Kim Kardashian wants a tabloid solely dedicated to her assy shenanigans

These are photos of Kim Kardashian, allegedly flying out to Dallas to visit Khloe and Lamar. Look at how plastic her face looks in the closeups! YIKES. It’s like she’s turned herself into a doll. Anyway, remember how Kim Kardashian and her family built their empire on the backs of Chinese slaves? That story came courtesy of The National Enquirer, which is owned by American Media, Inc., which also owns Star Magazine and Radar. Funny story… Page Six claims that Kim is in talks with American Media to start her own Kardashian-themed tabloid. Like, a tabloid focused solely on the comings, goings and cat-faced shenanigans of the Kardashians. Surely this is a joke?

There’s no end to the Kardashian empire’s ambition. Sources say the reality attention-grabbers, perhaps because of negative publicity after Kim’s ill-fated marriage, now want to lead their own coverage and are close to landing a deal with American Media Inc., which owns Star, The National Enquirer and Shape, to launch a glossy dedicated to the family.

“This is a Kardashian idea,” a source said. “They have been reaching out to several media outlets.” We hear the girls plan to be heavily involved editorially. Kris Jenner won’t be editor-in-chief, but will certainly be pulling the strings. Some say the mag could launch as soon as spring.

“Now the Kardashians can spin their own stories in print,” a competitor sniped. Others say the mag will be more of a fanzine devoted to the family. AMI launched Reality Weekly, a magazine devoted to reality TV, with Victoria Gotti as editor. Some suspect the Kardashian mag will be similar to Kim’s celebuzz blog, which is packed with family happenings and plugs for sponsors. AMI and a Kardashian rep declined to comment.

[From Page Six]

If this ever comes to pass, I don’t think it would be successful, but that’s only because print media is dying. However, if there was one celebrity who could revive print media with her assy Midas Touch, it’s probably Kim Kardashian. I’m consistently shocked with the companies that get into bed with the Kardashian Klan, and they all have a steady stream of advertisers, media ventures, endorsement deals, etc. So… God knows. Maybe it would work. Not that Kim needs my advice, but here it is: instead of trying to start a tabloid from scratch, simply “buy out” the interest in one of the lesser tabloids, like OK! Magazine, and start from there.

Besides all of that, Kim already dominates the existing tabloids. Here are some of this week’s headlines: Star Mag spoke to Amber Rose, and Amber claims Kim and Kanye West fooled around while Kim was with Kris. And Life & Style claims that Kim left Kris for Reggie Bush, and Reggie doesn’t want her back, so now Kim is embarrassed. And this is why print media is dying. Because Kim sat on it, and then tried to have sex with it. You would be on life support too.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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  1. Franny says:

    I know a lot of focus is on her ass, but I really would like to know what kind of surgery she had to make her face look like that. There is something off with her mouth, but I just can’t figure it out. It almost looks like the Joker’s mouth. Anyone have ideas?

  2. ThatBoyLuke says:

    LOL Katie Price has a magazine all about her in the UK.

  3. anne says:

    Guess I’m silly, but always looked forward to my weekly In Touch issue. There isn’t a page (so it seems) with out a Kardashian on it. Therefore I am not renewing my subscription. It’s that bad. That first pic doesn’t even look like her. It’s like the Seinfeld episode where the girl was pretty in some light and ugly in others.

  4. It is ME!! says:

    Bitch, please.

    And stop fucking with your face- you are beginning to look like OctoMom.

  5. dorothy says:

    Wait. Just a few days ago she whined she wanted a “simple life”. Now she wants a mag devoted to her? God, I really hate this woman.

  6. amanda says:

    Those boots really make her thighs look thick. Not cute. I want her scarf though.

  7. anonymous says:

    In one of the weekly magazines from last week,they have before and after pictures of stars before cosmetic surgey, I can’t believe how this girl looked before. These people have followers that want to look like them but their original facial features is that of trolls, one of the most shocking is Jennifer Aniston before picture with her elongated chin, you want to see ugly. The things people with money can do for them selves and fool the public is shameful.

    • gloria says:

      The story wasn’t about Jennifer. It was about the no-talent, absolutely not a size 2, coniving K Kartrashian. JA is a talented actress worth $100 mil. How you can possibly compare the two is beyond me. Jen is infamous for giving to charities, in particular, St. Judes. Kartrash went to Haiti to make people think she cares about someone other than herself. Ecks I won’t even bother to go on.

