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Us Weekly: Katy Perry dumped Russell Brand because he’s “crazy” and “kinky”

Is anyone else getting a little tired of the Katy Perry-Russell Brand news? Just me? Because people are acting like this is the most shocking split of the decade. Bitches, please. This was a disaster from the start. It was a disaster before they even got married! Anyway, Us Weekly has a big cover story this week about how Katy was “married to a crazy man.” Seriously? Us Weekly is going to take the position – in bold on their cover – that Katy is the victim and that Russell is “crazy”? Granted, he might be crazy (although I think he’s just surprisingly intelligent and rather eccentric). But Katy is no “victim” for the love of God. So here are some highlights from Us Weekly’s cover story:

*Russell “duped” Katy with the prenup. Katy wanted to sell the photos from their Indian wedding, and she wanted Russell to sign a prenup, but he refused on both counts. Allegedly, Brand wanted to keep their wedding “pure” – he’s quoted as saying, “I want to make our wedding … normal, So it ain’t selling the pictures.” Meanwhile, since they filed in California, a community property state, “it could mean their assets will be divided down the middle therefore putting her $70 million fortune at stake. Their estate also includes $15 million in lavish properties all over the world.”

*Katy wasn’t “kinky” enough to satisfy Russell. A source says: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her. When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source also says that “despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was ‘never enough.’” This source, who knows intimate details about Katy and Russell’s lovemaking, also said: “He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular p0rn0 with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him. And he has a closet full of sex toys.”

*Russell hated being alone: “Russell always needs someone there and that’s not Katy,” the source says. “She’s busier than he is.”

*Katy’s hard partying lifestyle and friends really bothered him: “Russell can’t be in clubs because of his recovery and Katy didn’t want to give up the partying. She didn’t want to even compromise. That infuriated Russell.”

*Russell wanted to start a family: “When he asked Katy about [having kids],” the source says. “Katy would just smile and says she was too busy.”

*Russell wasn’t supportive of Katy’s career: “She had so many things going on this year and there were so many times he wasn’t there,” the source says. “He told her she wasn’t funny [when she hosted SNL] and he was totally uninterested [when he sat front row at her last concert]. He seemed annoyed he was there. I don’t think he sat through one whole song.”

[Via Hollywood Life]

Okay, I’ll admit that the revelations about Russell’s sexual kinks was interesting, although I can’t really imagine ever wanting to watch a pr0n about a dude in a wheelchair (no disrespect to those in wheelchairs, but it’s just not my fetish). Personally, I think Russell looks like a spanker. Like, he loves to spank women and he likes to be spanked himself. Don’t you think? I just don’t see him as a whips-and-chains kind of guy though. Maybe feathers and massage oils? I could see a sex swing. I could definitely see role playing.

Incidentally, I wonder what Helen Mirren is up to? You know that Helen and Russell are soulmates, right? I bet she would be up for whatever Russell wanted.

Here’s the pervert yesterday in London. Ten bucks says he just moves back to London permanently now. Also, THAT SCARF. That scarf says “I’m into autoerotic asphyxiation.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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137 Responses to “Us Weekly: Katy Perry dumped Russell Brand because he’s “crazy” and “kinky””

  1. mln76 says:

    Oh please if Katy could read she should have picked up Russell’s memoir and then she would have known he’s kinky and crazy as all get out…Her team is making her look like even more of an airhead then I thought.

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  2. Rita says:

    Without a prenup, I think he gets half of what was earned during the marriage, not what she had before. She also gets his half in that time which is the most he’ll ever make.

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    • mssnarnd says:

      Oh, so right!

      Kim K may be a dumb-dumb when she’s not sitting next to her attorney and accountant; but, she knows who to have in her “court” to save her ass (no small endeavor!):
      Ring: $2 million
      Wedding Cost: $20 million (approx)
      Wedding Profit: $17 million (approx)
      TERMS OF ENDUREMENT: 72 days
      PRE-NUP: Yes! So, no big pay-out to Grok

      Katy P
      Ring: $75K
      Wedding Cost: $2.5 million (approx)
      Wedding Profit: Not much if anything
      TERMS OF ENDUREMENT: 426 days (approx)
      PRE-NUP: NONE. Cost $30 million (approx)

      And a Trashian wins the Showcase Showdown! Ah, the problems of the wealthy ;-)

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    • DesertRose says:

      Correct. Here in California you have to be married for either 7 or 10 years before everything becomes community property. I’m 1/8th owner of our family company, and my hubby had to sign a pre-nup (my family is protective and I agree on this one), that he has no claim of ownership over my share of the business in the event of a divorce. I don’t really buy the no pre-nup anyways, these people have managers and lawyers looking out for them. I think it mostly comes down to Katy’s immaturity. You can’t marry a recovering addict and be a hard-core recreational user. It will never work. Good luck to both of them.

