Khloe Kardashian and Lamar install a sex swing, promptly break it: funny or dumb stunt?

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A lot of outlets are talking about this story from last night’s premiere of “Khloe & Lamar.” Now, many people like Khloe (Kaiser likes her) because she stands up for herself and doesn’t seem as insipid as her other sisters. (Probably because she’s not a full-on Kardashian.) I’m still not a big Khloe fan and I find her nasally voice almost as annoying as Kim’s, but not quite. I think it’s an issue of “the lesser evil” with Khloe, but I won’t talk too much smack about her. She does seem decent in comparison to Kim and Kourtney.

So on last night’s “Khloe & Lamar,” Khloe installed a sex swing to liven up her sex life with Lamar. She had a friend put it up, and then Khloe & Lamar promptly broke the thing the minute they tried to use it – which just happened to be captured on camera. If Khloe and Lamar were actually able to christen the swing, would that have been shown on their reality show too? It seems like a ridiculous stunt for ratings, but it worked and we’re talking about it. Here’s more, and the video is above, thanks to Too Fab.

Khloe Kardashian is many things — wife, reality star, entrepreneur — but sex swing installation expert isn’t one of them.

During last night’s season premiere of “Khloe & Lamar,” the Kardashian sister decided it was time to spice things up with hubby Lamar Odom in the bedroom.

Instead of hiring someone to hook up a swing over her bed, Khloe decided to do it herself … with disastrous consequences.

Right as she and Lamar were about to put it to the test, the swing crashed down — with Khloe in it!

“I’m embarrassed and I’m trying to push the limits and do something new,” she said after. “But I’m not a handyman.”

[From Too Fab]

Well they’ve shown bikini waxes on the Kardashian shows, and we’ve seen Kim tell Khloe she has a nice vagina. (That really happened.) So this simulated sex with the sex swing designed to fail is kind of normal in Kardashian world, where people get paid handsomely to overshare.

In related news, Khloe has repeatedly said during the press tour for this season that she never liked Kim’s very recent ex, Kris Humphries, and she even said that she liked Kim better with Reggie Bush, and that Reggie fit in better with her family. (We’ve heard that Reggie and Kim are back together, but he has publicly denied that.) Well it’s not like Khloe pretended to like Kris for the show at all. She was always very vocal about disliking him, and she said it to his face.

Khloe is shown out in NY on 2-15-12. Credit: Enrique RC/Pacific Coast News. She’s also shown with Lamar on 7-11-11 and 12-11-11. Credit: WENN.com and Fame Pictures

 

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  1. dorothy says:

    I like them. They seem real compared to the wax version of the rest of the Kardashians.

  2. Lis says:

    “..funny or dumb stunt?”

    Why not both?

    • Aiobhan says:

      I was going to type the same thing. I like both of them and will more than likely watch their show when they inevitably run the K&L marathon. I like her sass and his overall calmness around that crazy family. Her baby voice is obnoxious but she looks like she is in love with him, and he with her. I hate her hooker white shoes but other than that she looks amazing in those photos.

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    Improper installation.

  4. Maguita says:

    You gotta give it to her: She doesn’t mind being real for the cameras and allowing the stupid moments to be filmed… Unlike the rest who’d rather look perfect, or perfectly victimized.

  5. Franny says:

    she looks really great in that white dress. us chubby cheeked girls have to know though that high tight ponytails do us no favors.

  6. skipper says:

    Such a contrived and stage stunt. They have never shown footage of them in the dark in bed before.

  7. shontay says:

    Meh, I prefer Kourtney to all of them. Khloe and Lamar are pretty funny, though. I’ll take anyone in that family over Kris and Kim.

  8. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    Typical reality show stunt, but funny. I like them together. Just look at the HEELS she gets to wear with such a tall man.

  9. Melanie says:

    Of course the whole thing was a stunt. Also, it’s twisted logic for her to say that she’s too embarrassed to call a handy man to have it installed even though she’s being taped with the darn thing for mass consumption. I’m sure she would be embarrassed if she had any shame or was earnestly doing this but it was a stunt.

  10. Lisa says:

    This toy is not for humpback whales. Read the manual.