  8. Camille says:

    She is divine. Call her innocent, colour her pure, She’ll be anyhow you want to paint her, She’ll give you fragile and She’ll show you demure. Picture perfect there’s no mistaking. That’s my Kim. I adore her.

  9. JudyK says:

    No end to their narcissism…not an attractive trait. If they try to pull off something like that, they are going to learn in nothing flat how SICK everyone with a minimum 2-digit I.Q. is of the entire family.

    They are becoming more and more barf worthy.

  10. Tiffany27 says:

    A Kardashian themed magazine? Yes, because they’re not in ALL the other tabloids, they don’t have a reality show, and they don’t basically have their own cable channel. WTF would be in the mag that we don’t already know about?

  11. Karolina says:

    Remember when she claimed she will give all her wedding-gifts to charity? Well, that did not happen, instead she gave them away as christmas presents to family and friends…she is so pathetic and fake…

    • Cherry Rose says:

      Wow, really? I thought she was just going to donate the amount of money that all the gifts totaled and give it to charity, and keep the gifts herself.

      I think I’m just surprised at the fact that Kim would ever give anything worth money away. She seems pretty greedy.

      Unless this is so that Kris Humphries can’t get any of the wedding gifts, which I wouldn’t be surprised.

  12. brin says:

    What will it be called, “Krazy for Katface”?

  13. G says:

    I hate myself for loving her handbags.

  14. ??? says:

    IDK why people talk shit about her body but yet say Christina Hendricks has a great body?? WTF?

    • erin says:

      because christina hendricks is honest about her body, not delusional like k.k. is. she goes on an on about being a size four.. wait wait, a size two! smaller and smaller, simply furthering the skinny-craze of hollywood, but we all know it isn’t her true size. that isn’t cool. at least christina hendricks owns it.

  15. faye says:

    My ass she’s not getting lip injections.

  16. bluhare says:

    I wish she’d get her own tabloid. Maybe she’d stay out of the others.

  17. hatsumomo says:

    Ok, slightly off topic, but Amber Rose is doing these print ads for vodka/tequila or whatever it is, and I love them! Its over done and she’s wearing too much makeup, but it works for her. And she still has no hair.

  18. kdlaf says:

    Hmmm I feel like their tabloid would be successful in the beginning but people will slowly get tired of them, start reading the old Kardashian-free tabloids then people will get tired of them permanently!! :D seems like a great idea to me, I hope they go through with it!

    Btw, the Amber Rose article says Kim hooked up with Kanye when she was with Reggie not Kris.

  19. truthful says:

    people are already tired of them…

    well. all the other mags will be forced to give the real truth NOW.

    they will do themselves in, LOL

  20. LL says:

    “Because Kim sat on it, and then tried to have sex with it. You would be on life support too.”

    …dying laughing.

  21. BJD says:

    OMG! Are these photos of Octomom?!?!

    Uck…..the two of them look almost exactly alike….although Kim’s behind is shortly going to need its own awful zip code! Nasty! Imagine what she’s gonna look like when she’s about 40 or so?!? Not gonna be pretty, that’s for sure!

    • whatevs says:

      her lips look revolting. why oh why do people pay to get nasty, unnatural looking lips? and i’m sure those are fake btw her lips before weren’t that thick. you can also tell by the way that they have no creases and and low parts like natural lips when they have collagen.

  22. Bobby sue says:

    Give it another year. She’ll be in the used-up, has-been garbage dumpster with Paris Hilton. She’ll still have money but no outlet for attention. It’s mob mentality at it’s best. Get enough people fed up, it’s a chain-effect and the backlash will be crushing to her and her family.

  23. whatevs says:

    eww omg. what is wrong with this ashole? doesn’t she have enough money and infamy already? who could be so stupid to want even more. or pull all those shenanigans in the first place? what happened to the times when people had to actually have talents and skills and class to become celebrities?

  24. crazycatlady says:

    Their own tabloid (scuze me, ‘fanzine’) dedicated to themselves. I do not believe one could get any more vain or self-absorbed than that.

    And I am now convinced that her face is not human. She has rubber masks that she just pulls on before she leaves the house. Even babies’ faces aren’t that smooth. Scary mask. I’m scared of this monster.

  25. JaneWonderfalls says:

    She looks more plastic every photo I see her in… Kim needs to learn, humility and the idea of being discrete. Don’t do a reality show and claim you want “privacy” during your stuff times.