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  3. Lilyb says:

    Oh, ffs. Katy, we all know you’re trying to do some spin here. I don’t think Russell is any saint, but it’s “pot to kettle” at this point.

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  4. Marjalane says:

    How does this happen? I’m feeling supportive of Russell Brand. What kind of dumbshit marries a man who fought to become sober and then parties around him? I’m thinking kind of a nasty, selfish person….

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    • Minky says:

      I was totally thinking the same thing! All the little highlights make her out to sound selfish and kind of petty… She wanted to make money off their wedding and he didn’t want to; he wanted to spend time with his wife and she didn’t want to; he wanted to start a family and maintain his (hard won) sobriety, and she didn’t want to; he didn’t sing and dance along to her music at concerts when it’s those exact things that were keeping her from him.
      I’m not saying he’s perfect, but come on! There are two sides to every story and this side just makes her sound… naive and unprepared for marriage.

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    • Bodhi says:

      Exactly! She is a moron & all this “poor Katy” press is only going to backfire

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    • taxi says:

      I don’t disagree, but what 36 year old man who’s sober, yada yada, courts a 26 year old pop singer who tours to keep her sales up & is known to party hard?
      Did he think he’s so mesmerizing in his intensity that he’d turn her into a deep thinker who’d give up her friends, the cocktails, and the adulation she requires to keep the KP machine running?

      Maybe he isn’t so intelligent after all.

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      • Minky says:

        LOL! I laughed reading this, because you’re right. What was he expecting? Not that a 10 year age difference is an automatic relationship death sentence, but given her public persona and the antics that keep her in the media, you’d think he’d have known a bit more about what he was getting into. Just as she should’ve known given his very public struggles and discussion of them that he’d moved passed all the partying.

        Two sides and all that.

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      • Tiffany says:

        Maybe a 36 year old man who is in love? 26 isn’t exactly a child, you know. If she agreed to get married, I think she should have accepted the responsibilities that come with marrying a rehabilitated alcoholic.

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  5. Green_Eyes says:

    How can one claim they didn’t know he was kinky.. Apparently she’s never seen him being interviewed… Apparently the drugs finally wore off.how else could you not know the man you married is eccentric (and ya I can see kinky w/ his brand of humor). Have to agree, she is no saint either… By her own admission in past interviews. Surprised no! Surprised it’s such a big deal they split? Yes!

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  6. Miffits says:

    And those jeans and boots scream teenage girl at Hot Topic so I bet he’s into some kind of Team Edward/Team Jacob fetish too.

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  7. Kelly says:

    So it’s “crazy” that Russell wanted their wedding to be “normal” and not commodified? Wow. And it’s “crazy” that he wanted kids and wants to stay sober? What is this world coming to.

    US Magazine, you can suck it, you POS rag.

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    • fabgrrl says:

      Yeah, seriously! He wants their wedding to be private and special, he wants to stay sober, he wants to spend time at home with his wife, he wants kids, CRAZY man! As for the sex stuff, well, your spouse *should* be the person you can get your kink on with. It’s not like they didn’t have sex before they got married – she probably knew what he was into.

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    • Tiffany says:

      I agree! I think it says good things about him if he didn’t want to sell pictures of their private ceremony. It is supposed to MEAN something, not be a product that you pimp!

      I think he was just way too mature for her, and she still wants to party. When he gave the Amy Winehouse tribute and she commented 3 times about how drunk on tequila she was, I knew it wasn’t going to last.

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  8. Rainey says:

    He didn’t think she was funny on SNL? Bitch, neither did I! I couldn’t sit through one of her concerts either. I’m supposed to hate him for that?

