Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson yet again: busted, trashy & cheap?

Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t even be referred to as an “actress” at this point. So let’s stop with describing her as “Mean Girls star” or “the Herbie: Fully Loaded actress.” Let’s just call her what she is now, and what she has been for the past six years: a sketchy, busted Marilyn Monroe impersonator, an addict, a sometimes pr0n “model” and a cracked-out legal catastrophe.

So the Cracken did yet another photo shoot with Terry Richardson, this time for Love Magazine. Lindsay didn’t even make the cover – she’s just hanging out in her panties inside the magazine. Other outlets are saying that she’s trying for a Marilyn Monroe look, but I don’t even see it. Are we just saying a girl looks like Marilyn when she does red lips and blonde curls? So while I’ll give LL a pass on the “Marilyn” thing for this particular photo shoot, I’m not saying that she even looks “good”. She doesn’t. Her eyes look druggy and her lips are crazy and she really needs to let go of this white-blonde thing. It just looks awful on her. The whole vibe of the shoot is just so busted too – it’s like LL was photographed in between setups for the latest pr0n movie she’s filming in the Valley.

Here’s a question: why do magazines keep arranging photo shoots with her? I mean, they get free publicity because any new photo shoot with the Cracken will get press. But doesn’t Lohan’s presence within a magazine downgrade whatever credibility the magazine has?

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/Love Magazine.

 

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  1. carrie says:

    her pics are well better than for Philip Klein ads

  2. teehee says:

    Oh terry is such trash and belongs in jail. Anyone who would dare to deliberately work with him must not be any much better.

  3. Sisi says:

    She’s still wearing the Playboy photoshoot make-up… Right?

  4. Alexis says:

    The cigarettes hanging out of her mouth in every photo really add a touch of class.

  5. originalone says:

    Poor hard drug addict, the only friend she has left is Mr. Photoshop.

    Hey, watch out! you’re about to set those blond straws on fire with your lit stove!

  6. 221jazz says:

    Please!! take off that Elizabeth Taylor t-shirt you are no Liz Taylor. I know is wrong of me, but the pic of her bending over the stove lighting up that fag…..I had a visual of her hair on fire. (wrong…..I know):(

  7. LeeLoo says:

    I would think she is the kiss of death for whatever product or magazine she’s in. Seeing her try to be sexy in these photos makes me want to rip my eyes out of my head. Surely those of us on this site cannot be the only ones who find her gross looking.

    I’ve called her a rabid cat before but in these photos she looks like a rabid cat that got painted and tangled up in some lingerie found in the trash. There is no amount of photoshop that can make her look less…rabidesque.

  8. Medusa says:

    I dunno… for once I think she looks amazing. She looks nothing like herself at all, and I know it’s all just the bright lights, high contrast, and 5″ of makeup, but still amazing.

    She actually kind of IS pulling off an MM vibe this time… especially the one where she is laying down. Although it’s more of an Anna Nicole version of MM…

    I bet, though, this is how she sees herself in her head 24 hours a day, and has total dysmorphia with regards to how awful she looks in real-life.

  9. Newtsgal says:

    If only she blowout the flame on that gas stove and breath deeply.

  10. Dawn says:

    I actually like them, I find them very retro and I really think Linds looks fine, no I think Linds looks great. She looks like she could walk right out of a film from the 40’s or 50’s. At least the girl has talent unlike some really god awful people who get covers for no reason. I do wish that she could kick the drug habit so she could get back in films.

  11. SHump76 says:

    Uncle Terry will keep taking her picture until one of them is dead, there’s nothing he likes better than a trainwreck who will drop trou at the drop of a hat.

    • iloveretro says:

      Yeah, I thought the same thing. TR is shooting her so he can say he did the last (or one of the last) photo shoots with LL before her “untimely” death from her own stupidity and narcissism (Read: drugs, alcohol & denial).

      He’s a skeez, but she’s a bigger creep. Dina is the worst of all of them, though.

      • bitchybitchbitch says:

        addicts do not die because they are stupid. they die from a disease. no offense, but a lot of you guys that make comments like that really dont know shit.you joking about her potential death like that is more disturbing then any story ive ever heard about this young woman. you do not know the pain that comes with addiction and having two idiots as parents.

  12. Mac says:

    No nasty post about how horrible Xtina was last night on The Voice and how bad ratings were. No word about her Marie Claire and The Rolling Stone covers. Strange.

    • Petunia says:

      No kidding, huh? Xtina seems to be on a downwards slide and it’s too bad. Too many stars doing drugs and alcohol, and losing their careers (lives?) as a result.

      • Alita says:

        Yeah, for sure Xtina’s doing some injectables.

