Gwyneth Paltrow wears a Kardashian-like pleated jumpsuit: tacky or cute?

Here are more photos from the Women In Film event held last night in LA – CB already covered the women of The Help here, featuring a gorgeously natural and wigless Viola Davis. These photos are just some of the random ladies who wanted to see and be seen during Oscar weekend. Let’s start with Dame Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow. Goop was actually the hostess of the event… of course. She wouldn’t deign to come to such a downmarket (!!) event unless she was the “hostess”. “Hostess” meaning “Goop acted superior to every peasant in the room.” PopSugar identified Goop’s jumpsuit as “Boy. By Band of Outsiders”. Sure. It just looks like an ill-fitting jumpsuit to me. I don’t think Goop has the figure for deep-V-necks, but she thinks she does. Also: what’s with the pleating at the waist/hips? Is she a Kardashian? Because that’s the style Ol’ Kat-face does all the time. Last thing: STOP STRAIGHT-IRONING YOUR HAIR. For the love of God. It’s not 1998 anymore.

Goop’s mom was at the event too. Blythe Danner (aka Mother Goop) looks awesome. She’s 69, and I believe that’s her natural face too.

Oh, hello, Demian Bichir. You look nice. Good luck, sweetheart.

I don’t hate Jennifer Morrison’s halter jumpsuit, I just don’t think it’s flattering on her figure – she’s got a GREAT body, but you wouldn’t know it here.

Here’s Selena Gomez in Ani Lee. I mean… it’s cute? It’s too low-cut for her, I think. The dress should either girly or sexy, and not try to convince me of both simultaneously.

I kind of love that Shailene Woodly wore this outfit to a big Hollywood event. One, those pants are AWESOME. Two, she looks her age – she’s 20. Three, she’s covered up. Four, she doesn’t have a face full of makeup. Five, seriously, look at those pants. I wish more young women understood the greatness of an awesome pair of pants.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Agnes says:

    wow. both goop and her mom need to… wear something else. esp. goop.

  2. Kimlee says:

    Gwen’s outfit looks like it one size to big for her it need a lot of tailoring in the waist and chest area to fit her probably. Did she loose weight I don’t remember seeing her ribs before; her mom looks great but her outfit is ass ugly even do a woman her age.

  3. Lis says:

    I have such low standards for Goop that I think she looks nottoobad.

  4. artsygirl says:

    i really don’t understand your hate on Gwyneth. and what’s wrong with straight hair? almost everyone in hollywood wears straight hair to red carpets but no one seems to show hate on the hair, it’s always when Gwyneth wears her hair straight? who says straight hair only belongs in the 1990′s? is everyone wearing their hair curly these days? just count how many hollywood actresses wear their hair straight and please give it the same hate as you do with gwyneth..be fair. the hate on Gwyneth is getting old..you don’t like her, i get it. move on.

  5. Jackie says:

    goop’s boney chest and awful hair style make me cringe.

    goop’s mother totally had a facelift. it is hard to tell from this pic, but i saw her in an interview and she looked like she had been pulled to high heaven.

    woodly looks great! very fashionable.

    • poppy says:

      blythe has copped to face work and even insinuated the GOOP has tried botox when she said “we’ve all tried it”. the GOOP swears she’s never touched it despite the ‘bunny-ears’ @ the time of country strong/walk of fame/glee when it was obvious she was on the tox and had a small lift… she could hardly move her face.
      blythe did say she hates the big puffy lips. those two always have to judge, even though blythe says what she does to her face is ok.
      agree about the chest and hair. the jumpsuit is awful.

    • Kimbob says:

      @Jackie & @Poppie…I was about to say after I took ONE LOOK at the photo of Blythe, & having read the write-up about Blythe’s “natural” face…no effin’ way!

      Honestly, Blythe is too white/Anglo-Saxon (a.k.a…thin-skinned genetically) to look that damn good naturally at her age. I was about to “type away” when I saw both your comments, so it confirmed to me, hell-to-the-no on the “au naturel” look of Blythe.

      Yes, she looks great..no doubt, & I’m pretty much assuming she takes good care of herself, but a face that tight on a white anglo-sax…no way.

  6. ClumsyMe says:

    The PANTS!!!!! LOVE the PANTS!!!!

  7. Tim Whatley says:

    Woodly has flat-ironed hair…I hate Goop too, but to be fair.

  8. Maria says:

    i think women need a little bit of boob to wear that sort of thing. Like Rihanna at the Grammy’s… that was stunning..she had ‘just enough’.. but, Goop just looke ridiculous..with the necklace accentuating no curvage whatsover. Not a good look. She’s an attractive woman..and can pull off many looks, but certainly not this one. ugh…

  9. Ell says:

    Slightyly OT – I got chance to see Country Strong last night, I lasted 20 mins. A terrible movie, an insult to all country music fans (myself included).

    I’ve always been a bit of a closet Gwyn fan, due to her ability to down a guiness, but there is no excuse for that performance, I was cringing.