    If she didn’t know he was kinky, well, I don’t even know what to say. I knew that and I’ve never met the guy.

    I don’t think Katy Perry turning this into a pity party for herself will work. She’s dumb and annoying, most people thought this wouldn’t last, and most people really don’t care much. I’m already bored!

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  9. Tina says:

    “He really gets off on one particular p0rn0 with a guy in a wheelchair.” What the??

    I like Russell Brand. So I’m really not going to believe the tabloid hoopla. This is between him and Katy Perry. I’m gonna read it of course lol, but not accept it all as fact.

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  10. skuddles says:

    So how did he “dupe” her with the pre-nup exactly? She wanted one, he said no… and then she married him. Doesn’t sound like duping as much as naivety/stupidity getting in the way of her better judgement. Makes you wonder though…. was this part of the Brand plan? Screw her and then REALLY screw her? In any case, looks like she’ll be financing his kinky shenanigans forever now.

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  11. Hip-ster says:

    If anything Katy is more kinky than him! Hello, look at the damn songs she sings. Cray.

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  12. G says:

    Oh, so I see Katy’s taking the high-road here.

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  13. teehee says:

    Seems that no matter what they try to say abotu it, or how they try to spin it, I just cant help but always think “You dumbasses” …

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  14. Kim says:

    Sounds like they both have alot of growing up to do esp him.

    Also sounds like she is WAY more into the fame thing than him. Selling her wedding pictures? Is nothing sacred anymore?

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  15. Jezi says:

    Kaiser you’re totally cracking me up. Like you’re really getting into the fetish thoughts. This article actually makes Katy look bad. It makes him sound like the saner of the two because he wanted to settle down and start a family and she was a partier.

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  16. the original bellaluna says:

    Boy, she’s really trying to take this to Kartrashian levels, isn’t she? And (like that one) this’ll backfire too.

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  17. Nanz says:

    It’s fascinating (to me) how often alcoholics (recovered and not) marry other, um, people who like to drink a lot. (It’s not my place to call KP an alcoholic, but she admittedly likes to drink to get drunk. A lot.) Anyway, it’s a sort of “spot it, you got it” thing. I’ve have always wondered how this union would shake out knowing that RB is so committed to recovery. It usually ends in divorce, relapse for the sober one, or the active drinker may choose to abstain. This is not a hard and fast rule, but common nonetheless. Some people can make it work even if he other person drinks, but I’ve never seen it happen when it’s at KP levels of partying. Even if you don’t like them, it’s sad that they both wanted it to work and it didn’t. Divorce is never easy.

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  18. kazoo says:

    All of her spin has made him actually attractive to me. Hmmm.

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  19. BNF says:

    There are several quotes in there that make Katy come off as a bit of a bitch. So, if she’s hoping for a pity party she’s already failing.

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  20. The Original Mia says:

    They never should have married. They knew very little about each other. They were in lust and thought that was a foundation for marriage.

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  21. G says:

    So, he didn’t want to sell their wedding pictures, wanted to spend time with her, was sexually ardent and more interested in starting a family than clubbing or partying?

    Wow, what a bad husband.

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  22. reg says:

    I call this bs, because Perry stated how she uses a bag of sexual tricks to keep him satisfied. I think the marriage ended when he saw her without makeup and uploaded the pic on twitter.

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    • DesertRose says:

      When she made that comment in an interview , I thought to myself, it’s over. Women who keep their men satisfied are confident. They don’t need attention from bragging about it or talking explicitly on national tv. It made her look pathetic. Just my opinion of course.

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      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @Desert Rose, I find myself agreeing w everything you’ve said on this thread. Jada pinkett is a big fan of bragging about how good she is at pleasing her man too, and you know what people are saying about their marriage.

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  23. m says:

    If Katy put this out she is even lamer that I’d thought. Hold the presses!!! Russell Brand is a freak!

    Hmmm, drunk in a club with a bunch of poser losers or go home to a sex marathon with Russell and his cabinet of kink? He wouldn’t have to ask me twice! Sounds like a perfect fantasy husband to me.

    This magazine cover just makes him sound even more doable than ever. I’m booking a flight to London STAT!!!

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  24. neema says:

    She did not dump him if he blindsided her with a divorce.