        I clicked accidently on her last post (don’t care about her) but scrolled down anyhow, and it just leapt out (to someone who’d notice) – both elbows were bruised and showing clear injection marks. Couldn’t believe she’d go out like that – she puts makeup everywhere else! To be fair, it looked like someone that isn’t very good (practiced) at injecting had done a few of them in the last 2 days rather than someone that’s been doing it a lot for ages. Too much bruising, too obvious injection marks, too few actual injection marks.

        So, all the random comments I’ve seen about her going off the rails – they make a lot of sense. You can inject most things, but it’s rarely a good sign if you do!

  13. I.want.shoes says:

    Is there ANYONE who still finds smoking sexy?

    I was going to make a comment about her head and the oven in the last picture but I won’t go there.

  14. alex says:

    Two words, good lighting…cuz we all know what that face really looks like.

  15. the original bellaluna says:

    She needs to step away from that open flame, before that busted straw mop on her head catches fire! Or the fillers in her face start to melt…

    I think they mean “she’s posing in Marilyn’s underwear” because that’s where the similarity ends.

  16. MeMyself says:

    I’m sorry, but have to say it would be funny if her bleached hair caught on fire with that open flame…

  17. lucy2 says:

    Disgusting. Congrats, Linds.
    Who are these random, gross magazines that keep hiring her?

  18. Kimbob says:

    Plastic surgery, tweaking of her face & lips, photo shop, fake hair (I see her extensions in these photos), fake hair color….can someone please tell me why someone SO FAKE is worthy of so many photo-shoots?

    Yeah, I know Terry Richardson is pure trash…but I’m kind of non-plussed any of this makes it to a magazine when there are so many natural pretty women out there. I’m just not getting it.

  19. me says:

    SUPER classy shots….with that bleach blonde hair and cigerettes in each shot. She’s just a regular Natalie Portman!

    ((sarcasm))

  20. imabrat says:

    Ew, her back is all mottled and worn. They look like WalMart posters.

  21. cmc says:

    “You’re not pretending anymore! You’re plastic, shiny, hard plastic!”

    That’s the first thing that came to my mind.

  22. Katie L says:

    They’re good pictures. Not very original but good, well shot, a good eye, talent. She looks good. They are so obviously supposed to look trashy and cheap the question is baffling.

  23. trollonteloose says:

    I have some friend who works at the Chateau (restaurant and bars) where she stays and they are not happy Lindsay is staying there.I’ve been told bit of stories here and there. Let’s just say that she has enablers and “her” photographers friends are just taking advantage of what’s given to them: she is a willing piece of meat and will give herself to pay bills or dues. But she also has illusion of grandeur, is paranoid (she thinks people will steal whatever she touches and sale it on eBay)..

  24. ds says:

    Dislike Richardson and Lohan but these photos are rather good

  25. Pants says:

    She’s such a trash bag, but I have to admit that she looks better in these pics then normal. That hurt me to say that, fyi.

  26. Steph says:

    hm…. any one notice that in almost every picture she is in, she seems to think that having her mouth partially open is sexy?? how about a shot where your mouth is closed??

  27. G says:

    Really way overdue on dropping the MM thing. It’s seeming really craycray and counteproductive to her getting a real job

    As noted many times here and elsewhere, a bra can do wonders.

  28. Ruby Red Lips says:

    these (99% photoshopped) shots are just an advert for her ‘escorting’ (read ho0king) services as that is her career now – or an advert for her future p0rn career…just sad really how delusional she is

  29. Asli says:

    Humph. I bet The Cracken moved up from cigarettes a loooooooong time ago. Stop pretending that holding a cig in every pic makes you look like ‘a bad girl’, it just makes you look sad, Locain! Also, ten bucks (I’m cheap as is Lindsay) says those pics will be well distributed at the Chateau. Escort service? No. The Cracken has moved on to other, more promising things. She’s finally getting her comeback… of sorts.

  30. mew says:

    She actually doesn’t look totally busted for once…… O.O

  31. Sasha says:

    Ugh – nothing about this photo shoot is Marilyn in the slightest. The reason why people love MM’s shoots is because she looked so full of playfulness and life. She had a carefree, natural sexiness. LL looks dead in every photograph.

    A BUSTED BLONDE WEAVE AND RED LIPS DOES NOT MAKE YOU MARILYN.

  32. iloveretro says:

    I’m certain that “busted, trashy & cheap” is a given when it comes to this chick.

    You f*cked yourself, Linds. You had a promising career a thousand light years ago, and everyone lining up to help you (including Tina Fey!!!!) and you flushed it all down the toilet. Stupid, stupid girl. Enjoy making pr0n in the valley, ‘cuz it’s about the only job you can get now.

