad.
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Going to blind right now! (But didn’t we suspect that anyway? I think it’s going to be a “purchased” baby from Jay’s French side-dish.) K, I’m back. Yeah, CALLED IT!
(Sorry for the delay – catching up on The Daily Show and Ralph Fiennes is on. I’m rewinding!)
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I thought she was, just faking the bump to be bigger than it was.
What time tomorrow, do you know? although it’ll probably be pretty boring!
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Mornin Firecracker
I THINK its the usual 10am PST.
What Bey blind? Got a link?
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Mornin Madisyn! Thanks for the time. Here’s the link.
http://blindgossip.com/?p=36212
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Thanks F
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did anyone else notice that little miss thang went from tan to pale and ghostly in the hawaii bikini photos? little miss thang effin washed off her spray tan when she was frolicking in the ocean !!!! beyond hysterical .also pat her saggy white or spray tanned ass for compliance,what a joke.dont even get me started on the 10,000 caper!!!!!!!
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Does anyone think having to pose for playboy because she wasted so much money on lawyers dealing with this mess made her realize she is better just to get it over with so she can be a crackhead without repercussion from the court when it is all finished? That is kind of what I think. She isn’t getting better, but she is doing what she needs to do to be a crackhead in peace.
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Answer me this, wise ones, here?
Why is she not interested in getting her money back? Why is she so worried about speaking to the police? She didn’t do anything wrong, did she?
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Uh, cuz it NEVER HAPPENED?
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‘Cuz the money was never there in the first place? ‘Cuz she was high and/or drunk and didn’t want to talk to the Popo? ‘Cuz it’s a scam to try to circumvent having to show up in court because her passport is “missing” and apparently Hawaii is not a part of the United States? ‘Cuz she’s an idiot?
(choose one or more – there is no wrong answer)
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I’m gonna go with my old stand-by:
CUZ SHE’S AN IDIOT!
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And here’s another one. Inspite of the Trollhans insistence everytime that her reports are “glowing” is glowing a word you really use in a probation report?
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Lol! Just in that family’s own delusional minds is it possible to be on probation and have a glowing report.
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“Glowing” means she’s either spray-tanned it or taken it to Hawaii with her.
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She must have blown all the pilots, first class and a seedy producer of male enhancement infomercials to get her 10,000(750 dollars inflated crackstyle).
Girl has a busted body. No hips, saggy arse and shapeless legs. If not for her fame she would be a 10 dollar whore dating the local meth cooker. Dina would be Ma Pimp still selling her coke flesh at the senior center wailing about how state took her younger children for no good damn reason.
Thank their lucky stars for Parent Trap 2, red hair, freckles and impish grin.
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Hey! Don’t you minimalise her like that! SHE’D be the one cooking the meth! (If you cook, you don’t have to snort or smoke, because you get so high just cooking. Don’t ask. Please.)
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Sh definitely has the teeth of a meth user. Meth cooker would be an upgrade!
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You are right. I have a bad habit of underestimating her ability to succeed. I’m not quite sure I’d give her a full cooker upgrade. But I’ll begrudge her cooker’s apprentice. I just don’t think she has the dedication, entrepreneurial spirit and people management skills to run a tweak shop. No, but slag assistant? Totally.
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She’s in Hawaii with Pootie. That speaks volumes to me that if she were drug tested she would fail miserably. Can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow (probably the same old same old).
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Drug testing her ANY DAY, regardless of where she is or who she’s with, would result in an automatic ‘fail’.
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Best dam glowing reports money can buy !
She sash-shay into court, looking as sweet as she can while smerking like the Chesshire Cat..Judge well tell her what a good girl she is pat her on the head and give her permission to fly of the NYC as a reward for all her good work….
and in the mean time Hawaii-5-O is quitely pulling apart her stolen purse story and are hot on her ass……
LOL enjoy your holidays Lindsay
Dan-o is coming to see you real soon.
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Widdle Windsay needed more coke,
How to get it? She was really quite broke!
She took off her clothes,
Went to Playboy to pose,
As her career went up completely in smoke.
Widdle Windsay got her hands on the pics,
Thought she looked better than all those other chicks,
She sold them early online,
“Hugh Hefner won’t mind!
And if he does – so what? I need a fix!”
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I’ve never heard a story about lohan that showed less character than rooting for a young women with the disease of addiction and no support system to suffer. It amazes me how everyone calls her worthless for not getting better in a handful of years. There are addicts who aren’t better after half a century.
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Molly, for me it’s not about the drugs. It’s about constantly thumbing her nose (and her finger) at the court system, and thinking the rules don’t apply to her.
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Of course she’ll mess up; that is her new career….
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those are the eyes of an unashamed sociopath. god this woman. or rather, this creature. when will it end? when will be spared from this human fiasco?