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  25. Team Rusty says:

    This is hilarious. I saw earlier today that US Weekly was going to run this cover story of “Katy’s side,” and I assumed (correctly, it appears) that it would have no actual quotes from Katy and just the words of “sources.” But what I didn’t expect is that even the “sources” can’t come up with anything that actually makes Katy sound good and Russell sound bad! This is supposed to be “Katy’s side”? Basically it’s saying Russell wanted a normal marriage (no pre-nup, no photos for magazines), that he didn’t want to party all the time, and that he wanted someone who’d have kinky sex with him. Wow, what scathing revelations those are!

    I’ve been Team Rusty all along, so this makes me happy, but of course I still don’t buy most of it … I mean, it isn’t really fair to judge the situation on this article because Us Weekly probably made most of it up.

    As far as him seeming “bored” at her shows, well, I saw her at his LA show a few weeks ago and SHE looked bored as hell. She wasn’t even watching him — she was talking to Markus and another friend the whole time. And she was holding a cocktail in each hand. So whatever disinterest he had in her career, I think it went both ways.

    I wish all the constant speculation and gossip about what happened would stop and they could just move on. Well, Russell mainly. I don’t care what she does. But I want to see him move back to London and start doing more standup again.

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  26. Tierra says:

    Im not into either one to care about this but I must say I really do like her new hair style and color.

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  27. Little Darling says:

    The scarf comment was almost too much for me! Way to make me snorffle!

    I’m going to bottom line this couple…

    He’s sober and she’s not. That’s always going to be a problem in that relationship. Factor in all of the other bananas they were juggling (career, age, faith, family locations) they literally were always going to be on opposite sides of whatever pond they were waddling in. She was not ready for that role of wife to an addict. And that’s what he was/is/will be, bottom line.

    It takes a special kind of person to alter their schedule to outfit the life of an addict. I personally could not do it, and would always feel badly being a lush around Sober Slim in the corner. That’s just me, and I am far from a drinker/partier.

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  28. ezra says:

    Oh? And she didn’t figure this out from before?
    I’m sure Russell is not an easy man to live with, he’s adhd. That said, he is brilliant and he married beneath his intellect when he picked up this piece of fluff.

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  29. beth says:

    hmmm…I don’t think you earn a 70 million dollar fortune because you are stupid. I think he is a lot older and smarter than she is…but I don’t think she was stupid. They were on different pages…a party girl and someone who celebrates and lives a life of sobriety are NOT going to work.

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    • G says:

      Gee, he made three films in the last year himself so money’s not the issue here? Any indication he’s after money? If he was I guess he would have sold those wedding pics or told HIS side of the story to US?

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      • The Original Mia says:

        He made nowhere near as much money as she did, even with 3 movies under his belt. He’s not top tier talent in Hollywood. Daniel Craig pulls in $6-8 million per Bond film. Less than that for Cowboys & Aliens. Jeremy Renner got $800K for Hurt Locker. He’s probably making $3M now. Russell is probably banking less than $2M per film, unless he’s producing and signed a back-end deal.

        Whether it’s about money or not, he’s entitled to half her earnings. He could always say he doesn’t want it. If he does, I’ll be shocked & surprised and will revise my image of him as a douchenozzle.

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    • Tiffany says:

      You don’t have to be smart to make money. You just need Dr. Luke and Max Martin to produce your cd, and you will be set for life! Just ask Britney!

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  30. Rio says:

    I’ve no dog in this race (never heard her music or seen his comedy), but seriously, if these “revelations” are supposed to be painting him as a bad husband…well, Hell, call me a co-dependent masochist because he sounds like a catch to me!

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  31. Kate says:

    My only contribution: we definitely know you’re right on the money about a sex swing. That unfortunate phone call to Manuel about his granddaughter? Jonathan Ross stated that Brand had “had your granddaughter on a swing”.

    That is all.

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  32. barb333 says:

    So, her wanting him to go to clubs, and not willing to compromise, with him being a recovering addict is suppose to make him look bad? Guess I’m missing something……

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  33. ShanKat says:

    Can she not read? He has not one but two books that tell, in glorious detail, what kind of delish perv he is.

    Off to try NOT to Google wheelchair porn.