  33. Me says:

    Isn’t she tired of shoots like this? Or is she just shuffled in and shuffled out between medication?

  34. Boo says:

    Okay, if these pictures all suggest a caption, it is, “I’ll do ya for a twenty.” Imagine this said with a voice of ground glass and razor blades, tequila, and of course, cigarette smoke.

    The only one that requires a different caption is the one where she’s bent ass-out over the open flame (classy broad there, when your pictures are described using the phrase, “ass-out”). That one should say, “It’s a little more expensive this way, but it’s worth it.”

    Am I the only one who feels sorry for the cigarettes themselves in these pictures? They must be thinking, shit, of all the whores in town, we get stuck in THIS mouth.

  35. Seymour Butts says:

    Er, suppose her hair were to catch fire? Or is that blue flame a fake? Either way, “ewww” to all of them. Ewww to anything Lohan.

  36. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Photoshopped to hell and back…don’t believe me blow them up !!!!! from the nose down on the top photo that is not her chin …LOL…and the eye makeup is lower then her lids to get the sleepy eyed look…. and the contrast between the head and neck and the freckles on her back,shoulder is funny……My the way these pictures are at least 6 mos old becasue she still wearing her PLayboy makeup prabably went from that shoot straight to Terry’s shoot why waste good makeup….LOL does not have a thing to do with what she looks like now just like that ad a couple of weeks ago they are using old photos of her. Nothing and nobody is using current photos of her because she looks so bloated and drugged out….

  37. Kimlee says:

    This photoshop if you can call it that is busted it looks like she had him come to her house and she put on her clean underwear and posed like those facebook photos that people post, nothing retro about it.. bitch eye’s are glazed over they probably got high together.

    As for the Marilyn Monroe look she was going for she failed to look anything like Marilyn, just a Crack out blonde.

  38. Lisa says:

    Busted, trashy, cheap? Smells like Richardson.

  39. NinaG says:

    I have to say she looks a lot better in these photo’s then she did in the playboy pics.

  40. Fiona Munnygrubber says:

    Well, at least now she can write off that hotel room as a place of business.

  41. Vera says:

    The first one is alright. The second one is awful. She looks like she’s balding. The rest..meh. They seem like they’re trying too hard. It makes the first one seem even nicer. But one nice shot can’t carry the whole shoot. If these are honestly the best of the shoot, yikes.

    I feel a bit bad for her in that she has basically screwed over all chances of getting work, so even if she might be able to pull off a decent role, she can’t get it. But then, she did bring it on herself. I can only feel so much sympathy, especially with stars who have loads of money and are irresponsible with it.

  42. Lanster says:

    WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT TERRY RICHARDSON IS A MOLESTER RAPIST SADIST PIG WHO SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS AND YET HE GETS AWAY WITH HIS SEX CRIMES BECAUSE HE’S A FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER????! FORGET LOHAN HOW DOES THIS GUY STILL HAVE A REPUTATION. Speaks volumes for the industry. WoW

    • Kimlee says:

      I agree with you and I think it speaks volumes about the people that are friends with also, I mean what kind of person would want to associate with this skumbaag.

      • aprayerforthewildatheart says:

        The same industry that would give an Oscar to Roman Polanski, even as he is living in exile refusing to do his time for a child rape conviction.

        The same industry where actors are falling over themselves to work with the likes of Polanski, and Woody Allen, who is married to Soon-Yi Previn, whom he’s known since the age of ten, because he was in a relationship with her mother. His own son refuses to have anything to do with him, but not Hollywood…

        There are very dark places there, always have been. And those stories are only a couple off the top of my head, and only known because they were caught. Imagine all that have not been caught.

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Some of us try to point that out a lot. Everyone should google that piece of trash. Molesting rapist right there, he and Screeeee! are a perfect match.

  43. mollination says:

    The smoking pics need to stop. When she was still young and hot looking they passed for “rock n roll” or whatever, but now that she looks old, used, and washed up they just make her look like a charicature of herself who isn’t in on the joke.

  44. dorothy says:

    On someone else it may be racy and hot. On her, knowing her past it’s just trashy and cheap.

  45. sara says:

    Poor poor Lindsay. She doesn’t even know.

  46. Cirque28 says:

    I don’t get Marilyn at all. If she looks like anyone, it’s probably Veronica Lake (on drugs).

  47. Anne says:

    Terry Richardson is disgusting. Whenever I see a mention of him, my skin crawls.

    Also, Lindsay needs to go back to red hair.

  48. Elizabeth says:

    OMG – that last shot! She looks one step away from being a full-time pr0n “star”.

