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You’ll really have to forgive us here. There were twenty-million new photos of celebrities of various calibers and importance this past weekend, and we’re going to be a little late in getting to some of the more interesting photos of some of least interesting celebrities. Take Kelly Osbourne – I don’t consider her important enough to cover in our immediate post-Globes fashion marathon, but for second-day coverage? Sure. Why not? I’m helped by the fact that Kelly stepped out in LA BEFORE the Globes looking like hell, and then proceeded to come to the Globes in some kind of Zac Posen tragedy.
First, let’s talk about Kelly at Saturday night’s Art of Elysium Heaven Gala. Kelly wore a Guishem dress and a blotchy orange face. Look at this:
I don’t understand how a young woman leaves the house looking this corpsey. I know that word gets thrown around a lot, but in this specific case, there is no other word. She looks like death. She looks terminal. I don’t get how this is a “look” or a “style”.
As for Kelly’s Zac Posen dress at the Globes – God, I hated it. The color is better, sure, and the makeup has improved. But those sleeves ruin everything!! Everything looks like a stiffly-encased sausage. Ugh.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Kelly Osbourne
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62 Responses to “Kelly Osbourne’s Golden Globe weekend styles: tragic, corpsey or cute?”
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ewwwwwwwwww
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Is she joking with that first outfit? She seriously looks like she is dressed for Halloween. Lose the grey hair!
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Is she back on drugs? That’s the only explanation I can come up with. She was doing pretty well for a while there. Was.
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This girl has some nerve going on “Fashion Police” and judging everyone else. She looks like a damn fool in these photos.
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This^
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thank you!! I couldn’t think anything else while watching her! with that hair and that dress she should give back her “fashion police badge”
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^^^^^ Totally this!
I love that you showed us the top photos because I really needed a good laugh today. How does she think she looks good in any universe?
In the blue dress, she looks like she’s 80 years old. What has she done to herself to look so old so young?
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she is so ugly she’s painful to look at. normally i’d feel bad saying that about someone, but she’s said meaner shit about other people on national tv so i don’t care.
the first dress might actually look good on someone like nicole richie.
kelly should just walk around with a bag over her head and call it a day.
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Totally agree. Girl is fugly and would be a nobody working at the grocery store if weren’t for Daddy.
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Agreed, she’s one of the ugliest creatures I’ve laid my eyes on.
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can you believe that she actually has a voice on a fashion program? she has nothing to say fashion wise maybe she should shut her bitchy mouth and learn 1 thing or 2 about fashion..like grey hair are a big no-no if you’re not Helen Mirren or Kate Moss. *shivers down my spine*
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oh my!! I’ve just seen my first ghost!
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Was she trying to match the grey in the first dress with her hair/face?
I think the second dress is not that bad…
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Why does she smile like that showing the top and bottom teeth! I just can’t get over her ugliness. Btw she’s so much FATTER than Aguilera now. Hahahaaha
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Say something nice! I……ummm……errr…….crickets chirping……….sheesh, I can’t!!!
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Really? Grey hair? She dyed her hair grey on purpose?
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She is proof that money can’t buy class or fashion sense or style.
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She is pretty judgey on that fashion show….maybe the pot needs to be introduced to the kettle. Maybe she’s afraid to put any more color on her hair- it might fall out completely. it looks just ghastly.
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Yuck – that hair is disgusting!!! She should get booted from E! Fashion Police for looking like such a mess for so long.
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What is it with this mermaid look that all the “stars” are wearing? Those dresses don’t look comfortable at all, and they look really hard to walk in or sit down in.
That black and grey thing she is wearing is nasty, she looks nasty in those pictures
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She get my vote for “Fashwo of the Week”
UGH !….
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Isn’t Kelly on a show that makes fun of truly tragic fashion choices? She has zero excuse for looking so bad, one of the worst, when in fact she bashes other people clothing choices. Either don’t go out until your eyes develop from the larval stage or stop cashing a check earned by bashing other women’s clothing choices when you and your blind stylist dressed you like this for a major award show. Shame on you Kelly.
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Completely agree.
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I so second that !! This chickie should never be on that show or ever talk about other peoples style. ‘E’ really needs a well inform fashion host not this young wreckage who for years never had celebrity fashion sense. – Joan Rivers would eat her as a snack!
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I want to wish her well, and believe that she is just trying to be a little out of the box when it comes to fashion/dressing her new body…but I’m just not a fan of the gray/purple hair. It does nothing for her. At least when people get unnatural hair color, like Katy Perry with the pink, it can be cute and unique. This is doing her no favors.