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  34. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    After all of this the only thing I can wonder is, who do you go for after Russell Brand? Who is even comparable to him in any sense of the word?

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  35. LunaT says:

    Kind of off topic….has anyone seen Katy’s dad before? I saw a clip last night on some entertainment show. Maybe evangelicals have a different look in LA than most do in NC where I grew up. To paint w/a ridiculously broad sterotyping brush, he gave me the impression of an older gay man more than the uptight, super religious father Katy’s presented him to be. Thoughts?

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  36. DarkEmpress says:

    Her shocking discoveries is that he is a freak??? Yeah I dont believe that! He has kinky smut oozing out of his icky hair! Now the wheelchair p0rn… that just made me laugh! I love the headline “Married to a Crazyman”. I can just picture Russel chasing Katy around the hotel room in a wheelchair asking her to wear a stap on” Mwahahaha!

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    • Original Bee says:

      Why are the tabloids trying to pretend like Katy is some good girl seduced by a sex crazed hedonist? This demure act is coming from a person who had something resembling semen shooting out of her breasts in a music video. Now we’re supposed to feel sorry for her because her hubby was a little too kinky? I always assumed Russell was a freak in bed. That’s part of his crazy a** appeal. Now, if the revelation was he was only into missionary sex in bed, with the lights out, on alternate Saturdays THAT would be shocking.

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  37. Eleonor says:

    At the end of the day, everytime Katy or her team tries to make her appear as the victim (that thing about porn was totally unnecessary), she comes out as a selfish, superficial,immature bitch.

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  38. NO SH¡T says:

    Can’t believe you people are buying into this crap about him being so clean and sober, he wants a family blah blah bullshit. Both of them have issues I’m just happy they didn’t have a “band aid baby”. She’s dumb as hell for not having a prenup and he’s just a fucking hot mess.

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    • Sassenach says:

      I agree. It seems as if just because Katy makes crappy pop songs everyone is ready to jump on anything negative a tab says about her. Russell is lame as hell and most likely still cheating. Who was that blonde that he was all over a couple of months ago when Katy was on tour? Its ridiculous to think that he was ready to settle down with some kids as he is still trying to break into America and IMO using Katy to do so. He is much older than Katy and much more mature but I think he used her. Gave her his spill about being smart etc, read her some Keats and she fell for it. Of COURSE he didn’t want a prenup because she out earns him but you best believe that if he made more money it would be a different story.

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    • The Original Mia says:

      Thank you! My goodness. I understand her music & her schtick annoy people, but Russell is no saint. I think they wanted to be better for each other, but couldn’t. Best to end it now before they brought a child into it.

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    • mln76 says:

      This story is claiming to be Katy’s side of the story…Not Russell’s. Most are assuming this whole thing came from Katy’s PR people . The sentiment isn’t that Russell is a saint just that if this is the worst that Katy’s camp can come up with it is by all means pretty tame stuff.
      BTW Russell had a pretty public and self destructive battle with drugs and alcohol. He wasn’t someone who could cover up his addiction. If he was still using he’d be just as blatantly crazy as RDJ was at his peak.

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  39. borgQueen says:

    there was also a recent blind about a comedian into tijuana donkey shows. I wonder if this was about Russell. Seems to fit.

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  40. Circe says:

    Do we have to pick sides? I mean, I think they’re both nuts.

    But still – Team Russel, just as long as he stops making movies and gets back to doing surreal BBC quiz shows with Noel Fielding.

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  41. BELLA says:

    hello…. when he opened his mouth and spoke she should have known !he is dreadful! His “career ” wont last long

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  42. Riri says:

    How come men always scr*w over women in divorces?

    Mostly, its the men who have more money and get away with hiding some of their money and property while the women struggle and raise the kids while trying to hold on to their job,

    But even here- the man seem to have all the power and got her to not sign the prenup.

    He is basically walking away with tens of millions of dollars, when they don’t even have kids and barely saw each other, and even worse- he wasn’t even supportive of her career and didn’t contribute in any sense to her career.

    I don’t think that a guy who was barely a year with her and didn’t even bother going on tour with her, should be taking half of her money and property.

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    • bluhare says:

      It doesn’t say he will. It says he could. Don’t know why, but I suspect he won’t go after it, although you are welcome to tell me I’m an idiot if he does!