    • Buffy says:

      I don’t get why people have to pick on anothers weight? There are so many other things to talk about. I am sure everyone will say I’m making a big deal about nothin’ but it just drives me nuts and
      makes the person who said it look bad. Just my opionon. :-(

  11. Amanda says:

    I love her outfit in the first couple of pics!

  12. AB says:

    Well, Lamar seems like a cool dude, but must we (the unaware audience) be subjected to watch him motorboat his wife? Gross!! Also, Khole is trying so hard to keep passion alive in her first year of marriage, what will happen 5-10 yrs down the line??

  13. Tweakspotter says:

    I like her because she doesn’t take herself so seriously like the other vapid twits in her family. She’s funny and cool.

  14. paola says:

    how dumb are you if you drill your ceiling from your bed?? i mean that bed will be covered in brick’s dust!!!

    • Jenna says:

      Yup, dust will completely engulf your bedspread, get stuck in the sheets, the grit gets everywhere, and when you toss it into the washer, you end up turning the dry dust into a horrible wet mud that not only permanently ruins your comforter but kills your elderly washer forcing you to buy a new front loader….

      Um.

      Allow me just to say, it wasn’t because I installed a sex swing that I know this. I just had a dim moment when attempting to replace 2 ceiling tiles by myself.

      (shuffles feet and looks embarrassed)

      BUT AT LEAST I DIDN’T FILM IT! That counts, right? (please?)

  15. The Truth Fairy says:

    When people say that Khloe is their favorite Kardashian ….. that’s not saying much. It doesn’t mean she’s not annoying, just LESS annoying than the rest of her family. But she IS annoying.

  16. Launicaangelina says:

    I love her in the white dress.

  17. Buffy says:

    When she said she was embarrassed was it because she didn’t hire a handyman or embarrassed to hire a handyman to install it? Because if it is the latter, how could she be embarrassed to have a handyman know, then use it on national t.v.? She is as annoying as the rest, just in a different way. ;-)

  18. Cali says:

    Disgusting! NO One wants to visualize these two having sex let alone on a sex swing *barf*

  19. Lindsey G. says:

    LOL at these two giant people in a sex swing. Maybe next time, try a load-bearing beam?

  20. LL says:

    She looks preg in the top picture.

  21. truthful says:

    most folks are tired of ALL things Kardashian/Odom/Jenner.

    go away and make your family or count your money.

    while she is my favorite, Kim will be on there this season, I do not watch ANY of their shows-NONE.

  22. skipper says:

    Why put the swing over the bed anyway? Put it on a door frame or something. It is a replacement for the bed.

  23. Violet says:

    Staged stunt — “Nothing to see! Everything’s great with our sex life!” — to compensate for the recent reports of Lamar going to a strip club and disappearing into one of the private rooms with a stripper.

    I’m not saying they wouldn’t get a sex swing, but they’d certainly have it professionally installed.

  24. JM says:

    I don’t mind Khloe so much and she & Lamar seem to be the real deal. However, this was a total stunt done for the show. There are stands you can order to go with the swing so you don’t have to hire a handyman or drill holes in your ceiling. Just sayin.

    • Mollination says:

      Exactly. It was a plot piece for a sex and the city episode for Chrissakes. How is that “real” or “authentic”? The story nailed it – if it hadn’t of broken, what would have been the point of the night vision camera? To show them doing it? They’ve never done that before. It was planned and it just bugs me that people actually think any reality show doesn’t have a script to some degree.

  25. Faxon415 says:

    Of course its a stunt! It was on camera.They knew it would break otherwise they both would have been naked in the video.

  26. corny says:

    embarrassed? she could have then asked the hundreds of stage hands and camera men to install, but that wouldn’t have been an event…silly me

  27. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I don’t watch, and won’t watch any of these famewhores, but last week, this whiny-ass was all over my TV! Needless to say, I was extremely disgruntled. Lord have mercy, I am SO tired of ALL these people, I wish Ryan Seacrest had every one of them straight up his ass…

  28. ei says:

    is there nothing special anymore? call me a prude but making love between a husband and wife is personal and not to be shown all over the t.v.

  29. Angel says:

    Am I the only on who thought that the motorboating was way tooo much of information to be shared!! ??