“Paris really works it” afternoon links

Paris Hilton looks worse than ever. And that’s saying something [Websters is my Bitch]
Oprah is so down to earth, she’ll even use a port-a-potty [Dlisted]
Hayden Panettiere and her massively inappropriate top at Madonna’s concert [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce Shows Off One Wild Glove. This is absolute craziness [PopEater]
Cassie’s barely wearing a dress to P Diddy’s party [Bossip]
Madonna says it’s time US says “I do” to gay marriage [Fafarazzi]
– “Soul Men” review [Pajiba]
Nikki Blonsky To Guest Star On Ugly Betty. Hopefully no fights will ensue [I’m Not Obsessed]
Guy Ritchie is pretty damn happy, now that Madge is out of his life [Celebslam]
– Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick Lands Fashion Campaign. Huh. [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Why in the world does Linda Hogan’s 19 year old boy toy need a publicist? [Crazy Days and Nights]
Kate Moss and her questionable shorts/ankle boots outfit [PopSugar]
Mischa Barton doesn’t seem to know how to work with her thighs [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Taylor Swift Denies Pregnancy Rumors [Socialite’s Life]
Mary-Kate Olsen Likes To Lunch. Or just look like she’s eating [Just Jared]
– Photos from Amy Winehouse’s Big Day Out [The Superficial]
Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Keep Growing. I wonder how that works [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Jaclyn says:

    She looks best with minimal makeup and she needs to gain some weight. She isn’t looking good at all…

  2. jess says:

    oprah is not like us because if you read that article, it says that it is the first time she’s ever used one. what? how do you do that unless youve been very very well off your WHOLE life…which isnt what she says…

  3. vdantev says:

    She looks like a skinny burnt orange with eyes wrapped in tinfoil.

  4. CH says:

    Am I the only person who thinks she looks a mess??… as usual?! money isn’t everything, u can’t buy a new jaw line or a new brain!

  5. Jeanne says:

    It’s because she doesn’t have a pretty face to start with. Niki is the cuter Hilton. Paris all all fake colors: fake orange skin tan, fake blue contacts, fake blond hair.

  6. Yadira says:

    Wowe, what sharp facial features! Paris looks like a Pierre. Crazy how she has all this money but can’t buy herself a decent face

  7. I actually love Paris! I think she looks great;)

  8. jennifer says:

    OK. I’m risking being asked to leave celebitchy.com and to never come back…but god help me I like Paris’s shirt. Not the black part at the top, but the disco ball-type part. I need, NEED a shirt with that level of obnoxiousness. I do. 😆

  9. Megan says:

    Guy Ritchie is soooo hot

  10. Christina X says:

    I saw Paris Hilton at the beach.

    I was having a picnic when I dropped a fry into the sand and she flew over and pecked at it.

    You guys say she’d look better with darker hair. Not true. With black hair, her face looks masculine and flat as a board.

  11. rottenkitty says:

    She is not aging well . . . and she’s not even thirty. Ouch.

  12. daisy424 says:

    Spray tan or carotenoderma ❓
    Lay off the carrots Bugs Hilton.

  13. Codzilla says:

    I suppose Hayden Pane-whatever was aiming for sexy, but she looks like a toddler who got into Mommy’s makeup, and then got so excited that she forgot to put on a shirt before racing downstairs to show off her new look.