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    • mln76 says:

      If and When Russell takes Katy for all she’s worth then you can dis him all you want but until then give the man a fair shot. He seems to be playing the whole thing with a fair amount of restraint. Oh and this guy isn’t K-Fed he’s been in the entertainment field for a full decade, has written two memoirs, has done several films, has had his own shows etc. He doesn’t actually need Katy’s money.

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    • Tiffany says:

      You are completely wrong about men always screwing women over in divorce. In California, where the 50% rule applies after 10 years, it is usually the woman who takes the man for everything he has. I know a guy that still has to pay rent/health insurance for his ex even though she is a non-functioning, unemployed alcoholic who has been cheating on him for 6 months. The laws are screwy, but they greatly favor women in these situations.

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  43. chops says:

    Idk why…but I have issue with his thighs…I get it…I’m slightly off…but he has girl thighs…Ew

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  44. Zoe says:

    So Russell is a guy that wanted a private wedding, a homebody, doesn’t want to club, and wanted his wife by his side. How is it he’s a bad husband? Kinky, is fine by me. What is kinky for some isn’t kinky for others. Kinky doesn’t mean somone is perverted, cheating or depraved. Still just sex. No I don’t believe the wheelchair story, seems like a planted story by some of Perry’s friends.

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  45. Dana says:

    I remember reading an article about them right after their engagement. It seems they were at LAX, I think, and Katy was wearing a little sundress that came up to here. Paparazzi were at the airport and when the duo got on an escalator, photogs began to take pics of Katy’s exposed southern region. Russell went off to the point police detained him overnight. And the idiot tweeted something to the effect when the paps put a camera up my a** my fiance did his job. I knew right then and there this wasn’t an union for the ages.

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  46. whatevs says:

    idk why but he always seems like a sappy guy who is really looking for love, underneath it all. that’s always the impression he’s given me. even in the above happier times pic, his eyes look sad.

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  47. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I thought he dumped her, because of the issue of not wanting children?

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  48. JaneWonderfalls says:

    @Celebitchy
    Where are my avatars? Shoot they have not popped in since this new change on the site? Any one else curious or is it just me? I notice some people have theirs and the rest of us don’t.

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  49. Kathryn says:

    Well, I am a fan of Brand. He rocks. I never had any issues with Perry, but she seems like a party chick riding high in her career and neglecting her husband. Now they want to smear him and make allegations about porn, blah blah blah. Russell, find someone who will love and support you, your sobriety and desire to have a family.

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  50. Luckylilgem says:

    Katy’s PR people just boosted Russell to the top of people’s curiosity list. Closet of sex toys? Things that make ya go hmmm.

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  51. I Choose Me says:

    They’re both dumbasses who never should have gotten married. Oh and I’m meh on Katy Perry but why is she getting most of the flack? He was the one who married her – so if she’s vapid and selfish and she is, what does that say about him?

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    • The Original Mia says:

      I have no idea why she’s getting all the flack & him none of it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It takes 2 to tango. He obviously liked her enough to sleep with, date and marry. So what does that say about him? The same goes for her because I wouldn’t go near him with a 10 ft pole.

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  52. nadia says:

    Russell a porn freak? What kind of crap attempt at scaring middle American off Russell is this? A wheelchair, please! We all know Russell’s bag is multiples and I think a bit of scat oriented stuff and strap-ons. I heard he likes ugly girls for really dirty sex. I think that’s why Katy appealed to him. He sounds like a basic run of the mill husband who thought he could turn a whore into a housewife. Hey men, if you want a woman who will not be a drunk frigid narcissist stop marrying blow up dolls with daddy issues. When he married Katy, I thought he’s either a major dumbass or a genius con artist, maybe both. But you can clearly see he wants a real girl but no one nice will have him. This article totally makes me want him. A least for a couple of rounds. If anything, it basically shows that they both have major dirt on each other and they’re in a Mexican standoff trying to fling stuff that sounds like sh*t, but isn’t the real sh*t.

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  53. Az says:

    Substitute intelligent for kinky and I’ll totally buy this story… Russell Brand is very intelligent and witty and Katy… Not so much.