  49. The Truth Fairy says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but her makeup looks pretty flawless.

  50. Shelly says:

    I actually kind of like the head shot of her. But I don’t know why she has to have ciggies in every single picture she takes. We all know she’s a “bad girl”. She should really be aiming for photoshoots that remake her back into the girl next door. The trashy image is so old and is doing nothing for her “career” I am sure.

  51. Maya says:

    Yet another series of understated cigarette ads posing as fashion shots?
    When will these dinosaur photographers wake up from the Seventies?

  52. LadyT says:

    I’m going to take a long hot shower. Gross

  53. Camille (The original) says:

    Well, I like the stove/oven. Very retro <3. *cough*

  54. Str8Shooter says:

    Cheap. Like a $40 hooker in a $25 motel room.

  55. Boo says:

    I just noticed that in the shot of just her head from her chest up, her “hair” is substantially longer on one side than the other. I guess by that point in the day, her Playboy ‘do was starting to wilt. On one side.

  56. Lucky Charm says:

    Looks more Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.

  57. OhMyMy says:

    OMG I just started laughing at that stove pic.

    hair on fire. Hair On Fire. HAIR ON FIRE!!!!

    Oh…meh..whatever.

  58. Lina says:

    I liked Lindsay when she actually had a career. When she started to go downhill I was rooting for her to get it together. I’ve entertained and strangely fascinated by her as a tabloid fixture. But more and more, she’s just sad. It’s not funny anymore. What a miserable life she must live…its horrible to say but I would be surprised if she makes it another year.

  59. I Choose Me says:

    Absolutely DEAD. behind. the. eyes.

    I almost feel like she’s being exploited at this point but it’s hard to feel sorry for her when she’s been given so many chances to turn her life around and hasn’t.

  60. d says:

    Not L’s fault (except for the fact that’s she’s a really boring model), but BORING photos in my opinion. BORING and REDUCTIVE (ha!), that is to say, unoriginal in composition, lighting, and pose. If you’re going to photoshop, there’s a lot more he could have done. But doing L in his standard whateverthatcompany’sname is photoshoots, he’s not shooting anything that’s any different or interesting than what he’s done before. I really think that big name photographers like richardson and liebovitz have had their day. Lindsay is clearly desparate and/or doesn’t know any better, but these photos are nothing as far as i’m concerned. Yeah, she looks nice, sort of. the end. yawn. bfd.

    if these pictures were supposed to tell me that she’s better,e tc., etc., they don’t. they just tell me she knows how to pose (boringly, unoriginally, without joy, life, or pop), and that hte photographers knows how to do lighting and do makeup. I mean really. If I were a movie producer or director, I’d say so what? This doesn’t tell me anythiing beyond the fact that she’ll dress in lingerie, she can stand still long enough for someone to take a picture, she can look good if the make up is applied right and you shoot her from the right direction. But, meh. There are other more interesting and lively actresses out there. And if I were a magazine editor looking at photos to put in my mag, I’d keep looking. I’d only put these in if i I didn’t have anything else. ANd/or I’d want to write a b****y story to go along with them. Because what is there to say.

  61. ViloDeMenus says:

    By looking at the majority of the comments here and elsewhere it doesn’t look like a roaring comeback for her is really going to work at this point. I think Megan Fox is up for the Liz Taylor part and frankly unless the producers are cray cray they will hire Le Fox rather than smokey the bad hair. Enough with the Monroe schtick it’s not working anymore.

  62. Lola says:

    Jesus!How many times can you use the same idea for a photo shoot? No surprises here. The only cool thing is that Blohan isn’t trying to do anything to improve her image. She’s kinda just being herself which is different. Ha!

  63. Lola says:

    !How many times can you use the same idea for a photo shoot? No surprises here. The only cool thing is that Blohan isn’t trying to do anything to improve her image. She’s kinda just being herself which is different. Ha!

  64. crazycatlady says:

    Busted, Trashy, and Cheap are her only 3 speeds. She’s merely working with what she’s got.

  65. Bess says:

    Apparently LL is back in NY for fashion week.

  66. Kristin says:

    Whoever wrote this article was Hatin! Lindsey Lohan looks really good in these photos. I think she looks like an old hollywood actress. She has the Monroe vibe with her hair, but she looks more like 50′s hollywood era, pin up betty page here. She looks good. She doesn’t look cracked out.. don’t get me wrong.. she’s a horrible actress.. but she’s still a pretty girl.

  67. BJD says:

    OMG! This girl just WREAKS trailer trash, doesn’t she?!? Uck!!!!!

  68. Brianne says:

    I know it’s already been said, but does she really need to have that cancer stick sticking out of her mouth in EVERY photo? It really doesn’t make her look cool or “edgy”. If it were in one or two I would completely overlook it, but every single one is just so sad.