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her butt.. smh.
her face and body amazes me. i cant believe were the same age!!
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Widdle Windsay, the big drama queen,
Needs the spotlight – she needs to be seen!
“Look at me! I’m so hot!
You can’t say I’m not!
I’m Lindsay Lohan – why is everyone so mean?”
Widdle Windsay, needing to be news,
Was sure she had nothing to lose.
She made up a claim,
A stolen purse – d*mn, how lame!
And started screaming the “woe-is-me” blues.
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lol i like these keep ‘em coming
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E! is reporting she MISSED HER FLIGHT back to LA and was suppose to tape Ellen today. What a twit!
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Hef will be pissed. The Ellen Show was going to be her only promo appearance for PB.
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Ha, I saw that too! How could she miss an appearance on Ellen? And Honig says she had some flight related issues that needed to be dealt with this morning? Oh Crackie, hope you made the next flight!
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That is hilarious! The plane probably was surrounded by a bunch of orange cones and they wouldn’t move them for her.
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Firecracker
E! is saying she needs to be in court at 9:30 am PST. So scratch my ’10 am’ stuff.
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Thanks, Madisyn
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i found this insightful little comment in jj: “One of Lindsay’s own tattoos perfectly illustrates the biggest difference between her and Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn said “everyone’s a star and deserves a chance to twinkle.” Lindsay changed the original quote to “Stars: all I ask for is the right to twinkle” and got it tattooed on her arm. Subtle, but huge difference. Marilyn always knew that she was a regular girl in a crazy situation; Lindsay is an entitled, arrogant douche demanding that others give her what is hers by “right”. Aside from her incredible physical beauty what gave Marilyn such star appeal was that she never stopped being a real person. While it’s true that Marilyn’s inborn acting talent was mediocre she was willing to work at her craft and got to be pretty good, much better than people giver her credit for. Lindsay, in her arrogance squandered her talent, thinking she could have a couple of oscars under her belt by 30 without doing a day’s work. For as big a fan as Lindsay claims to be she really should take a leaf out of MM’s book. It takes more than a platinum blonde wig and a pill addiction to be a star like Marilyn.”
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Her beach body photos.. Her body circa 21 and younger is gone.. she just needs to workout more.
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I don’t think Crackie will screw this up. I think she realizes if she pretends to not be a crack whore for 4 months it will be more beneficial to her crack hustle in the future. She’ll play their game and succeed but watch out world when she her probation is over with. We will see The Cracken at the height of power again…until she gets busted for something else.
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Ah yes, but Lindsay is a terrible procrastinator. Once she feels like she’s done enough hours, she’ll start to skip out, convinced that she’ll get the rest done before the deadline.
Then, once her next court-date looms near, she’ll panic and try to cram everything into a week, or have some ready excuse about missing CS for work or something stupid like that.
Her brain doesn’t seem to be able to process plans for long term. She lives in the now, and worries about the future when it’s staring her in the face.
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True, but I think she also believes that if she gets her hours out of the way now then she won’t worry about them later. I guarantee she is so far ahead and will continue to get ahead on hours that she will be done soon, and that will be one less thing to worry about. She’s not drug tested and I guarantee her sole thought is one getting these idiots (idiots in her head anyways)off her back so she can do whatever she wants without anyone questioning her. She can’t do that until she is done with her CS.
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Widdle Windsay is looking real rough,
Who the hell wants her pics in the buff?
The body is baggy,
The chest? Way too saggy,
Just the duck lips are revolting enough!
Widdle Windsay, it seems, missed her flight,
Where’s her brain? It’s nowhere in sight!
She just blew off Ellen,
But why? She’s not tellin’,
(It’s cuz she’s as high as a kite.)
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Best one yet!
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well-written!
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That was amazing.
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Per Gather:
The taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show was a contractually obligated promotional appearance for her Playboy cover, so it’s kind of a big deal that she missed it. However, since her nude Playboy photos already leaked on the web, it might not help sales of the issue much. Playboy did try to salvage sales somewhat by moving its release date to tomorrow because of the leak.
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Oh please, please, please… let there be a lawsuit against her for breach of contract that she loses big…and let there be a criminal suit for leaking those photos, too…
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Wouldn’t THAT be fan-fvckin-tastic? I’m still waiting for the civil case with the 3 boys/men to start. What are they waiting for? Blohan settled with the mother but NOT the boys, so when the eff is it gonna start?
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It’s actually been in the works for awhile. She just keeps no-showing for her deposition. Qu’elle surprise!
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Maybe that was Hef’s brilliant plan all along. He knew crackle would screw up some part of the deal, allowing him tons of publicity and the opportunity to sue for his money back. If I didn’t think Hef’s brain had turned to Metamucil about four or five years ago, I might have to call this situation well played. However, I’m fairly certain that any good business calls Hef makes are purely coincidental at this point.