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  54. rr says:

    Two things:

    1. I just want to say I’d f*ck Russell senseless after seeing this.

    2. Katy Perry seriously needs to be put under a Brit-style Conservatorship where the real Gary Glitter takes over her money. She should have tried John Mayer instead, at least he has the same amount of money as her. Now every loser b-list actor will be sniffing around her when they find out she doesn’t do prenups.

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  55. lisa1 says:

    If the claims are true, then blind item #2 is definitely about KP and RB.

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  56. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @M, No shite; I couldn’t agree more. “Hmmm, drunk in a club with a bunch of poser losers or go home to a sex marathon with Russell and his cabinet of kink? He wouldn’t have to ask me twice! Sounds like a perfect fantasy husband to me.”

    I got to know Hubby quite well before marriage and even before we did the deed, so I knew all about his Vanilla exterior and his appropriately private ‘freaky’ side.

    Our ‘freak’s match up nicely, and it’s wonderful to have what you want at home and not having any need to look for strange at the club! It’s fun to be in love with your husband who wants to build a family with you and who’s also wants to share his innermost sexy self with you. *Sigh* Silly girl.

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  57. Lady_Luck says:

    Russell is definitely into whips and chains – and all things kinky. I tend to believe it all went south when she refused to do a ‘demi’ and allow him any female majority threesomes.

    Like I said earlier, Katy thought she was ‘taming a bad boy’, but in reality, you can’t teach an ‘old’ dog new tricks. He’ll be back on the S&M scene in no time at all.

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  58. mainstream says:

    It’s only kinky the first time you do it.

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  59. Jennifer12 says:

    I was surprised at how smart and articulate he is. When he drops the act, he is a really cool guy. I can see where Katy’s permanent teenager act would wear on a person. But maybe they just weren’t right for each other? I feel like people give up on marriage too easily; like it’s a dirty pair of jeans that you discard instead of wash.

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  60. Syko says:

    Great quote from my wilder days: “It’s only kinky if you talk about it; when you do it, it’s natural.”

    I’ve loved him since the eulogy he wrote for Amy Winehouse. I don’t know anything more about him, never seen him perform, haven’t read his books. But he seems intelligent, and he was wanting to settle down and start a family? Doesn’t sound like the Bad Guy to me.

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  61. Nina says:

    @Esmom, You have some real problems, you know. Well, I’ve been attracted to him ever since he got married, I think it’s true what they say, a married man is more attractive (!?).

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  62. Kosmos says:

    It is certainly no surprise that their short marriage didn’t work out. Did they really even get to know each other first? If they had, they would have known all of the things they know today..that she does not want to be a mother right now and wants to continue with her career (I would, too). If he cannot go into clubs and such due his past substance abuse issues, that is because he blew it earlier in his life and lost control of himself. She still wants to party it up and so they are not compatible. Time for divorce. It’s the right thing to do, but my point is that hello, couldn’t they have figured all these things out before marriage? I’m totally not a fan of either one. Unlike some, I don’t find him attractive at all, and I don’t find her very talented overall, but she has become popular despite this. I certainly don’t think a woman should settle down & have children until she is really ready for that, so she should send him on his way and be relieved.

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  63. He may be brilliant and insane. Personally, I wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole just based on the “crazy” look in his eyes and the permanent sneer on his face.
    As for anyone asking if people are getting tired of hearing about their split, the first I heard of it was a couple of days ago and what I am truly sick and tired of is the entire Kardasian clan. If I never saw any of their faces again, it would be way too soon.

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  64. J Olivera says:

    Oh, he wanted a family so he’s a “crazy man”? come on. She knew what she was getting into when she got married. Or should have. Under any circumstances, dumping your celebrity husband and then running to US Weekly and calling him a “crazy man” is a low blow.

    By the way, at the same time we’re supposed to believe that she’s Snow White? come on, this is just pure spin

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  65. Altair6426 says:

    Katy is innocent in this. She was blindsided by this. Brand is a disgusting nymphomaniac with a disgusting fetish and sexual needs. Brand should have his fortune taken away because Katy would want the marriage to stay healthy.

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  66. Michelle says:

    “He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” = Katy wearing a strap on and using it on him.
    Loads of sex toys too? I guarantee you there are a couple of anal things for use on him in there.

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