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The light pink lipstick needs to go! My mom wore that in the 80′s and it didn’t look good then either! The outfits are equally awful.
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she always looks like someone is holding adirty diaper under her nose. And i have never sen anyone purposely age themselves with grey hair wtf?
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Her personality makes her much more unattractive than she really is.
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1. Hahahaha…with that monstrosity she’s wearing in the first picture, she looks like a kung fu master. 2. She needs to change her hair colour, she looks ghastly and washed out. 3. That blue dress isn’t that bad but, she needs a bra. 4. She should be booted from fashion police. I rest my case!
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When she lost weight and glammed up, she looked good. Now she looks ridiculous.
Stop trying to make the gray hair happen. It just looks fake and stupid. And every time she puts on a fancy gown, those giant dark tattoos on her arm distract so badly.
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She’s trying really hard to push this image of herself as some sort of trendsetter, but she comes across as forced and unnatural. What’s even funnier is that she claims to be fashion-savvy enough to be on Fashion Police, yet she wears THIS! The jokes write themselves hahahaha!!!!
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H.A.M.! That is all.
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The first thing I noticed was the plumped up lips! oh goodness…
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She thinks that she is so relevant just because she does the fashoin police.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Grey hair and pink lipstick, really, I just threw up in my mouth !!!! Why would anybody color their hair grey, its not cute and it just proves u have no idea about fashion, kick her off fashion police !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tragic. Sad. There are no words.
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the first pic, she looks like an ewok
horrid
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Oh, and that smirky crap eating grin that she calls a smile! Bitch, PLEASE!!!!!!! Just makes you want to smack that fugly ass look off her fugly ass face. Go back to your hole and don’t come out.
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The first dress is hideous, the second one is OK, but she could have worn the most beautiful gown in the world, but with that hair…eugh…nothing would work!
I knew someone who could really work that gray and purple hair…my grandma, but she was 99!
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She’s got nerve judging other people for their fashion choices. Has she looked in the mirror? She looks like a damn fool. A grey-haired fool.
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That “makeup” job killed the first look. She is way better than this!!!
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Somewhere, Xtina is laughing her ass off!
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I like Kelly but agree all of these outfits are tragic. I hate big shoulders. They were tragic in the 80′s and are even worse today. Stop trying to bring them back you young fools. And I think tattoos make people look dirty and like they have blemished skin. Why would someone do that to themselves.
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The whole thing is tragic. She stole Paula Deen’s hair & the corpse bride’s make up kit. I get that pastels are the huge trend coming for spring, I get that she’s trying to be fashion forward. I get it. It just doesn’t suit her. She was working the retro vibe rather nicely a few months back. I don’t understand where she is going with this.
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I rocked the purple lipstick, orange tan, and overly blonde ashy look in 8th grade (the early 90′s). However, I was not employed as a fashion “expert” on E and was about 10-15 years younger than Kelly, and living in another era. But, hey, I’m sure she’s a nice person.
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It’s not even the grey that bothers me its that it clashes horribly with her complexion. It makes me crazy that she judges other people’s looks
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ZOMBIE!!!! Run for your lives!!
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Yikes! She should definitely be the ‘Fash-ho’ of the week!
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The grey hair doesn’t do it for me. I think it ages her a lot. Nothing wrong with grey hair when it’s natural but why in the world would a twenty something go for that look intentionally?
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how did she ever get that gig as a fashion police judge???? seriously.
i guess being the kid a celebrity will get you into lots of places. ugh.
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Grey hair, oompa loompa fake tan and awful dress. Someone help her!
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I’m leaning toward corpsey.
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ok, she wants “to be different” meaning real personality but it´s total failure, and she looks hideous. Seriously what is she doing for a living?
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What the fug!!
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Who did her hair & make-up? Lindsay Lohan?
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In the top picture, she looks like she is in her late 30′s or early 40′s. The hair and make-up are horrid. She is too short for the blue dress and has the wrong skin tone for that hair color. Makes her look washed out. She need to get rid of the tats also.
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She already looks like an old lady. It’s genetic; Google Sharon Osbourne as a young woman. Why would she make things worse and make her hair white?
The lilac lipstick isn’t helping.
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You’re supposed to wash the toner out after 15 minutes, Kelly.
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i’ve seen her pic somewhere else and could barely recognise her. i bet she got some work done on her face.
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her torso and stomach and hips look really slim but her arms and legs are still chunky – anyone knows why
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Insane part 1 and 2. Will Joan Rivers have the nerve to tell it like it is on her Golden Globe fashion review?? I think not
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