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Hef must have a board of directors, a team of lawyers, or SOMEONE who is keeping track of business affairs and making sure that contracts are met–or he’d already be out of business. Oh Hef, you old Perv, make the takedown of Lindsay Lohan your swan song!
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About a year and a half ago I was going through a really tough time. I’d broken up with my first BF, I was living at home, I had no career prospects or goals and I was drinking too much. I was depressed and my parents, both wonderful, supportive people, would tell me, “Rio, I know things are bad right now. But if it makes you feel any better, remember this- Lindsay Lohan is younger than you are.”
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lolol cracken is an inspiration
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this is too much! little miss thang was scheduled to return sunday,yet missed or according to her rep had travel related issues,and still effed up her monday return. probably looking for the $10,000 she “lost”. i seriously hope she is in breach of contract with playboy,since she blew off Ellen.ellen has to be seething,ellen the most kind heartened person to have little miss thang pull this is sooooo wrong.cant wait to see if she can make her perp walk tomorrow.
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Widdle Windsay never takes a rest
From doing what she seems to do best.
She’s learned well from her mama,
It’s all “DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA,”
But she’s so high that she never feels stressed.
Widdle Windsay, in a crack-induced daze,
Sits dreaming in her room’s smoky haze.
“The Oscar WILL be mine!
Ellen can kiss my behind!”
And she throws her crack pipe a loving gaze.
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MOVE THAT HAWAIIAN ISLAND – IM LINDSAY LOHAN. Did anyone see the pics on Radar of Linnocente & her NEWLY JACKED UP CRACK TITTAYS!?!?!?!?! THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME SAGGY BOOBS WE HAVE SEEN – HAWAII FOR POST OP??
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Nope. Those are new tatas. Or that’s one hell of a bikini top! (I mentioned it up-thread.)
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2609674/lindsay-lohan-bikini-hawaii-06/
…and discuss.
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I’ve seen 50-60 year old women with better beach bodies.
Now I really want to see the original shoot with Playboy that Lindsay did, and the untouched photos, just to see how much the photoshop guys had to do to make her look anywhere near attractive.
And I think my case rests in point, Lindsay definitely has implants. I was already convinced when she got really really skinny, but her boobs were big as ever. These photos just confirm it.
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Cherry Rose
WE ALL want to see the first shoot and untouched by ps. (photoshop) Now THOSE would maim our eyes, for sure.
Maybe if she pisses Hef off enough, he’ll realease them? *fingers crossed*
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wow.. the pic that the link led directly to totally gave me leann rimes flashbacks.
And who leaves a sweetheart like Ellen hanging like that? RUDE!
Even gossipcop is saying blohan didn’t even call or apologize.
http://www.gossipcop.com/lindsay-lohan-blows-off-ellen-degeneres-taping-playboy-december-2011/
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Seen this?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/12/lindsay-lohan-misses-flight-ellen-taping
LOVE that Ellen won’t re-schedule her appearance. Serves a crack-head right!
Wonder if she’ll make it to court tomorrow? Any bets?
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I bet she’ll make it just to bug us.
I’d really like it if she were sitting in a Honolulu jail right now, nabbed for possession at the airport.
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Dude, so true! I had to declare a freakin’ pineapple. A PINEAPPLE!
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THIS BITCH is like a one-woman self-demolition crew. It AMAZES me that Blohan is SO delusional, SO in denial, SUCH a crack-head.
Every time I think she’s outdone herself, she proves me wrong!
(She DOES know that Hawaii is a part of the US and she, therefore, doesn’t need her passport to return to the Mainland, yes?)
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Knowing her…probably not. Lol.
This time, I can’t say I truly care. She only hurt herself this time and she is merely reinforcing why she will never have a Hollywood career again. I mean seriously, who blows off Ellen of all people?
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I had no idea who LL was until she started making headlines for being a drunken cracky. When I realized she was in that bad remake, er…ah… TWO bad remakes I(The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday) I thought …darn it does the Herbie the Lovebug count as a remake? No? Okay, moving on….really, that girl is news worthy? I didn’t even know she had a name she was that forgettable.
If it wasn’t for her drug addled behavior no one would still be talking about her.
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True dat, Nan.
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Her cracknanigans are EPIC. They’re the most entertaining thing about her.
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She’ll be dead by age thirty. I realize that train wrecks are compelling to watch, but she is just sad, sad, sad. NEXT.
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looking at the bikini pics.. proof playboy did not use lilo’s butt.. but umm.. did lilo enlarge her breasts? is she normally that top-heavy? has she been that large before? or is it just because that top actually does the work of a bra?
(love how she’s playing it up for the camera btw.. ofc! and she totally6 didn’t realize that she’d have so many nip slips!))
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New boob job. See above comments.
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