  10. Nanea says:

    Goopy’s hair always looks as if she has a major case of split ends and abused hair in dire need of some conditioner. She looks very peasant-y to me in these pics, and her bony chest is something I could do without.

  11. Lauren says:

    Must be horrible, when your Mum is sexier than than you. Goop is not aging well. Goop’s face looks so strained & disingenuous. Blythe is so classy & likable..loved her in “Meet the Parents”, etc. Authentic, not plastic & bland.

  12. Jill says:

    On the Kardashians it would look trashy. On Paltrow it just looks meh.

  13. HadleyB says:

    Jennifer looks so stiff, wooden.. I don’t get her appeal.. yawn..

    Gwen can pull off this type of outfit, she is thin, and small breasted ..

    I do love her hair and skin.. if only she would keep her mouth shut.

  14. Asli says:

    The only ones that I like are Demian and his date. Plain but not ugly like the rest. Except for The Pants. I love those!

  15. Franny says:

    I don’t really hate it on Goopy. Her face seems to have improved some. I wonder what she would look like with some loose curls – for some reason I think it would look kind of unnatural, but maybe only because we’re so used to the straight hair?

    Selena’s legs are just to die for. What a great set of legs to have.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Of all the things to complain about, that flat ironed hair is the least annoying aspect of Goop!
    I think Selena needs to stick with the cute/girly stuff until her face no longer looks 12 years old. She’s very pretty, but she looks so young that dress makes me uncomfortable!

    • Kara Ann says:

      I’m sure that there will come a day when Selena is greatful to look younger then her true age but she must find it frustrating now. The only problem that I have with what she is wearing is that the top doesn’t seem to fit. Is it just me or does it seem like one of those jobs that you would have to pull up all night b/c it hangs a little south of the girls?

      Anyway, carry on.

  17. skuddles says:

    Goopy’s outfit…. meh. But I do like her necklace!

  18. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Goop does the same thing each and everytime….overdone, dated heavey handed black eyeliner….makes her look AWEFUL and straight ironing her hair into oblivion. Youd think with all of her riches and resources she’d hire a kick ass make up artist and great hair dresser for these shindigs. Im sorry, but doesnt she PRIDE herself on being “in the know”? doesnt she have a whole web site devoted to knowing the best of everything? I guess she knows the best of everything EXCEPT the best make up artist, hair dresser and stylist. Talk about an attractive girl ugifying herself!

  19. NinaG says:

    I think it looks a bit like a “peasant”. No I’m joking just being goopy. I actually thinks she looks fine in this, one comment said it best she can pull it off because she is thin and have little breast. So Bravo Gwen! Bravo!

  20. Kara Ann says:

    I watched part of Iron Man this morning and I was thinking that Gwyn looked really good in that role. It may well be b/c she was speaking lines written for her and wasn’t spouting out her own brand of elitist BS but I realized that I do enjoy her as an actress.
    Also, didn’t she look amazing in that movie called, Sliding Doors, I think. While I realize that one of these movies was years ago, I do think that Gwyneth could still be a stunning woman. She just ruins it with her styling and, IMO, mostly her mouth.

  21. sally says:

    Blythe looks ridiculous. That velour shirt is from 1998. Did she sit on her glasses and then put them on anyway?

  22. Ally says:

    I feel better about all the Hollywood-paid sunny vacations I didn’t get to go on when I see Goopy’s sun-damaged face. Thanks, fishsticks!

  23. Snowpea says:

    Blythe looks exactly like the sort of lady who runs dramatic workshops in the local community centre. On a volunteer basis.

    OR, like the lady who who owns the health food shop.

    OR, like the lady who practises kinesiology and deep tissue massage.

    Soooo funny! All that money (and the mum of Saint Gwyneth) and she whips out a berry coloured, crushed velvet oversized shirt circa 1996, a hideous polyester pant from Kmart, and the worst black vinyl sandal ever, with those claws clutching the ends of them like a resting falcon.

    Honestly, it all goes on doesn’t it? ; )

  24. Az says:

    I think Gwyneth can get away with this look because she’s so thin and up-and-down – by this I mean not curvy. And I covet that necklace.

  25. bea says:

    Those one-piece jumpsuit things rarely look good on anyone. Both look terrible here. The padded shoulders and crappy fit of the mid-section killed it for GP. Her mom looks great esp. if that is her “real” face!

    SG’s dress looks like it was made from two entirely different garments. Not a great look for young & pretty girl.

  26. theoriginallucy says:

    seriously…go to the kate winslet story and look at her picture and then look at goop’s picture…why do we let designers (mostly men) tell us that we should starve ourselves into having no curves…WE ARE WOMEN…I would much rather have kate winslets body than goops…

  27. Nina says:

    love shailene woodley. totally agree – fresh face, no flesh-flashing, and awesome pants. but then she has lots of talent so maybe that’s why she doesn’t feel the need to flaunt her physical assets

  28. Kim says:

    Looks like she forgot the top of the outfit. Plunging neckline isnt flattering on any woman. I cant believe women wear this hideous style.

  29. Drew Baylor says:

    Thank you for your own article post. Awesome.